elonize:
masturbation is demonic...it has its own kind of demon attached to it...all demons and angels have their own specialization

na una dey know everything. Have you sinned a demon before? Abeg allow people to enjoy their soapy jo

alizma:

Is called kleptomania, it may not necessarily be spiritual.

I know brah, thats why I put thievery in quotes.

Thats d word (klepto....) oyibo ppl coined for it.
The hypicritical oyibos claim not to believe in God/serve God yet they worship/believe in Satan and even have a church dedicated to d fallen one, yet tells us that everything is science and not spiritual.

They believe in (and worship) the 'negative' ie Satan, but scoff at those who believe in (and worship) the 'positive' (God/Jesus).

Everything that has a science nomenclature (eg 'kleptomania') has its spiritual component/factor behind it.

seunmind44:
na una dey know everything. Have you sinned a demon before? Abeg allow people to enjoy their soapy jo

finding ur validation for ppo to continue in dat. Big sorry .its a trap

elonize:
finding ur validation for ppo to continue in dat. Big sorry .its a trap

is it not better than rape or carrying olosho?

seunmind44:
where are you?

ikeja

She's a cumslut she con add stealing join. Shame on her

Ishilove:
When you sleep with a public toilet, you become one with the toilet. Next time stay away from practitioners of one of the oldest professions in the world.

coming from a repentant streetwalker

limcar:
coming from a repentant streetwalker

Lol. You must be mistaking me for one of your female relatives. Na dem be repentant street walker, not me.

It was a skit guys.

Eriokanmi:
Passport will go to babalawo's house, to destroy the man's life patapata. Ashęwo are agents of destruction. If you're reading this as a guy who wants to achieve good things in life, decist from lustful way of life. Each time you have sex, one glory is gone...just the way a boxing champion loses belts after a defeat, those belts lost in one fight must have taken them years of efforts to garner, same is human glory. This is word of wisdom stick to it my son and you shall be prosperous.

My personal encounter with sex and how it almost destroyed my life...

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In short, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote loads of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, my job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa . Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) he said his gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bondage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it with passion. God bless.

No need to swear. This is the absolute truth most people don't know about.
Such is life

Foolish man... Money in the wrong hands... Dirty Stink piece of ass shit hoe... Men stop carrying prostitutes... Doesn't pay...

This man mumu jare!! How can you expect an olosho not to steal? It's like expecting a monkey not to eat your banana.

If na me immediately i see my passport I go just wooz am slap..each item I uncover dey come with slap...she wan carry the passport den blackmail am to drop baa for am thief...

Katcall:
ikeja

the oyinbo wey me I dey talk they in Afghanistan o. You go fit come there?

Creamypie:
you just made me remember Kenny rogers. One of my most favorite musicians

Yup. That’s him. One of his songs actually. Kinda described the situation. Lol

elonize:
masturbation is demonic...it has its own kind of demon attached to it...all demons and angels have their own specialization

Has it done any harm to the masturbator?If it has, mention them.

seunmind44:
the oyinbo wey me I dey talk they in Afghanistan o. You go fit come there?

I'm a Taliban

MonkeyMods:
You arrived safely into Nigeria, the first thing you did was to pick up a hoe for the night....cos you changed the little peanut you brought into naira and it looked good.

No thanks to the naira free fall..



You're a disgrace to yourself



You don't have sense of direction or purpose in life..

ur just hating 4 no reason..

The man unfaithful man Yoruba, the Ashawo thief Yoruba. Why do you have to blur your pictures? Stupid set of people without direction.

Katcall:
I'm a Taliban

ok then

Is that a lady or mummy??

Awon weyrey gbogbo

No prostitute means well for any of her client, have it in mind they can kill you, no matter how innocent they look, there was a half cast in Lagos from a rich family of all ladies he befriended a prostitute, he did almost everything for here yet she set him up to be kidnapped, ransom of 5m was paid but they were later caught

He was lucky. He would have lost his better country passport and start to tell stories on top the matter over 5-10 mins of pleasure.

But was the lady going to sell passport of some person. I guess people travel with other people's passports.

But she left his Nigerian passport for him and stole the other one.