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Romance / Re: Model Says "I Need A Partner", Flaunts Massive Ass by Kaykay999(m): 5:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Tufiakwa

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Romance / Re: Thread For Guys With Big Backside (pictures) by Kaykay999(m): 5:17pm On Mar 31, 2020
Those niggas gossip like mad
Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Kaykay999(m): 5:03pm On Mar 31, 2020
Erediauwa:
Did you come to work or you are there to report your brother and "Cosine" sister to your mom?


Why don't you face what brought you there?


Akpan, becareful, nah Express you dey go.

He should face front lmao grin
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Kaykay999(m): 10:11am On Mar 31, 2020
The way una Dey take advice person here with abusive words as if una dey fight.Nawa ooo
Abeg if u wan advice a brother do it properly not insulting.And worst part be say those ones wey de insult get serious girlfriend wey de deal with them lol lmao

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Romance / Re: Should I Quit? (Screenshot) by Kaykay999(m): 12:59pm On Mar 28, 2020
Arrogantbro:
I'll be very explicit.
Before I traveled out of the country, my girlfriend and I had been in good terms. The love spirit flows but suddenly she started acting weird since I traveled out of the country.

She goes offline for days without trying to put a call across or even picking my calls.

Last night, we spoke normal on WhatsApp and I requested a picture of her but she declined and gave flimsy excuses. I was already upset then she texted "I love you" then deleted it almost immediately. I asked her why she did that, her response was that I don't need it.

I am so fed up. Should I call it a quit? I need your candid advice on this

Don’t give up yet
Just lock up
And act like you don’t care.
Try to roll with other girls and snap pictures with them.
Post it online,
Maybe she thinks you can’t do without her.

Girls Sabi misbehave ehh!!
Later she go cry come n tell u say nah mood swings or blame it on her monthly period.
Heartbreak kills more people than corona virus
I’m a victim ..... sobbing!..... embarassed embarassed

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Romance / Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Kaykay999(m): 6:04pm On Mar 25, 2020
zexy2030:
two girls vomited wall gecko after deliverance, guys be careful, no wonder they love BJ, given to them from the marine kingdom. Any marine girl loves sex uncontrollably.
Guy nah fake prophets be that
They pay runs girls to act marine spirits for them.
Let me burst your head
If u like shout up and down a confirm mariner no go fall anointing.
If u still continue praying with your hands placed on his/her head omo dem go seduce you instantly.
Powerful pastors receive power from them.
That’s why that pastor okechukwu at ur backyard suddenly get power of healing and vision lmao
Then go river niger at 12midnight to get power !!!

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Masturbate Ever Again: By Victor Pride by Kaykay999(m): 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2020
If you need semen
Just mix egg and honey instantly

Op semen don finish grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Masturbate Ever Again: By Victor Pride by Kaykay999(m): 1:57pm On Mar 25, 2020
KingGBsky:
What do Isaac Newton, Nikola Tesla, and William Shakespeare have in common?

They are all great geniuses of the world. People admire them, emulate them, and even worship them.

They produced such tremendous work that they changed the world for centuries. They were men who had incredible vitality and life-force.

Because they had such incredible life-force and vitality, they were prolific geniuses of their field. Newton of physics. Shakespeare of literature. Tesla of invention.

These great men possessed such tremendous energy and endurance that the entire world admires them even hundreds of years after their deaths.

But how did they become so great? Was it their genetics or is there another reason why these men were able to create such prolific works of genius?

How about you? Are you full of vitality and creative energy?

Probably not. But I'll bet you are curious why you never seem to have the mental energy to create all the great work you envision.

If you are lacking in creative energy, vitality, and radiant life force it is because of one reason, a reason which I have discovered after nearly wasting my entire life.

I have discovered the source of the greatest energy and creativity this world has ever known.

This great energy is natural and abundant. It does not come in a pill, a cup, or a shot. You cannot buy it at a spa, a resort, or a doctor's office.

It is entirely free and there is actually nothing you must do to obtain this tremendous energy. It is entirely natural in you in abundance.

The great energy and power of the ancient masters is in your own hands and I will show you how to harness this incredible energy to use for yourself.

Before I give you the terrific cure for malaise, laziness, and stupidity I must first give you the terrible secret of the destroyer of man.

The #1 health destroyer of men is called…

Masturbation.

Masturbation is the thief that robs your vitality, creativity, and life energy.

That is the bad news but there is good news.

This is the good news…

When you quit masturbating you will abundantly increase your health, wealth, and energy.

