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chuksville:
Must you fight him inside gutter.
Madness everywhere!

must he even fight him at all?

Kamarudeen Ogundele, Ado Ekiti

The Speaker of the Ekiti State House of Assembly, Kola Oluwawole, has been impeached.

He was impeached this morning in a move spearheaded by the three All Progressives Congress’ lawmakers in connivance with some aggrieved Peoples Democratic Party members of the House.

Details later…

Sacked DG arrested

Ogenyi Onazi has been dropped as Assitant Captain of the Super Eagles, ahead of the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

This might not be unconnected with his squabble with the team leader, John Obi Mikel.

Daily Sun reports that all is still not well in the Super Eagles’ camp, ahead of the World Cup.

According to the report, Onazi, who plies his trade with Trabzonspor of Turkey, would no longer serve as assistant captain.

The national team manager, Gernot Rohr is not disposed to the appointment of a vice-captain, saying the idea was counterproductive to his plans ahead of the Mundial.

“Rohr has resolved to cancel the position of assistant captain in the Super Eagles as it is believed to be one of the issues militating against the team.

“Mikel remains is the captain and have been told to hand over the captain’s band to the most senior player on the pitch whenever he is being substituted.

“By this pronouncement, Onazi ceased to be Super Eagles’ vice-captain from now on,” a source was quoted as saying.



Recall that there was tension in Nigeria’s camp ahead of the 2018 World Cup over a rumoured stand-off between Mikel and Onazi.

Onazi has already denied that his relationship with the Tianjin TEDA midfielder is strained.

I think Tobi is taking advantage of the show in the right direction.
that'"s the winning spirit.

hmm.
this boy girl thing reach watermelon side.
nawa oo

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Many people do not know that farmers differentiate watermelons by gender. For example, ’boys’ are bigger, have an elongated shape, and a watery taste. The ’girls’ have a rounded shape and are very sweet.

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Hmmmm dat means only apc candidates were righteous during d last election.


Dont forget APC lawmakers have also been sacked.

Check this out.

Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>"
shout out to my mum.
Happy Birthday Mum!

All of the above, except 15 and 18.

The head of Burundi’s army said on Thursday that an attempted coup had failed and forces loyal to President Pierre Nkurunziza were in control, a day after another general said he had sacked Nkurunziza for seeking an unconstitutional third term in office.
“The coup attempt failed, loyal forces are still controlling all strategic points,” said Army Chief of Staff, Gen. Prime Niyongabo, in a statement broadcast on state radio.
A Reuters witness reported a journalist at the state broadcaster had said there was still heavy gunfire being heard around the state television and radio station in the capital on Thursday morning. Another Reuters witness said loud blasts were heard in the capital.
The witness said two private radio stations and a television station were attacked by unknown men in police uniforms. The two stations were among those that carried Major Gen. Godefroid Niyombare’s announcement on Wednesday that he had sacked Nkurunziza.
Neither Niyombare nor his spokespeople were immediately available to comment.
With President Nkurunziza having gone to Tanzania to discuss the crisis with East African leaders on Wednesday, the presidency dismissed the declaration by Niyombare, who was fired as Nkurunziza’s intelligence chief in February, saying on Facebook that the coup had been “foiled.”
Late on Wednesday night, Nkurunziza’s whereabouts were unclear.
A Tanzanian official said he had not attended the talks in Dar es Salaam, and had left to return to Burundi. But Niyombare said the capital’s airport and all border crossings were closed.

Former Governor of Kogi state, Prince Audu Abubakar has declared his interest to contest the next governorship election in the state later this year.
DAILY POST reports that Prince Audu who was governor on the platform of the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) from 1999 to 2003 said he will now be contesting the October 2015 election on the platform of All Progressives Congress (APC) .
He said contesting the race is important because his people want him to. His words, ''The voice of men is the voice of God. The people are yearning for me to come back because of my performance between 1999 and 2003. And with PDP in power, a lot of people are wallowing in abject poverty in the midst of plenty.
''As a matter of facts Kogi is my baby and if I turn my back to it, if I do that it will make me an irresponsible father''.
http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/audu-declares-for-kogi-governorship-seat.111691/

