₦airaland Forum

KanwuliaJara:
The same thing you are doing of course. . .failing woefully to 'sample' yours!
Abi ya eggs don fry for buka finish?

Dear vvhore, like i told you initially, insanity runs in your vein, up to your brain, you need default mode, your mates are still giving birth and being responsible to their hubby...... Keep exhibiting your non alignment kitty cat that looks like a mushroom.

tear race and jump window......no look back, scammers

KanwuliaJara:
Indeed!
You must think I would satisfy the yearnings of a NL CRACK ADDICT LIKE YOU!
Go and tell your 'smartazze' of a mom to show your hers first!
Na she wan carry 'husband' for neck like 'cross to calvary' abi?
Abi you nefa reach to marry. . .?
Over-grown azze P.I.M.P!

With your 'ISHU-MKPI' plus dati ya poverty-stricken Mr. Nairaland Waist!

Hmmmmm! All I want is your NL 'waist'! Ewu!
You dey take "anorexia nervosa" take do fashion abi?

Nor be ya mate be dis?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94cFx9Y7LQU

Ijjiot!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrUBXdTdxgE

Dear VVHORE of nairaland, Inyanya aint my mate and am too responsible to twist my waist like a retarde.d stinking puanny like you. but on a second note.....no be your mates dey sample their kids like this
........ so tell me....what are you doing with you old miserable low life/ huh

KanwuliaJara:
Look at this EBOLA survivor REJECT?
Who is competing with your 'smartmom' of a phocking moda of GOD?
You need to take that your 'skelewu' piece of azzze and get lost!
Or na your Ashawo MODA OF GOD idol be dat ni!
Or your blokos holy ghost take phock MARY ASSSSHAWO GALILEE?

I should read WHAT?
Those her 'common-knowledge', MGBEKE TOPICS FOR JOBLESS HOUSEWIVES LOOKING FOR 'CHOP MONEY' ALL OVER NIGERIA?
You must be mad! Na your level be dat ni.
If she be ya mama. . . not my consain o!
Just tell her to take her skanky butt off my posts.
I don't deal with such 'unliberated' bush meats of AFRICA who need a husband's blokos to feel a tad relevant in life!
Shiooooooor!


Abeg go feed well jor!
Le kwa nu leke-leke ENUGU?

Now. . . go PHOCK a donkey. . . .YO MAMA!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ker2_lyfBs

My dearest LovePeddler of Nairaland, i humbly thank you for your compliment, at least, am being myself for real..... I challenge you to show us the picture of your imaginary husband or at least your old wrinkled face.. product of a leaked condom

KanwuliaJara:
Wharreva!

Madam 'where is your husband . . . .
Make mouth like 'husband'!
MUMU!

What an insult!
You get life without this your 'almighty husband'?
You tink say I be MGBEKE/ALATIKA likey ya!
Woman wey marry dey for jail like you abi?

You berra stick to your specialty. . . .ANIMAL HUSBANDRY. . .AND TENDING TO YOUR CHICKENS! BEFORE THEY END UP IN SAMBISA FOREST EVEN AS YOU GO ABOUT CHASING THAT YOUR ALMIGHTY BLOKOS FOR 'TROPHY'!

Look at this 'BUSH RAT'?

You irritant!

I SAY MOVE!

Dear Hore of nairaland, if I were you, I will bury my sagged kitty cat in shame for exchanging words with Smartmom.....you don't have respect to your mother sheh? go through her profile topics and go through your irritating topic then you will believe me when I say that insanity runs in your vain.....pray not to pass the gene to your daughters if you eventually get married by his grace.marriedspinster

we weh be legedis benz dey fear to walk on it, if a typical Nigerian will look left and right before crossing one way road, then crossing the zebra track will be like attempting suicide.......that's the advantage that the drivers have and never observe it

Odinaka00:
Nna to be honest with u Op, this is why I may marry anytime soon o, cuz its always difficult for me to enter kitchen.. Ngwanu chekie ya, I leave my house for job as early as 7.30am, I don't eat and here in mozambique, nwanne if you don't cook ur own food, you would be forced to eat mozambique food which I find very difficult in doing, ok another option that I ve got is to go to any near eatery joint and arrange take-away which doesn't taste good, no pepper, no salt, etc....ok u may decide to buy pizza, hamburger and co buh these thingz aburo food nah

After hustlin u get home in the evening, believe me u will not have the strenght to do anything in the kitchen, buh u will be hungry o....walai I'm passing through hell now coupled with the fact that I'm loosing weight....my point is, I don't eat outside and I hardly eat at home, meaning that I don't eat buh ana akpata ego

Nwannr e bu alobam360 degree....

