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ReineViolet: What on earth does that mean @ the bold?

vcvibes: so becos them no gree u enter spain u no wan make we hear word again eh?? Mind urself, speak 9ja

rapmike: I no sabi dis 1

rapmike:
Like the gross picture

Royver: A DAY AT THE OFFICE.
So there you are sitting in your chair in a hot cubicle, a pen in your hand and the patient's file on the table. And you haven't had a good night's sleep in days. You just had an embarrassing moment when the last patient caught u nodding off while he was narrating his symptoms and you are determined that it shouldn't happen again. So just before the next patient comes in you stand up, jump around a bit, stretch out and give yourself a few firm slaps on the face. And then you turn around and find the next patient standing quietly at the door, watching you.

Two hours later. The last incident drove sleep away far more effectively than any cup of coffee would have. You are confidently seeing another patient and secretly thankful that the lady who caught you slapping yourself didn't film it on her android. Or did she? You anxiously hope not. The patient in front of you is fiddling with her phone and talking to you at the same time. Seems like a simple case of malaria to you but you don't want to interrupt and so you politely watch and nod interestedly as she drones out the symptoms...and then you wake up with a snort, your mouth wide open and your neck bent backwards in your chair and painful enough to let you realize you have been asleep for a while. You try to regain your composure as you notice your patient is still there. However she appears unconcerned and is in fact pinging away quietly. You are so embarrassed you don't know what to do. Fiinally you summon up the courage and ask the girl in a playful manner why she didn't wake you.
"Oh, the woman you saw earlier came out and told us how you were dosing on duty and when i came and saw you sleeping i decided to give you as much rest as i could even if it means using my own time. You have been sleeping..." and she checks her phone "...for about 5mins now. Hope you feel better?" she says and smiles in a friendly manner.
No way.

rapmike: Changed. But seriously is flies to faeces dat digusting.

Lil chilz: I went to warri recently if you see name
of churches, ha! my broda even Satan
self dey fear. Make I yarn una:yo u’ll
see something like this.
{1} SATAN UR OWN DON KPAFUKA EVANGELICA MINISTRY
{2} Operation carry devil nack for
ground bible ministry.
{3} The atomic bomb bible brigadia
barack ministry *aka* shoot d devil
make im eye clear. {4}Ssatan wetin we do you evangelical church
of God.*aka* Satan leave us
alone.
{5} Operation no look Uche face biblical
church of Christ.*aka* slap Satan face
ministry. {6} Pay your tithe and offering church of
God.*aka* pay ur tithe n win
generator gospeler.
{7} Satan if you try me, you go hear
ween prayer ministry
{8} Satan chop make i chop bible assemble *aka* we no dey find Satan trouble
ministry.
The next name shock me no be small
….. . . . .
Bokoharam prayer ministry devil u go
fear. Hey!! Warrrriii!!! we hail oo

BigRuckus: I think Chimamanda Adichie is the best thing to happen to Nigerian literature since Chinua Achebe! Really cool pic, they look good together #OppositesAttract

ReineViolet: My bad! I meant Kaycee7 , mixed it up. I heard of them, how good are they?