You will go from low energy to high energy. From weak to strong. From stupid to intelligent. From degenerate to upright. From sickly to vibrant.

Why stop masturbating?

I can tell you 10,000 reasons to stop masturbating and they will all be powerful.

But I want to first show you one reason which highlights why you really must quit the bad habit of masturbation.

This reason may sound silly, but new information always sounds silly.

After you hear this reason and read the accompanying information, you will understand how important it is to never masturbate, ever again.

You will understand that this reason has nothing to do with religion or morals and everything to do with science.

You will understand that this reason is the reason you are not all you could and should be. You will understand why Tesla, Shakespeare and Newton all had tremendous vital and creative energy. You will understand fully why you must never masturbate.

Here is this reason…

SEMEN IS LIFE-ENERGY.
Every time you expel semen your life-force says “bye bye.”

When you waste your semen you are literally wasting your life-force.

The more semen you spill, the more of your most precious and vital bodily fluid you spill.

Let me ask you, how is a child created? Through the semen of the father and the egg of the mother. The semen literally creates a new life in this world.

The semen is so vital, so precious, so intricate that it creates a new life.

Yet so many men are bamboozled by the modern industries of the world and they waste this precious bodily fluid right down the toilet, as if it were a waste product!

So what's the problem?

The problem is that this vital force takes tremendous energy to produce. Each time this force is expelled you are expelling your own vital energy.

Energy does not come from nowhere. When a child is created, it is created through the vital energy of the mother and the father.

Each drop of semen contains your vital energy because it is meant to create a new life. Remember, energy cannot come from nothing. The energy of the child was once the energy of the mother and father.

It is this energy that you must use if you wish to increase your health and increase your creative energy.

Semen is the literal creative energy in man. Without it, there is no great creator and no great creation.

This is why when a man creates his great work it is called his seminal work.

Without retention of your semen you will create no great work and live no great life.

Not only will you have no creative energy, but if you waste your semen you will not have radiant health.

Grandma and grandpa were right when they told you all of those tall tales about how bad masturbation is. As bad as grandma and grandpa said it is, it is worse.

Why is it worse?

Because in our technologically hip world masturbation is pervasive and these so-called doctors and mental health professionals will actually tell you it is healthy.

It isn't! But not for the reasons you think…

Masturbation is not a sin against God or an act of immorality. No, it is worse. It is an act of pure self-abuse that we actually believe is pleasure.

Masturbation is but a moment of pleasure that causes a lifetime of pure pain. Masturbating causes you to live in hell on earth, but you never know the reason why.

You think you are low energy, weak, and stupid because it's this disease or that syndrome or this food or that food.

Nope.

The real reason you are a sick weakling is because you drain your literal life force. Each act of masturbation kills you slowly (and terribly).

I am not here to scare you about damnation and hellfire.

You aren't going to masturbate and then go to hell when you die.

Masturbaters, or “wankers”, are already living in hell. Depravity is the abyss.

I'd like to show you a way out of the darkness and into the light.

Rather than focus on the negative effects of masturbation (which are legion) I'd like to show you the great person you can be when you slay the dragon and learn to let your life-force build.

The secret of male success is to quit the masturbation habit forever. There are many incredible things that happen to your body and mind when you do quit.

Your self-esteem and self-confidence will rise dramatically. When you masturbate your self-esteem vanishes. It is not because you are doing a shameful act, it is because the act is draining your sense of self. Actually, it is draining your real self.

The semen is the life, literally. The semen creates a brand new life out of you. Your sons and daughters are you, they come from your semen. It takes a lot of yourself to make another life and when you drain this, you drain your sense of self. You must left yourself build by never letting your semen go to waste.

Here is a terrific list of the things that will happen when you give up masturbation.

Courage/Fearlessness – Fear reduces a lot. It’ll become hard for you to be scared, even of dangerous things. In a dangerous situation, you’ll be aware of the risk but you will also be able to deal with it carefully instead of panicking and worsening the situation. You will start to feel what real masculinity is like.

Better Eyes – Eyesight improves considerably with the practice. And it’s not just the sight that improves but also the endurance of the eyes. You can then spend hours in front of your computer without your vision getting fuzzy and/or your eyes getting tired. In ancient times they used to say that “masturbation causes blindness”. It’s an exaggeration but there is a connection between the two. The floaters around the eyes also reduce or disappear completely.

