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"IM AYO BY NAME IM A 200 LEVEL STUDENT OF UNIVERSITY OF ADO EKITI IM FROM LAGOS AND A XTIAN I NEED A TRUE GUY THAT WILL LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, ANY SERIUOSE GUY SHOULD CALL AND DONT FLASH ME 08064001314."

I had contact with the lady whose details we have above and the experience was so nasty. She happened to be a member of a gang of robbers. Their trick was that when you call her she will ask you to meet her at an hotel, on leaving there the other members of her gang will swoop on you and dispossess you of your personal effects and money. I lost two phones (Nokia 2700 Classic and Sony Ericsson K750i) and N1,600 to them yesterday evening around 8pm around an hotel (Simply Simple Hotel, Ajegunle, Ogun State). They were in the process of taking me to an ATM to withdraw money from my account but I managed to escape from them. I regret to infrom you that the lady (Ayomide Adeoye, could be an alias) is the most ugliest thing I've ever seen, she is not worth it at all coupled with the fact that she is armed robber.

Please be extra careful, this people are mean and heartless!!!!!!!!

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"IM AYO BY NAME IM A 200 LEVEL STUDENT OF UNIVERSITY OF ADO EKITI IM FROM LAGOS AND A XTIAN I NEED A TRUE GUY THAT WILL LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, ANY SERIUOSE GUY SHOULD CALL AND DONT FLASH ME 08064001314."

I had contact with the lady whose details we have above and the experience was so nasty. She happened to be a member of a gang of robbers. Their trick was that when you call her she will ask you to meet her at an hotel, on leaving there the other members of her gang will swoop on you and dispossess you of your personal effects and money. I lost two phones (Nokia 2700 Classic and Sony Ericsson K750i) and N1,600 to them yesterday evening around 8pm around an hotel (Simply Simple Hotel, Ajegunle, Ogun State). They were in the process of taking me to an ATM to withdraw money from my account but I managed to escape from them. I regret to infrom you that the lady (Ayomide Adeoye, could be an alias) is the most ugliest thing I've ever seen, she is not worth it at all coupled with the fact that she is armed robber.

Please be extra careful, this people are mean and heartless!!!!!!!!

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nethacker:
we r many here .abeg let critics say watever dey like Abeg if i c ,i'll love her more.

nethacker, I don't understand people's reasoning atimes. I've been to some white garment church services (Sundays & night vigils) and am yet to see anything bizzare in how they worship. Religion should never be a barrier to loving your partner. Guys, au would you feel if a lady refuse to go out with you cos of your denomination? Food for thought.

Hoh-Dee:
almost evry guy fear gurls goin to white garment church,
i do also, rem i had a relatnship wit 1 wen i was in SS2,
broke up wit me ^{cuz she caught me cheatin wit her BFF}
then she came back wanna start anoda relatnship wit me when we were in SS3
which i refused, bt in ma heart,
i ga so much fear cuz our SSCE Exam was jst 4day to start
guys ,,i even calld ma hommies to pls pray 4 me 2ruout d exam
make i no come out nice(9's) result=Nine F9

_{can neva date white garment gurls in ma life again}

My friend, you got the result of the rubbish you wrote in the exam. Don't tie it to any white garment church lady.

noetic2:
All of these are baseless, uninformed and ignorant misconceptions.

white garment church members are not different from every day christians. most of those criticising them have little or no idea what white garment worship entails.

You have a valid point there.

izeek:
i understand ur fears, but be rest assured the church has never been the problem.
th individual is who you shud watch out for.

Good talk, man.

Omolulu:
big deal, still in love with one, with her prayers, i've surpassed nearly all challenges

Omolulu, we are kinda in same boat. I am in love with one and she has been everly faithful and prayerful.

Pittbaby:
There are people who go to mainstream churches and still go to Baba Alawo with your picture after service to put you in bottle. So the white garment church thing should not be translated to mean they are the only source of fetish gfriends. You should only date someone who has similar a religious background with you, or be prepared to learn about their background

So if you are not a fellow white garment church goer , and you are not ready to explore the practices of her particular parish. Please leave the girl alone, then you will have no course to fear that Emere will come and flog you in your dreams, when you break her heart.

