₦airaland Forum

@ brownteeth

laugh wey dey cause mess dey catch me

when lie dey boku for mere jollification, lie to save life go come be problem? i beggyyyy make i hear word booh

@ kencivic

u need to die and then be re-born; in-f-a-c t, U NEDD TO BE BORN AGAIN

@ kencivi
i have got a perfect solution!

women!! *shakes head* i for una! hellooooo!!! it wasnt the woman that caught the man cheating, its was d man the caught the wife cheating.dont be shallow minded here!!

@love.4bug
common bug, d guy said he went for an occasion in kano which cld be a friend's birthday or wedding occassion, so now do u expect him to sleep in the street? e wld definately have to book a hotel to bunk in, which "fortunately for him caught his wife which cld av been u doin, ur usual u no , stuffs,

Lady DEE says forgive her

MrbrownJay says butt her out, a leopard cannot change her skin

Ujujoan says y d hobulala she shld be excused becos its a "she" doin the cheating!




Pheeewww!!


ooh woman! *shakes head* Thy Name is frailty

u nefa heard of shavin powder b4? go get magic shaving cream n use am paint d area jare.

to settle this quarrel once and for all make we yan our presido to organise futubal match b/w ghana national team and our *super* eagle! d outcome shld determine who baba dis noise here don dey too much

@Genbuhari.

dont mind redsun jor, he needs an iced cap to keep his "coordinately,productively,contructively , progressively and insultive dormant brain in check.

@ redsun!!! walahi no make me vex with u oo. na ur brain dey "coordinately,productively,contructively and progressively dormant." take ur time oo shior? imagine "coordinately,productively,contructively and progressively dormant." *look up, look down* msheeeeeeeeeew!!

no offense meant, but d guy seems to be chicken hearted. damn kinda lack d political will, fifa made him eat his poo. supported his initial decision to ban d damn corrupt football team cos it was been used to perpetuate financial crimes by d futubol administrators. he has to exhibit d character of a lion in terms of taking direct & decisive actions and the cunning of a fox which he seems to lack in abundance! once again no offense meant to his person!

@ mama gee

at ur quote
*This animal is a skunk!

He mercilessly beats up his wife and then he comes out with some flimsy excuses with no accurate info.

What kind of daft, flawless leaders rule Nigeria?*


u re an unredeemable jack ass! its the same daft,flawless leader that rule nigeria, that suspended him, then dethroned him, banished him from his area of influence and are probably going to prosecute him too, u alien!

@shagamite

Shadrack77 assessment of the issue going by his response to the Deji's story is unbias.

Does that makes a slowpoke! u re begining*with strong Obasanjo yoruba intonation* to behave like the Deji himself!

@shadrack77

that was ma take too.

Am one of those that fervently believe that there are better ways of dealing with one"s woman (be it a wife or just ordinary    girl friend) assaulting her is not one of them except as an act of self defense  . therefore the act by the Deji should not be condoned. The woman too should not be spared.

Now, on the other hand, one would one would want to think,what could have made the Deji, an oba for that matter, descended so low? hmm! i hold that a good and virtuous woman would or should always at all times bring out the best in man. Going by that, the woman is a "terrible" woman! and a bad influence on the Oba!


long time ago when i was a kid, i learnt early when there is an altercation between a woman and the man, and the woman is  terribly wrong in the  matter that resulted to the altercation, and the man as a result raise his hand against her,the man automatically becomes the wrong party, this used to piss me off! and it still does as far as this Deji's case is concerned.Nobody seems to be looking at what the woman might have done to draw such violent reaction from the Oba, hence you see the women folks rising in support of their kind not minding to ask her "ore what did u to him? u cheated? slept with his friends or defrauded using his name as a bait ? but nobody gives a damn! The Oba has many wives, i know an oba is entitle to an household of wives, how come he just woked up one day and my office as an oba be damned, and assaulted her?

If am to adjudicate in the matter i would not spared one party and leave the matter!

my take.

yeah i remember a babe tellin me tht once, her name was something S, lady! i shouted her down and asked for a re-match hmmhu a re-match and by d time i finished with her , brosieee,she was all but singing in tongue in her native dialect praising ma jonny!

@ SA lady!

heell its ya again! i can still remember ur emission inside ma convertible damn girl i thought it was d sound of ma car having a flat tire! after i droped ya i had to place an order for a new sit to replace d one u sat on. ur fart smells like "MAGIC SHAVING POWER!

@ibkaye

una meeeehn that na delicious (suya) barbecue be tht oo.

@ madlady

madlady! madlady!! madlady!!! how many times did i call ur name?
how dare u try despoil 190 with that salacious cake?

@ 190
na to day dem born u? : u nefa efun grow teeth u don sabi to dey press key board? omo se o! hope say u no give mumsy trobo o b"cos d other time mama gee bein talk say ur head na d exact copy of arsenal's sol campbell own, did she said tht? i dey come make i ask her! erm meanwhile  happy birth day Jor!

@ Oyinda & FL gator

I tasted ur egusi lump soup yesterday. oo gosh!! guess what?, i was virtually farting through out. no be say d fart even scent well self like george amano"s perfume, umbano . damn it was scenting like "magic shaving powder! ur egusi soup is dangerous!

bros u dey miss oo

mouth-watering!

i put it to u that none of u here knows how to cook egusi soup like d old women in ma village were i come from. how i miss d kirisimese of those days in d village goin from one mama's house to another egusi soup on oyinbo steel pot no dey sweet oo. chai !! i can still feel d residue of the taste in ma mouth after so many yrs!how many of ya av tasted egusi soup with its accompanied lumps from a clay pot? hu la la! damn. try it n thou shall speak in tongue ,not of angles but of the sweetness of egusilumpiology!

@ poster

but benin city na ancient city now! check d roof of the houses u go see koroko zinc wey we dey call "panu" wey don see ancient days, d colour self no dey for colour books