Blissfulness/Contentment – You will start to feel bliss, which will cause dispassion and distaste for sensual pleasures. Sometimes the bliss is so great that you lose interest in everything around you. To increase this bliss it’s best to practice self-inquiry (hold the I thought-feeling) as taught by Ramana Maharshi. The bliss is similar to the pleasure you get from sexual activity but more refined (subtler). It’s better because it’s continuous, and has an invigorating effect on the body.

Better Memory – You will find it easier to remember things and you will also remember memories which you had long forgotten. Never mind old memories, you will also start to remember dreams which you had a long time ago. The mind will become much sharper.

Better Immunity – The energy reserves of your body are much higher now so the body will find it easier to deal with illnesses. It may happen that illnesses actually increase in the beginning with the practice, probably because of the body healing itself from ailments, but all will be better in time.

Lack of worry – Your worries reduce greatly. You will actually start to find it difficult to worry because you feel perfect or close to perfect. This will give you a sense of security enabling you to deal with difficult situations without worrying.

Intuition/Spontaneous Understanding – The mind becomes incredibly sharp and able to grasp things easily. You’ll start to understand things intuitively without thinking about them. The answers will come to you naturally on their own.

Suppleness – The body will become more supple and flexible. Notice how flexible young children are? They haven’t wasted their vital force as much as adults and so their bodies are strong and supple.

Calmness – An indescribable inner calm develops. You will develop the virtue of patience quite naturally.

Confidence – You’ll develop vigor and confidence. Shyness leaves you and you feel comfortable with yourself. The increased confidence can easily make one conceited so be careful.

Lack of Anger/Irritability – The greater the bliss, the greater the inner peace. The blissful feeling makes it nearly impossible to get angry. Suddenly everything’s fine. Nothing bothers you anymore.

Friend, I can go on and on about the benefits of giving up masturbation forever.

Your mood will improve, your anxiety will improve, you will eliminate mental problems like excessive worry (you will stop being a nervous wreck), you will be able to control emotions, your skin complexion will improve, you will become more attractive, your body will become leaner, you will develop good self-discipline, you will be able to overcome any addictions, your depression will disappear, your masculinity, virility and vitality will return, you will develop strong moral character, you will be complete instead of being lost, you will kill Mr. Hyde and always be Dr. Jekyll (the good guy), you will become radiant, you will develop a strong aura, you will develop animal magnetism, you will become happy, healthy, and free like a child, you will become calmer and more patient, you will become cleaner and more organized, your willpower will increase, and you will possess the ability to make more money.

If that is not enough for you, know that killing the bad habit of masturbation is one of the core tenets of all religions the world has ever known.

Here are is a quote from the Hindu religious text Bhagavad Gita which clearly states that this vital energy semen should not be wasted (Veerya = semen and Prana = life-force):

https://boldanddetermined.com/quit-masturbating/

Rubbish write up

Op are you rich now ??
See Wentin person cool down compose Lmao
It’s better you fap then fucking different women with bad spirits and so on
Romance / Re: While The World Is At Lockdown,see what is Trending [Adult pictures] by Kaykay999(m): 9:46am On Mar 25, 2020
scoundrel:

Stop narrating what you see in porn. We all know you enjoy watching six packed men grunting on top each other.

Damn !!
Babe easy nah lmao
“Grunting” stuff cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: While The World Is At Lockdown,see what is Trending [Adult pictures] by Kaykay999(m): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Wait!!!

U mean dat lady na man?? How man lap go loose like dat naa

Yeah
He get dick !! Lol
Romance / Re: While The World Is At Lockdown,see what is Trending [Adult pictures] by Kaykay999(m): 10:14am On Mar 24, 2020
Hmmm
I’m not gonna criticize this young man
Let him go for transgender
The guy dikwa charming oo
Many rich homo men go dey hit him up right now lol

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Romance / Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Kaykay999(m): 10:08am On Mar 24, 2020
Omo this world is full of mysteries.

Nah to settle the spirit wife or husband
My friend always settle his spirit wife every month at the river and she listens to him.
Material things,wealth,progress in any field and protection etc all these she will give to you,if only you will be loyal and avoid girls,sex

Sometimes some native doctors will break the bond with your spirit wife or husband but is very dangerous !! Don’t do it.
Settlement/peace talk will make them give you way to enjoy life
They will cease fire and understand that you need to enjoy life.Then no wahala for ur relationship
Steady sex lol
Girls will fall for you like mad !!!
Romance / Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Breaking Her Heart? My Story by Kaykay999(m): 8:59pm On Mar 23, 2020
sammklef225:
You have to be real with her... I've been in ur shoes b4... Try to avoid being romantic with her first and then change ur motive about her and take her like ur blood sister...
Remember to avoid any romantic contact with her if you don't wanna hurt her!

