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Foreign AffairsRe: US Begins Mine-clearing Operation In Strait Of Hormuz Amid Fragile Ceasefire by Katell: 2:36pm On Apr 12
US onmipotent status has been demystified by Iran. That's how low the lousy global nuisance has brought the almighty America.
PoliticsRe: I Was Contacted To Assassinate Sowore, I Rejected The Offer - Ijele Speaks by Katell: 11:21pm On Apr 09
SisterAnn:
Nobody is going to arrest to investigate his claims because the arresters are the beneficiaries of his atrocities. So chill mahn.
Unfortunately you were not with him at Ikoyi prison where he spent almost 2 years over his social media misyarn against Evangelist Ebuka Obi. You won't be there with him when you have hailed him into trouble again. Apparently, you have nothing to lose. Hype him to the fullest.
PoliticsRe: I Was Contacted To Assassinate Sowore, I Rejected The Offer - Ijele Speaks by Katell: 5:43pm On Apr 09
People just talk themselves into troubles. If you are being contacted to kill Sowore, it implies that you are a professional assassin whom the client must have heard or know his capability.

If you are being investigated or arrested now to ascertain your past deeds, you will be shouting the name of the government up and down.

I thought El-rufai "misyarn" ordeal would have reset the brain of people like you. Podcast or interview can send you to jail.
RomanceRe: What I Did To A Girl I Just Met After She Asked Me For Money by Katell: 7:51am On Apr 07
Goo0dHardDick:
Nah. I'm not interested in such opportunities. Nairaland isn't a serious forum.
Why bringing your personal issues to the unserious forum ?

Are you sure it is not you that is not serious ? Check within
RomanceRe: What I Did To A Girl I Just Met After She Asked Me For Money by Katell: 7:31am On Apr 07
We are still waiting for you to tell us what you are selling.

See this as a business opportunity.
PoliticsRe: Adelabu Resign As Power Minister, To Pursue Governorship Ambition by Katell: 7:08pm On Mar 31
This is what should be called shamelessness. You failed woefully in a role that you supposed to showcase yourself to the people, yet you get mind to contest election.

You are supposed to bury your head in shame for the being the worst minister of power in recent times. You are supposed to resign and go solo.
PoliticsRe: Jos attack carried out to embarrass Tinubu on his birthday - Cubana Chief Priest by Katell: 5:44pm On Mar 31
Is this guy ok ?

We are talking about humanity here.
PoliticsRe: Jos attack carried out to embarrass Tinubu on his birthday - Cubana Chief Priest by Katell: 5:43pm On Mar 31
Is this guy ok ?
PoliticsRe: N688bn Disbursed, 9 Million Nigerian Homes Receive FG Cash Transfer - Minister by Katell: 7:26pm On Mar 30
How come I have never seen or heard anyone in real life that got this money. Be it rural or urban. I have never heard anyone, yet government has statistics. Will it not better to publish the list ?
FamilyRe: “Avoid DNA Tests” — Odumeje by Katell: 2:55pm On Mar 28
MightySparrow:
What would you do in such situation?
What if the child becomes a celebrity?
I have no issue with the child but the culprit.

The child public image depends on how the mother handles the situation.

You won't expect me to act cool and understanding when there is scientifically proven evidence in my custody that the child is not biologically related to me and the mother is still denying or trying to play on my intelligence. Mind you, I won't jump into conclusion until maternity test is also conducted. If eventually it is positive that the child belongs to her while my paternity result is negative, I need some disclosure. Otherwise, the child image might be at risk regardless of whether he/she is a celebrity or not.

Where the mother is not alive, she won't rest in peace.
FamilyRe: “Avoid DNA Tests” — Odumeje by Katell: 2:31pm On Mar 28
This is exactly what I am saying.

Origin matters.

greenermodels:
what if the child starts demonstrating strange inherited sicknesses and abnormalities like madness, inability for blood to clot during an injury, albinism etc that are strange to both parents families with some women giving birth to sticklers while their husbands are AA genotype?
FamilyRe: “Avoid DNA Tests” — Odumeje by Katell: 12:09pm On Mar 28
Then, I will start moving from one church to another when the child start exhibiting behaviours that are strange to my lineage and i am thinking he/she has been possessed.
PoliticsRe: FG Advances $20 Billion Nigeria-Europe Gas Pipeline Talks by Katell: 6:35pm On Mar 24
fxexperts:
Who is the master you are talking about. So the whole debt started in 2023 abi. you all just talk as if your masters too were not part of this whole process. Why is it that successive governments have so far refused to pay bills, and what about you, the individuals who bypass your matter, or that one doesn't matter too?
When you take over, you inherit both assets and liabilities. The same way you gladly pocket the assets, you are supposed to settle the inherited liabilities instead of passing the buck to those who left. After all, they didn’t walk away with the assets either.

You’re asking who the master is, yet bending over backwards to defend the blackout and unpaid bill. Interesting.

