Mia Khalifa forks black cock

I will pay any amount based on family background
Incase my wife Bleep up,I will bring her back and take back my money

Your brothers and father should be under one or two list you just mentioned

Viper girl lmao
Shift joor !!!

osesology:
Fellow Nairalanders, l want to first of all use this opportunity to thank God for saving my life from this dreaded virus called covid 19.

I'm from Edo state. I was one of the 20 people that were discharged on the 13th of this month.
My purpose of writing this piece is to enlighten the people, especially the unbelievers on this forum that this virus is real. It is not a propaganda. Yes, l do not argue the fact that Govt has a way of taking advantage of situations like this, but when you are knowledgable, there is an extent at which you can be fooled.

This desease does not have the power that we are attributing to it. It took me just 7 days to recover because my case was detected early. The reason why people are still dying from this virus is due to ignorance and scepticisms. And when they eventually fall sick, it becomes too late

The day l received the call that my result came back positive, the health officials told me to take my time to get ready, and, even though they had my home address, told me to let them know where it will be convenient for me to wait for them to come pick me up. I'm saying this for those who keep say how come they don't see videos of patients on t.v. This was done so people don't stigmatize people close to me. Trust me, Nigerians are very good (or should l say bad) at that. Infact, the day after l was checked in the facility, one driver that works at my office who lives on the same street with my sister, went to that street to announce to anyone who cares to listen that her brother has tested positive to corona virus. Immediately, they started to stigmatize my sister, her husband and their three children. And these are people that l have had no contact with for weeks.

So, my main reason for writing this is for people to stop being ignorant. Get tested immediately you start to feel unwell. Early detection is the key to fighting this thing. When you are been screened, answer all the questions truthfully, don't hold any information back because it is due to the information you give that determines if you are eligible for testing or not. It is better you get tested and it comes out positive and receive treatment immediately than lie about your health, go home and die in ignorance.

Covid 19 is Real! Thanks.

Lies !!!!!
Lies!!!!!!


Abeg any cold beer here

Hello guys
I just met with a girl in my hood,every nigga imma hood ve passed around with the girl but she don’t get intimate with none of dem e.g no hug,no touch,no sex,no kiss
So I met her recently thru a friend,we exchanged contacts and she’s calling and sending text with “my love” she acts childish I’m not surprise
She started reducing her calls and kinda withdrawing her attention
I’m afraid she will runaway


I don’t want to be like other niggas
I want to score that goal pls
Help ! Please

Browneccesity:

Hi nairalanders,

Misconceptions about the right time for marriage has been around for ages, get clarity from this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fidy24WGt1A

Rubbish

badaru911:
The fat girl, well, Let me keep my mouth shut for now... Nothing to say.

Shhhhh

Be careful bro
No one can tell if she’s actually possessed or something,just play her ghostmode

Ghost her and make her tired of the relationship.
Stop having sex with her
It will hard shaa but try

joek:
Another one; we lost if the Christian sisters in my fellowship in the village many years ago. One of her brothers said he believed it was not God's will that she should die prematurely. We were then encouraged to go to the burial ground in the night secretly(because it was Anglican cemetery) to pray and bring her back to life. We got there around 12 am. We digged out the corpse and opened the coffin. We couldn't turn on our Torchlight because we didn't want the security to know we were there. We prayed, spoke in tongues and one of the brothers lay on the corpse to command life into it but it was all futile. After all the prayers, we now agreed that it was the will of God to take her away. After many months, I would still perceive the embalment perfume from the corpse. I would pray that God should take away the unusual smell and finally He did it. I can never believe I participated in this scary activity.

I comot cap for una

starbuck:






My dreads has always been there if i don't comb my hair, i don't maintain it though because i do braid most times then cut atimes too..

About the ogbanje stuff, i don't want to accept it though like my father always tell me ' onye kwe, chi ya ekwe'.. Besides, i hate any form of water bodies even to drink water dey hard me too, it drains my energy whenever i get close to it..... I react to seafood too...

Yeah your father is right
But his not saying that to stop you from settling your ndi otu.
You’re powerful just drop your bible one side and know who you’re first.
Remember give to Caesar what belongs to him and to God what belongs to him
Maybe she was trying to break that bond with your ndi otu by cutting of your locks,they will still come back for you because you’re one of them and when they do it will be hot for you.

Mordson:


How do one get in touch with their mariners? Someone once told me that I belong to ndị mmiri, and that I should get in touch with them or get to know them, though I was incredulous about all he said.

Go to your village and ask your elders,they will assist you.

starbuck:




Let me just summarize than going to details..

* I was born in the 11th month of pregnancy after so many spiritual battles mom fought, on the day of my birth, no contraction besides CS wasn't rampant then.. I came out not breathing with chord tightly around my whole body ( a virtual mark of it is on my 2 thighs) a sabbatical nurse did whatever she did and revived me..