Omg
Too much sense !!!!!!!! Ehmmm

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Romance / Re: When Did You Discover That Your Relationship With Her/him Was Over? by Kaykay999(m): 8:55pm On Mar 23, 2020
Less communication
Crime / Re: Man Punches Taxi Driver To Death In Owerri (Pictures) by Kaykay999(m): 5:19pm On Mar 01, 2020
Anger” does not solve anything! IT BUILDS NOTHING BUT DESTROYS EVERYTHING.When you let anger get the best of you,it brings out the worst in you.
People or someone may have hurt you,but indeed,revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
slow to wrath(anger)
Deal with your anger
Crime / Re: Man Punches Taxi Driver To Death In Owerri (Pictures) by Kaykay999(m): 5:18pm On Mar 01, 2020
Cavallari:
I'm sure he would be regretting his actions.
He will go and cool off in prison now!

Which prison angry
U no say nah naija we dey
Police need money too then go die the matter
But God go still punish the man
Romance / Re: I Got This Mail From A Lady Here Please Guys Help Her by Kaykay999(m): 10:20am On Feb 28, 2020
captianfreeman:
Lord of the Ring. undecided

smiley grin grin grin
Lmao �
Lord of the Ring
Romance / Re: Where Did I Go Wrong by Kaykay999(m): 10:10am On Feb 28, 2020
Johness:
Hi everyone, My name's John.

I've been on incognito mode for months now but i just decided to register today so i could pour out my mind here.

I'm still a young chap of 20, since i left school to play football things has really been tough for me, the pressure from loved ones is really too much for me; not that i can't play but the connection is not there, no one to help.

Every morning when i wake up, the zeal to train is no longer there. It's just as if I've lost hope after 4 years of leaving my confort zone.

Last month i decided to start a street hustle but that one also is another frustration. Things are not just working, at age 20 I've really suffered.

The passion for football is still there but no encouragement. I just feel regret written all over me. It's 3:29am and i can't sleep, thinking hard about my life.

Who did i really offend, where did i go wrong, so many questions running through my mind. I'm just tired of this life, if not for hell fire i would have done the unthinkable.

No one in my family to talk to, everyday i smile but deep down inside of me I'm really hurting. I just came to nairaland to pour out my emotions maybe i will feel a little confort. Thank you for your time reading.


Buy phone and laptop start yahoo
Romance / Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by Kaykay999(m): 12:09am On Feb 28, 2020
NiklauseFred:
No wonder most of the girls I met online always ask me if am gay.
Damn!!

And most people hardly believe that you're single cry

Lmao

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Romance / Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by Kaykay999(m): 12:08am On Feb 28, 2020
Amanda4life:


Opposite opposite

Just send me pm
Kaiiii
Romance / Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by Kaykay999(m): 4:09pm On Feb 27, 2020
Chaiiii
Now I know what’s happening to me

Nah God create me like that

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Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Ladies Wired To Act Hungrily? by Kaykay999(m): 12:31pm On Feb 27, 2020
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Romance / Re: My Story by Kaykay999(m): 12:17pm On Feb 27, 2020
Occupy your mind with the word of God
Maybe you’re jobless if yes try to get a job especially the type you will be running around for customers not office work ooo AC generation lol �
Delete all porn videos and pictures
Don’t subscribe your phone always,just play more games with it.
Find a sharp Bleep mate only one not two
Hang out always
Shower with cold water


Loneliness will trigger all these things
Lastly report yourself to your fiance
If she truly loves you,she will help build and control your dark side.
Everyone got their dark side too even your fiancé
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Someone You Love Ghosts You And Then Resurfaces? by Kaykay999(m): 11:46am On Feb 27, 2020
Ghosting mode means your partner is passing through hard times or depressed and when you don’t care to call or check up on him/her or something must be wrong.
An open conversation face to face can resolve that,try to call and check up on your partner.
Text message and call especially text message is very important and he won’t ignore it.
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by Kaykay999(m): 5:28pm On Feb 02, 2020
That book nah long story
Is for American women not our naija girls �
You should know the difference between automatic(whites) and manual (naija)
Programming / Bitcoin Site by Kaykay999(m): 8:58am On Jan 13, 2020
Any programmer around nnewi,that can teach me how to create bitcoin site
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by Kaykay999(m): 1:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
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