Richard6:
Am already cookin in my kitchen now!

are you cooking with morning fresh? hmmm

iceberylin:
ţђāţş ŋoţ ђow wę roll

Dude......that's how we roll, if only she's an Americana....very tick whitey!!!

Dude....when next you want to iron your ‘Coat'.... never use starch.

Seun .... do the needful,











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I talk am everything about totodicky dey sweet Seun, see as him rush move the thing to FP

hmmmm...she looks like a HE with a long hair, is she transgender?......all this nakedposing don become trend oo

Denn:
you have a whatsapp message

ok Kindly flash me with your number let me Save it, I need to renew my whatsapp,

Denn:
no problem... i am always available...

Hello denn hope you don't mind, I intend to apply for 2014 Youwin and I need person like you to aid me, interms of advice and way forward, please I you kindly message me on 07068954220 let's kickstart on whatsapp, waiting for your message sir. By the way how's business?

JEITO:
She should buy you a wedding ring, wedding arrangement and also buy a marriage because after 25years of dating, you guys should gotten married

chai...bros ....oyibo gi nka e.....dey make person catch cold

Op Op Op!!! how many times weh I call you....infact.... you are choiceless.

forget it GNLD ON RAMPAGE

Tentatively in my private house and never in public compound

Well for the fact that I don't know how to argue in good english does not mean that I won't air my view







OP, your subject matter ought to be the profession that contribute less to todays economy. many manufacturing industries are spreading from urban to rural areas and definately they all requires the services of Lawyers, marketers and finance graduates for proper business development, mind you that a graduate of banking and finance is also an accountant, am a graduate of marketing and I do tell my prospective employers my worth, I ain't cheap, employ me to increase and develop your business not to use me by paying me stipend, my profession is my pride. I attend interview on daily bases but many can't afford to pay me, the only company that knows my worth called for me to come over tomorrow for final negociation.

What am saying is...... marketing is a hotcake in every organisation, ask multinational companies. we all should be worried about:

Sociology and antropology
Political science
History and government

These are the professions that their chances of employment are slim except through graduate trainee, I have never seen any job opening that requires such. profession.

Above all, this is Nigeria where their is no regulation to everything, that's why a Lawyer can be employed to hawk GNLD drugs simply because he can argue.!

architectHUrSH:
wotapen to ur eyes

they look deformed

tulouse:
No, I didn't apply I was so surprised when someone called me that he is from FIRS. Thank you, I guess I will just ignore the invitation

better respect yourself and go their, if the place doesn't look like their office, just enter bike and disappear

Qsscruz:
On 22nd October.. I was called, as no e-mail was
sent. I called the number on their website and
lady at the other end said that they invite people
through phone calls as many doubt check their
mails.. The number that called was a land line
and not the regular mobile numbers. Am still
sceptical as this is Naija..

its real dude, abeg which position you apply ni

topcube:
I don't like commenting on Nairaland, but, one still voice has being disturbing me to do so...

I will be brief on my opinion to you, Hammed or DJDOLA. Wake up from ur sleep, go to genuine private hospitals within Lagos (It's expensive, but, they will tell you what's going on) let Nairalanders know exactly what went wrong, all I read here are Ascite, liver problem, cancer etc, what exactly is wrong?

And next time, don't rush to reveal ur AC Number, it's make some doubting Thomas (e.g, like me) thinks it's a scam in the 1st place thereby, creating setback 4U.

N:B
I don't have much money right now, but, whatever you find out and concluded on, reply here, I will see how I can help by sending you little amout or I'll donate liver 4U free of charge (but, that's if; mine, match with yours).

Pls NL, remember to pray for Hammed while in church today, I've said mine to Omni Presece right here in my room.