All this talk about past governments and individuals is just noise. Nobody said others are blameless. The question is simple and still unanswered: why hasn’t your master paid what is owed? Your master is owing 92.5% of the debt that thrown the nation into darkness for almost 2 months while the citizen whom you channel your energy on is responsible for 7.5%

Until you can answer that without running in circles, everything else you’re saying is just decoration.
PoliticsRe: FG Advances $20 Billion Nigeria-Europe Gas Pipeline Talks by Katell: 2:40pm On Mar 23
fxexperts:
If they keep me and you know, i will not be surprise you are begging me for lunch. the problem with you people is that you all have jusy blidfolded your mind and never wants to learn, continue in ignorance then. In the western world where Power is not a problem do they bypass meters there. do their people behave the way you people behave in Nigeria.
At least their government has the basic discipline not to rack up a $32 million debt to private electricity companies. Maybe start there.

Instead of obsessing over how DISCOs should plug revenue leakages, tell your master to do the bare minimum by paying up what is owed. You don’t fix a broken system by dodging your own bill while preaching accountability to others.

Let’s be clear: this mess didn’t appear out of nowhere. It’s the direct result of leaders who think obligations are optional. If your master had settled that debt, we wouldn’t be having this conversation about darkness in the first place.
PoliticsRe: FG Advances $20 Billion Nigeria-Europe Gas Pipeline Talks by Katell: 9:23pm On Mar 21
fxexperts:
No your people are the problem. Are you ready to pay for electricity or are you not among those who bypass their meter to enjoy free electricity? Funny enough, all these gencos are running at a huge loss. So how do you expect the government to continue giving them free gas when they are not paying for it?



Who told you they are buying it for peanuts, they are buying it at market price. Your lord and saviour Russia that has been selling gas to them all these years nko. is he selling them for peanuts?

Some of you people just love to talk anyhow. Can you pay for the gas and the electricity? or you will just bypass your meter and ensure the electricity company runs at a huge loss.
Failure will always look for flimsy excuse to cover up. I am not surprised.

You are free to continue defending your failure. That may likely be your source of survival. But within you, you know throwing the country into darkness for 2 months is the lowest.

Keep on with your defence so that the crumbs won't stop dropping. I wish you all the best
PoliticsRe: FG Advances $20 Billion Nigeria-Europe Gas Pipeline Talks by Katell:
Meanwhile, the nation is on blackout for almost two months now due to poor gas supply to the power generating plants.

I think the having a natural resources to solve local problems before considering global supply should be paramount.

Channel this energy to the supply of gas to our power plants and let there be light in the country.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Distances U.S. From Israeli Strike On Iran’s Largest Gas Hub by Katell: 12:55pm On Mar 19
This guy just exposed US .

Leadership is a sensitive and classified position that not befitting for every dick and harry.

I believe the US voters who behaved like Nigerian mob in the last election will be careful next time.

Pedigree matters
PoliticsRe: Damilola Marshal, Kwam1’s Daughter, Announces Lagos Assembly Bid by Katell: 8:39pm On Mar 18
Is this not Desmond Elliot seat ?
PropertiesRe: Stay In Your Father's House To Avoid Paying Rent In This Economy — Man Advises by Katell: 5:17am On Mar 14
I saw this post and it made me feel like going to meet my dad, prostrate before him, and simply say, “Thank you so much, sir.”

When I graduated during the era of Olusegun Obasanjo, I got a job with a bank and was fortunately posted to a branch close to home. As a young “big boy” working in a bank, my first instinct was to rent my own apartment.

Almost as if he could read my mind, my dad called me one day and advised me to forget about getting an apartment, buying a car, or sponsoring any woman in school for the time being. Instead, he told me to focus on earning legitimately, improving myself, buying a few quality but affordable professional clothes, and allowing my parents to take care of my feeding and accommodation for a while. His idea was simple: save aggressively and channel those savings into investments that would secure my future.

It was a hard pill to swallow, but who was I to have the audacity to query his decision? I simply complied.

During that period, I also passed my professional exams, which later gave me an advantage in my career especially during the banking industry shake-up under Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.

One day, my father called me and told me he had secured several plots of land on my behalf. He borrowed the fund from his office staff cooperative and II should be paying back monthly for 24 months. At the time, it was 'esha money'( little money) that i can repay quickly. I finished the repayment within 7 months and he handed over the documents to me and said that if I could meet that kind of financial commitment quickly, then I clearly had the capacity to build. That was how the journey started. I became a landlord before the age of 30.

There were other investments I was exposed to as a banker which I maximized the opportunities.

Marriage, family responsibilities, job loss, job searches, and setbacks came in my mid-30s to 40s, but my father’s guidance kept me grounded. I was never broke. I am still reaping from those investment till date.

I could have enjoyed the present in the past by paying rent, do some dorime and be broke now.

I am happy to have you as a father Sir.
PoliticsRe: Power Outage May Worsen As Gas Supply Drops by Katell: 7:33am On Mar 13
Though I may personally not like Elrufai personality, but if Tinubu has actually committed Power and Gas into his hands, it won't has been this worse. He would have unravel the mystery and expose mafia in the sector. That sector needs no nonsense person to head it.

