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Politics / Re: Onem Tyna Miracle, Councillor Links 2 Communities With Her Official Car Money by karkel(m): 4:58pm On May 05, 2021
If given the opportunity to govern she will do great things if given , it took PDP government 16 solid years on lagos- Ibadan express road and is taking APC dullard and nepotistic government 6years + on the same road. God protect and guide this woman for me oo. The future is female
Politics / Re: Mbaka Is Not In Our Custody — DSS by karkel(m): 3:40pm On May 05, 2021
I heard from a reliable source that fr mbaka had reappeared at his backyard
Romance / Re: Lady Beaten By Her Lesbian Girlfriend (disturbing Photos) by karkel(m): 2:18pm On May 05, 2021
Violent against women

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Confirmed Fake Job Venues Updated by karkel(m): 9:49am On May 05, 2021
Good one
Politics / Re: Fear Grips Diplomatic Community Amid Worsening Insecurity In Nigeria by karkel(m): 2:12pm On May 02, 2021
How pesin fit enter ghana grin
Family / Re: My Friend Was Caught Peeping At His Brother's Wife In The Shower Today by karkel(m): 11:01pm On May 01, 2021
IgiveFreebies:
Be like when I was 14, I went to spend the long holiday at my elder sister's house. My sister asked to attend to the provisions shop in the front of the house. Naso my longer throat took my eye to vitamilk. I checked to make sure no one is coming and opened it and drank but the taste was horrible - I thought it was milk. To wash the nauseous taste from my mouth I had to open a peak milk tin, afterwards, I hid both containers.
Unknown to me, the neighbors across the road were watching me. One of them - a girl of about 20+ - crossed the road and took a bottle of viju milk and crossed back without saying anything to me. I followed her sharply.
"Aunty pls give me my money for that drink"
"If you don't get out of here I'll go and report you to your sister for those things you drank" was her reply. "You think say we no dey watch you?"
I crossed back the road, straight to my big sister
"Sister, one girl from the compound across came and took viju milk without paying, I asked her the money and she threatened to report me to you for eating things from your shop"
Big sister tie her wrapper and said " come show me the person"
We crossed and I pointed the girl out, she's drinking the viju
"Patience give me money for that drink"
"Aunty let me tell you what this boy..." My sister didn't allow her to finish
"I didn't ask you to monitor anyone for me, give me my money now now!" I was just smiling like Smeagol
"Okay Aunty I'll send the money later"
"No! Give me now, don't annoy me o!" Big sister was on fire!
Patience commot #200 and gave my sister.
"Oya let's go" to me "he'll bring your change" to the girl
We crossed back and I came back with #80 for Patience. She called me bad boy

So young man abi your friend, should go to the elder brother and report the little rat first but no tell him say you do am o! Or first of all give that 15 Year old boy a hot slap and drag him to your brother. You should appear really angry and accuse the boy of trying to blackmail you. Turn the table on him.
Na devil will be your paymaster you're such a game changer grin
Travel / Re: Portugal Opens World's Longest Pedestrian Suspension Bridge On Mountains(Pics) by karkel(m): 10:16pm On May 01, 2021
Lagos- Ibadan express road since 1999 up till date yet to be completed, previous administration had budgeted billions of naira yet uncompleted. What a nation

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: Rapists Should Face Death Penalty Or Castration by karkel(m): 7:11pm On May 01, 2021
In south africa women constitutes greater number of rapists
Sports / Re: Neymar Tries To Score From Corner Flag In PSG Training (Photos, Video) by karkel(m): 4:42pm On May 01, 2021
DAVID BECKHAM HAS DONE IN A REALLY GAME HE JUST SCORED IT FROM THE CORNER
TV/Movies / Re: Do You Know The Functions Of These Remote Buttons? (Photo) by karkel(m): 4:13pm On Apr 30, 2021
lascos912:
Go school you won't go

Now you are asking for functions of ordinary GOTV remote control
You self know no am
Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha: Nigerians Sign Petition Against Release Of Actor by karkel(m): 5:49pm On Apr 29, 2021
Wer I go fit sign my own signature
Crime / Re: Woman’s Arm Amputated After Her Husband Butchered Her Over 'Infidelity' (Graphic by karkel(m): 5:28pm On Apr 29, 2021
I know believe this story
Politics / Re: Mbaka: God Told Me Buhari Is A Saviour! No Religious Discrimination (Throwback) by karkel(m): 5:23pm On Apr 29, 2021
MAYBE IS TRUE GOD USES MANY THINGS TO PUNISH MANKIND, HE IS USING MUHAMMED BUHARIA TO PUNISH NIGERIANS. AFTER WE MIGHT HAVE LEARNT OUR LESSON HE WILL START TO HEAL AGAIN
Crime / Re: Mary Daniel, Amputee Hawker Didn't Lie Or Fake Her Identity - Lagos Government by karkel(m): 5:18pm On Apr 29, 2021
How she take born the baby, according to her side of story she been left with her aged granny and a baby to cared for what about the dudu that impregnated her at the first place I want to know
Crime / Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by karkel(m): 1:26pm On Apr 29, 2021
Yoruba and obo sha
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Cubana Chief Priest In His Shrine by karkel(m): 12:38pm On Apr 29, 2021
Shoodboi:
Lol... Y'all need to stop investigating the source of other people's riches and start developing yourselves so that others can be envious of your wealth.

