Benekruku:


Cant imagine teleporting there with a crate of chilled Goldberg, Knife, Pepper sauce, plate and tissue.

pdppower:
May something like this never happen in Nigeria, otherwise half of the population will go with it

NwaAmaikpe:



She obviously doesn't want to go to school....
If not she won't be selling groundnuts.


I will not patronize such a girl; she is like the biblical servant who buried his talents.

1).How can a man have a hoe and use his fingers to till the soil?

2).How can a woman have bedsheet and use cocoyam leaves to cover her baby?

3). How will a drummer abandon his drum and drum with his stomach?

4).How can a man use his finger and 'chook' in semen to impregnate a woman when he has a preek?

This is a case of misappropriation of assets.

Opistorincos:


Change is constant, a prostitute today can be somebody great and influential tomorrow, you don't know the conditions surrounding her choices of being a prostitute.

pocohantas:
I suggest the next generation of men come with detachable pricks.
Just collect your husband's own whenever he is going out
...but knowing how men can cooperate on matters like this, they'll still bypass this measure.

I foresee conversations like "wrist.bangle, you dey use your prick today? Abeg, guy I need am...my mumu wife carry my own travel to her movie location and that my chick dey come"...

Aunty Ronke, sorry o. They both share in the blame, couples should maintain a balance between work and family. None should suffer for the other. Infidelity doesn't solve this poor work-life balance either, it only complicates it.

donnaD:

It's only a fool that will say there is no God. Am so sorry for ur existence. U think u created ur slf??even when u were water and blood,God knew u and put u there.Are u the one that created the air u breath??or can science tell me how water came to be inside coconut??all these are made of God.

dust144:
Yes I have eaten my father 20k in union bank Abuja, he punch and waited but the cash and card didn't come out and went in to complain while I wait but the cash showed up and the atm, no vex I gave the man his card n the cash was story for the gods.

Next2Bezee:
The girl seems cheap and ungrateful...and that's after cheating on her man too.

Hope she leaves his place so he can find someone much better.

VargasVee:
Justifying your question morally, it is wrong but then, You saw a future with him to cohabitate with him all these years, and to say he's been footing every of your bills surely says you mean a lot to him.

Forget what anyone tells you about the assurance that a person would definitely get married to you, it's all lies. You can only hope things work out both in your favour.

Ellegacy:
Gave my self sleepless night. Trolled her and finally had to give myself the trouble of blocking her only to unblock her and beg.

Woly:
This woman don grow pass this thing way this man carry am dey do for social network... How Would her son feel if he sees it, it will sure buttress what the dad has been telling him of mama being an olosho..... Yeye dey smell. I wonder why some women subject themselve to such act.

cummando:
"We have scientific measures", I love that. But science is for the whites. I prefer ibile (local) measures. What's the point of capturing all these ritualists and yahoo pastors if we can't harness the power they use. As in automatic thunder firing on any body wey post " e post Ku post".


On a serious note nice one though,but I believe our freedom of speech will be seriously tampered with

Lexusgs430:
The person used her money to sow numerous seeds. How is that RCCG's fault ?

The pesin don kuku commit suicide ............. CASE CLOSED ...............

AnonyNymous:
Stop this clickbait nonsense, its really irritating. Is Nairaland a blog? Or a FORUM? Is the main aim of Nairaland just traffic, or do they care about interactive discussion?? They just reminded Nigerians the new process they've set to enter their country through France (which means, its not something that just happened) instead of issuing visa directly and you guys are here with your sensational headline. Its annoying, really. I saw this sh*t on Naij.com yesterday thanks to UC browser but I wasn't surprised because that's the trash I'm used to from them. But Nairaland, c'mon, you can do better than this.

hakeem4:
That's how I was in church and the pastor said the lord said there's someone wearing black suit sitting in the congregation. When I looked around we were about 3 wearing black suit. Then he said that the one with multi coloured tie ( me ) should deep my hand inside my right hand pocket and donate what's in my pocket. When I brought out my car key, one mind was saying donate it the other one said keep it back inside my pocket. That was when my babe sitting beside me said "common baby donate your car" . Mumu me too went to donate my car. As I was walking back to my seat, the same spirit that spoke to the pastor for me to donate my car also spoke to me. The spirit just said " hakeem4 better run home and take the spare key and take your car away"

That's how I was saved oo

StephDamielola:
Mtcheeeew!



Fvcking Gaybriel.


There are alot of gays in Abuja..



I am glad this fool met his Waterloo.



There is one of them that I wish would be caught soon. The guy is a cab man, he only picks up females and wears a red shirt.


This Dude masturbates while driving.


