₦airaland Forum

Expert17:
Maybe na felele e play for small, if you play kaka/pako and case 4 or 5, your leg go strong

I can't remember the spelling of that case ball, but it has black and white stripes.

did you play rubber? did you fly kite?

seunmind44:
the oyinbo wey me I dey talk they in Afghanistan o. You go fit come there?

I'm a Taliban

seunmind44:
where are you?

ikeja

Kaycee7:
- Your Account Balance: The Rise of Sapa

- Your Account Balance: Sapa Returns

pass me the skunk you ve been puffing (coughs). Pu7pl3 get me the lighter

Hammer2022:
This weekend is not for me

Sparta praha cut 52k
Feyenoord first half goal cut 48k
Feyenoord home over 1.5, I don cashout before the bst decide to score goals...remaining only barca to win 56k

villa and westham cut my 12k ticket. I stake them to draw

goody234:
See your life plenty fine olosho dey not the street ones you dey carry o lol...3k ashawo dey now

my friend meet one for michat. She dey call 8k for shortrest. Light skin, small boobs

goody234:
lol....if the girl fine guys go drop o

you don fùck fine olosho b4?

pocohantas:
It is tiring. You spend a lot of time insulting Nigerian girls. You travel broad and continue. But once they make money, they are back to Nigeria to throw the money on same girls.

The girl is lucky she didn’t try this with homebased yahoo boys. The men in that video are refined and civil. She should try it with our socks-wearing-hommies. They would beat and naked her. She really get luck. Make she no overplay am.

be honest. Have you ever contemplated venturing into prostitution in your life?

BeanmanX:
My wife,,,

does she give head?

sammyonal:
Me as a hotelier i ve seen things, the way these guys just lavish money on prostitutes me self dey fear. I ve seen someone that gave a lady for one night stand 120k omo i shock just to Bleep pussy, at the end of it all nah right dem take scatter everything for room.

is there any special ceremony that is held before the sex?

seunmind44:
just drinks, foods, cigarettes and weeds

link me up

Dalnadoni:
yinmu

you are very stingy. if no be say my woman dey zamfara I for no get your time

olisaEze:
No be update be dis na, it’s a clip showing welcome to Nigeria from diaspora! The average Nigerian woman has one thing in common with the grave, they can never be satisfied! On a normal nw, that fake accent education expert that hid a passport in between her thighs will collect no more than N7k for daybreak on the average. But it is mugus like dis man that always drive prices high for everyone! E for gud make im passport lost enter oluwole sef, so that next time u will use ur head to be forming posh for olosho! Ekpa man!!

how much you dey pay for short rest?

seunmind44:
bros sex dey very very sheep for over there o, e no be like Nigeria and head is a must for there.

how much you dey pay for short rest?

Dalnadoni:
I dont do olosho o...am loyal to one pussy 4 now.

share with me

AniwetaluEmma:
Who are these runs girls? They are your self Acclaim good girl friends who want quick money. If na only you don knack your girl friends raise your hand.

where I fit see wife material?

Eriokanmi:
Passport will go to babalawo's house, to destroy the man's life patapata. Ashęwo are agents of destruction. If you're reading this as a guy who wants to achieve good things in life, decist from lustful way of life. Each time you have sex, one glory is gone...just the way a boxing champion loses belts after a defeat, those belts lost in one fight must have taken them years of efforts to garner, same is human glory. This is word of wisdom stick to it my son and you shall be prosperous.

My personal encounter with sex and how it almost destroyed my life...

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In sbort, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote over loafs of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, ny job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa . Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) she said her gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bandage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it woth passion. God bless.

does it mean I shouldn't fúck my wife?

MartinsD12:
Some of these money miss road are the reason most girls don't want to work anymore imagine one night 50k , which work for naija go give you that kind money, this is the reality on ground and this is the reason you never find loyal girlfriend anywhere.

what's the highest you ve paid for sex?

BeanmanX:
The guy loose guard,,,but Wetin una dey see for olosho self?,,,I don't just understand

who do you Fúck?

wumi2017:
Wahala you dey do olosho and still add thief join my gender sef

why aren't you into prostitution?

Tannhauser:


Way back then was in a relationship with one girl like that. First time we were to play , I noticed she had some curious incisions on her inner thigh.
She tried to explain...family blah blah...she's from royal Bayelsa family blah...blah. I no wan know O!
Na so conji disappear, pr*ck fall, guy man jakpa.

raw or condom which do you prefer?

Rozross:
Were you a dreamer in your former life? Wake up to reality boyyyy, Peter Obi will not win 2023. He should have remained with Atiku for now while hoping for Atiku to properly sell him out to Nigerians via a political party that has structure. He’s not a smart politician . Social media has never won any election , it’s entirely a different ballgame out there

so you have sense like this zzor

nedu2000:
they help regulate the rat population. No snake will attack a human only when it is cornered or threatened

unless its hungry

Mercury12:
It was about to do that until the grandma interrupted the process and called the police.

Who keeps snakes as pet anyway. Only idiots do.

Snakes that don't have emotions lol
They just care about gulping down their meals and humans can pass as meals too.
A very huge and satisfying meal

but humans are too bigs to swallow. Their belly cant accomodate them

who are those idiots snoring

mostob:
No... Son doesn't use both effectively.
Apart from Cazorla, another player I've watched use both feets effectively is Esther Onyenezide. Special mention to Perisic too

I've been wondering. How does this thing work? Does it mean the player has no useless leg like one footed players thereby able to use both legs effectively well?

Jodera:
Omo bro, the only threat I know from Maguire is when he's defending aerial balls (preventing goals) but in terms of attack, he's very very average in terms of aerial threat

see freekick against croatia

Ballzproblemm:
then why did you pay ,did Villa point gun on man city head to overpay for an average midfielder? ,I am starting to think guardiola is joining with this clubs to swindle man city cash ,man city sheikh wise up by force .

if i see mancity SD, i go givam dirty slap. For god sake, whats in grealish that i should spend 100m. A player that cannot do without cutting and falling all over the place

FirstbornWds:
Rayo isn't really a medioce team.. They seem to always have a plan for every game and even now that they are a player down, they are still doing well.

among the smaller teams who do you fear the most? As in Boogeyteam

mostob:
That feud might never get resolved if both still remain on the same team.

galtier said no feud

HoePimp:
Abacha was a dictator who didn't want anything to threaten his family, thus even the one kid that schooled abroad went to a friendly country Niger republic.

Abacha as a dictator only left Nigeria once during his reign and it was secretly to Niger republic and was there for only six hours while keeping al-mustapha in charge of everything, even his superiors.

Know that.

between abacha and babangida, who would you consider a maximum dictator?

airmark:


They wanted him to slide so that if Zaha dribbled him and score they would have got another picture to mock him with. They wouldn't be saying that's the only option he had and cut him some slack.

You wouldn't see them hailing VVD when he blocked Mbappe, who was within his reach. Ignore them as I have decided to do. VVD had already proved himself by winning Epl and Ucl, destroying Bayern on his way.

Some of them are already looking for what to use to pounce on Cucurella. They will soon start, just watch.

is van dijk the only defender on planet earth?