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Penpul:
Set it up

JoeWendell set it up, thread needed. 6 bars Sunday is the deadline 8pm

Penpul:
c/o

Let’s Kick it
6 bars on Sunday, are you game?

Deepwaters007:
So Kay9ine finally got murdered. Lmao!!! after all the noise. we all knew Ian would win this. he always comes with cleaner punches and sicker build ups. Kay9ine just scripted gibberish and forced flows with disconnected build ups and useless wordplays

What a morøn

You display of stupidity is amazing, you don't even bother to hide the fact that you're brainless and just utter nonsense constantly from you gutter mouth.

You should keep quiet when people are talking because you have a woeful record. The only Battler to record TWO losses in the tournament. Shut your mouth. Wack slowpoke.

IanTempo:
anytime you're ready to trade blows holla at me. respect to you dawg, you're a dope text rapper.

Respect

Opener_____Joewnedell
Closer______Tie
Punchlines______Joewendell
Metaphors_______Jangbanjantis
Wordplays________Jangbajantis
Flow____Joewendell. more easy to flow with
Personals________Joewendell
Rhymes_____Jangbajantis
MvGt______Joewendell

Congrats IAN, we'll have a rematch next month and you'll put your tittle on the line

JoeWendell:
Kay9ine it would be better if you tag a link to Stéphane Breitwieser's profile on Wikipedia or something no be every body get time to go dey google person name

Okay

iLLY ScRipTEd BaRz FoR IaNtEmPo the WaCkO


××× in this MATCH, it's not my fault that you're too dense/ if you claim you're COUNTER FIT. That means your life is fake and useless/ but if you try to act like you're clueless/. I'll point my NINE to your OPTIC, you'll see the movement/ before I trigger your PUPILS like I just angered some Students!! /

*****NOTE ***** His strength is mostly on name plays and weak puns, so he might come saying I'm a dog that bites like Deepwaters007 and Omminnent did.

Like I a give a _fuck?


××× I always WIN when I RIDE to Battle, I don't take the L , because I Sabi Drive well/ he spreads wrong info just for personals and a few likes here/. .but I'm WOKE enough to give the old dreamer a new Nightmare/ Look up my FIRST BAR!! The AIM was shot(shut) down in my opener too. . Right there/ The point? It was dead on Arrival since I murdered the fools EYE There!!/ idea


××× With the Flops he drops I know y'all barely feeling this rapper/ I'll bat his balls and to his brains I'll be moving my Archers/ His shots has no effects like bullets fired in the air by Soldiers/______He drops another weak shot_____And we all Scream KAI like Tuchel showing disappointment in Haverts!!!

IanTempo:
Intro:
i hear say water no get enemy
but this is the end of his journey in the tourney
because i be water resistant, therefore him no go fit pass through me

Verse:

on this bout, i'll walk on water like jesus.

Deepwaters007 still made it to the next round and I Killed him


××× You said you walk on water like Jesus? the joke is not even that funny/ But I'll laugh anyway because you said you're water resistant!! you're truly a daft dummy/ Bragged on how water couldn't go through you. Your lie is dumb, wack, Clumsy/____ I killed deep, so definitely H2o passed through your head Sonny/. If you claim you on top of water, must be you floating as a dead body!!!!!/

××× In this match I'll clip his wings like shooting some right wingers/ proceed to make his PITH motionless with high fever/ I'm quite eager/ to kill him with knives and light triggers/ because I spite the blind nigga/ but since a lack of SURGE IN . .his body, I'll still his heart Call me Stéphane Breitwieser!!!/ Surgeon

××× Don't think I'm here to Impress, Shock or Amaze/ when I leave him Speechless [/i]____ I damaged his VOCAL CORDS with a Chain/ I heard he got [i] wits and I'm here to set it Ablaze/ these scripted bars will AWE him again and again/ Till they blow his Minds up like I put Bombs in his Brains!!!/

KEYS: he likes doing name flips
Google Stéphane Breitwieser, then you'll understand the punch and wordplays in that bar or click the link below

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St%C3%A9phane_Breitwieser

Just using my own 5 minutes

IanTempo:
are we doing this or what?