Only in Naija !!!

QED

sonety2k:
Pls whats wrong with a girl going white garment church?

Please ask them for me o.

dantitiki:
Would you like a Toyota Corolla 1996 model?
Has factory A\C, Auto transmission, good engine condition, SONY Xplod sound system etc,

Can post pics for you if you may be interested.

Kind regards.

Dantitiki,
I'm highly interested in what you are offering and would like you to post the pics to my box o_ola at eskadelted dot com and heritageplus2000 at yahoo dot com ASAP. I want us to wrap up this deal before another person beats me to it.
I'm awaiting your response, if possible, before the end of work today. Thank you.
I would have called or mail you but your number and e-mail address is not available on this post.
Thank you.

Hello Rotoye,
I like your car and I'm interested. Cld u tell me the condition of the engine and possibly send me the engine pix? my mail is qhunlay4all at yahoo dot com, or better still put the engine pix on this post.
Cheers

Hi Y'all, please don't get carried away by this useless post. The guy claiming 25years said that it happened to him 25 years ago when he was 6years. Does he even understand the meaning of being disvirgined? Did he release during the act? I believe this is a useless and incredible lie.

Poster, I'll advise you to stop misleading people with this foolish story.

I rest my case

Psoul:
@Poster
Guy why do u want to give urslf a heartbreak. Why do u want to kw all d guys ur babe talk to on phone. My man daz been immatured. Give her all d free hand u think u can. Let her mess up the trust have on her before u can ve a reason to crucify her. U r try to drive her into infidelity by behaving as if u dont trust her. Show her dat u trust her and she may find it very hard to mess up.
This one problem wt many guy, they want to tie down their babes to themselfs and to themslfs alon. It is not the best option.

Maybe dats where I got it all wrong.

badoski101:
Guy,
to be honest wit u,
u r in deep sh*t
u need to wake up to reality
u r not d only guy ur girl frnd has
its sad but its d bitter truth
no matter wat d whole world tells u ,
u wont leave her
it happened 2 me as well
am just recovering 4rm mine
ges u overshowered her wit love
my guy, u r headover heels in love
its sad, for a guy
cos u'll take lots of sh*t, and overlook
many tins,its nt meant 2 be dat way
if u chose 2 stay,be ready 2 take all this sh*t
but bear it in mind,there's serious danger ahead
my advice,spread ur tentacles
dont limit urself 2 one chic
no mata how much u love/she loves u

I don't wont to totally agree with you, cos things happen in different ways

190:
why i lik dis thread is
cos d poster kips replyin 2 al msgs
sort of this is the best thread i hav read dis mont
so u mean afta 4yrs ur babe still givs u headache
dis 1 na wahala o
wetin babes com want
dem de mak me fear dem o
hmm,
wahala!

She no dey give me headache per se, maybe na me dey in luv so much dat the fear of losing her is making me doubt her sincerity.

michelin89:
@ topic

Your girlfriend is very insecure. She feels having a lot of admirers makes her a better person. Very immature.

I want to trust her and believe in our love for each other.

oluwafemi113:
4 years sound nice
but you still need to pray if you truly love her
so ever other man we just leave her for you

I'll surely pray for the relationship to succeed.

mmababy:
poster be matured,if she loves you and you loves her over look the calls and get on with her

mmababy, u have a very good point there. Thank you.

To all that have responded to this clarion call, I am saying a big THANK YOU. You are all appreciated.

Isu ata:
stand yur ground with her by tellin wat yu dnt like[/b]

Exactly what I did and it has been yielding positive results.

Thank you everybody for saving my relationship, God bless you all

Dvampire:
my brother, if u can, stop the relationship with her. this might raise hell and dust in all its fury from her, but in the long run, u'll see that u did the right thing. i was once in that situation. the girl claimed she had nothing with these guys until i was almost assaulted by one of the guys. good girls are everywhere. all it would take is a little extra effort from u to make it worth while.

