[quote author=IamPlato post=96091534]It's time we moved passed these men and their political parties


I just have a big problem with Nigerians, everybody is a fucking hypocrite but you deny it, you spread information without fact checking all because you want cheap fame.
There was a protest and then a shooting, the best you did was first fill the internet with pictures of people claiming they died at lekki toll gate shooting but later most pictures were taken down as false information.

The next thing you do is cry to the world as victims wanting America and Europe to come to you aid, on issues that you can sit down think and solve without involving other countries. If you cry to international bodies then what should countries like North Korea and Syria do?

You left your country issues and faced trump the president of America calling him racist and white supremacist and all other horrible names, you know nothing about Trump because you have only based your information on side talks, I saw a campaign for Trump in one of the states, the place was full of blacks, a black man was on stage requesting that the ballots be recounted because they believed Trump was cheated, the same trump you call racist… see I don’t give a fvck about Trump but the foolish things in Nigeria is getting too much and annoying.

Leave America the fvck alone, stop insulting their president and his republican supporters because you don’t know a thing about America. In this same Nigeria you made APC supporters look like the problem of this country when every motherfucker in this country is the problem.

You only know how to think for yourself and ignoring the need of others, you only acknowledge others when you need something from them.

The leaders you hate and criticize did not fall from space the came out from amongst us, you are no different until you sit down and start thinking about the life of your country and how to make it better. A youth who supported the end SARS protest talked so much that he didn’t know when he said that if he was a leader in Nigeria he will also chop some money and do the little he can do for the country…

There are millions of youths thinking like this which brings us all back to zero.

Big brother naija! Big brother naija! Then came end SARS protest then back to big brother housemates… you can’t even see that your government is a part of this show so as to keep you comfortable in crappy enjoyment, they know that the youths don’t know more than sex, ass, boobs, gossip, so they put it all together then put it on your TV for you to drown in it, the more relaxed you are in it the lesser the chances of you worrying about your drowning nation.
If you insult me for saying the truth may God punish you in amazing ways. If you don’t believe the government is involved in big brother show then how do you explain big brother house mates coming out of the house to get government appointments and offices, they get official escorts with 100s of you on the road side on foot waving foolishly at them.
These government offices are meant for many capable Nigerian youths, there millions of youths who have studied hard, worked their ass out just to get those jobs but they didn’t, only for big brother housemate who did nothing but kiss, fvck, grab ass, dance naughty to get those jobs…


Who bleeped us up like this? We bleeped up ourselves…

Fvck it, I hate being a Nigerian…




[you have honestly spoken well]

dangermouse:
Glad u people knows. The only thing that will mitigate people staying at home is hunger. U guys should do the needfull and provide palliatives to those identified areas to encourage everybody to sit at home.

What we have all failed to realize is that the monies(money and other resources) are no longer there for government to cater for the
large populace because they have long been embezzled before now.

Check out this simple analysis, if #200billlion as huge as it may sound is to be shared by let's say 200million people which am sure we are more than that, each person gets just #1,000. Of which 1k cannot reasonably take care of anyone up to a week. So we really dont have the financial resources at our disposal. We as a government have failed in governing ourselves. It is so true that African countries are extremely poor.

So practically government in this regards is highly incapacitated.

stevmatt15:


This is what happens when parents fails to nurture their children in the right way

This is what happens when teachers abandoned their teaching techniques

This is what happens when the society stick to the words "MIND YOUR BUSINESS, IT IS NOT MY CONCERN. WHAT IS MY BUSINESS"

All hands should be on the desk to move it.

Note and lesson : training a child is every bodies business

True yan!
All hands must be on deck not desk.

Eriggs:
....but why are Nigerians so stubborn and heady like dis? but why are most of dem mad and deaf? Na swear or just stubbornness? dis is how they get Coronavirus and pass it to their loved ones.

true

Nice talk!

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

I honestly doff my hart for this write up.

@Op, i will also suggest you try this write up 100% since u said u only try it @ just 85%.

Nigerian politician can never be satisfied of harnessing more power. Can you just imagine this man?