you checked in last, if you're ready you know what to do. Post and I will follow

Omminnent:
I'm out to Ransack this magot/ we brought alot of woods to smack the canines, my klans knack dogs/ treat him like a market thief. Two by twos will leave the man with cracked skull/ till he starts Screaming Ayeeh Ayeeh!!!!!! like Zlatans Back ups/


Broke nigga still chopping from his fathers hand/ broke is bad, but he's also a dumb sour man/ who thinks he can make money picking Notes from Nairaland!!/

but stealing written lyrics is the only time he gets close to picking notes/but I'm a baller spending the dirty money cos I'm making my filthy dough/ but he's silly Yo/ thinking he can beat me though/. I'm a wizard who will turn this filthy dog into a Billy Goat!!/


Still spitting flows. . . . . .

He always talks about guns and raging flare/ Rubbish spits coming outta a dog. There's nothing Amazing there/ we ain't Tortoise in it's creation so we aren't taking shells/ if rounds come outta this chicken. It's just a grown hen laying eggs!!/

On a second thought


Lemme murk him with freez/ this bitch lacks character and sex appeal/ but recent times he _fucked a witch and she took his destiny from him/ for that reason he'll never make it in life, so he lives his life on the net like Pete/. .the only time he could blow is when he's in front of a _dick and on bended knees/


I've come with rocket launchers to blow him/ I came all the way from Russia in winter I had a cold trip/. I'll continue to spit Freez on him until he's frozen/. He can't escape the bars ___ even if he was micheal Scofield!!/

If you see the gents I roll with?

They're big and they've gotten stronger/ they'll bully and kill this brother/. Land bruises on him proper/. Deep keeps giving him assistance, but I don't bother/. Cos he has ABA made Aquaman written all over him the way he keeps getting stronger only with Water!!/

I'm not a man to smother/ so boy don't test me cos my penetrations don't need no rubber/ I'll take his Soul away like a cobbler/ and you won't notice his corpse like Feds undercover!!/



I have a Final tomorrow. So piece y'all bitches and sore losers @ Omminnent and Deepwaters007

Omminnent:
I'm out to Ransack this magot/ we brought alot of woods to smack the canines, my klans knack dogs/ treat him like a market thief. Two by twos will leave the man with cracked skull/ till he starts Screaming Ayeeh Ayeeh!!!!!! like Zlatans Back ups/


Broke nigga still chopping from his fathers hand/ broke is bad, but he's also a dumb sour man/ who thinks he can make money picking Notes from Nairaland!!/

but stealing written lyrics is the only time he gets close to picking notes/but I'm a baller spending the dirty money cos I'm making my filthy dough/ but he's silly Yo/ thinking he can beat me though/. I'm a wizard who will turn this filthy dog into a Billy Goat!!/


Still spitting flows. . . . . .

He always talks about guns and raging flare/ Rubbish spits coming outta a dog. There's nothing Amazing there/ we ain't Tortoise in it's creation so we aren't taking shells/ if rounds come outta this chicken. It's just a grown hen laying eggs!!/

I have no need to reply this wack average diss

Leave no foes untouched. checks!!!

Deepwaters007:
Lol

foolish _cock sucker

Omminnent:
Diss @ Kay9ine and IanTempo the two wack finalists

Y'all took your chance made it to the final/ here it's battle of the fittest since y'all both lame I don't expect your survival/

Tempo woke up feeling dangerous/ shit is looking strange to us/ Kay9ine came faking dope, so I smoked his guts/ and duck taped him. Then split his existence with a chainsaw!/

bitch I'm so woke/ Kay is funny, but his bars are no joke/ nor are dey dope/ they're so blunt like dagbana choko!!/

A dog beat me? his teeth is a sharp as a saw/ but I'm back after hitting the ground like I fixed my flaws/ to get this bitches gored/ in that battle I lost because of the judge/ but I'm here whooping his ass cos I'm above the law/

Ian got lucky water couldn't drown him/ Rex wasn't technically audible enough to sound him/ I'm here like a foreign currency to pound him/. I'll treat him like Jesus during his death proceedings. .if he wins the nails will be on his head when I crown him!!/