It wld be kinda difficult for me to stop d relationship with her.

meexteriox:
She does not deserve you one bit. A girl that loves you and for who you are would never
indulge in such things. Listen, this girl will inflict a major havoc on you sooner or later,
if you continue with her or allow her space for such frivolity, believe me.

What I want to know is how to curb such frivolity.

erady:
I don't think u really no ur girlfriend cos if u do u will no her likes and her dislikes, when she's saying yes and no, And most especially her friends. Since u guys have dated for 4yrs, U re suppose 2 be her best friend to no her other friends.

Maybe I shd tell her to introduce her friends to me, whether male or female.

olulu:
@poster
so i thot too

Olulu, thank you.

I salute all the people who have contributed to this post so far, most of the replies have been helpful and encouraging.

deoye05:
when love handles a man, he will be protective of everything. i feel your pain bro.
well you cant stop a girl from doing what she want to do. the only thing is that you can only suspect.
put in more action in your speech and your conversion
i think thats the best for now.

Deoye05, you got my drift so right. I'll trust her and handle the relationship with an open mind.

BlueDiva:
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Tell her to stop or hit the freeway.
A man has to be a man.
Most Nigerian men are weak.

House, does this amount to weakness?

crazykid:
Kayraph. You should know that evil communication corrupts good manners. So when a girl is surrounded by negative people, it won't take long before she starts to display their characteristics. Think about that.

Thank you, crazykid.

pop247:
if u believe she loves u dearly, then what u need is to trust her. if u trust her, whether she is with u or not, u will be rest assured. always tell her to be mindful of the kind of friends she make coz they say tell me ur friend, i will tell u who u are. pls dont be phobic about losing her coz it will make u to be doubtful of her xter. she is still urs. gudluck dud

I guess u are right about that, I need to trust her. It's just that ever since I've listened to her conversation with another guy on the phone I've not been myself.

ariblaze:
you want in your face truth?

well you will need to answer some questions first

how old are you? I'm 30 years old

how old is the girl? She's 25 years old

what do you both do? I'm an Accountant and she is a student

how long have you being dating? About 4 years

do you consider her ways too flashy? She is a well-mannered girl, not flashy. Contented with moderate things.

answer the questions honestly and we may correctly deduce your situation.

Let me have your feedback.

van der jo link=topic=246240.msg3583567#msg3583567 date=1236857266:

@POSTER,

If a woman loves you truely "she will never consider other people".do not be deceived.

You have a point.

olulu:
if she is yours, she would be back
cos don't be deceived,
i can bet u , she is already seein sumone else

She's is still with me. I don't agree that she's seeing sumone else.

Ujujoan:
So you cant marry her if she dosent finish her education?? By the way, whose idea is it to wait? Yours or hers?

We agreed to wait so that she could get a good job after her education in order to support the cashflow.

OnyinyeGod:
@ Poster

What i am telling u here is out of experience. I have encountered this problem with my guy before. My uncle was so anxious about two of us and this caused the enemity between me and my uncle till now. her sister hate me to the core. My family members hated him. but we loved each other very much. One day the only person i relied as in my best gf betrayed me, my man was drunk and the girl gave him her self and they made love, and after that the girl was pregnant. she was our messenger. I am not telling you all to broacast it or what. i face my God and put all trust in him and Jesus fight my battle. today i am a winner. The guy is mine. My advise to u is to put ur trust in the God Almight. Cast ur relationship to him, let him be the chairman in ur relationship. make him the head and the love of ur relationship.

Ur happiness is my concern.

4rm Onyinyechi

I'm ready to give it all it takes to sustain our relationship. God willing

crazykid:
My dear that girls doesn't love you, let her go. Believe me, I've experienced something similar to that before. She isn't willing to tie down her life to someone yet; she still wants to enjoy her youthful life.

I believe that she loves me dearly, what I'm afraid of is bad influence from people around her since I'm not always with her.

y me:
of course @poster that is what you need to do.
good luck on your relationship and pray it leads to a blissful and successful marraige

Y me

Thanks a lot. God bless you.

Ujujoan:
@ poster why do you want to tie her to yourslef, are you going to marry her?

