₦airaland Forum

coldcandy:
Ladies and gentlemen, here's your beauty
Many women lost their virginity for this kpekere.

my first gal sucked my dick becos of Daewoo racer

sisisioge:
We got a didofido notebook, abi its not the same? How time flies

I have a crush on you

onuman:
Even a sophomore Law student can tell you that the framers of the constitution had in mind that a president of Nigeria who also administers Abuja, must secure the approval of residents of Abuja, through scoring at least, 25% of the votes of Abuja residents, beforehand.

The argument that a presidential candidate doesn't need to score 25% of votes of Abuja residents, is mere academic exercise.

you are a big móron. What the law simply means is: a candidate must score 25% in 24 states minus the fct or 23 states plus the fct

Monaboo:
I love Mathematics. Though I have. B.Sc in Geography and Planning.
Answer 1. None of the above cos I got 607.5 2. 630

you are a dunce

25% in 2/3 of 36 states and fct means 25 people in each of 24 states. Mathematically, its means 24x25 which gives you 600

Ballzproblemm:
boehly did everything you asked,

you ask for signing he gave you

asked for new manager he did

ask for potter to be sacked he did


as much am concerned,the problem is the players,not manager ,not owners.

👍 keep wailing though, boehly will be your owner for years to come ,until you can raise 4.5bn dollars to buy the club from him and his friends

You fired a world class coach and hired a mid level coach on a five year contract. Your boli is a clueless owner.

prettyvirgin:
Go to synagogue church of all nations. Make sure u attend Sunday service inside the auditorium and let one of the evangelist touch you and u will see how fast and powerful God can work on all your complains.

are you celibate?

Josnac:
One of the best news I've waited to hear.
The man Uche Ogbuagu, for those who do not know him, castigated politicians with his "Ọchichi gbakwaa ọkụ" audio-comedy-satire series, only to join politics and become the very thing he mocked for years.

The day my tiler recounted his personal working experience with this man, I knew for sure that most of the things we as Nigerians fight against, is almost what we become when we've had a taste of power.

I am exceeding happy, that jumping into the Labour party did not save him!

what is the difference between APC and other parties?

arantess:
Which rule book is this written?

Book of simps I guess

If you date "big girls" you will wonder if they aren't Nigerian girls
Some will even get you fruits while coming, won't even ask for Tfare and if you offer some reject it

Una dey date girls wey need poverty alleviation schemes

where I fit see free gals?

9jaBloke:
It's very rude of her to make such demands, especially since you're just getting to know each other.

However, if you invite a girl to your place, it's expected that you entertain her with something to eat and watch; snacks, food, TV, pictures (once upon a time). Except you are neighbours, courtesy also demands that you offer to cover her transportation. That's how to treat a lady.

why is everything about feeding, entertainment when it comes to ladies. Can't it be free. You come to my house with your tfare. We fúck . You leave. No bills no gifts

Octopusssy:
Fake ass. Her hips are lying

Yours is faker. Pencil

TemplarLandry:
True, different strokes for different folks.
As for me, I like my woman naturally thick with a little tummy pouch.

I like a thick woman that give head

oliverano:
Land of the Vikings = Norway

Player name = Gudjohnsen

Played with Delima @PSV

Played with Messi @FCB

He's Icelandic. You right

Quiz
If you think you know football.

He's from the land of the Vikings. He played with Messi and Ronaldo de lima. Who is he?

Quiz
Let's go boys.
He's from the land of the Vikings. He played with Messi and Ronaldo de lima. Who is he?

toask111:
Wow

One last thing, please I need NPC link to check if my application is still pending or it has been confirmed. Or I should not bother about this?

www dot doanncx4d1b7d dot cloudfront dot net

toask111:
Please how many days training will it be?

12 days

Majesty710:
Please help, how do I check the LGA I applied for, I can't remember

what's the name of your ward?

toask111:
I received a message today to come for training in my Native Local Government and not the local government of my resident

The training is scheduled for Thursday by 8a.m

The message goes thoes,

You are hereby invited to the census functionaries training on 13th of April 2023 at - - - - - - - at 8AM prompt

Which one is Census functionaries again?

adhoc staff

47 Ronin 10/10

I cried uncontrollably. Despite avenging justice, they still had to die. Kai and Oishi are my heroes anyday

WowSweetGuy:
A lady please snatch me tonight

I'm a sweet guy u hardly meet

Too weak and hungry tonight tho. Quote me and let's move forward from here

can you suck pussy

Romanoff:
Side chic looking for new recruit.

How many has she been able to snatch since she started this trade?

how many did you snatch?

TheRealMalcolmX:


I remember the time I could name Nigerian actresses and the movies they've acted in.....

Now, everyone bears the name actress, even the ones that twerk naked for a living.......tueh

i'm currently receiving bløwjob from a nollywood actress

b0rn2fuck:
Na so one woman try snatch me then, I knack her toto, cum inside her tire, fire her toto from 2013 to 2016,, dumb her sorry ass and return to my woman

the woman suck your dick?

popizaino:
What makes him overrated?

KILL THE HYPE

Ballzproblem2:
so many hypocritical logic here ,when I point it out they'll start to throw insult.

You claimed tuchel is a world class coach,but he almost bottled our UCL campaign.


You claimed you don't rate Potter ,but you want them to hire coach of caliber to finish of the same campaig,at the same time you are wishing for madrid to win us because you want to prove a point about why sacking tuchel was bad.


your coach of caliber bottled a club competition yesterday,as usual many use insult to flood my mention as expected

you just dey tok anyhow i just dey look you. How will you fire a top class tactician in tuchel and bring in a rookie coach from brighton to manage a big club like chelsea? Even tho chelsea was struggling at the beginning of the season, there was still ray of hope with tuchel at the helm of affairs. Tuchel neva bottled the ucl. You are a big fat liar

airmark:
Pocchetino spent more than a year with Messi, Neymar, Mbappe, and deservedly thrown away for being useless. Enrique didn't need a year with Messi and Neymar to win Ucl and multiple trophies.

Can you see why your comparison fell flat and why your average Pochettino, is clubless for over a year now?

I've never liked poch. To me he's overrated

airmark:
It seems the season has been seen as over, by the board.

hope you are not one of the insane fans

Altern8tor:
Same thoughts here.....d season has been destroyed already....we only need someone to steady d ship,, perhaps finish on 7th or 8th position....UCL will be a bonus,,but not possible sha

chelsea fans always speaking from both sides of the mouth. Go and lick shit

raumdeuter:
I am underrated in these streets

If Apostle Suleiman made that prediction Now Stehanie Otobo and all those big booty Nollywood actress for dey line up for divine anoointdick

But na me

A prophet has no respect on these streets

you sabi daniella okeke? That big ass actress. Na my babe back in the day