Bayo that naturally look like a comedian is a misfit for the sector.
Foreign AffairsRe: Oil Prices Surge Past $100 As Iran Names New Supreme Leader, Global Shares slide by Katell: 3:08am On Mar 10
I am simply saying any citizen-centric government will subsidized especially at crucial time like this. Discounted price of crude oil to Dangote is a subsidy and it won't be a bad idea

slimthugchimee2:
What you just described now is subsidy

NNPC or any other oil company in Nigeria cannot sell cheaper to any refinery whether local or foreign

As Nigeria is a member of OPEC
The only thing Nigerian government can do is to cover the remaining costs of the oil so NNPC or any other oil company can sell it cheaper to dangote

It’s called subsidy
Foreign AffairsRe: Oil Prices Surge Past $100 As Iran Names New Supreme Leader, Global Shares slide by Katell: 10:15am On Mar 09
I expect a citizen-centric government to sell cheaper crude to Dangote at this crucial period for local consumption. Afterall, Dangote supply can be tracked since he is the one handling the disribution. Diversion to other countries can be controlled.

But then, we only have tax collector as leaders whose only language is - "how to generate revenue" and "how to generate more and more revenues". They are allegic to " how are the living conditions of the citizens?".
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Approves Postings Of Reno Omokri, Femi Fani-kayode & Other Ambassadors by Katell: 7:30pm On Mar 06
Citing the fact that Mexico has some of the “20 largest cities in the world” does absolutely nothing to erase its long-standing global reputation as a major hub linked to drug trafficking and organized crime. More importantly, everyone remembers that Reno’s loudest attack line against Tinubu during the last election revolved around drug-related allegations. Now, the same Tinubu appointed Reno who used to attack him as drug lord as an ambassador to a country globally associated with the drug trade.

The political irony in that development is obvious. If that irony is still lost on you, then there is really nothing left to explain.


TimeManager:
A very calculated deployment, Reno to Mexico city, he's going to be chilling as a next door neighbor to the US. FFK to Germany. Baba knows these two need as much time for local politics and their expertise will come in handy during campaign to dismantle opposition's lies and propaganda. He simply deployed them to countries where they're less volume of activities.

-Kiss the truth!










Mexico city is one of the best top 20 cities in the world as well as a top 20 largest cities in the world. Get exposed and stop embarrassing yourselves.

-kiss the truth!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Approves Postings Of Reno Omokri, Femi Fani-kayode & Other Ambassadors by Katell: 4:27pm On Mar 06
Reno was never forgiven.

This is a mockery of Reno Omokri disguise as appointment.

Tinubu is a don.

Reno should watch his back once second term is secured.
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice To Shut Down Showmax After 11 Years by Katell:
DSTV actually make a wrong business decision when they hiked their prices few years ago against public outcry. This forced people to find alternatives and these alternatives now seems to have better contents and fair prices than DSTV.

At that time, I think what they should have done is aggressive marketing for new subscribers in order to have more volumes that will generate their expected revenue rather than hike the price to meet the target.

Now, they lost their customers and the revenue fall flat. They are now coming through the back door to make some cheap offers but people have moved on. I can't imagine that they offered me half price of a monthly subscription to last for 2 months and i didn't take it. They even called to motivate to accept the offer and i didnt bulge. This is something I would have probably do thanksgiving if it was given few years back. Your customers is your strength, don't be too arrogant when majority is against your certain business decision. Instead of proceeding with such decisions, it is advisable for you to listen to them by going back to drawing board.

Don't play with your customers. Don't cross the line when they love you because when they turn back , dem no dey come back again.
PoliticsRe: Regional Distribution Of Votes In The 2023 Presidential Election by Katell: 8:23am On Mar 06
The data is simply saying that " Presidential Electoral success in Nigeria depends more on geographical vote distribution than on regional vote concentration."
CrimeRe: OAU Student Demands ₦15 Million After False Rape Allegation by Katell: 9:14pm On Feb 23
The movement just began.
BusinessRe: Nigerians Will Soon Be Able To Buy Shares In Refinery — Dangote by Katell: 1:34pm On Feb 22
I cannot buy shares in companies owned by Dangote or Femi Otedola. Those guys know how to rip the public through Stock Market.

AP and Dangote flour mill share losses is still fresh in my memory.
PoliticsRe: APC Situation Room For FCT Council Polls by Katell: 3:48pm On Feb 21
ryloy:
No President that has been more prepared and actually delivered like President Bola Tinubu in the history of Nigeria . President Bola Tinubu leadership prowess shows that Governance is not rocket 🚀 science 🔭. Hence the numerous achievements in 2½ years on infrastructures, Energy, Education, Security and Economy etc
Very numerous the poverty in the country. Government that sees withdrawal of social support of its citizenry, watch them grasping for breath and call it reform, while its praise-singers, sycophants and mediocre label it as achievement. Governance is about the people's welfare and well-being first. Governance should come with human face.

This is a piece of my mind. Lapdogs are free to troll, I won't dignify you with a response but I know that you know that your standard of living compare to some years ago has dropped while your cost of living is skyrocketing on daily basis. All thanks to 'god'
Foreign AffairsRe: US Imposes 10% Global Tariff On All Countries by Katell: 11:36am On Feb 21
The ruin will be more than effect of war on Ukraine.

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