Peace

House doors closed, back up I'm here to open up homes/ full stop!!! If I slip, I'm waking up homes/. My Mansion is in the skies. .I'm taking up homes/. .Then drop him down to the foundation, I'm breaking up homes/

You know you like when I "script"/. My rhymes are the best in the bizz/ but yours have testicle schemes/. . Unless dey unclad they're not to be seen/


I move with the four four to cramp your filthy skin/ if I get vexed, I'll pour on your bitches shitty jeans/. .if you claim your punches are Wilder than my Fifty swings/ my fury will leave you bleeding on the ring. . I'm the gipsy King!!/


You was Out for blood so the stage was set/ we brawled to death/ I starred and yes/ I stabbed his chest/ with a dagger yet/ he's back from the dead/ with a kind of flare/ but some days ago I bottled water , just so he could help me quench his thirst!!/

So then if he brags a vet/. I'll laugh Cos it's a jest/. Omms is a pest/ with pride in his chest/. I'll manhandle and press/ his shallow neck/
I've whooped him in the past and still yet/ he's getting thrashed present / there is a murking for him in the future . So this beating is In tense /

You ain't worth my time/ cause you spit nursery rhymes/ I'm a wealthy king with lots of concubines/ but I'm still shagging your slutty wife/ till I get tired after cuming thrice/ and I'll still proceed to stick a lazy dick in his existence till he has a Bore in life/

Nigga your smoked!!

Omminnent:
Diss @ Kay9ine and IanTempo the two wack finalists

Y'all took your chance made it to the final/ here it's battle of the fittest since y'all both lame I don't expect your survival/

Tempo woke up feeling dangerous/ shit is looking strange to us/ Kay9ine came faking dope, so I smoked his guts/ and duck taped him. Then split his existence with a chainsaw!/

bitch I'm so woke/ Kay is funny, but his bars are no joke/ nor are dey dope/ they're so blunt like dagbana choko!!/

A dog beat me? his teeth is a sharp as a saw/ but I'm back after hitting the ground like I fixed my flaws/ to get this bitches gored/ in that battle I lost because of the judge/ but I'm here whooping his ass cos I'm above the law/

Ian got lucky water couldn't drown him/ Rex wasn't technically audible enough to sound him/ I'm here like a foreign currency to pound him/. I'll treat him like Jesus during his death proceedings. .if he wins the nails will be on his head when I crown him!!/

Peace

Lol what the Bleep is this? you have no shame I'll murk you with a frees

ILLy SCripTEd BaRz fOR DeEpWaTErS007

× I brought the P.J mask to give him Amulets Rampage/ NOT something he's used to _____ I'm here to cause a different damage/ Steady attacks to his EYES ______ Mess his SIGHT with different Light Rays / when I'm done, I'll leave him seeing RED _____ Silhouette Challenge!!! /


× After I Burned homes down, I escaped through the Sewers/ floating down H20 ____ I dropped his body in a River/ that's where I met my next foe ______I quickly pulled out my Revolvers / I let my Arms Swing at deep waters like ocean swimmers!!/


× i'm always battle ready like I'm in the Marines forever/you are here with Nothing sweet like Caffeine resellers/__________My Tactics are clever/_________ brought big Knives sharpened to sever/ This bandit, whenever/_____ I spot him
My BLADES will ROTATE in Deep waters like Submarine propellers!! [/I] /

× I know you don't got lyrics/ and your flows lack Rythms/___I'll blast you from behind for spiting some old ass gimmicks/_____in deep there shall be a sober victim/___ Cos I left 3 ROUNDS at his back, like Iphone PRO MAX Series!!/


× Still spitting with Wicked intent/ brought in an axe and some knives as well/ to peel his flesh after flesh till it's really condemned/______after this he'll be needing [i] No other body like Wizkid and Tems!! /

Okay. dropping now

Deepwaters007 are you ready?

