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RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:53pm On Nov 01, 2014
TheNaijan:
PS: It's same with Nigerian guys too...According to my observation, from[b] pre-intimacy to kissing--for most Nigerian guys and girls zero[/b]. It's their orientation though; most Nigerian parents never taught never kiss their children not to talk of kissing themselves...or I should say-they never saw anyone do it except in movies...and they never bothered to go to the internet to search for tips...In fact, no one kisses publicly in Nigeria(like 1%)...so they just ignorant...
I'm your 1%
I kiss publicly...
I run a school of kissing artistry...
Any interest applicant can PM me...
Tuition is affordable... grin
Exclusive to females only
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:49pm On Nov 01, 2014
kendrick93:
e don try wey me dey runz her
Lolz. Ok boss! I don comot hand
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:46pm On Nov 01, 2014
EroticAngelina:
lols funny boi grin u and the other guys are just wasting u guys time tongue
grin grin grin
Law of demand and supply coming into play. I go return the d demand for your alluring lips goes on a decline.
NEXT! I'm outta the queue...
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2014
kendrick93:
see all dis guys wants a piece of those lips.. Dont forget me oh!
Beta Pikin. Abeg go queue. We many ontop the matter. The way I see it, e fit no ever reach your turn. Lolz. grin
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:27pm On Nov 01, 2014
EroticAngelina:
lols I'm not playing hard to get, I've already decided, u won't come near them tongue
The Good book has it that Jacob labored for 7years to get Rachel. I'm equally ready to go all the way. Perhaps I'm asking for too much. Make I atleast collect 'lip jam' since your kiss dey overpriced @ d moment....
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:15pm On Nov 01, 2014
dasrackhor:
c advertisement of lips ooo..Be man enough and tell her I wonna do d do...Chikena..
What's the rush? Its more fun this way.
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:12pm On Nov 01, 2014
EroticAngelina:
no
grin
Now shez playing hard to get. You've just increased the value of those alluring lips of yours. Now I'm more interested. grin
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:07pm On Nov 01, 2014
Princecharmin:
lmao...yet anoda smellogrin forming cupid...i cn feel d stench of ur mouth from here angry na my baby u wan kiss abi huh undecided
Lolz. No vex. That your imaginary baby and her lips are quite inviting. Na just kiss I want. No strings or ropes or chains attached.
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 7:04pm On Nov 01, 2014
I just recall being pumped wit so much saliva n close to being swallowed in the name of kissing. To think dat dis girl dat telling me how her lips was one of her biggest assets. And hw wonderful a kisser she was. What an asset!
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by karmaleon: 6:54pm On Nov 01, 2014
EroticAngelina:
true, but not all of them. Guys usually have really bad mouth odour becoz they don't brush their teeth well, some don't even brush at all. truth be told, naija guys and girls aren't good in kissing stuff coz we know nothing about it. but few of them are good kissers.


if you wanna kiss, just go meet white guys/girls. they are the best(typing from experience). most Nigerian guys' mouth can smell ehn embarassed
Nice picture. We sld kiss someday. My lips has got a perfect shape of cupid's bow, tender as a rose petal, breathe dat induces aphrodisiac, tongue dat can flickle both you upper lips and lower... Grew up in the west. I'm badass! W'aya say?
PoliticsRe: David Mark: I Can Die For Stability Of Nigeria's Democracy by karmaleon: 6:53am On Oct 29, 2014
We no need hin dirty and corrupt blood. E go jst worsen the situation...
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by karmaleon: 12:29am On Oct 29, 2014
Some of una wey be say na mouth to mouth saliva pumping still dey claim am to be first kiss... Pls it doesn't count! You are still yet to encounter your first kiss... From my experience, extroverts and the beautiful ones make up a league of terrible kisser.. They are always in a haste, over-sabi n never eager to learn new tricks.. I fit vouch say dem many for here...
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by karmaleon: 4:47pm On Oct 27, 2014
MzPreshie:
Lol..
Wake up sunshine, time to face life's realities.
undecided
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by karmaleon: 3:19pm On Oct 27, 2014
Asides the one that was stolen from me at a tender age, my first consensual kiss was at age 17 with my crush in our garden...

It was Epic! It was Hollywood! It was Disneylike! Damnit!

Her Bootiee was softer than a fresh bread from the bakery...
Boobies making me explode within with every touch...
Skin smoother than the ice in the artic...

Still remains the best I've ever had.

*singing* Shez such a good kisser

#someone sld wake me up
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Venus Williams Shocks Many As She Goes Completely Nu D£ (look) +18 by karmaleon: 6:48pm On Oct 26, 2014
Ugly babe... Even your nudity doesn't appeal to me... SmH...
RomanceRe: Tricks Lagos Big Babes now Use To Get Rich Boyfriends by karmaleon: 4:30pm On Oct 26, 2014
They come to Nairaland land; create a profile, upload the best side view selfie outta a 1000 shots/filters and become talkatives to draw the attention of rich folks like us to check out deir profile....

