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lalasticlala pls take this to front page make we play small ...i don tire talking about pdp apc and nigeria politics.

...i know about three popular crews on nairaland...the NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (NCAN)...the I DONT GIVE A FURK (IDGF) crew...and last but not the least, the VASELINE CREW? ....the NCAN has branches all over the world yet they are the most tribal and bigoted, never interested in reading the news but always armed with magnifying glasses to find names and ethnicities of offenders...the IDGF crew are more like the nigeria police they always have 1001 reasons why they will not give the very furk they are supposed to give...then comes the VASELINE CREW, this particular crew are neither tribal nor would they give you excuse when you simply ask for a furk, they not interested in names checking, just serve them the picture of a beautiful woman and see the price of VASELINE go up by 100% the next morning i.e after you have lost some ribs the previous day laughing off as they make clarion calls to fellow members to come and queue up and take turns on vaseline...lol

LesbianBoy:
Am I the only one who haven't watched this show for once since it started?

...YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

NonsoDguru:
I’m a corp. member serving In Nnewi, Anambra. This child (see attached picture) is my neighbor’s kid and she is just 3 years old. Even at this age she has already passed through a lot; her parent thinks she is a witch and the bruises on her face were given to her by her own parents. She gets beaten almost every day and she is malnourished and skinny from starvation. It’s really heartbreaking

This girl, at this age, lives in so much fear of her parents that one day we found her hiding behind the toilet door of the corper’s lodge.

We have talked to her parents, but they still keep beating her up. We are calling on the relevant authorities to come to this girl’s rescue. It is obvious they are trying to gradually kill her. MOD kindly move this to the front page.
Attached to this post is a picture of little Sarah.

... and who do you expect to do the reporting for you? pls go and report them at the nearest police station or the police hqts in anambra

cheruv:
Exactly!!!

mods deleted that comment...they know its plain truth

kropotkin2:
I seriously doubt it

...of course you would probably not be alive

ARTISTIC

sarrki:
Spotted

...LITTLE RAT, WHAT HAVE YOU SPOTTED? ...dont go messing around the corners of my room...cos i have 1001 ways of getting rid of roddents.

AND HOW MUCH YAR FOUND IN AMECHI TAMBUWAL ELRUFAI MAGU AND THE GRASS CUTTER WARDROBE?

I AM NOT SURPRISED...THE NORTHERNERS HAVE BEEN DOING SAME TO IGBOS SINCE 60s

SOUTH AFRICA ALWAYS SOUTH AFRICA AND YOU EXPECT THEM TO RESPECT YOUR PEOPLE? ... NIGERIANS ARE SIMPLY STUPID, FROM THE REGULAR FELLA ON THE STREET TO THE VERY DUMB ELITES IN ABUJA...ANYWAY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN THEIR ANCESTOR IS RULING BY PROXY FROM LONDON.

FOOLS IN GOVERNMENT. WHO BORROW THEM BRAIN?

pocohantas:
Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

...yet there be good men but most times babes dont recognise them when they meet one only to realise the moment they are gone...then they spend the rest of their life waitin for his kind

RHETORICS AS ALWAYS

PRESIDENT OF LONDON YOU MEAN?

ANCESTOR

I AM PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN WHAT THE YORUBA HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS THEY ARE THE AFOJUS OF THIS CONTRAPTION CALLED NIGERIA

StOla:
You should have said that to Gowon in 1970. Some are still crying over 20pounds till today.

Your mercenaries are well documented in video evidences, no need trying to revise history.

... TWENTY POUNDS YET YOU ARE THE ONES HANGING YOURSELVES OVER MERE RECESSION 45 YEARS LATER, YOUR LOT WOULD HAVE GONE EXTINCT IF VISITED WITH A FULL BLOWED WAR ...LOVE OR HATE THEM THE IGBO IS THE HIGHER HUMAN YOU LOTS WILL ALWAYS LOVE TO HATE AND BE.

StOla:
I guess unconditional surrender of Biafra was staged too?
Ojukwu running off to Ivory Coast was staged too?
The numerous mercenaries fighting for Biafra were staged too?

...mercenaries fightin for biafra? lol ...with egyptian pilots and sixteen million pounds from britain and WW2 left over weapons from same britain to keep this contraption together. ...NIGERIA HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER WIN A WAR.

ONE DAY WE WILL CELEBRATE BIAFRA OUR COUNTRY

OF WHAT VALUE PLEASE

Odegwu097:
I think we should send our army there to tell them how we saved them during the time of Mandela

...LOL you cant send your army there thats a declaration of war...you cant even send your army inside their embassy in nigeria as its considered south african soil but of course you can order them to vacate their embassy in nigeria thus severing all diplomatic ties.

Zico5:
Yoruba paying for igbo misdeeds. I know it initially, innocents will be held accountable for the sins of these flat heads. How I wish the right victims are caught and punished. But one thing is sure, they can run but can't stop judgment.

...if youre not poor in pocket as you are upstairs i would have advise you buy some brain even if its that of a goat

sarrki:
Wailers have been boxed to a corner
Looking for another divisive means
Enemy of state stay clear

...STEER CLEAR

OK

Ahmedhussain3463:
lol.u fall inlove wit dis most popular name in d world.our discussion have to end here sir

...of course i am in love with every individual who dreamth and lived and died for what they believed in and muhammed is one of them, even though he went the extra mile of killing and maiming. ....on the side line, dont think i am out to attack your religion, no, i only used someone you know to make instances so as to see if you can wake up and see and learn and respect people who dream and wake to live their dream. ...so long dude!

IF ONLY BIAFRA HAD WON BY NOW WE WILL BE LIVING IN BIAFRA WITH FELOW HUMAN BEINGS AND BE FARAWAY FROM THIS ANIMAL FARM CALLED NIGERIA

Ahmedhussain3463:
lol.u av seen a baby u telling u are nt religious.if am a christan would u av use muhammed in dis ur parochial analogy?or ar u telling me we dnt av igbos dt dnt share in ur elusive biafra?bro i av liberal view for religion if u like insult God i dnt care bt my mild advice for u is dt dnt insult muhammed wen u come to the oda side of the country becos such action might b counterproductive!i repeat u won the arguement.hold to ur biafra let me hold to my nigeria wic am ready to defend it oneness wit the last drop of my blood from against 1000000 seperatist like kanu!i will rather agree to witness holocust dn witnessing the balkanisation of my country nigeria!bt u won the arguement i affirm.

...counterproductive like blowin up urself because of similarity btwn muhammed and kanu? nobody will be surprised cos dats ur identity.

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