Someone should pick up that idiot t.

He took me to minister's Hill and I saw him stroking his Dick. I was like "What the fvck" ? gave him a big slap and the idiot was pleading and blaming the devil. The second occasion I never knew he was the one, we were close to Gana Street when he pulled out his Dick, I just reminded him of the previous incident and this fool was begging and blaming the devil again. He swore that he will change and turn a new leaf, but it is rumoured that he is still indulging in such useless act.

NwaAmaikpe:


There's really nothing greater than a mother's love.
It's hard letting go, but you can sacrifice anything for your blood. The woman should be commended for being so sacrificial.

She had a good thing and she loved her daughter so much that she gave the good thing to her daughter to have a feel of it.

That's true love!!!

The daughter is a very greedy self-centered ingrate.

Well, she's just a kid and kids don't love to share their toys even when they know the toy won't be taken away.

To me, there's no biggie here, its just the same as a mom giving her daughter her used cloth and occasionally making use of it.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Let's settle this matter this way.

If both footballers were traders selling clothes by displaying them.

Which one will sell first.


Answer: Ronaldo.

Reasons: He raised the jersey well for prospective haters buyers to see.

It is a long sleeve, Who doesn't want Longer sleeves
Only dwarf can buy from messi



Last Fact: Someone said Lionel Messi can tie his boot while standing straight

VargasVee:
Nigerian wolverine

odgolz:
this is the kinda power social media has given to users.... can that guy tell Atiku that shii to his face

escodotman:
This Lauretta woman talks too much. Thank God for change, no one would have ever known you or how rude and fOOlish you are by insulting people greater than you would ever be, just because you always want to justify your pay to the cabal. Anyway.. Alisson's name should enter the Guiness Book Of Records.

alexistaiwo:
Reminds me of when my family banned me from appearing at the ancestral home for knacking three of our family arch-enemy daughters.


I was later pardoned after I proved that I did it to assert our family superiority

Jazmiynne:


The man messed up. I repeat, the man completely messed up! In more ways than one.

The worst of his messed up errors was financing the girl and watching her change levels without improving himself.
Water will always seek it's level.

If a man is with a woman who's set on her game (regardless of who's financing that game), he had better get his act together and polish his game. Very simple. He doesn't have to be exactly at her pace, but at whatever level he's playing, he has to be ontop of his game. #enoughSaid
Y'all should free the babe biko

If he didn't finance her now, and the story was that she no longer loves the man, 99% of you would advice her not to marry out of pity o. Now because money is involved una de talk another thing.

Any man (or woman) who decides to finance their partner to success should do it because they want to, and not as an investment for marriage. Love, mutual trust, respect and loyalty are far weightier investments for marriage


Having said that, I think the babe is simply looking for an excuse. If not, what stops her from brushing up the man to her taste?
She no love am anyday that's just the simple truth. He was a means to an end, and she believes the end has been fulfilled.
The guy should pick himself, learn lessons and move on.

masks:
Are you serious right now? or are you blinded by your judgement on azadus to see that he did something very right? nairaland sha! I doubt if you've ever done something positive in your life or even heard of. thumbs up azadus

Nesso:

So u hv never been in a situation where the two guys in ur life have diff things u desire in a man?

crazysaint:




Burutai, is clueless as a rotten vegetable in london. Am still wonderng who appoint such a coward being as chief of army staff.

Someone who remove his camouflage and hide and disguise as a mere driver during armrobber attacked, is that one worth calling chief of army staff?[i][/i]

Tell that demented fellow in london to tender his resignation letter before this week runs out, we nigerians won't take it anymore, we have excercise patient long enough.

Gaggi:


Even Nigeria is fighting a cabal. What most men all over the world want is a woman who values her marriage, will support us, will be willing to fight to keep her home. We don't want women who are willing to jump out of the ship at the slightest case of turbulence.
Even the American women whom our ladies look up to are being 'rejected' by their own men. Men need loyalist and not liabilities. I will only support divorce when violence is involved, not because a man is not a stud or has gone broke or was peeping or sniffing another woman's bum...

ifyalways:

AJ baby, how body?

I go one party like dat last month for Idumuje Ugboko, and I was swept off my feet, Nyash and head. una people Sabi chop life abeg. I thought I was young and funky until I saw women older than my mom rocking and living it up. Next life, I'm marrying a Delta-Igbo man Kai Kai I never still understand the Isoko-Urhobo-Itsekiri-Okpe axis. Those ones no pure, I get them plenty for my family

Nne which vacation spot would you recommend? And biko factor in that $1 = 360 Buhari's naira. Happy new week