Can I call names? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by karmaleon: 9:03am On Oct 25, 2014
Juliaann:
I owe you any explanation or whatsoever just don't push me because I might do something u won't like stop all this nonsense accusations
*hands her a baton*

Oya smash his head with it... grin

I really will like to see what you intend doing!
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by karmaleon: 11:17pm On Oct 24, 2014
rahymat:
I dnt lyk dis thread,handsome dis handsome dat smh jobless peepz
Shake your attention seeking tail feathers outta here

No one invited you here!
PhonesRe: New BBM Update Will Let You Delete Messages Even After You've Sent Them :D by karmaleon: 12:57pm On Oct 19, 2014
Malcolmx12:
u dont understand english? Gosh!
I'm guessing he does. It just sounds incredible... I'm equally yet to believe how a sent me can be remotely deleted from a delivered msg... Deleting from one's own end is quite understandable... Whatsapp has such feature already... Make we dey sidon look...
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by karmaleon:
undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by karmaleon: 1:46pm On Oct 18, 2014
...dat she spent two nights in a hotel with a guy she was cheating on me with and never had sex
Forum GamesRe: Age Discriminating Optical Illusion by karmaleon: 9:30pm On Oct 16, 2014
Psychologist are not so right on this one... Showed this to me grandma, d first image she saw was a young babe... After futile efforts in trying to get her to see the old lady, her focus no gree...guess ma grandma is still young after all.... Lolz
Jokes EtcRe: Not Just Our 9ja Babes - Global Conspirarcy by karmaleon(op): 1:47pm On Oct 10, 2014
ebube89:
wow thank u very much. though am based in lagos and unilag hav only one option under chemical engineering, which is masters in process engineering, so dats wat i applied for. do u know coys dat do free intern so i can apply in lagos?
just use google to search for indigenous oil n gas coys.. head to ur contact page... get their email.. den send dem a request dat u wana get in as an intern.. wait for a response... if u are chanced, visit the coy to drop ur letter addressed to the HR manager... dat will b much faster.
Jokes EtcRe: Not Just Our 9ja Babes - Global Conspirarcy by karmaleon(op): 12:34pm On Oct 10, 2014
ebube89:
hello. i noticed u said u cldnt remember ur email addy again. pls i am a chemical eng graduate wit a second class lower as ma grade. how easy do u tink it is to work in most of dis indigenous oil servicing companies..even though am about to begin my masters programme soon. a reply will be highly appreciatef
Its not so easy getting into the oil industry my broda... it is highly competitive..
you'd have an edge after you have your masters in view (meaning u are not expected to have completed your Msc before getting the attention of some recruitment officers. once you don start, u r good to go) just ensure you state it inside ur resume that ur msc is currently in view. it also depends on what u r mastering. servicing coys look out of for geologist, geophysicist, petroleum/reservoir/production engineers etc.

another trick asides an msc for getting in, is if u r willing to come in sitting on the lowest level. probably as trainee or an intern with little or no pay. many servicing coys dey like such pple. but the advantage is dat u'd b exposed, networked and be able to get as much experience as u can, update ur resume, den move on from there... depending on d level of expertise, other coys will be begging for u to join dem..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by karmaleon: 9:42am On Oct 10, 2014
ebube89:
pls may u follow me back or reply my email because i wld want to make enquiries wit u
Boss, I don't remember my email.

I have followed back
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by karmaleon: 8:38am On Oct 10, 2014
charlesng:
You don't know what you are saying my friend. I work with exxon and i can tell you more about them.
Okay Sir...

Next time, instead of trying to patronize me, try to say what it is...

I started my career in an oil n gas servicing coy...

With a pay that an oil worker can never be proud of

before I eventually got move to from from one E&P coy to another..

I currently work in one of the biggest MNCs in the world country..

With connections cut across various disciplines as relevant in the industry..

Those figures I gave are as accurate as can be...

I don't know what you are talking about..

Enlighten me...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by karmaleon: 4:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
Dfavouredone:
From your contribution so far you surely has a vast knowledge of the oil and gas industry.

Pls are are prospects for someone going to do an MSc in Subsea engineering.

What counsel do you have for such person as regards employment opportunity.
Prospects are high... With very good pay too
The down side is just that the positions are very few
It is also extremely competitive

Most coys send their employees on training related to that field...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by karmaleon: 3:37pm On Oct 09, 2014
linnyx:
Oil companies don't pay that much, you need to be in the sector to know.
SLB (Schlumberger) DEFINITELY don't pay that much. Same goes for the others you mentioned.

But I'll tell you one thing:- Most of these companies (especially oil companies have double standard) they usually have the Nigerian version and the international version - When they are taking you outside the country, your pay-grade/structure is changed but if you're employed here then your pay is what is obtainable here.

I know this because I worked with one of them
Okay Sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by karmaleon: 1:07pm On Oct 09, 2014
geophyscist:
op shell don't require master degree.
They Don't...
They are amongst the few that don't need that as a prerequisite...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by karmaleon: 9:46am On Oct 09, 2014
farellstone:
plz what are the certification an english graduate do that can guarantee him job in oil company or oil servicing firm?
I'm in no position to say...
The ones i know of are freaking expensive...
Have you heard of NEXT by schlumberger...
They offer diverse professional courses for a period of 7-14days...
locations are overseas most times...
course fee goes for $3000 to say the least...
But you get value for your money...
Also a good chance of being retained or called up by a big coy in the industry..

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