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I don't drink or smoke. But you seem pretty messed up. Perhaps a cigar and a cognac will do. Also a creamy bootilicious side attraction. I can help you out with recommendations. You'll forget you were ever in a relationship in a jiffy!

All men are womanisers. Some of us are active, some are passive. Don't give us all these hogwash. BTW, why will a dude open such a thread?

carmelion: Before I joined NL,I visited as a guest.One thing that fascinated me was peoples username.Some were funny,some irritating,some were strange,while some sounded original.

When it got to my turn to choose a username,I decided to go with Carmelion(Chameleon,that animal that changes the colour of its skin to that of its environment,to hide from its predators).I choose that because,naturally,I blend easily into any environment I find myself. I don't know if I would do it, if it is against my religion,I have never found myself in such.#lucky.

I do it so easily cos I study people a lot to know how best to co-habit with them. I have had the most troublesome people as friends.

Back then in school people ask me how I cope with my best friend cos has a kinda attitude. But all I want is peace.
There are really some people I would love to hear why they chose their username,hahahahhaha

Hope you won't mind telling us why you chose yours?let's hear it..

My alter ego. My feminine reflection. Where have you been all my life. Pleased to meet. *hugs*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I don't really like typing epistles...if you are lazy like me just leave a VN and share on how that special guy makes you feel[/quote]No offence, but how does a chic as coarse and controversial as yourself have a BF? That dude is certainly in for it!

bigtt76: E wan prack dis one join eh?

guess you meant it the other way around. the fear of petite chic is d beginning of wisdom.

Princeparix: lolz #jumps into river i dnt live in penury bt i acknowledge d tym i spend wit ma gf#

good for you

Princeparix: then get ready to end up lyk Prince Charles nd Princess Diana..... Bt on a more poor situation

Thanks for the hint. I'll be waiting. But dont be too quick to drag me to ur state of penury.

[quote author=Bleble-swag]wowo wear dis girl cloth, she luks lik a female lion[/quote]Did you just call someone worgly?

Nasri100: No. it means he's decent and respect Ladies unlike you, muppet!

Cmon, quit that good boy make over personality you are trying to portray. Ladies don't digg dat anymore.
BTW, I said straf her (mutually agreed intimacy) not ra.pe her. I warned u abt dat night school u enrolled for. Its not helping your
comprehension skills.

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]Wow that was kinda insensitive. When a woman says "All men are dogs", it means she is very hurt about something.

If you still love her and want to be with her, perhaps try talking to her(apologise if you have to)[/quote]There you go. You girls don't fail to bring up talks of a guy being 'insensitive'
"All Men Are Dogs" is that suppose to be a compliment?
BTW, OP don't drag pple's folks into matters. Saying, 'A K9 like me feels humbled to have da baddest bi.tch like you' would have suffice.

Danhumprey: This attitude of guys toward their galfriends is what make them look outside,and end up cheating on their guys.


I just pray that I never do this to the gal that I love. I'm sure she is reading this,becos she is a Nairalander. Sweetie,u can count on me.

You are unblivable!
Cheating is a fundamental, inextricable phenomenon that must occur in every relationship. Some of us get caught, some don't! Keep your helmet close by and be ready for the nasty fall. Stop being a sissy!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]She came to u asking ur attention,
U said u were busy...
She called u in the middle of the night,
U said u wanna sleep...
She fought with u for no reason just to
spend ,some time talking to the one she
needs
the most,
U say she is Impossible...!
Yes! She's
bad..demanding..Possessive...J
ealous...Weak.
Emotional..
Yes! she throws a lot of tantrums right?
But, Remember..
Once upon a time when u were alone,
U looked at the moon and said, "I'll give
everything for SOMEONE
who disturbs me all the time,
I'll never LEAVE her alone, I'll never
let her CRY.."
U broke her Heart n the strange part
is...She
still Loves U...
She is not Too Good for U...She is
Just the ONE for U ...[/quote]Why will a dude open this sorta thread?
BTW, any girl looking for a fairy tale kinda loving sld goto disney. Pple get bored u know

kendraloops: Loooooooooool, u bad ooo. Can't stop laughing. How r u so sure? Uv had or heard a similar experience?

Yes I have. That's why I'm a chameleon.

Too plain

Stop calling that man your uncle. That affair has been ongoing before you were born. Go and introduce yourself to your uncle Dad

Guys allow this thread of 2008 die a natural death. The people involved have even forgotten about the incident.

stan4b: My bestfriend use to ask me those questions. Does it mean she is attracted to me!!!!!

You mean you have a female bestfriend and you are yet to straf her? Are you gay?

She is twisted. She just tickled my fancy.

My first bind date was super hot. This was a very long time ago. We dated for over a year before she left the country. Haven't been on a blind date afterwards