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Mozino007:
This looks like cult activities

You'd make a good detective.
Looks more like a cult related activity.
No report of robbery in the area, for if there was, it would have been reported and included in the post.

GOFRONT:
Chaii.....


But if they are truely returning from night vigil, Why didnt their God of night vigil fight for their protection....

Must you blame GOD for everything? Can't you read the part which said they were going out to buy cigarette for themselves? Who goes to vigil and return to buy cigarette?
The vigil even might not be church's.

Please…

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TheDevilIsALai:
They will soon tell you that Bill Gates implanted ID2020 is the only solution as then they can locate you anywhere you are.

This is what Rauf Aregberascal said in late 2019.

Bro, I know and glad you do too.
But the blind calls us Conspiracy Theorists.

TeamLeader:
Really? Never hear of those apps o. Are they on playStore? Which among them is the best tho. I'll like to explore bro

Not on Playstore, but WhatsApp Plus is the best of them, as it has all features of the real WhatsApp.

That's where WhatsApp Plus, GBWhatsApp, OGWhatsApp comes in. View everyone's status without them knowing, but once they view yours, you know.

And their NIN linked to their SIM cannot trace them out…
Failed country, sailing under water.

I think it's one of the woes of recycling lost SIM cards.
On my MTN and Airtel lines, I've experienced it countless times. Now I just don't bother answering calls from numbers not saved as a contact.

Let them just sanction our economy and so, lobatan.

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Hilarious pardon…
After them don kill the man?

Here they come!
Believe this at your own peril.

Watch, the price of pigs will soar in Nigeria...
And more people will go into the business of pig husbandry.

Wetin concern. me?
Nothing we say will unfly the flight.
That one na Pilate signature, What had been done, had been done.

Suspected, not confirmed…

Soon enough, these will be Nigeria's vehicle for road transport.

daddytime:
Meaning...this will be a good buy and wishing you a happy sales...

Bahd guy.

It's a briefing.
Nothing may be done at the end.
Man: Sir, those infamous business men have bombed our major railway. Sir, what is your order?
Orderer: Is that terrorist still in DSS Custody, and the second one in Benin prison?
Man: Sir! Yes sir!
Orderer: Keep them there! They're the major threat.
Man: Sir! Yes Sir!

This one just start.
He go fight tire.
If the guy in question is her man friend, you'd collapse if you go through her chats with the said man.

But the guy in question is an slowpoke… what do you see in a sixteen years old?

It's normal as usual.
They're going about their business.
They should be left alone.
The real terrorists are MNK and Sunday Igboho.
All military personnel should be moved to Southeast and Benin Republic to tackle the real terrorists, and these bandits must be left alone to continue their businesses.
If military don dey escort cow, what else do you expect?

SSIPON:
Nnamdi Azikiwe is alive. Believe me, I saw him yesterday.

Yea… I saw him too at Marina yesterday. He was adjusting his cap.

SSIPON:
You've seen demons? Pray tell, oh master, what do they look like?

Yes. Twice. So the belief that demons don't exist is false. But I won't explain.

Mr man, demons are real. I have seen some physically. So demons are real.

I think those cursing Lord Lugard should stop, and turn their arrows at Nnamdi Azikiwe... He started the One Nigeria campaign upheld by the politicians today.

Now his own people wants to break away…
Well, may GOD'S wish for this nation come true.

Your dogs be like, "Akant kee masef o! This life akant kee masef o! Allow me to flex o!"

Saidfx:
Ojukwu was stubborn. A peace talk was arraigned for them twice, Ojukwu and Gowon, at Ghana, but Ojukwu resisted. Nah stubbornness

But I read Gowon breached the Aburi Accord…

It's because you both didn't bond well while you were growing up.
Or perhaps, he is quite hostile while you were a child/growing.

Parents, especially fathers need to work on this aspect of life. Don't let your name or presence terrify your children. Rather, bond with them. Let them feel free around and with you even from their childhood. You don't have to be the terror their mum will use in scaring them to do something or forced into obedience.

Your children must not feel happier and free because you ain't at home or around. They must not turn mute because you've returned home. They must not begin running helter skelter within the house because they heard your car horn or even voice walking towards the door.
Your children must never see you as a terror, because it won't bite on you now, but in the future.

Don't because you want to raise godly kids, torture your own children because 'everything' that can talk reports them to you, because some of these reports might be false! When your child(ren) do something impressive, commend them. Don't just keep it to your heart. And if you don't want to talk much, let them see that smile on your face. It makes their heart glad to know you are proud of them.

And to moms, stop the, "Let your dad return, you'd smell yourself!" of a statement. It's psychologically derailing to your children. It makes them feel free and love you, it makes them feel you love them better and would never want to hurt them, but it turns them away from their own father. It kills their sense of affection, possibly can be felt or received from their father.

If your child did something wrong, and deserves to be talked to or whipped, do it yourself ma'am! Don't keep it till their father returns to do it. Stop using their dad to scare them!

Please!!!

I'll just like to ask one question, "Was the civil war necessary?"

TAO11:
Comparing Ooni Ife to OluIwo is a sacrilegious disrespect to the Ooni. It shouldn’t be entertained in the mind in the first place let alone be typed.

The first OluIwo left Ile-Ife as a descendant of the 21st Ooni Ife.

But still, Wasiu should of accorded himself some respect by prostrating to the OluIwo.

Noted…

TheCrusader14:
Do you know the meaning of imperial?

Special, superior.

Same bandits that has no flags?

Kobojunkie
It seems you do not believe in praying for anyone… do you?