Rest in peace to the deceased! May God console the family and take care of all he left behind.

pode:
Lord have mercy on us, is high time they remove the number or recovered patient so that we can know how many number remain

Oga you Can do the maths yourself now. Must they always do everything for you?

This na serious palafa ooooo ooo!

This is a welcome development by the Osun State government, however, people's welfare should also be improved through the payment of over-due salaries of the workers

This is a welcome development by the Osun State government, however, people's welfare should also be improved through the payment of due salaries of the workers

I really pity this country for lack of proper planning and lack of proper policy implementation. Instead of putting in place infrastructures such as good roads, electricity, good policies to encourage investors to come in and invest in our economy, they are there making policies that will worsen the current hardship Nigeria is facing.


Some of you might argued that allowing forex to free market would turn things around for better but trust me it won't. Reason being that the fact that Nigeria hardly export, so there would be an unfavourable balance of trade as our import will definitely be greater than export. And by this, the naira tends to become weaken and dollar tends to gain more strength. So expect dollar to naira at$1- #450 and above . And do u know what that means? Virtually all all our usable goods are going to be on the hike price(hyper inflation) without corresponding increment in salaries of workers.


So my advice for the large populace of Nigeria is that everyone should try and prepare ahead for a expectations of economic hardship. This can be done by saving and investing your little resources in agriculture in one way or the other to survive this hardship provided this policy isn't revised and reviewed

Omo na waaaaaa o!!!! Human meat??

What an interesting, informative and educative pieces of information. Thanks @op.

NobleAngell:
Am gerrin der soon. Can I get an Amen somebody.

Amen

So what would be the punishment if any dog is caught.

Rest in peace to the dead. May God ease the pain of the deceased family

johnydon22:


You can never hope to Jump from where you were to where China or U.S is now in a day..

What was U.S.A doing 60 years after their independence, they were still busy killing each other fighting a civil war over who needs slaves and who don't.. Now they are here after more than 250 years of independence.. 70 years ago 80% of Nigeria still have no idea what really a car is..

Nigeria can never jump to the level of U.S and China in a day, we are barely in our 50s after independence, development is a slow but consistent process that achieves desired results with time..

we only need leaders that care ..

Yea u are right with that statement

That kind of move is hilarious

Bimfo:

Bros, Wetin do U??

No mind the guy. He pain Am ni

U can still make it happen. Just give it all your best

If Am to comment to this, all I can say is that all that is happening on earth is beyond human I mean HUMAN reasoning. My believe is that the Supreme Being Or Baba at the Top knows What we don't know. Enough of all these criticism s. Says Ajongo

Nice And interesting write up. The fact has been spoken

Wao! Gone are those days... only few do extra cool nowadays not that it no longer exist

royal lord: okay! first of all; dont go down low yet. let consider the mental stance of most relationship. for most girls life is all about beauty with little or no emphasis on mental and intellectual development which will bring about financial independency.thus with nothing to offer themselves not to talk of the world, they use the only thing they have left and invested most 'their body' to get what they want, then u say sex is what a guy wants when that is all u have to offer. he pays ur bill , buys u gifts, goes beyond his way to make u happy yet most of u cant cook , most are spiritualy wrong they will bring down a successful guy . place a value on ur self and u will b valued

honestly, u av said it all

bastien: If u ask me,na who I go ask?

u feet ask google bro

Am pretty sure baba has some secret to tell abt gej administration. I also hope oga jona will not be pushed by the ill-advice on how to deal with baba. Anyway, we shall see where it will end. God bless Nigeria

How come this thread make it up to fp. Moderator how come?

Na wa for this ASUU self. What else again do they want? Why are they being adamant? Tot they said they are going to mourn the great man's death (iyayi) for a week. Now, wats is taking them so long to have their yeye nec meeting again? Oga o!

Oh! I will comment later after am tru with my garri and kuli kuli.

And how has that affect the price of garri. Or does that have any influence in the price of petrol. Anything he like make him where na im sabi.

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may Allah alow them to rest in peace as to the dead.