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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Things That Youths in Church Are Guilty Of by karkel(m): 3:26pm On Nov 09, 2014
tosyne2much:
As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall
that number 9 happen Isaiah 33vs9,ending up asking one sister sitting close to me
Celebrities › Re: Why Is Denrele Wearing A Dress In This Picture? by karkel(m): 3:20pm On Nov 09, 2014
Skillfullulu:
This guy is crazy.
A big crazy gay
Romance › Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by karkel(m): 3:18pm On Nov 09, 2014
realsammie:
OP, WHAT'S WRONG IN HAVING BOTH?
I wonder ma saf undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by karkel(m): 3:17pm On Nov 09, 2014
Three7Ty9:
Oh well, growing up, beauty was all that mattered, a pretty face, with contours on the sides was all I needed to get blinded from your flaws. Then I grew up and mannerism took first place, beauty wasn't really important anymore, though, I still didn't want ugly women.

So, I'd chose mannerism over any of the above mentioned. However, if you posses mannerism with the above two, it becomes bonus points for both parties.

Cheers.
so you wowor abi..oki
Romance › Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by karkel(m): 3:15pm On Nov 09, 2014
EroticAngelina:
hehehe grin *spread mat* waiting for comments
dress make spread ma own mate wink
Family › Re: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by karkel(m): 3:09pm On Nov 09, 2014
lizzymomma:
do you mean that yours smell? kindly elucidate
am hairless wink
Family › Re: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by karkel(m): 10:18pm On Nov 08, 2014
lizzymomma:
I would like to sample opinions from fellow bearded ladies and guys alike. It's quite unique to be different. Are you hairy, do you have a moustache, do you have beards.

1. how do you deal or take care of it?
2. Does it affect your relationship with the opposite sex
3. For the married ones, do your husbands approve of it?does he still love you as before.
4.How do you cope being a bearded lady in a society that disapprove of such.
5. has it affected your health in any other ways?

Men,
please do you love bearded ladies?
Can you marry a bearded lady?
Is it true that bearded ladies are wicked?. i would realy love to get opinions. i love the way God created all.

Oga Seun, mukina2, obinoscopy, mynd44. please move this to front page, you might just save a life.

Aunty: aisha2, cococandy,sophyrocks,chaircover, sambarry, chillisauce, nashville, hispikolo,,kanwulia, and many more wonderful nairalanders, kindly share from your wealth of wisdom. thank you
I hate it joor....its smell undecided
Nairaland General › Re: How To Find A Wife Without Stress! by karkel(m): 7:33pm On Nov 08, 2014
davdandam:
There's a high probability you'll get married to a gal you don't love that much,and forever think about a gal you loved and let go, it's just reality, most of Us don use wife do gf lol. ....but the fact is after love comes reality....a good wife material is someone who is compatible with you, goal wise and everything wise. But God help this present generation with all these runs gehs wey full town.heading to the Vatican to become a priest sad
see me for ur back where I de follow u to Vatican city cry cry cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: How To Find A Wife Without Stress! by karkel(m): 7:32pm On Nov 08, 2014
davdandam:
There's a high probability you'll get married to a gal you don't love that much,and forever think about a gal you loved and let go, it's just reality, most of Us don use wife do gf lol. ....but the fact is after love comes reality....a good wife material is someone who is compatible with you, goal wise and everything wise. But God help this present generation with all these runs gehs wey full town.heading to the Vatican to become a priest sad
See me for ur back where I de follow u go Vatican city
Politics › Re: External Reserve And Debt Under Obasanjo, Yaradua And Jonathan Administrations by karkel(m): 2:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
barcanista:
I am a fool because I am taking my time to educate Nigerians? We all know who the fool is here
then who is greatest fool of all
Romance › Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by karkel(m): 2:22pm On Nov 07, 2014
What is your ultimate goal in life?.........
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Lola Omotayo by karkel(m): 2:17pm On Nov 07, 2014
marieolae:
GOD WHY AM I NOT FINE LIKE THIS!! tongue its not fair sad lool
ingrate
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Lola Omotayo by karkel(m): 2:14pm On Nov 07, 2014
Airforce1:
What does she do for a living?
painting and act angry angry angry
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Lola Omotayo by karkel(m): 2:12pm On Nov 07, 2014
Politics › Re: Nigeria Road Shame Makes Yahoo Homepage. by karkel(m): 2:05pm On Nov 07, 2014
pendy79:
God will heal nigeria after we sweep out the years of the locust of the PDP next year.

It has been 15years of wastefulness, cluelessness and corruption o lord .

Come heal and restore our land O Lord.

The journey to rejuvenate this country starts with me and you. Every sane Nigerian need to be part of the atmosphere and desire for change.
Nigeria problems are not pdp or apc but we should pray and use our vote wisley............even carry apc pesin

put der na de same story........vision 2020
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Azare, Bauchi State by karkel(m): 1:52pm On Nov 07, 2014
Arch1:
Bauchi state is a PDP state. Adamu Mu'azu, the national chairman of PDP is from Bauchi.