* I came out dreaded, not the usual ones that takes months to form.. Since then, my mom always takes me to the sabbatical church for God's knows what, my brother attested to it.. On the day my dread was to cut off, a sacrifice was performed near a river without other things done my brother couldn't remember because he was a kid, after that, my dread was cut off and everything was restored to normal... Along the line, mom left the church and went back to our usual place of worship.. ( Whatever happened, i believed she has her reasons for going to that extent to keep me alive)

* At 3 or 4 year old, a snake (Python) came to our village house and crept into where i was sleeping and laid under the pillow, it was unusual as i was told, it was my grandma that pleaded to it and it left..


* I saw my 1st ghost around 6 or 7 year old..

* I had my 1st premonition on 20th Nov, 2016, I saw the death of my aunt, the circumstances around it that led to her death. I still blame myself for her death because i could have done something but i was selfish by praying over the death of my son that i dreamt that exact afternoon, the very next day, she died exactly the way i told my mom the dream.. Before her burial, she appeared to me and was crying ( 2nd time of seeing a ghost)


*Mind you, non of my siblings took me serious except a priest i usually confide in *


* 2018 February, I had my 2nd premonition, the death of my mom ( I was showed she won't survive 2018).. This time around, i didn't inform, only told my brother whom waved it aside... March, she took ill, i tried letting everyone including my mom the magnitude about what's about happening but everyone waved it aside till it became worse.. October 2018 hit us hard


That same October, as i was bringing her corpse back, we had a terrible accident that claimed the life of 2, i came out from the ambulance unscratched.. Rumours had it that my mom wants me to come with her since i was so attached to her and her favourite.. But i doubt it, i believe that accident was meant for me but the spirit of my mom intervened on my behalf..
On the day of her burial, after the burial, unusual our dogs started barking towards her grave, i came out from my room, went to the verandah to know the reason but i knew something was fishy, looking down the verandah near the grave, behold i saw a figure that looks like my mom, immediately i rushed down to know whom it was, i didn't see anybody again.. (Mind you, I will do anything to see my mom again).. Everyone was tired because of the burial, reason why they didn't know what happened, i called my immediate family in the morning and they confirmed that they also heard the dogs barking but they were weak.
It was after this incidents that my siblings and dad knew that i am not ordinary..


* 2019, I had my 1st attack ( i will never join the bandwagons that call it sleep paralysis).. It was in the afternoon and i was alone at home, when it happened, i was in a trance and everything was just happening..

Just know that if i am emotionally connected to someone, i can see when something tragic is about happening to the person or anyone close to the person. I recently got to know that when one wrongs me, in one way or the other, the person tends to experience hurt more than i was hurt (Reason why i usually pray against any negativity every day from anyone, and i usually pray i send positivity to anyone that comes my way)...

* I think i have said enough about me and as usual, i have embraced whom i am...


*NB : My siblings are landers and will definitely see this

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Ekuke

Purebreed pit bull is not in Nigeria.
Only USA

Lol person don cash out like this chaiiii
Buy Lexus/Benz
Rent house
Go club
Bleep girls
Smoke
Money don finish

Just ignore her
Delete her from your life
You can still find fresh babes

Yanmiriflathead:
If You're looking for a sex partner to fuvk and dump then ibo is perfect. but if you're looking for a real wife material to marry i'll suggest u try out the beautiful, Endowned chicks in akwa ibom

Dickhead
Akwa ibom girls fine but they don’t last in relationship

Will you marry her ??
Our queens are sweet,sexy,most beautiful,endowed
With the right killer figure (,caring,invest in you,woman with vision,peace of mind.
Cook 100%
Sex 100%
She will give you long life and take good care of your kids.
Igbo kwanu!!!!!!!!!!

Other tribes just dey learn work

I didn’t roll with girls then
Imagine the kind threat I will be to them because I’m very handsome but shy.
But always watch them bathing in the evening lol
Broke alot of rules and was de boarded,indefinite suspension.
I just cheated on myself las las

Try to control your sexual urge.

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The ashawo no know say jazz get level

She fit sleep with some men wey go collect her own.

Maybe she wants to push you out of her life by telling you to come and see her parents,

Bro just forget her
Some Ex boyfriends use to be wicked and cunning trust me they won’t last long.

Don’t ever beg her. No try am oo
Avoid girls with Ex boyfriends

Just get busy with your life.

Nairaland Town crier

babseg:


So you don't expect your dog to poo?

I do

But doing it on the road is bad

younghartz:
I have a particular dog that don't pee and poo in the compound
She prefer to do her thing outside (morning and evening) less stress for me tho

You’re lucky

lightofjoy:
Hello house, am beginning to see tick on my dog and also seeing them patching to the house walls though outside. Please what can I use as a matter of urgency to treat the dog and also use for the walls.
Thanks

Everything dey market just buy the one with faster results

babseg:


I don't have a dog but when I was in England I used to see dogs pooing in the park but their owner always scoop the poop and disposed it appropriately.

But that’s not good
Bad habit

Someone told me that female dogs poo alot

Ishilove:

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Please guys my dog normally poo on the road while taking her out for a little walk (Caucasian female)
The embarrassment is too much
Please any idea to stop that bad habit

After poo poo she will still smell the shit lol