Ujujoan,
Take this scenario. Dating her for almost 4 years, waiting for her to finish her education and settle down with her. If it was you, would you leave your guy for someone else? Maybe I didn't understand the phrase "tie her to yourself".

I really appreciate the replies so far. It shows dat people on this forum want relationships to be strong and lasting. Do I talk to my babe and make her re-affirm her love for me? I hail you all.

OnyinyeGod,
I love her a lot and I don't want anything or anybody to come between us. We have been through a lot together. I believe she loves me too what I'm scared of is her friend who is so exposed to the world and could give her wrong orientation. There was a time when the friend asked her why I was the only guy she has been going out with all this while (and to think of it that I got to know her through the friend, she made me promise her not to hurt the feelings of my babe)
Thanks for ur reply.
Ciao

My babe is fond of receiving calls from guys and whenever I ask her who the person is to her she'll say he is one of her admirers and that there is nothing between them. On one occasion when she was with me, her intimate friend called her on the phone and asked her to speak with a guy (she wants to arrange my girl for the guy). I took her up on it and she said she has not even seen d guy. But d guy still call her and I'm not confortable with it.
House, please advise me. Am I too jealous or being over-protective or what? I want to trust her but how do I know what she discuss with the guy in my absence. We have been dating for about 4 years now.
Please this is a no-holds-barred scenario, u can give me any kind of advice, opinion or idea on how I could handle the situation without making her feel somehow.
Thank you.

Tegese:
people should be careful and think twice b4 taking the do-or-die measures to get to europe. here you can see a photo of a nigerian stranded and frustrated in bamako, mali on the "road to europe".
from sources, this young man has just been paid a wage of a free dish of malian delicacies after massive axing of fire-wood for a local restaurant in bamako

Tegese, stop lying. U did not even know d road to Sokoto talk less of Mali. Is dat not ur N20 change I dey see for that picture or dem give u d money with d free food. Stop looking for cheap publicity.

Bandiejay, thank God for ur life o.

"Seek ye first the kingdom of God and its righteousness and all other things shall be added unto it". There is a saying that heavens help those who help themselves. For you to be certain about the success of this programme, you must have your O'level results (at least 5 credits including English Language and Mathemathics, the rest depends on your preferred course). Let me emphatically say again that I'm not requesting for any money from you. To prove me, let someone give it a trial, afterall nothing ventured, nothing gained.

skolars:
Its not true

What is not true? The statistics or what is being offered. The best approach to knowing a scammer is when he starts asking for money for service not yet rendered. For your information, I am an Accountant working with the leading noodles manufacturing company in Nigeria and Africa (I believe you know the organisation). My concern is the stiff competition being faced by indigent prospective candidates who have the desire to gain admission but lacked the ability to do so. I'm offering this assistance without any pecuniary motive, I have my integrity to protect, I rest my case.

Investigations have revealed that the yearly quota of admission is not enough to accommodate the number of prospective students. For example, the average yearly admission quota for all universities is put at 55,000 slots and the average number of candidates that write UME every year is over 1 million, this gives a possibility of just 0.05% eventually gaining admmission.

Now considering the above, it comes down to a game of survival of the fittest. From the probable successful students, a great number would come from connections 'power that be'. Invariably, the candidates that would be admitted on merit would be minimal.

Presently, we have three (3) groups of higher institution, the University, the Polytechnic and the College of Education.

I am not a scammer and only want to lend a helping hand to prospectives students that is finding it difficult to gain admissions due to the stiff competition.

If you are desirous in gaining admission into any higher institution in the South West (Lagos, Oyo, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Kwara, Ekiti, Kogi States) and also Borno State. Kindly contact me on 01-4336468 or qhunlay4all@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you for taking your time to read this piece. God bless you and I wish you best of luck.

Little Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that they gave him an oral exam to make up for the test he missed. The principal agreed so they called Little Johnny into the office and explained to him what they were going to do.

First the teacher asked, "Johnny, what does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?"
Little Johnny replied, "Legs."

Next the teacher asked, "Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I don't have in my pants?"
Little Johnny replied, "Pockets."