Penpul:
You don’t ring the fifth/ or bring the heat/

While we banging bitches with high Sex appeal// this nigga be fucking his bedmatress. Romancing it// A pen is known to kiss the sheets//

Jangbajantis:
Two dickheads talking 'bout me, one Fadal and one freaking Hen// but I've grown a thick skin so I ain't feeling em// I finna serve it hot to em like something dished in hell// beat these faggóts like market thieves till they bleeding red//

I'm above a fly nigga coz now I'm soaring// You the type to hide behind closed doors when thugs are warring// I bring daggers to fistfight, I keep exploring// stab you in the belly and watch your blood pouring// Hen you well? saying you a lion. Since when did birds start roaring?//

Now to Fadal whose name rhymes like with anal// you like to be somebody else coz you ain't got nada// you choose to be like Bobrisky coz you like to take a facial// I punch you so hard you blackout, and I don't mean to be racial//

Is Henuell a member of your wack crew?// both of you combined can't fuçk with what I can do// even Dracula points accusing finger at you// you a shame to hip-hop, that's why you getting abused// I'll gag you with a dildó for biting more than you can chew!//

Good shit, but you can do better

JoeWendell:
Battle Closed!!!

Kay9ine moves to the next round

Well deserved
I killed that boy

Check

Today I'm drying deepwaters up

ILLY ScRipted baRZ for Omms

I Joined this program to murder him/
Brought 3 large filled gas CYLINDERS____and Old Rounds from my Armory/
You'll see beauty in the death of the CRIMINAL_____when my Chrome sounds with Ornaments/
One shot to the CYLINDERs_________Boom!! It'll Burn HOMES (Omms) down like an "Arsonist"!!!!/


A little birdie told me, he's after my life, I was like Okay fine/
I'll take his life first, Then he won't be able to take mine/
So I visited the "THREAD" ________setting landmiles at night till day time/
he steps in___________ Boom!! and i dug his grave fine/
I took precautions in this battle like a clever male knight/
Cause a "stitch" in time they say____ Saves 9/.


You're homes and your siblings live with me. A bunch of daft babes/
Black ugly girls with saggy tits and "no Ass"__Shame/
I'll talk out loud because "Basketmouth" be my last name/
The worst part is they are like Amoebas___ They'll lack "shape"/
Since they're YANSHLESS____I started calling them my FLATmates/

Y'all gonna see me murder Omminnent!!!!


The killing I'm doing here is that Evident/
taking this battle to its MATHS segment/
To enable me do long 'DIVISION' on him with vicious and mad Intent/
"Removing" the soul from this wack specimen/
So when i "divide" 0 in two____ I'm not trying to write Percent!!! %/

No guns because i ain't got time to crack and shoot/
I'm a sleek ROOFER with all the nice kind and type of tools/
Heading to the TOP of this bitch to smack and pull/
Till i open HOMES up like I detached a ROOF!!!!!!/

Omminnent?

JoeWendell:
Kay9ine and Omminnent

hope you guys turn up. It's almost time

I'm here verse is ready.

I will post when it's time

Freestyle shots at 100barz the dumb flop

My bars are Ill/. . Blades to scar and kill/. . With wild dimin/. . I'm kinda skilled/. . The typa vet with mad appeal/. . I put work in this bars I script/. .it's easy for me to kill bars with bars. .like writing a suicidal script/

I'm chopping bricks/ Godzilla in a matrix. .I need a big ass morphing grid/. .my math sets be cutting him/ cos I'm making one hundred 50. .mathematically I'm splitting him/


Saving my bars

100Barz:
Too much Pollution please stop MESSING AROUND,
Then if they Panicking your Best GUESS HIS AROUND,1 hundred.

just continue rehearsing. even if you qualify via no show because RedBishop is bitch. I'll get u next round. I'll break your bones

IanTempo:
u phoney bitch. u are mad

haha, i'll visit this issue in 2 hours time when you're a corpse

JoeWendell:
Kay9ine take your chatting to the chatroom.

Yes boss. Lemao!

TechnicalRex:
check

blessedmarshal where art thou. 9pm is fort coming

You're eager to die. Blessedmarshal is bad gyal

Deepwaters about to walk easy easy, Ian is a bitch. He won't show up