Hammed aka DJDOLA, God that raise up Jesus Christ on the third day, will heal you in Jesus Name

Crying emotionally.........it haven't gotten to that big brother and we pray it won't.......silver and gold You have not, but what You have is bigger than both, permit me to call You Jesus of our time, humanity will never run dry in yor Family....God will always provide abundant resources for You to help others in need****I duff my cap for you

Gboliwe:
Well and fine! Since Chaircover has the documents now, I see no reason why anybody under the canopy of nairaland should ask for it again as a form of confirmation. Case has been confirmed. The documents should only be given or seen by medical officers who may want to study it and make something out of it. I think we should also let DJDOLA and his family know they should not release such to anybody again coming in the name of nairaland. If its so important to anyone, he/she should go through Chaircover she is in a better state of mind to process such "help" now.

God bless You Gboliwe, that is exactly my point, they should also confirm the doctors also in other to checkmate impersonation. my thought

chaircover:
I beleive that my mum is the only one who has hameds photocopied test results and hospital documents which I asked her to obtain as the proof that nairalanders wanted when the first verification went pear shaped and the poster was left alone

My mama will hand over those documents to me tomorrow.
The best thing since this is verified would have been for my mama to return them to the poster,however I don't expect an 80 year old mama to get back in the car and make another 4 hour round trip to the other side of Lagos

Please not everyone is a scammer and if nairalanders had given this guy some benefit of the doubt from the onset things wouldn't have taken this long in the first instance

Dude with all due respect, I understood the genuiety of that of your Family, I really applaud You for that and pray to God to reward the kind gesture, but what am trying to emhasized is for the helping team to becareful not to scan and send copies of the test results to the public for further verification except doctors who intend to help professionally, am still saying this from experience, after this sourcing of fund, You will be suprise to see his pictures and test results in london and other places from different individuals claiming to be humanitarian club that what's to help him, thereby duping innocient people not knowing that Hamed in at home, well and hearty.That's what I want You guys to understand and be proactive because such people will start trooping here and be demanding for such.I volunteer with humanitarian org and I know what is obtainable

sademola:
Try both names, his account has only two. The young man is too sick n might not be able to read ur post not to talk of replying. May God bless you as you donate.

ARE YOU ONE OF THE ASISTANT? PLEASE ANOTHER THING YOU GUYS HAVE TO TAKE COGNISANT IS THE COPIES OF THE TEST AND HIS PICTURES, AM TELLING YOU FROM THE EXPERIENCE BRCAUSE I VOLUNTEER WITH ROTARY CLUB...... MANY PEOPLE WILL PLAGE TO HELP BUT ASWELL ASK FOR COPIES OF THE TEST RESULTS AND PICTURES....... THEY WILL DUPLICATE IT AND USE THEIR ILLEGAL CHARITY ORGANISATION TO SOLICITATE MONEY FOR THEIR SELFISH USE.
PLEASE ONLY SEND SUCH RESULTS TO DOCTORS WHO MUST HAVE SEND A COPY OF HIS I.D CARD AND CERTIFICATE TO YOUR TEAM. NEVER GIVE FRAUDSTERS ROOM TO DUPE PEOPLE THROUGH HIS YOUNG MAN CASE. don't mind my capital letters please.
OP My God is your strength, I expect You to come back and post pictures of your thanksgiving and MODs will be begging You for permisson to move it to FP

Do you want to father the child? if yes then....beautiful but if you dont intend to or have your daughter give birth to the baby then i advice From experience, although this will bring a bad image to your Family because people will view her as a child who lack parential care, have You bothered to check the trauma and pschological effect she will face after given birth to the baby. I will advice You to keep her hidden first and withdraw her from every association and School, get intouch with the Dude that is responsible and know how financially bouyant he is.........if he is ok then let the marriage rite take place, that's the only way to Save her and Save yourself and your wife from embarrasement.
But if the Dude is a kid or hit and run.......carry your daughter to a convent and discuss with the Rev sisters both financially and otherwise, let her stay their until the baby is born, Let the Sisters put the baby for adoption and erase everything that has to do with the baby from your memory. Bring back your daughtet and counsel her.....with that, she will not only get her life back but forget about everything and move on, in the nearest future she can easily marry without delay or setback and You will also Save your Family from being a yardstick of bad parenting and promiscus daughter. My advice.