Finally the teacher asked, "Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?"
Little Johnny replied. "Rome."

The teacher turned to the principal and asked,
"What do you think, should we pass him?"

The principal replied, "Better not ask me, I got the first two wrong."

Top Signs You Have A Drinking Problem

1 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
3 Job interfering with your drinking.
4 Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5 Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
6 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
9 Two hands and just one mouth, - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
10 "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
11 When you can focus better with one eye closed
12 The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
13 Every woman you see has an exact twin.
14 You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.
15 If you keep asking your wife "where are the kids?", but you don't really have a wife and you're talking to the refridgerator.
16 You fall off the floor.
17 You discover in the morning liquid cleaning supplies have disappeared.
18 Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
19 Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed, replaced it with "Red Dog."
20 Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
21 Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
22 The glass keeps missing your mouth.
23 Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
24 When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
25 Vampires get woozy after biting you.
26 The only drinking problem is not having a drink right now.
27 At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is, uh, "
28 Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
29 When vomiting becomes a relief.
30 Having a hard time staying on the side walk - left, right, stumble, fall
31 You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom.
32 Barney, that dinosaur is damned funny!
33 You think, Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
34 Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more attractive.
35 Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.
36 Waking up with a traffic cone between your legs.
37 No ocifer, I'm not drunk, you're just sober,
38 Problem? I Drink, I get Drunk, I Fall down, No Problem
39 If on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
40 Take me drunk, I'm home!
41 The bottle's empty, that's the problem!
42 Find yourself as the captain for the Exxon Valdez.
43 You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
44 Roseanne looks good.
45 Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of bottle.
46 You drink to get over a hangover.
47 That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
48 You are the proud owner of a porcelain bus driver's liscense.
49 The Whisky Ain't Working Anymore.
50 Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
51 You have a reserved parking space at the A&P.
52 I'm as jober as a sudge!
53 You consider yourself a workaholic, becuase every time you go to work, you want to have a beer!
54 I slept with that damned pink elephant again.
55 Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.
56 Newt Gingrich, he's soooo sexy.
57 You find yourself in a room on a train arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing you remember is being in a bar in NYC!
58 Your name is Ted Kennedy.
59 You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of July party in Waikiki.
60 Red dog upside down looks like batman eating a catwoman.
61 You've fallen and you can't/(don't want to) get up.
62 You don't drink. (That's a problem!)
63 When hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle.
64 BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
65 Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join AA.
66 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.
67 Do you take this woman,
68 You wake up too groggy to come up with anything funny for this damn list.
69 You realize you have shaved your head except for a little rat tail hanging from the top and you're pestering people to buy incense & crap.
70 Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie, and Jose.
71 Double vision so much the norm, you can't function w/o it.
72 You listen to the radio and start dancing to hootie and the blowfish.
73 Because you're not as think you are drunk I am,
74 salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates - yes, alcohol is the fifth food group.
75 Your favorite drink is ethanol.
76 Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?!
77 You can't remember what your family looks like, or if you have a family.
78 You wake up surrounded by 50 dented cases of SPAM.
79 You like SPAM.
80 You get defensive when someone asks if you have drinking problem.
81 Haven't stopped drinking since Carter got elected.
82 I don't have a drinking prob, pleb, prub, hic Pash me another, tarbender.
83 You spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
84 The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and there are rows of light fixtures.
85 When you feel drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
86 When you feel that beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
87 When you read about the evils of drinking, and give up reading.
88 When you feel reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Or what do you think?

Rasputinn baba,

How can I miss out on this roll call? (God Forbid).

My humble self was born on the 18th and would like my birthday mates 2 reach me on heritageplus2000 at yahoo dot com for chatting and mails.

Thanks for this wonderful thread

Happy new year in advance.

Barakah,
1989 Model Toyota Corolla? Hmm, old enough but kindly post d pix here. Maybe we cld get it for sum1.
Thanks

Hello Hydra,
I'm interested. Pls what is d maximum period of the finance facility repayment and interest.
Kindly get in touch soonest, e-mail is heritageplus2000@yahoo.com, the number is 01-4336468
Thanks