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JONNYSPUTE:
Hmmm. I once dated a lady who always insisted that we have to pray before strafing.The first time she did it,I no mind but later on,I couldn't take it anymore.

strafe (strafes, present participle strafing; past and past participle strafed)

(transitive) To attack (ground targets) with automatic gunfire from a low-flying aircraft.
(intransitive) to sidestep; to move sideways without turning. A core mechanic of most first-person shooters.


You need prayer to win at battle field Sire

pocohantas:
The earlier you guys understand that not so many undergraduate girls are very pro-marriage, the better for you. Once you spot that one who is very much interested in the fast life, pull the plug immediately.

Her parents told you both to come to the VILLAGE? You think if her parents had enough to be giving her, she would bother herself with you?

It is painful my dear, but your wife is in her hoe-phase. Some skip that phase, some spend few years in it, some stay a decade there- even do spillover.

You need to have some self-respect. A grown ass man following two fcking undergraduates to hear their conversation?

You guys don't hear word. You remind me of my colleague and that tin-tomatoes-headed girl he was pursuing. One small 200l girl. The way the girl did his heart ehn, she passed it through shredder.

Go find one afternoon newspaper that has her life figured out. Someone that will bring in tangible and intangible resources to the relationship. That way when she wants to throw it all away, she would think of how it would hit her own balance sheet.

Oya come.. Come, come come, I want to give you something

May God make my gold show anyway.

Either he make me gold to be dug or provide gold for me to dig. I so desire gold oh Lord!

Hotzone:
Poor parental care is the major cause of moral degradation in our society

Parents don't have time to care for their children anymore. It's now rat race for survival.

If he's truly into you, you wouldn't have to force it. You may not understand how he loves, maybe he really do.

My advice to you is to get better as a lady. Get better at what you love and you know he like as well. Carry him along and let him be involved in your growth process.

Give him reason to be proud of you and flaunt you anywhere.

Look, he has grown steps higher, you need to complement his new status to flow along.

If he's not interested in your improvement, I'll advice you move on.

Well, it depends on their understanding of what poverty mean

helinues:
Ugly/inferior people spent most of their days watching mirror

Not urgly, only inferior feels urgly

This story is incomplete. Where's that monster called father right now?

Confused girl. The fame is beyond her brain

successmatters:
Moral of the story, never lose your job.

OMG! They're everywhere

CrimeKsmart:
Is there any free thing in this world? Her body will pay for the expenses of the dinner and shopping.

Not necessarily her body. If truly she is 'BOLANLE', the deed is done.

Baby fathers

Bro wake up. This isn't 19th century.....

You can do it.

Someone rightly advised you to start a private lesson...

Give yourself a nice brand and look for those who can pay you well (make flyers, get recommendations, targeted Facebook ads...)

Get digital skill that'll help boost your potential

Reach out to businesses around you, many needs help but don't always put vacancies out

Just get out of your comfort zone, its not easy but please don't make it worse. ..

That's enough reason to disqualify him

Radarada

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The United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) and the Tony Elumelu Foundation (TEF) have launched a youth entrepreneurship programme for the Sahel region of Africa. The TEF-UNDP Sahel Youth Entrepreneurship programme will train, mentor and financially support 100,000 young entrepreneurs in Africa in 10 years . The goal is to contribute to the overall target to generate at least 10million new jobs and $10 billion in new annual revenues across Africa.
The TEF-UNDP Sahel Youth Entrepreneurship Programme is a partnership between the United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) and the Tony Elumelu Foundation (TEF) to empower 100,000 additional entrepreneurs over 10 years from seven Sahel African countries: Northern Nigeria, Niger, Chad, Cameroun, Mauritania, Mali and Burkina Faso.The partnership will target young Africans in under-served communities.
The goal is to create 10million new jobs and contribute at least $10billion to the African economy.
The Programme leverages the tried and validated approach to philanthropy on the continent pioneered by the Tony Eluemlu Foundation. It prioritises and positions entrepreneurship as the key enabler to catalyse the economic development of the African continent.
What will African entrepreneurs gain from the Programme ?
African entrepreneurs will gain non-refundable seed capital, access to a 12-week business training and mentoring. They will also receive visibility and numerous business networking opportunities.
What are the criteria for applying ?
- You must be an African entrepreneur residing in any of the listed countries : *Northern Nigeria, Niger, Chad, Cameroun, Mauritania, Mali and Burkina Faso*
- Your business must not be more than 3years in existence. Potential businesses at the idea stage are encouraged.
The deadline for the 2019 applications is August 5, 2019.
- Following the end of the application window, an initial longlist of 5,500 applicants will be selected to undergo the 12-week business training.
- After the training, the final shortlist of 2,000 applicants will be announced to join the previous 2019 TEF cohort.


The applications will be run on TEFConnect, the largest digital networking platform for African entrepreneurs.

Interested entrepreneurs can apply on www.tefconnect.com or visit the nearest UBA branch in any of the listed countries.

Visit TEF website : www.tonyelumelufoundation.orgor social media pages. You may also visit TEFConnect on www.tefconnect.com
For application guide and assistance, see signature

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Major inbox now will be like
Send #20M or I blow my own trumpet.

The easiest way is to always deceive innocent readers.... Just like this one

Little shameless effort, huge pathetic results

GOFRONT:

Satan sef wan follow blame pst Fatoyinbo....Wonder shall never end..


It is like a pot trying to call a kettle black....

Well, sex is sweet, but
Sex is sweet but kILL faster than Otapiapia!!

Have you tried the later before?

Every fire accidents she attends must be properly investigated

wink2015:
TONY ELUMELU SHOULD CONSIDER RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF DELTA STATE.

HE HAS THE EXPOSURE TO TAKE THE CABAL CONTROLLED STATE TO A NEW LEVEL.

To me, his vission is beyond that.

This is why a lot Nigerian youth will spend their lask kobo to get out of the country, into countries that pays based on skills and ability.

How about MaryK and foundation shop?

Lagos to get special IGR office for traffic offenders

More than 32people in a house and none detect something was wrong. There's more to it!

thesicilian:
Can't they just go somewhere else?

Where would you suggest? Bishop's court or aviation?

lonelydora:
Some can even accuse you of rape once you ask for their number.

Say What!