₦airaland Forum

TUNEX89:
are you serious ? Mine is still showing one out of nine o ! What is wrong ?

Very serious.

Let me be the first to inform you that our other results are released. Check your portal to see yours.

akinjis:
Please is the post graduate studies form out?

It's always out.

jkels:
Please I am new here. I want to register for m.sc. information technology. Please is it late now. urgent reply please I beg the house.

Not too late if you can cope. Test is ongoing now. You can still meet up depending on you

Op, there are also those that pray you forget your change. I can't forget the day I forgot #900 balance with one not too long ago. It was a bad day because I only had #200 left with me aside the 1k I gave him.

No evil or problem will befall a Muslim except that Allah uses it to erase some of his sins even if it is thorn that shook. - Prophet Muhammed. This is my best quote for attitude towards problem.

"Do not wait until there is need to call Allah before you will invoke Him".
The prophet (saw) said, "whoever wished that Allah answers him at the time of distress should invoke Allah at the time ease".
There are essentially 2 types of prayer that I know; 1. The sustenance prayer which we do everyday for protection, sound health etc. This is done by virtually everybody.
2. The Buffer prayer. It is a prayer set aside for an unknown time. This is done against the future occurrence - which we might not know when the need will be.
How best should we prepare for an inevitable guest? By preparing everyday. How best should we prepare for a calamity, problem, condition, circumstances that is not devoid of anyone - the learned and the unlearned, scholars and the morons, the single and the married? It is by invoking to Allah when it's yet to come.
Setting a prayer aside now against it doesn't mean we are expecting it. It simply means we are aware of its inevitability and we are realistic to ourselves. A time will come that you will need a good partner to live the rest of your life with, a time will come that a huge financial responsibility will be before you, a time will come that you will need a job or promotion, a time will come that you or your spouse will be in labour room and many more prayer needy situations. Who do you call upon then? Why not start depositing against that day now? Again, the noblest Prophet (saw) said, " he who wants Allah to answer him at the time of distress should call upon him at the time of ease"
Sodaka Rosoolul Kareem.

Salam alaikum Wa rahmatullah.

KazRem Friday Sermon

Tundenoni:
hello Sir.
please can u explain what is meant by 1st,2nd,3rd and 4th TMAs? me just dey do all the TMAs wey I see for portal ni o...

bros abeg clear me.

While you were doing the tma, did you not see it written on top of each of them. Moreso, did you not choose which tma number (1,2,3,4) you want to do?

brito:
List everywhere , teach me something new. Make up sex my ass, don't come close if I'm still angry.

Ha ha ha ha

I hate reading this kain news.

aminusabaru:
i need ur urgent help,i registered a course 2day,but how can i type its tma cos i saw the place is somehow.you cant click on it and the issue of exam registration i saw it closed!

Chill. It will be resolved soon.

I wonder how they cope too. I have a colleague who hasn't seen her hubby for almost 3 months now

gabialonso:
Pls help....my TMAs hv already been loaded...hw can I view them and submit? Abeg I need una help, I am new here. Thanks

Click on pending tma. After submitting, click in home, then completed tma

Beamborla:
Today is my 26th birthday. Mixed feelings +

Happy birthday and many happy returns. May good things start to manifest in your life and bad things cease to exist in your life.

Jarus:
1 plot of land for 2.5m. Exclusive of agency and agreement which we have not finalized but may be up to 300k.

I shared it into two half-plots with my brother. So I'm doing this on half-plot.

That said, a plot generally sells for between 4-6m in this area. I got mine that cheap because of my familiarity with the elders of the community having lived around the place for 6 years now as a tenant. I play football with their children and all that, so i've become more or less indigene (omo Onile myself). I got it directly from Baale (head of community).

I have paid 250k to omo Onile so far.

May Allah complete it for you. Is it oke ira nla, kekere, langbasa or Ado. I come from ado but have brothers, sisters and friends in oke ira nla and langbasa

missjenna:
He looks like Yaradua just before he died

Wish for your neighbor what you wish yourself.
Continue wishing him death while he soars.