I don't know if Cubana Chief Priest has a side gig and I really don't care as long as he isn't doing anything illegal (including the so-called yahoo) and posting fraudulent motivational speeches on social media.

And do you really believe he's a priest/native doctor/medicine man?

You mean he speaks to his gods with fez cap, expensive spirits, high-resolution cameras and what's that slips he's wearing?

Whatever happened to Schnapps, goat, yam and the eyeball of a crippled that just died in a ghastly motor accident?

This was how someone told me yesterday that the Alaafin of Oyo was using the destiny of his young wives

I told him to develop himself so that he's wealthy and comfortable enough to attract beautiful ladies old enough to be his granddaughter

I'll extend that advise to you too

Ned, Obasanjo and Oshiomole did it. You can too
Na gucci palm be that oo 18k

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Politics / Re: ‘Forum Of Bishops’ Holds Solidarity Rally For Pantami (Photo) by karkel(m): 9:03am On Apr 29, 2021
Just take a look at their faces " does they look like priests?. I have made a call through to know any of such happened. No but same rank of TERRORISTS give costumes to put on. May God shame them all
Politics / Re: Mbaka Tells Buhari To Resign Or Be Impeached Over Insecurity (Video) by karkel(m): 8:56am On Apr 29, 2021
This pigeon � priest again...... After a whole six years you don show your face
Politics / Re: Gunmen Burn Nkporo Police Station In Abia (Photos) by karkel(m): 10:59pm On Apr 28, 2021
That dead log in aso rock will be too slow to declear state of emergency in this shithole of a country before reaches to a point of no return
Nairaland / General / Re: Benin Electricity Distribution Company Is Frustrating My Life by karkel(m): 8:34pm On Apr 28, 2021
Take heart oo
Politics / Re: Throwback Post Of Jonathan When He Visited North East Over Insecurity by karkel(m): 4:28pm On Apr 28, 2021
All these blame game will not solve the insecurities facing this country. Decentralized the security settings all this nonsense will freeze away
Politics / Re: Ugezu: "Jonathan And PDP Were Not Good, But This APC Is A Colossal Disaster" by karkel(m): 2:20pm On Apr 28, 2021
The problem is the current structure is been setup for a collosal failure let restructure or let go back to that regional system of government that is when we had anything called development
Celebrities / Re: Davido: God Help Nigeria At This Point, We Are Tired by karkel(m): 11:59am On Apr 28, 2021
NIGERIA THE MOST TERRORISE COUNTRY IN AFRICA AND THIRD IN THE WORLD. NA THE CHANGE BE THIS
Politics / Re: Buhari Seeks Relocation Of US Africa Command Headquarters From Germany by karkel(m): 8:10pm On Apr 27, 2021
Baba na real veggie, dead brain, this dead log no know say na administration matter where dey control from there
Family / Re: Parents How Will You Feel If You Come Back Home & Meet Your Children Like This? by karkel(m): 8:06pm On Apr 27, 2021
After flogging them, I preserve those noodles anytime,anywhere na indomie for them no be joke oo
Politics / Re: NBC Suspends Channels TV For Speaking With IPOB, Slams N5 Million Fine by karkel(m): 8:35pm On Apr 26, 2021
This what I mean by ZOO rule by ape

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Politics / Re: Controversy Trails Trial Of 400 BDC Alleged Boko Haram Sponsors by karkel(m): 7:45am On Apr 26, 2021
What about those that UAE arrested in dubai sometime last year am yet hear anything from this government is clearer now that we have bokoharm sympathizers in this government...... An attack on BOKO Haram is an attack on the north, GMB quoting
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Told Me To Sell My House, Car, etc To Raise ₦100m Ransom - Farmer by karkel(m): 7:36am On Apr 26, 2021
Can they able to count hundred million if given
TV/Movies / Re: Six Nigerian Actors Who Flawlessly Pull Off Crying Roles by karkel(m): 10:45pm On Apr 25, 2021
Evil Forest....... I even join her to cry my mother latter console me say na film I de watch
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend Who Slept With His Brother And She Said 'Yes' by karkel(m): 10:35pm On Apr 25, 2021
ogboro1:
a simp will always be a simp....
He must be a Ghanian
Politics / Re: Pantami: Ya’u-Gital Counters Achi, Says "Your Son Was Killed By Student Union" by karkel(m): 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2021
Then who instigate the student union against him
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recommend a Smart Online Skill To Learn Pls by karkel(m): 7:57pm On Apr 24, 2021
Sheffdon:
I'm for real sir. I'm determined to pursue any legit online money making skill and a little assistance from pros too like you will help

Thanks
Any legit skill someone can learn from you

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