₦airaland Forum

Prettiedame:
How is your hair now, Kastrom?

Bola146:
o ga oo, I thought he married one Oyinbo woman

Remix10:
And you want the girl not to bill you, when you type like PRO of Odunade spare parts association. LMAO

OlaitanAkanbi:
Today I invited a girl we have being chatting for 2years on facebook so we met today I really love this girl no be small but .
This girls once they see you are fresh they will empty you by fire by force with billing

We just met today she came with here friend I took you to my house
She said she was hungry I told her to cook she said No
I took her to buy food for she and her friend almost 1,500naira
She said she won’t to sub I bought card 1,000naira
After eating the food with her friend she said she will be going home soon
She no even use pass 1hour for my house
She then told me I will give she and her friend transport money she just started complaining she want to do hair
I was like which kind wahala be this
And I really like this girl oh
I then give she and her friend 3kfor transport
Can you believe this girl said the money is too small that she and her friend will use ( O-pay) bike home
I give her 5k
She then start asking for money for hair I told her next time she come that am cashlesss
She said ok
Na so she go oh I delete her number instant



Mind my English oh
Is true love real I beg
Every girl out here is always billing

Abilistic:
No, he hv school home 'trek'



((REAL FACT))

Abortedfetus:
Why should I do dat?

Abortedfetus:
Mine is d worst ever.
I work in an oil company,
Been dating dis girl for 7 years but we started having sex 2018.
Told her we gonna get married after her youth service which will be through by 2021 ending.
By then I would have saved enough money to give her a comfortable life.
Out of the blues she just called me one day that there is someone that is really interested in marrying her and that she went to the hospital and was told she has fibriod and d only solution is for her to get pregnant and have a child.
I don't want a child out of wedlock as I already have one.
She said she can't wait till the time I gave her.
I wished her well in her new endeavor.
Dat's all.

Hamzaay:
I just got a break-up message from my gf rn

Divinelady:
. Really?
Truth is I learnt a lot of things from my mum..I remember when mumsy will pay our school fees...I have 4 siblings...popsy was always in lag working and then whenever he came home, she'll ask us to go and thank him for paying our school fees....We knew he wasn't the one paying cos he usually looked confused whenever we thanked him.So I already have the mindset of doing things on my own if I can afford it.
So tell me why I would disturb another woman's child with bills if I can afford it....it's only when it's beyond my power that I'll run to him for help..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Penaldo
Tapnaldo
Divenaldo

The Moda fuckkker was busy collecting one low budget asss Moda fuckkking award in Italy

Freehuman:

Babaheekmat:
It's understandable why people hate ronaldo.

Handsome
Self confident
Hard working
Hunger for more
..
Most importantly.. Being the best in the business.. Best ever..


Blatter stated it clearly why he preferred messi. He said he no dey talk (humble)

Ronaldo is always talking and showing his awesomeness.. (pride and arrogant)


Laughing.. Mad peop plenty.

If we are being objective.. Half of the trophy messi has, he won't have had it without blatter..

His trophy cabinet is full of undersveed glories

AngelicBeing:
God, why am I still stupid. Maybe Satan needs to lash my smelly ass

AngelicBeing:
God, why am I still stupid. Maybe Satan needs to lash me my smelly ass

AngelicBeing:
I am bastardized bastard. Oloriburuku ni mi

AngelicBeing:
Buzz off

AngelicBeing:
Easy with the spit, she is correct, that picture is online, Google check it and stop been a nuisance online insulting someone old enough to birth you, Na so una dey carry Curses for una head, rubbish

Freehuman:
Op, You get house and motor? Na money be love o.

Una fine no doubt but hustle make chairman no knack your wife o.


Drops mic

sassysure:
See their limo
And my people will be killing themselves because of these people

Kalixx:
Hmmn,

no space for that weird guy.

Kalixx:
TOP 20 TRENDS ON NAIRALAND (2019)

1. Fuoye
2. RUGA
3. Sniper
4. PH Serial Killer
5. Xenophobia
6. Shiites
7. Tacha (Smell, bleach, BBNaija bla bla)
8. Dakolo vs COZA, Fatoyinbo
9. Regina Daniels, Nwoko
10. Cold Room (Unilag)
11. Sky B death prank
12. Hate Speech bill
13. Soapy
14. Mompha's arrest
15. Weytin __ no go see (e.g. weytin Adele no go see for the other side)
16. Mad Melon's demise
17. Audio money, audio endorsements ...
18. IPOB vs Ekweremadu
19. Real nigggarrr (Slalowmir)
20. Gateway 404 Error

Quote only to list honourable mentions.

maynation:
I.posted this 4:16 Pm.


Please hug any cheshit fans around you.

Is04970:
Some families have produced 4 generations of criminals.