How old is she now? I hope she is married.

mirexxx:
The 7 behaviors most likely to cause suspicion in marriages and relationships


1. Having one, or even a few, very, very close
friends of the opposite sex.

2. Keeping passwords to social media, email,
computer log-ins, etc. a secret from your
spouse.

3. Shutting down browsers quickly when someone
enters the room.

4. Refusing to have sex on a consistent basis.

5. Maintaining multiple email addresses for no
explainable reason.

6. Withdrawing or transferring unexplained amounts
from your bank account.

7. Insisting on maintaining separate bank accounts
to which you and your spouse do not have equal
access.

mirexxx, how did you know? Do you cheat?

Emmybreezy:
Can I still apply is the form available please I need respond asap...

Yes, yes yes

adioolayi:
APC dead on nairaland? I laugh in Spanish...lemme prove you wrong sharply..Lol

My people, as usual click like for people's general #GMB and if you are for JEG click share

Ha ha ha, laughing in Spanish too when I see the massive difference between the likes and shares. People Deceiving People (PDP).

DorcasShalom:
plz i need ur help, just got d noun pin in bank and av been trying to register, it brought a place for me to write username and password, plz wot is. my username, is it d pin i got. plz am a new aspirant

Go to http://application.noun.edu.ng/ Provide your pin, password.

Meanwhile is there any business education 100 level second semester here? Please pm me if there is.

For those having tma issues, this is the reply I got from NOUN when I sent a complaint mail.

Hi, We are still uploading some tma,keep
checking your portal for update. Please always
include your matric number on your mail.
Thanks.

So chill and keep checking your portal.

prettyblaqy:
Mr kazrem, good day! Happy val in arrears & happy new week too. abeg i need past questions on these courses if there is anyone in d house thats willing email me on chukwugeraldine4@gmail.com or geraldine.chukwu@yahoo.com thnks
EDA811 concepts & theories of educational adminisration & planning
EDA821 HUMAM RESOURCES MANAGEMENT IN EDUACTION
EDA831PROJECT MANAGEMENT IN EDUCATION
EDA833 MONITORING/EVALUATION IN EDUCATION IN EDUCATION MANAGEMENT
EDU821 STATISTICAL METHODS
EDU823 RESEARCH METHODS IN EDUCATION
GST807 THE GOOD STUDY GUIDE(MASTERS)

I think a guy has addressed this. Read a page backward to see

thinkdip and diddydiva. That's the trend here. Any small mistake, abuse is heavily hurled at you. You can see that maestroferddi saying I am a secondary school drop out because of the mistake caused by Auto correct. Instead of rightly correcting the person, they rain abusive word on you.

Bog12:
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Really Bad? Am not a Politician but I was just evaluating GEJ so far in the office, yes he is corrupt! whenever the body is rotten the head is bad so he is corrupt so do all other past Leaders but.....

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC
allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you
say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet
you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet
you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and
you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector
which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing
and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people
being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not
performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad. Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

1. He signed the FOI bill yet some heavily armed men bumped into a printing house last week and destroyed the about to be launched book on reasons why GEJ shouldn't be voted. FOI my foot.
2. He approved 18k minimum wage but universities students and poly students spend more than a year at home because of strike.
3. 25,000km ? What a lie. Lagos to London is about 5000km. So if GEJ had constructed 25000km it means he has constructed 5 times the distance from Lagos to London. Lagos Ibadan expressway is a proof.
5. Free and fair election indeed. Ekiti election is not too far to be forgotten and the evidence that it was rigged is abound.
12. Employed more youths or sent more to unforgotten dilemma unexpectedly? I believe you are not in Nigeria when the NIS scam test was conducted.

I can go on to rubbish the non sense you posted but don't have that time.

[quote author=njeph post=30719586][/quote]Auto correct fault.

maestroferddi:
Look at your life!

Probably secondary school drop out trying to correct a PHD holder!

You have made less than ten sentences on this thread and yet your blunders are strewn all over the place.

Which one is "must everyone does the same thing..."
Who taught secondary school English?

The correct sentence should be: "must everyone DO the same thing..."

Stop embarrassing yourself, abeg.

Thank you teacha! Auto correct fault. Go to the nearest police station to report.