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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Transitional Electricity Market Kicks Off Jan 1 by Kayczz: 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2014
Wisepac:
Jonathan, The Best In Nigeria During HisTerm As
President:
1. Petrol from N65 to N97 - in most other
places over N120
2. Kerosene from 50 naira to 120 and above
i.e (unofficial price).
3. Garri from N150 to N260 per measure
4. Sugar/flour/beans/ all from N180 to N350
per measure
5. Electricity charge from N1,250 to N4000
per month and yet no light
6. Scarcity of money but abundantly
available for groups campaigning for TAN
etc
7. Killings from few individuals to whole
communities being wiped out
8. Police/military roadblocks from 1 per
40km to 2 per 3km
9. Crude oil illegal bunkering from 10,000
barrels to 100,000 barrels stolen per day
10. Industrial strikes by many organisations
11. Sack of few workers to thousands of
workers
12. WASSCE from 40% failure to over 70%
failure
13. Trust, love and unity among citizens
from much to zero
14. Stealing in billions of Naira to billions of
DOLLARS or TRILLIONS of naira
15. Budget implementation from 40% to less
than 20% Per year
16. Roads from potholes to huge craters
and cut-offs
17. Economy from worse to greatest in
Africa on paper, but the masses from poor
to poorest
18. Politicians defect from one party to the
other in an unusual fashion and soldiers also
defect to other countries
19. Transport fares on both air and road
networks have shot the roof
20. Bribe takings from only police to soldiers
inclusive
21. ATM charges from zero to N65 per
transaction
22. New English phrase called 'Tactical
Manoeuvre' when soldiers are deliberately
dispatched with low grade weapons to be
killed by a well armed "Boko Haram"
23. Bribery scandal
24. Police pension scam
25. Oduahgate
26. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal
27. Allison jet scanda
28. Oritsejafor $10 million gun scandal
29. Subsidy scam of N2.6 trillion
30. Immigration deaths scandal
31. Missing $20 billion from NNPC
32. Handlin boko haram with kid gloves
33. Election delegate bribe
34. Sheriff/Ihejirika case, etc.
35. Increase in taxes and austerity
36. 16 is greater than 19 in democracy
37. 7 Ekiti legislators out of 26 impeached the
speaker
38. IGP usurping CJN's duties and deciding
that Tambuwal no longer speaker
39. Army are conceding territories to Boko
Haram
40. Locking out House of Reps members
and teargassing them.
41. Suspected mastermind of Nyanya bomb
attack where no fewer than 100 killed discharged
and acquitted. To go and sin no more.
42. 200 Chibok girls are still in captivity of boko
haram.
43. National confab gulped billion of dollars and
went down the drain with no result
GEJ undermines our Army & strengthen
militants. Our military doesn't have the
equipment to protect us. Militants are
purchasing warships. What an irony
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Spent 8 Years In Primary School by Kayczz: 8:25am On Dec 21, 2014
ofiafuluego:

How many yrs did your father spend as a bicycle repairer apprentice 10yrs I guess
u are a mad man I guess
.why will u insult his father for argument sake.

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Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka Is Better Off As A 'Guinea Fowl' Hunter - Obasanjo by Kayczz: 3:01pm On Dec 15, 2014
temitemi1:
How are they sure they wiLl meet great beyond Not event lion hunter but aparo hunter Aparo is such a small bird... GEJ till 2019!!!
mumu are der talking about Jonathan here?
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Year Old Nigerian, Zuriel Oduwole Is Youngest Film Maker In The World (video) by Kayczz: 2:56pm On Dec 15, 2014
ToyozzieTohBad:
wowww!!! oga oo..omo 12 years old olohun mi o and am 24 already kiss
don't worry u can still make it
Family / Re: The Best State To Raise Ones Kids by Kayczz: 11:02am On Dec 13, 2014
jutah:
It's often said that the environment where a child is raised has a lot to contribute in his/her conduct. We had a boisterous argument in my office on which state in Nigeria provides the best environment for child development. My choicest state was Ibadan. Other nice places in my opinion were Abuja, Enugu, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Ondo and Plateau. What state in Nigeria do you think provides the ideal setting for child development?

come Ajegunle for apapa
Politics / Re: Russia Disowns Arms-laden Cargo Plane Impounded In Kano by Kayczz: 1:34pm On Dec 07, 2014
Family / Re: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by Kayczz: 7:24am On Dec 06, 2014
blesie:
I just wish to share my honeymoon bitter and sweet experience for you and also get inspiration.

