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Give ha a rat poison... She sld take it wit a lukewarm bottle of 7up to make d process quick...
The country is too populated as it is... She'd b doing us a favor

I don't see how this is a problem. Let her be!
Abi no be girl friend you call am? If she loves you, she'd respect you enough to be reasonable

One night... Pick her up from bar... She was a slut... And I didn't know... What a *itch

I'm not a gambler
I'd hit the guaranteed red button
Invest and make a turnover of over a $100mill...

PinkObsession:
If na ur fellow man nko ?

I go shift obsession to pink

prettythicksme:
sincerely speaking Nairaland guys are good looking,intelligent,fresh,mature even though some of them are bashers and also we have lots of beautiful ladies as wel,but i wonder if they do date.I want to know guys and ladies have you ever dated a nlander before or are you dating one right now?#am taken don't think dirty!!!

Yes we do!
But the one and only Nairalander I'm prepared to buy an island for, pause the earth, illuminate the midnight skies has been playing solitaire hard to get. After driving cupid's love arrow strait tru my heart...
I have sang praises of her delightful beautiful to the skies... Sote its scattered across d galaxy... D nairalander no shake body... Make e no b say na my fellow man dey dreadlock my head...

Shez a witch...
Shez ensuring u r asleep b4 she transforms to an owl...
Run for your life!!!

temigracie:
...hanhan!!!....


What will now give the love fire, as in real FAYA??.....


..liking someone already, you start having some silly thoughts...Talkless of loving someone.....

Just like I'm having silly thots for you...

It is for a castrated man!

Cunninglingus

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Never ever try to get your head down dere!
Few days b4 et Few days after

EroticAngelina:
I wear bum shorts almost all the time..but I don't wear it outsyd! too many bad sex starved agbero boys full my estate I wear mini skirts with boots.. its not that bad.

Ngwanu, sample me a picture. Ayam not a sex starved agbero...

Kachisbarbie:
naso my mouth dey leak o

Thanks for the serviette

Lmao...
Dat was funny

Kachisbarbie:
he meant harm the moment he told me 'I talk too much'...I only switched on my dual personality to defend my contestants...inshort I only talk much when I'm happy (I was happy yesterday ).

...I don't mind doing it for them o... whether it's demeaning/not. I am not lawyer, but for the fact that I'm a judge - I think I owe it to them to defend their interest.
They tried to contest :it isn't easy...they entertained us.

We suppose appreciate them for contesting first - then come up with the criticism naa

*gulps down the cappuccino *

Olwite I share your view. Calling you garrulous was unnecessary and out of place. I didn't know were amongst the judges earlier. You are in line!
*hands a serviette, you've got a little drop of cappuccino on ur lower lips*

Can we please have a Maiden Edition of MBGN - Most Beautiful Girl in Nairaland... Make this detractor n ha likes be silenced. And fellas like me be thrilled and overwhelmed by the beauties housed by this faceless forum...

cc:
Dygeasy
Karchisbarbie
MizMyColi

Kachisbarbie:
Yesso...I have very hot temper
Sincerely I just wan find that OP trouble - if he took his time to read till my last post...he would have seen that...but im sha wan play judge.
I hate when people bring up issues I am over. I done forget that issue sef b4 I got that his mention neither do I have any problem with the OP ...what she said is right (these are things we would work on in future if given the right suggestions/support)
__ I suppose defend my contestants na

I'm sure he meant no harm...
*hands ha a cup of cappuccino
No fex!
Sometimes playing the advocate can be demeaning. Your contestants can equally defend demselves.
Abi u na "lorya"?? I'm in need of one!

ireneony:
one word for u. shut the fvvk up. post ur pix let see.

You cheated. Datz rude of you. This is more than one word!

EroticAngelina:
lols I wasn't asleep.was watching a movie

Olwite!

Karmie, do you wana put in for this?
Naah!
How about you Leon?
I'd pass. I'm too hot to be sampled!

*na only me waka come, na only me go waka comot.

Impressive car collection...

was dat an áss? looks like an over-stretched synthetic rubber...

All d same, I need to take a gay test!

Kachisbarbie:
pttttft...
you don't mind you business either...Nlders be playing judge since 1902.
This is my own opinion...

BTW I just wanted to see if she would give me any reasonable reason.
Next time, don't jump on my comment if you don't have any meaningful submission.
Thanks and,
That's all...

Temper! Temper!!
C'mon barbie... U look quite peaceful to be dis pugnacious... Somethings aren't just worth the stress... Abeg no vex!

PDP... APC... Both bunch of lousy thieves!!!

I love my country!
I hate my government!

EroticAngelina:
right here op, the contestants r beautiful.

The contestants are fine wld suffice

Let we the guys be the judge of beauty...

Some female NL needlessly av to contestant...

Their beauty is superlative...

Didn't follow the whole contest thing, but I'm pleased with the end result. Winner seem quite articulate.

Was gonna ask u y u didn't contest, but den it dawned on me - you also fall within the "superlatives"
Sorry for dragging u outta bed!

The first art clip jst agrees wit Leon's Law of Sexual Discontinuity.. Which states that "every hot gal out der has a guy who is already tired of her shìt"

This appears to be the new trend..
Its expected...

Send a mail to nairalandcharity@gmail.com

BTW who is suwe? Has the yoruba movie comic joined NL...

I'm not an Big ASSenal fan. But these seem to put ideas in my leashed erotic mind. Just wanna take dem all from behind as they are lined.

Damnit, can't bliv I just typed dat...

I don't fancy them too... And I don't fancy you either... Go get a nose job or something.. I can foot the bill... Where is my EroticAngelina ??

Trust me, when all ur mind is focused on so many tins, dere isn't time to spend on trivial matters... He runs a multi-billon dollar coy dat serves across the globe... His looks is far from his priorities... I recall preparing for my Ph.D defense, I looked like a cave man... No time to focus on oda matters or areas of my life...

Spot-on! I agree with you.
All that skills + more expedite my elevation status and brought me to my present position. They are all "must haves"

Freshtomato:
Vanity upon vanity

I give a tear-drop diamond cut necklace... I'll bet you'd have an instant second opinion....

Go make some money amiga... Or find ursef a rich dude... I'd already taken

Voting wld av been a whole lot easier for me if pictures where excluded...

That albino forgot to bleach her knee...