I have told you to leave APC alone. Leave Lagos alone. Go to Bauchi, Bauchi state is a PDP state. Go and enjoy the fresh air there
ehm....... Well why are apc states well of...........i de smell foul play in our todays politics..........abeg who know much ABC transport de charge from Lagos to Ghana
Romance › Re: HELP: I'm Light-skinned My Gf Is Light-skinned But Our Baby Is Dark & Ugly by karkel(m): 10:56am On Nov 07, 2014
YungwizzzyPt7:
I was just looking at my 2months old baby and I cannot see any resemblance between me and 'it'

this kid is too ugly, black lips, long ear, Big head, short limbs and legs

where it came from I don't know

I'm light-skinned so is 'it's' mother but why will our baby be darker than enugu coal

romancelander help me before I do something funny please
better still,y not go for a DNA test to ascertain if the child is urs
Romance › Re: Can You Date/marry A Woman With Stretch Marks? Pics(+18) by karkel(m): 10:48am On Nov 07, 2014
cheesy
GboyegaD:
If that is how best you understand my response them yes I do
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Date/marry A Woman With Stretch Marks? Pics(+18) by karkel(m): 8:08am On Nov 07, 2014
GboyegaD:
One man's food another man's poison.
u mean u eat stretch marks'
Romance › Re: What's Your Definition Of Beauty...facial Appearance, Shape Or Brain? by karkel(m): 11:26am On Nov 06, 2014
buchibrand:
Hot Brain = Very very good

Facial Beauty = Very good

Nice Shape = Good.

Marry for any of these reasons? Heart break, disappointment or even divorce is inevitable.

The real beauty is of the mind. It is the state or content of your heart, your good manners, your level of understanding and reasoning. These does not fail or fade.
the description should base on the character............the quality of been a good woman
Romance › Re: What's Your Definition Of Beauty...facial Appearance, Shape Or Brain? by karkel(m): 11:23am On Nov 06, 2014
buchibrand:
Hot Brain = Very very good

Facial Beauty = Very good

Nice Shape = Good.

Marry for any of these reasons? Heart break, disappointment or even divorce is inevitable.

The real beauty is of the mind. It is the state or content of your heart, your good manners, your level of understanding and reasoning. These does not fail or fade.
Romance › Re: He Called Me After Two Days Of Wondering.... by karkel(m): 11:21am On Nov 06, 2014
ritababe:
I open a thread last time asking why a guy i met on a bus did not take my number after helping me so much, though the thread was full of insult because of my bad english, well thanks anyway i will keep on learning.

Now back to the topic, the guy called me yersterday and we talk for like 30 minutes, he saw my fb name when i was chatting with one of my friends on the bus that day, thats how he got my number on my facebook profile, (thats why he didnt bother to ask for it)

Thanks to those that advice, insult me and everybody.

(i believe before i come back, i will see like 8 pages full of insult)
thanks to ur editor
Romance › Re: He Called Me After Two Days Of Wondering.... by karkel(m): 11:20am On Nov 06, 2014
balamz:
we thank God.
thanks to ur editor
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend A Sex Addict? I Really Need An Advice by karkel(m): 11:17am On Nov 06, 2014
kendrick93:
My gf is a sex addict ? I really need
advice please not a troll?
Yeah this is every guys dream until
the dream becomes a reality ..
Long story short , my gf wanted to
have a 3some with her twin , she
sends me pictures, we had the
3some at 3:00pm on d 1/11/14 ,
later She sends me a text +
more pictures at 7:39pm saying
she wants 1 on 1 sex and i didn't. she need a counseling or u both.
reply.
Just to get an idea of what she is
sending me .. She sent me rated r
pictures which i can't show.
We've only been dating for 8
months , im her 1st & we've had sex
16 or more times ? Seriously what should
i do please help i kinda lyk her but
the sex is just getting annoying
sometimes.
The sex is great , its just that i get
tired she doesn't want to stop , shes
really tight & so well if you've ever
been with a tight girl then you would
know it feels like your d1ck stopped
working ..
Its been goin on for so long now but i really dnt know what da hell is wrong with her. her appetite for sex is too much.
she need a counseling or u both cool
Politics › Re: President Jonathan And Burkina Faso Military Leader (Picture) by karkel(m): 6:45am On Nov 06, 2014
Psylas:
Why did he remove his cap?
the wear cap with this kind of suit..........olodo
Politics › Re: Courtney Dike Rejects N1.2M World Cup bonus by karkel(m): 7:43pm On Nov 05, 2014
NFF abi na wetin dem call Una.........datz ma kidsister sometime she behave abnormal by reject kind gesture,even she do it by not eating for somedays.she does it here in new jersey dash in the money into acct. 4345752364.
Celebrities › Re: Pamela Ofoegbu Is Dead, EbonyLife TV's Head of Programming by karkel(m): 6:59pm On Nov 05, 2014
How old was she.......pamly RIP
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Ever Spend For Their Boyfriends? by karkel(m): 6:48pm On Nov 05, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Sure
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Ever Spend For Their Boyfriends? by karkel(m): 10:44am On Nov 05, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Haha yeah of course
are u one of them
Romance › Re: How Did You Feel After A Breakup by karkel(m): 10:31am On Nov 05, 2014
samuelzion:
Hi!

Had a break up with my ex sometime ago and i felt terrible. She was more than a gf, she was my best friend.
I cried a lil though. lol.


so share yours
relieved
Romance › Re: Every Lady Does This Pics (18+) by karkel(m): 10:29am On Nov 05, 2014
Elkewwty:
What gave you the impression that she's spying at what he is doing on phone?

Men and there dirty/rotten mind of thinking
maybe she looking at chess game his is playing on his godamm phone

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