A little Intro to how it all started: So i met this guy during the course of work in my former office and he started chasing me, my colleagues then ask me not to agree that he looks like a player. He looks like one that never get a No for an answer, so me and my colleagues use him to have a good lunch, dinner or whenever we just feel like going to that cinema, he won't ever dissapoint, he'll take us there, a year after i left the company but he kept on chasing, so one day i was passing through some difficult times in my career, i felt like resigning but he came to me and advise me wisely, he told me how to tackle the challenges and when i did, it works perfectly so i started liking him, so i called him that we can date if only he will adhere to my conditions, he asked me to list the conditions and i did as stated below:
1) No Sex
2) No romance
3) No Kissing
Infact no touches.

He agreed with so much pains in his eyes, but after 6 months of dating, we begin to hug anyway and light kisses.

But through out the relationship, i was always walking with shoulders held very high up there, thinking that shebi he's the one begging me, i will scream and always want things done my way.

For a year, i misbehave alot but after i begin to be the girl he would want me to be, i wasnt really shouting or screaming anymore but i was still so full of pride, but i started loving him very well.

On the first week of August he proposed, and we got married over 2 weeks ago, the wedding went well everyone was happy but after all the happiness, dancing, eating and greetings by friends and family, i found out later i was left with him in the car and the driver.

We went into the hotel room that evening and he started answering calls, so i use that opportunity to rush to the bathroom and took my bath, after i finish bathing, lying down on the bed and thinking of how sex will look like, he tapped my leg and said i should come and bath him, i was like, bath you? how na, he said i should not waste his time, i wanted to say something again and he opened his eyes, the way he has not opened it before so i was scared, i jump off bed to the bathroom and started pouring water on him, he ask if i was in my right senses in a very fierce way, i shake my head saying yes, he said he doesnt think so that if i was i will be unclad by now, so i told him i wasnt going to bath him anymore, i left, went to the bed and lie, he completed the bath and came to meet me in the room.

He held me and said, yes i married you, he didnt say anything again he just stared at me, then dragged me closer and started kissing me, then he said i should UnCloth him, what was surprising to me though was that his stuff was now 300% bigger than what i saw while i try to bath him, i thought maybe he had used something on it so i started to shift back, he pulled me back and i never knew how powerful he was until that evening, cos his hands just seem to be pulling me like im an ant, at that point i tried to fight him but he practically raped me, i screamed and shouted my life out but it seems he is enjoying the shout so i started to remain calm and then he said hold me, hold me very tight and i remember my mom telling me, do whatever he says to make him happy, so i grabbed him with two hands very tight to my body and as i did, i also started enjoying the sex so i started calling him baby.

After the first round, it was like i had an accident, i was so tired i couldnt stand up, i couldnt even hold a paper i was breathing fast, it felt like i will die, i ask him to get me lucozade or something to regain my energy, he gave me drink and i just wanted to sleep off, he came waking me up and wanted to start another thing, i screamed at him and he said look at me very well, you see all that up shoulder you use to display while we were dating? you've got to drop it at the wedding reception because if you take it to the wedding, you will just be crying, do you know how many years you make me impotent, should i analyse the insult you gave me and all of that, now respect yourself, stand up and do the needful.

Fear crib me like i have made a mistake, i cried and ran down to the bed to UnCloth he said no way, now i want it standing, i tried to imagine how somebody will stand to have sex but before i could finish thinking, he's dragged me out of bed and there it goes, painful and annoying i was just crying.

After he finished that, i went on my knee to beg him for forgivenness for all the shout and scream i use to shout at him that i was ready to make a new turn, he said fine, that the new turn will mean that i will now respect and do everything he wants me to, i said yes i will do.

Then he said, come on suck this, you won't imagine what he ask me to suck cry, how in the world can a husband be so wicked cry cry

I said not this, he said ok, seems you are not ready to comply, he came for me and i bit him, fought him, he allowed me beat him after i finish beating him, he raped me and its really hurting me like i want to die.

Now everyday he made me suck him, all the bad things one could dream of is what he likes, if he ask me to do something and i refuse he wont beat me, instead he will come for me and rape me.

I am so tired, i don't know why one man will want to have sex up to countles times in a day, i was just wondering.

UNTILL HE CAME TO REVEAL TO ME TODAY THAT HE IS PUNISHING ME FOR WHAT I DID TO HIM OVER THE YEARS.

He finds joy in doing it and im so pained, is he going to change, should i report him to our pastor or my parent?



Are u telling me that he met u as a virgin or u have not seen pe**s b4 ??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GMAT For Free Download by Kayczz: 9:40pm On Dec 03, 2014
tosynkenny:
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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Record, Rides To South Africa From Lagos On Motorbike by Kayczz: 8:47am On Nov 09, 2014
mikron:
A Nigerian and chemical Engineer, Ogbonnaya Kanu, also known as Foto Dadi, has broken a record as the first man to ride a motorcycle from Lagos to South Africa, Kanu who is the first and returning Vice President of the Association of Nigerian Motorcycle Clubs, has ridden motorcycles to 26 countries of the world. In 23 of the trips, he traveled with his own Nigerian-registered motorcycle.