The Speaker of the Ogun State House of Assembly, Suraj Adekunbi, has claimed that he was not in any vehicle in his convoy when it drove past an accident scene without offering assistance.
Three people were killed on Saturday at Onipepeye Village along Siun-Owode road, Obafemi-Owode Local Government Area, in the accident that involved two commercial vehicles.
PREMIUM TIMES reported how Mr. Adekunbi’s convoy passed the scene of the accident, while rescue efforts were on by residents of the area, without offering any help. The Speaker was also sighted in one of the vehicles in the convoy by a correspondent and other observers at the scene. The lawmaker, however, claimed he was not in any of the vehicles.
‘I am a Rotarian and I know the importance of rendering assistance,” he said on Sunday. “I was not in the convoy when the accident occurred. My convoy drove past the area, and I was not in the convoy, but in another vehicle with some of my colleagues in the assembly.”
Mr. Adekunbi, however, admitted driving by the accident.
“As at the time I passed through the scene with my colleagues which include Honourable Tola Banjo, the Deputy Speaker, and Honourable Olayiwola Ojodu, we did not observe any accident. I was in Lagos when I heard of the accident,” he said, while explaining that he did not answer calls to his phone on Saturday because he did not know the identity of the caller.
The speaker said he sympathised with the victims of the accident and prayed for the repose of the souls of the departed.

Barely three weeks to the May 29 handover, President-elect Muhammadu Buhari has said that his cabinet would consist of only committed people with experience and proven competence.
He stated that his selection of ministers would enable his government live up to its responsibilities and deliver good governance.
Buhari made this declaration at a meeting with northern leaders in Abuja on Sunday, in which he said he would focus on job creation, education and security.
The President-elect is expected to make his choice of ministeres public, for confirmation by the National Assembly, shortly after taking office on May 29.
Buhari had earlier said no corrupt person would be in his cabinet, with strong indications that technocrats, and not politicians or lobbyists, would drive his administration at the federal executive level.

Etisalat Nigeria has crashed its mobile Internet data plan following the introduction of Etisalat 2GB for N2000 data plan option.
The data plan which is available to all Etisalat customers with no restrictions in terms of its usage would enable users browse longer and better as well as enjoy more value at affordable rates.
According to the director, Consumer Segment, Oluwole Rawa, the data plan is a demonstration of Etisalat’s commitment to provide quality and affordable services to its customers.
He said “At Etisalat, we are always on the lookout for creative and innovative ways to improve our value proposition. With the new modified data plan, our customers can conveniently stay connected with their associates and loved ones without feeling a strain on their pockets.’’
He added that, given Etisalat’s reputation for unrivalled speed and quality, the telecommunications company was confident of providing reliable internet connectivity to current and prospective customers interested in taking advantage of the amazing offering.
The Etisalat 2GB for N2000 plan currently offers a market-leading value for money and a more enhanced internet experience.

She married him today.
At the end of the wedding
party, her mother gave her a newly opened bank
savings passbook, with $1000 deposited in it.
She told her, "My dear daughter, take this passbook.
Keep it as a record of your married life. Whenever
something happy and memorable happens in your
new life, put some money in.
Write down what it's about next to the amount. The
more memorable the event is,the more money you
can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do
the others with your husband.
When you look back after years, you will know how
much happiness you've both shared.' She shared this
with him after getting home. Both of them thought it
was a great idea and couldn't wait to make the next
deposit!
This is what the passbook looked like after a while: - 7
Feb: $100, his first birthday celebration after
marriage
- 1 Mar: $300, she gets a salary raise
- 20 Mar: $200, vacation to dubai
- 15 Apr: $2000, She's pregnant!
- 1 Jun: $1000, He gets the big promotion and so on...
However, as the years went by, they began fighting
and arguing over trivial things. They didn't talk much.
They regretted that they had married the most nasty
person in the world...There was no more love.
One day she talked to her Mother. 'Mom, we can't
stand it anymore. We have decided to divorce. I can't
imagine how I decided to marry this guy!' Her mother
replied, 'Sure, that's no big deal. Just do whatever
you want, if you really can't stand it.
But before that, do one thing. Remember the savings
passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out
all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any
record of such a poor marriage.' She agreed with
her. So she went to the bank, and was waiting in the
queue to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the
passbook record. She looked, and looked, and
looked. Then the memory of all the previous joyful
moments came back to her. Her eyes were filled with
tears.
She left and went home. When she got home, she
handed the passbook to him and asked him to spend
the money before getting divorced. So the next day,
he went to the bank, and was waiting in the queue to
cancel the account. While he was waiting, he took a
look at the passbook record.
He looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory
of all the previous joyful moments came back to him.
His eyes were filled with tears. He left and went
home. He gave the passbook back to her. She found a
new deposit of $5000. And a line next to the record:
'This is the day I realized how much I've loved you
throughout all these years.
How much happiness you've brought me.' They
hugged and cried, putting the passbook back into the
safe. If you like this story then from now on give a
print out of this story to every couple who is getting
married along with a nice notebook to record their
happy times...who know you may just be able to help
them !!
!

U fit still get a pat frm ur teacher
bt no try am wt ur lecturer......na ina be dt

She quit @ Lokoja then re-join @ Auchi.
What happens to the distance between Lokoja and Auchi.
Is it a must they treck?

Pls does the phone support bbm?