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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recommend a Smart Online Skill To Learn Pls by karkel(m): 5:23pm On Apr 24, 2021
Sheffdon:
Good evening fams. I've got a smart phone and ₦20,000. Pls recommend any smart, digital online skill that you are doing on upwork, fiverr and still being profitable.


I'll appreciate if the skill can be learnt on phone too


Or if you're kind and generous, you can message me to teach me on your online business model. I'm READY to learn. And I'll FOREVER AND EVER be grateful to you


NOTE Pls o don't want FORE AND BINARY INVESTMENTS


I recently quit a factory job. I want to learn and earn the smart way

How real is it
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Nigeria At War With Itself, Verge Of A Precipice — Dogara by karkel(m): 4:44pm On Apr 24, 2021
In all of your beautiful presentation you never mentioned restructuring........ . Even the deaf and blind have heard and seeing it that the only way out of this mess fused by lord luggard and be worsen by these slaves

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu: IPOB Already ‘Sentenced’ South-East Governors To Death by karkel(m): 4:16pm On Apr 24, 2021
IPOB the liberators of this shithole of a country

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Education / Re: Can You Guess The Department? by karkel(m): 10:31pm On Apr 23, 2021
Microbiology
Politics / Re: Pantami: Kallamu Musa Ali Dikwa Says "They Are After Me" by karkel(m): 6:41pm On Apr 22, 2021
TAKE A CLOSE LOOOK AT ISA PANTAMI HE LOOK LIKE A TERRORISTS
Politics / Re: Yinka Odumakin’s Burial Rites Begin With Lying-In-State (Photos) by karkel(m): 6:33pm On Apr 22, 2021
9iceprince:


Remain your Father Only..mtcheeewwww
I NO BE YOURUBA AND MY PAPA DON DIE SINCE
Politics / Re: Yinka Odumakin’s Burial Rites Begin With Lying-In-State (Photos) by karkel(m): 5:08pm On Apr 22, 2021
THEN WHO IS NOW LEFT IN YORUBA LAND. HMM RIP

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Politics / Re: Cow Bill In Senate: Proposed Database For Cows By Senate Sparks Outrage by karkel(m): 11:08pm On Apr 21, 2021
Lol
Crime / Re: My Gay Friend Impregnated A Minor by karkel(m): 11:06pm On Apr 21, 2021
Na minor na serious matter oo
Crime / Re: Woman Sets Her Boyfriend's House Ablaze Over Misunderstanding In Benue (Pictures by karkel(m): 6:29pm On Apr 21, 2021
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE
Crime / Re: Woman Sets Her Boyfriend's House Ablaze Over Misunderstanding In Benue (Pictures by karkel(m): 6:28pm On Apr 21, 2021
Bornsinner7:
You mean to tell me that house is in the state capital??

Anyway leave matter for Mathias..

A girl that cannot afford a piece of block is burning another person's building??

Some Nigeria girls are evil.. in the name of relationship many young men are inviting problems into their lives

Just imagine what she calls her belongings.. lol
YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by karkel(m): 6:24pm On Apr 21, 2021
SyIvalord:
 

Open letter from Joel Glazer to all Manchester United supporters,

Over the past few days, we have all witnessed the great passion which football generates, and the deep loyalty our fans have for this great club. You made very clear your opposition to the European Super League, and we have listened.

We got it wrong, and we want to show that we can put things right. Although the wounds are raw and I understand that it will take time for the scars to heal, I am personally committed to rebuilding trust with our fans and learning from the message you delivered with such conviction.

We continue to believe that European football needs to become more sustainable throughout the pyramid for the long-term. However, we fully accept that the Super League was not the right way to go about it. In seeking to create a more stable foundation for the game, we failed to show enough respect for its deep-rooted traditions –promotion, relegation, the pyramid – and for that we are sorry.

This is the world’s greatest football club and we apologise unreservedly for the unrest caused during these past few days. It is important for us to put that right. Manchester United has a rich heritage and we recognise our responsibility to live up to its great traditions and values. The pandemic has thrown up so many unique challenges and we are proud of the way Manchester United and its fans from Manchester and around the world have reacted to the enormous pressures during this period. We also realise that we need to better communicate with you, our fans, because you will always be at the heart of the club.

In the background, you can be sure that we will be taking the necessary steps to rebuild relationships with other stakeholders across the game, with a view to working together on solutions to the long-term challenges facing the football pyramid. Right now, our priority is to continue to support all of our teams as they push for the strongest possible finish to the season. In closing, I would like to recognise that it is your support which makes this club so great, and we thank you for that.

With best regards,

Joel Glazer


Source: Manutd.com
can it be real
Politics / Re: IPOB Asylum: What UK Said About IPOB, MASSOB, ESN, Oyigbo, Nnamdi Kanu by karkel(m): 5:54pm On Apr 21, 2021
IF YOU'RE A BIAFRAN INDICT BY LIKING, IF NA FULANI SLAVES ABEG ALSO SHARE

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Politics / Re: IPOB Asylum: What UK Said About IPOB, MASSOB, ESN, Oyigbo, Nnamdi Kanu by karkel(m): 5:51pm On Apr 21, 2021
Tumbulum:
Seperate all Igbo speaking parts of Nigeria and allow us to go form a new country. A country that will be kingdom of God on earth. We would model our country to be like the US,Australia,Germany,Canada and other develop countries. Science and technology will be at the fore front of our development plans.
dubai nko
Politics / Re: IPOB Asylum: What UK Said About IPOB, MASSOB, ESN, Oyigbo, Nnamdi Kanu by karkel(m): 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2021
Acidiously:

He needs 8 years working experience
21 years working experience

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Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Station, Kill 2 Officers, Injure Others by karkel(m): 4:45pm On Apr 21, 2021
Adetayo1978:


Are you one of the IPOB members?
No am not...... You just have to travel to south east the last time that I traveled the was a heavy present of military and police formations in the whole of south east. You can't even find such military and police formations in borno ,adamawa zamfara.... Then in south east you will find such a heavy militarization. The Easterner have been seriously marginalized, no good federal road, in the hierarchy of security in this country the south Easterners has not been represent.. tell me one
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Station, Kill 2 Officers, Injure Others by karkel(m): 10:21am On Apr 21, 2021
Ndigbo has been marginalized no federal presentation, the recent appointment of the IGP should have come from the south east. This is the result
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Condemns Attack On Enugu Police Station by karkel(m): 10:14am On Apr 21, 2021
South east need federal present not militarizing the whole place this just the result

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Surgery: Ned Nwoko Hailed By Fans For Standing By His Wife by karkel(m): 8:41pm On Apr 20, 2021
Madame safe return
Sports / Re: Breach Of Contract: Gernot Rohr Should Be Sacked As Super Eagles' Coach by karkel(m): 8:36pm On Apr 20, 2021
TIS NO WANT COM AND KILL HIM SELF JOOR WITH INSECURITY EVERY WAY, BOKO, HERDSMEN,BANDITRY
Politics / Re: Jaafar Jaafar Flees Home Over Death Threats by karkel(m): 8:15am On Apr 20, 2021
zombieHUNTER:
Gandollar is a useless old fool....

Any supporter of APc is a potential terrorists...

Do you know that Boko Haram have in the past nominated Buhari to speak to government on their behalf....

Why wouldn't such a character appoint Boko Haram terrorists to head communication ministry....

I remember that was early 2009

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Politics / Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by karkel(m): 2:36pm On Apr 15, 2021
kateskitty:
Fake news

How would 7,200 people lost their joystick in Nigeria and such news would not make front page news until it arrived in China

My guess would be they aren't human joysticks
Haven't you heard about kinapping, killing for ritual purposes,and our mug attendees do do business and haven't you hear about mining of human parts
Politics / Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by karkel(m): 2:31pm On Apr 15, 2021
Bad governance here and there, no electricity,no security, no jobs, no food, no good road and no hospital services. The only thing that gives me Joy and happiness in mist of turbulent time is my only joystick... I hereby summon all the guarding angels to be protecting my penis for me o , I don't know how the world will be without joystick na for my own side
Politics / Re: Fayose: "Makinde Looks Quiet, But Deadly" by karkel(m): 11:12am On Apr 15, 2021
He looks cool and collected not as a motor park thug
Politics / Re: ESN Releases Photo Of Fulani Herdsman Killed In Ebonyi by karkel(m): 5:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
Ituku4040:


Love one another
which law
Politics / Re: ESN Releases Photo Of Fulani Herdsman Killed In Ebonyi by karkel(m): 4:54pm On Apr 14, 2021
This Fulani herdsmen finds this country as warm and soft as a woman breast...... The need it hot as e de com
Health / Re: Girl Dies After Mother Absconded With N3m Donated For Her Brain Surgery by karkel(m): 3:40pm On Apr 14, 2021
HERE AGAIN THE FUTURE IS FEMALE
Education / Re: Man Who Graduated With Third Class From OAU Discovers He’s A Genius In Canada by karkel(m): 3:04pm On Apr 14, 2021
That's why our medical doctors will be jetting out of this shithole because of drained brain

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Education / Re: Man Who Graduated With Third Class From OAU Discovers He’s A Genius In Canada by karkel(m): 3:01pm On Apr 14, 2021
luminouz:
To be a Nigerian living in nigeria is damn hard. As a student,it's way worse. Heat, crowded LTs, old tutoring system, archaic textbooks, frustrated lecturers and finally boring, impractical exams will erode whatever genius you might have had.


I remembered while younger that I wrote two NIM exams without reading for the second. I just glanced through. I collected extra sheet on it. Had As in both courses.

In my postgraduate course on exploration geophysics, I vividly remembered revising for that course in my dream. I was sleeping and in my dream, I was revising those notes and when I woke up by 8am, I entered the exam without opening that book again. Had an A.

All these happened while I was younger. But nigeria don cook and parboil me finish.


Nowadays, it's hard to even fuqin remember my own birthday. undecided
SCHOOL STRIKE NKO ABI NA ASUU STRIKE
Crime / Re: Husband Kills Imam Attahiru Alhassan After ‘Catching Him In Bed’ With His Wife by karkel(m): 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
7 virgins awaits him
Na 77 virgin await him

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Politics / Re: Owerri Jailbreak: Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by karkel(m): 1:04pm On Apr 14, 2021
allwellsam35:


Lol shebi na me and u...
you know sai your post was such a suspicious one it would land someone in prison
Politics / Re: Owerri Jailbreak: Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by karkel(m): 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2021
allwellsam35:
Hmmmm. Nothing like freedom but they should return back jejeli to avoid another touching story grin
Meanwhile contact me for your Newspaper Publication , Change of name , CAC Ngos Publication and others. Thx.
You are a suspect

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