In 2012, he rode solo from Lagos-Nigeria to Austria, riding through France, Germany, Austria, and Italy; and in mid-October, he embarked on another solo trip from South Africa to Lagos.
Kanu is the co-founder, and member of the Board of Trustees of the Easy Riders Motorcycle Club of Nigeria – the first registered motorcycle club in Nigeria.

He is also the co-founder of Ride Easy Motorcycle Training School; co-founder and member Board of Trustees, Ride Easy Motorcycling Club of Lagos, and Superbike Clubs Association of Nigeria (SCAN).
http://nigeriacamera.net/nigerian-man-breaks-record-rides-to-south-africa-from-lagos-on-motorbike/



the engine no knock off ?
the fit carry the bike inside ship and relax dere
joor
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Record, Rides To South Africa From Lagos On Motorbike by Kayczz: 8:44am On Nov 09, 2014
spicy244:
You should av done more justice to the topic by telling us the number of dayz or hours or months he used on the road. BTW, when embarking on the trip, how many packs of food did he carry along with him.




#justdoubting



the engine no knock off?


the idiot fit carry the bike inside ship and relax dere joor
Business / Re: BUA Emulates Dangote By Reducing Cement Price To 1000NGN by Kayczz: 6:18pm On Nov 04, 2014
hayoakins:
Chairman of BUA Group, Alhaji Abdulsamad Rabiu, has thrown his weight behind Dangote Cement Plc’s reduction in the cost of cement from about N1,700 to N1,000 a bag, representing a 40 per cent price cut, which was announced at the weekend.

According to Rabiu, he has always advocated a reduction in the cost of cement so that more Nigerians can have access to the product and realise their dream of owning houses of their own.

“It is against this background that I commend Alhaji Aliko Dangote for this patriotic initiative which is long overdue,” he said.

He further revealed that he had an extensive telephone conversation with Dangote on the issue and encouraged him on the initiative.

“What Alhaji Dangote has done today is significant. I am very pleased about it because it would make the cost of the product more easily affordable to Nigerians. With this price reduction, more consumers will be able to buy the product and subsequently drive up demand and in turn increase market share for industry players.

“I hereby urge all cement producers to emulate Dangote and bring down the cost of cement. There is absolutely no reason for a bag of cement to cost so much.

“Despite the infrastructure challenges being faced by the manufacturing sector of the Nigerian economy, it does not justify the high cost of cement.

“On our part, I have already directed all our plants to follow suit and implement the new price regime. We still believe that more can be done to bring down the price even further for the benefit of Nigerians,” Rabiu stated.

The BUA Group chairman stressed that there was really no reason for the price of cement to exceed N1,000 per bag, bearing in mind the massive success of the backward integration policy implemented 12 years ago, in which tens of billions of dollars were directly and indirectly injected into the Nigerian cement industry with Dangote Cement accounting for the larger share of the contribution.

This has seen cement national productivity rising from a mere 2.2 million metric tonnes per annum (mtpa) to over 30 million mtpa in the last 10 years, Rabiu observed.

BUA Group acquired Edo Cement Company Limited three years ago and has spent over $500 million in putting up an ultra-modern three million mtpa production line which is billed to be commissioned in the first quarter of next year.

Upon completion of this plant, the total annual production capacity will rise from 500,000 mtpa to 3.5 million mtpa.

In addition, the company also has controlling equity in Sokoto Cement Company also known as Cement Company of Northern Nigeria Plc (CCNN). The plant is presently being expanded with a 1.5 million mtpa line. Work is currently in progress and will be commissioned early 2016.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/bua-group-throws-its-weight-behind-cement-price-reduction-commends-dangote/193185/
why is not #500 for God sake
Romance / Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Kayczz: 6:11pm On Nov 04, 2014
iceberylin:

A BASTERD angry
haba why u dey lie now...... him na Romeo jare

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 5 Things To Do On Laylatul Qadr by Kayczz: 6:50pm On Jul 24, 2014
Uthman51: So valuable is this Night of Qadr that the Quran devotes a special surah to
it“Lailatul Qadr is better than a thousand months”[97:3]
This one night surpasses the value of 30,000 nights. The most authentic account of the occurrence of the Night indicates that it can occur on any one of the last ten, odd numbered nights of Ramadan, 21, 23, 25, 27, 29.
We should strive to stay up at least on the odd numbered nights of the last ten days. If we can't manage that then let us pray at least on the 27th night. If one prays on all of the last odd numbered nights then there is more chance that one may have caught this most powerful night and the reward is of over 83 YEARS OF WORSHIP! Subhanallah! Most will not even live upto that age!
It is a night that we CANNOT miss out on so here is how we can maximise this blessed night:
1.Recite the Qur’an abundantly
Az-Zuhri used to say upon the coming of Ramadan,“It is only about reciting the Qur’an and feeding the poor.”
Abdur-Raziq said,“When Ramadan came, Sufyan Ath-Thawri would give up all acts of (voluntary) worship and devote himself to the recitation of the Qur’an.”
Laylatul Qadr is the night the Qur'an was revealed so we should spend much of the night reciting it for we will gain 700 hasanah or more by reciting each letter!
2. Strive to gain forgiveness
One should strive and do their utmost to gain the mercy of Allah especially in the odd numbered nights of the last ten days. If one leaves Ramadan without gaining the mercy of Allah then surely they are the most unfortunate ones and are the biggest losers in this world and the next.
The main Dua for Laylatul Qadr is the following:
Aisha (Ra) said:“I asked the Messenger of Allah:'O Messenger of Allah, if I know what night is the night of Qadr, what should I say during it?'He said:'Say:O Allah, You are pardoning and You love to pardon, so pardon me.'“
"Allahumma innaka 'afuwwun tuhibbul 'afwa fa'fu 'annee"(Ahmad, Ibn Majah, and Tirmidhi).
Gaining forgiveness on laylatul Qadr
Abu Huraira narrated that the Messenger said:“Whoever stands (in prayer) in Laylatul Qadr while nourishing his faith with self-evaluation, expecting reward from Allah, will have all of his previous sins forgiven.”(Bukhari and Muslim).
We should sincerely repent for past and present sins with the intention of not repeating them again and ask of Allah Ta’aala to help us prevent ourselves from doing them again and ask Allah to perfect our characters and to help us improve ourselves in everyway possible.
3. Do much Superogatory Prayers (Nafil)
Rabi'ah ibn Malik al-Aslami reported that the Prophet sallallahu alehi wasallam said:"Ask (anything)."Rabi'ah said:"I ask of you to be your companion in paradise."The Prophet said:"Or anything else?"Rabi'ah said:"That is it."The Prophet sallallahu alehi wasallam said to him:"Then help me by making many prostrations (i.e., supererogatory prayers)."(Muslim)
The Prophet peace be upon him said:“Whoever draws near to Allaah during it (Ramadaan) with a single characteristic from the characteristics of (voluntary) goodness, he is like whoever performs an obligatory act in other times. And whoever performs an obligatory act during it, he is like whoever performed seventy obligatory acts in other times.”–Sahih Ibn Khuzaymah, no. 1887.
In this most blessed month of Ramadhan all good deeds are multiplied by 70 or more. Every Nafil one prays one will gain the reward of a Fard Salaah and every Fard Salah is the reward of 70 Fard salaah. Subhanallah what other time of the year is this possible? NONE! So let us make the best of these precious seconds and pray as many Nafil prayers as is possible!
Here are some Nafil prayers we can pray on Laylatul Qadr:
1.Two Rakat after performing Wudu (Ablution)
Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him) reported that the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said to Bilal (may Allah be pleased with him):“Tell me about the best of your deeds (i.e. one which you deem the most rewarding) since your embracing Islam because I heard your footsteps in front of me in Paradise.”Bilal (may Allah be pleased with him) replied:“I do not consider any act of mine more rewarding than that whenever I make ablution at any time of night or day, I perform Prayer for as much as was destined for me to do.”(Reported by Al-Bukhari and Muslim)”
2.Tahajjud
Imam Abu Sa'id al-Khadimi said,
"There is scholarly consensus (ijma`) that among the best of virtuous acts is the night vigil prayer."[al-Bariqa al-Mahmudiyya Sharh al-Tariqa al-Muhammadiyya]
The scholars derived the following in regards to Tahajjud from the Qur'an and prophetic hadiths:
1.The minimal night vigil prayer is 2 rakats.
[Hindiyya, quoting Fath al-Qadir]
2.Its optimal recommended amount is 8 rakats, because this was the general practice of the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace be upon him, his family, and companions).[Hindiyya, quoting Fath al-Qadir]


I love this

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Sports / Re: Did Messi Deserve The World Cup Golden Ball? by Kayczz: 6:48am On Jul 14, 2014
fingard02k: NO oya go collect the award from him and give it to mikel

Nonsense people always hating on another man's success

na wa for u oooo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got A Job Through NAIRALAND by Kayczz: 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2014
frodow: After a long while applying for jobs and sending my cv's to Email address, i wana thnk God i just got employed making job search on nairaland.
congrats

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