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How many times will they proscribe them?

He is a bad boyfriend.
He doesn't only need to be dumbed, he deserves to be blinded, lamed, deafened and even crippled.
What a boyfriend that should be dumbed.

TAO11

Nigeria! Arth thou worth dying for? When didst we get to this point?

Whats's the meaning of BMC?
Is that another terror group?
See what nairaland has become…

bencr7:
abeg help me ask d person o! picture of buhari and patami have turn to achievement.

We are already used to seeing natural disasters put up on portraits in Nigeria.

Can anyone tell me the importance of this picture?

I sense the cars heading to Nigeria as Tokunbo; Accident Free; Full Option; Duty Fully paid. Nothing to fix. Buy and drive; ₦2.165m asking price on nairaland Auto/Cars section.

And the model was 2027.

We don't have potholes in Nigeria.
What we have are basin•depths.
So stop calling Nigeria's potholes.

Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.

Please, how can I help her?

What your gf is going through is natural, but it has a cure, a verbal cure. I mean it.

Mozino007:
This looks like cult activities

You'd make a good detective.
Looks more like a cult related activity.
No report of robbery in the area, for if there was, it would have been reported and included in the post.

GOFRONT:
Chaii.....


But if they are truely returning from night vigil, Why didnt their God of night vigil fight for their protection....

Must you blame GOD for everything? Can't you read the part which said they were going out to buy cigarette for themselves? Who goes to vigil and return to buy cigarette?
The vigil even might not be church's.

Please…

As usual, this news is brought to you by the harbinger of ____ news.
(a) sad
(b) bad
(c) death-related
(d) graphic
(e) all of the above

TheDevilIsALai:
They will soon tell you that Bill Gates implanted ID2020 is the only solution as then they can locate you anywhere you are.

This is what Rauf Aregberascal said in late 2019.

Bro, I know and glad you do too.
But the blind calls us Conspiracy Theorists.

TeamLeader:
Really? Never hear of those apps o. Are they on playStore? Which among them is the best tho. I'll like to explore bro

Not on Playstore, but WhatsApp Plus is the best of them, as it has all features of the real WhatsApp.

That's where WhatsApp Plus, GBWhatsApp, OGWhatsApp comes in. View everyone's status without them knowing, but once they view yours, you know.

And their NIN linked to their SIM cannot trace them out…
Failed country, sailing under water.

I think it's one of the woes of recycling lost SIM cards.
On my MTN and Airtel lines, I've experienced it countless times. Now I just don't bother answering calls from numbers not saved as a contact.

Let them just sanction our economy and so, lobatan.

As usual, this news is brought to you by the harbinger of ____ news.
(a) sad
(b) bad
(c) death-related
(d) obituary
(e) all of the above

Hilarious pardon…
After them don kill the man?

Here they come!
Believe this at your own peril.

Watch, the price of pigs will soar in Nigeria...
And more people will go into the business of pig husbandry.

Wetin concern. me?
Nothing we say will unfly the flight.
That one na Pilate signature, What had been done, had been done.

Suspected, not confirmed…

Soon enough, these will be Nigeria's vehicle for road transport.

daddytime:
Meaning...this will be a good buy and wishing you a happy sales...

Bahd guy.

It's a briefing.
Nothing may be done at the end.
Man: Sir, those infamous business men have bombed our major railway. Sir, what is your order?
Orderer: Is that terrorist still in DSS Custody, and the second one in Benin prison?
Man: Sir! Yes sir!
Orderer: Keep them there! They're the major threat.
Man: Sir! Yes Sir!

This one just start.
He go fight tire.
If the guy in question is her man friend, you'd collapse if you go through her chats with the said man.

But the guy in question is an slowpoke… what do you see in a sixteen years old?

It's normal as usual.
They're going about their business.
They should be left alone.
The real terrorists are MNK and Sunday Igboho.
All military personnel should be moved to Southeast and Benin Republic to tackle the real terrorists, and these bandits must be left alone to continue their businesses.
If military don dey escort cow, what else do you expect?

SSIPON:
Nnamdi Azikiwe is alive. Believe me, I saw him yesterday.

Yea… I saw him too at Marina yesterday. He was adjusting his cap.