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If Angelina is pregnant again, I will scream o!

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"Naijacutie", if you're not gonna read the entire posts/thread as to WHY things got to this point then please be quiet.

because Naija food is so healthy compared to Mr biggs

StephenP:
@topic, you think we can't seduce but your African American friend is dying to be with us.

Lol get better standards abeg. If by mentioning women with 8 kids for 5 men in prison is a way of trying to make Naija women jealous then you are obviously confused.

Woman eats, according to you, she's greedy and has a potbelly
Doesnt eat, she's trying to be foreign
Want a lightskinned queen, she bleaches
She bleaches, she's disgusting
Speaks normally, she's local
Speaks with an accent, she's pretending
Doesnt cook, she's a useless wannabe
Cooks, she's trying to kill you
Dresses "sexy", she's a LovePeddler and probably has an aristo
Jamo wears exact same dress, she's "hott"
or
she doesnt dress sexy, she's bush


In case some of you arent aware, the amount of people in psych wards in Naija are mainly female and I'm sure jazz only makes up 2% of them.

Na you people make them run mad.

4 Play:
Don't let me start on Naija women and their penchant for sunglasses. All that is missing is a guide dog because these Naija women look like they are undergoing a severe case of glaucoma.

Thing is they dont wear it at night like the dudes. Stop going off tangent jo. All trying to looking like P Diddy with their Dolce & Gbolohan glasses.

eldee:
Why don't they ever copy the good things??

Well I'll answer that if you tell me why Naija dudes feel the need to imitate the akatas that wear sunglasses at 1am

Na Ghana bring bleaching to Naija in the late 70s o

Make we hear word  

eldee:
Tell me Nigerian chics don't believe rhyming colours is the best way to dress

Actually they are only copying that garbage from the black americans and Jamos.

4 Play:
The make up thing really calls for a national conference.

If you stop chasing these Homie The Clown looking women, they'll make changes.

Dis Guy:
the whole thing is funny!!! traditional wedding via webcam, pictures?

Are you aware that this is rampant in Naija nowadays?

StephenP:
Nigerian women aren't innocent either.

Never said they were  but seriously you dudes have this unhealthy obsession with keeping toothbrushes forever. It's really gross. I do agree with the whole makeup thing however.

Ironically this hasnt stopped you guys from chasing the same chics guilty of such makeup abomination on this board

Now tell me, why would they even bother to change it  

Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

Someone must have blackmailed 4Play

eldee:
Seduction is not picking at your food when you damn well know u're hungry

Dude, do you want the potbelly or not. Make up your mind

4 Play:
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

You dont want the used tampon that was squeezed into the stew to go to waste now, do you?

After all we're just playing our partings in GOING GREEN  

StephenP:
I'll remember this day.

@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

Save it in your blog  

as for the second part, no be you pigs that bleat that "food is the way to our lard clogged hearts"

why complain?

H202, is it by force that you speak? Seriously?

He implied that I's only read it AFTER he's "rich and famous", I claimed otherwise. Was that really hard to comprehend?

StephenP:
Would you read it and say you like it before it becomes a bestseller and I am popular and wealthy?

If it's good, why not?

alagolo, banned again?

StephenP:
ROFL!! Hope you'll be saying that when I win the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Write a book instead.  

Gays recite poetry  

Hesperus:
I think I might just take my chances with that. At least d curry cake is sure,, unlike schizophrenic naija babes!

Good luck

Plenty of Jamos you can play with Hesperus

You might get some curry snake out of the deal sef

Thank God naija women are now doing so . . . we'd have less of threads such as this. Bye bye . . .

Exactly. There you go.

Im just as bored with threads like this as I am with "Naija girl this Naija girl that"

Same old shit each time.

If you havent noticed, Naija women are now marrying non Naija dudes. Same with Naija men

so what's the problem?

Dis Guy:
oh shizzle i didnt read this part
so please forgive me again!!!
arranged??
LMAOOOO
_{i love this site!!!!!}

what is so funny?

why cant you do the traditional wedding in Spain?