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kosplateau:
The first statement was for him. Answer urs.

What an intending PhD student mean you meant? I mean to have Doctorate degree. Who is an intending PhD student to you?

dickoflife:
so you have an M.sc?

Not yet

kosplateau:
Both are the same thing. Does that Kazrem know who an intending PhD student is?

Bro I know very well and in fact I do tell people that mine Dr is PhD or Doctorate but didn't want to "expose" his (the original quoter) ignorance but here I am I now look like the ignorant.

Teephar:
please when is a new session starting and how do I apply ... I checked d website didn't. see anything

We are currently in a new session. You can still meet up. A friend is just about to purchase the form too. Unless you want to stay till January. How to apply: Go to any Zenith, eco or fcmb bank with 5k. Get the undergraduate pin and go online (nou.edu.ng) to fill it.

dickoflife:
are you a ph.d holder or doctorate?

An intending PhD holder.

Ha

The girl self wowo

midolian:
[img]http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/thumbnail.php?file=Images1/Is_Anything_Wrong_With_The_Dress_427772817.jpg&size=article_large[/img]

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Pastor Dee Franklin from St. Stephen Baptist Church in Houston posted this photo on her Facebook page of a woman that came to her church dressed like that. Was it okay for the pastor to post this tho?

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/429311-unbelievable-is-anything-wrong-with-the-dress-this-lady-wore-to-church.html

1) Is Anything Wrong with the dress this lady wore to church?

2) Is it okay for the pastor to post this kind of thing?

Happy Sunday To My Christian friends

1. Many things wrong self.
2. Very wrong. He is a leader and a leader should not do such

A Wake Up Message To The Newly Matriculated Students.

This article was actually ignited by the perceived ecstasy of some of the newly matriculated students yesterday. Before you "dance" away your future in NOUN, please read this with maximum attention possible and pass it on to generation next.

I am aware you are delighted realizing one of your apex dreams in life - studying your preferred course. Ivan also aware you are exited moving one step closer to becoming what you wish to become professionally. And I am fully aware you are eased from the rigorous experience of writing JAMB and the disappointment that comes with not passing post utme. All these and more are enough reasons to be delighted, excited and bottomless happy. But before you are over joyous, like the mystical Baboon who was told he would become human in the famous folktales, I want you to always remember this wake up message.

1. Not all that matriculated are convocated. Baring death, sickness and any other circumstances beyond our control, not all of you that were matriculated would do convocation in 3 or 4 years time. It is not curse but reality of Life. Some will drop as a result of consistent poor result, some due to finances, some because of the "stress" of NOUN. The point is just that not all that did matriculation will do convocation. Even though matriculation is worth enjoying, convocation is more important. So be more convocation focus and less matriculation joyous.

2. Make Hay While The Sun Shine. I learnt this lesson almost the hard way during my NCE days. I "played" away my 100 level when my mates were worked hard and calculating their GP ahead. It took me extra effort and extra sleepiness nights to graduate with credit (equivalent to 2.1) and it was painful because the difference between my GP and distinction (First class) GP was just too small but as they say nearly does not kill a bird. So my fellow nounites , make hay while the sun shine.


3. It is not as rosy as thought. This is one of the misconceptions outsiders and new students have about NOUN. "Since it is no-jamb required school it will be easy", most people think. It is not as easy as you thought. If it were, NOUN would have churned out tens if not hundreds of First Classers instead of just the two she has (I stand to be corrected on this). So it isn't easy. You gat to work really really hard to have A.

Finally, o ye newly matriculated students, NOUN has presented a massive opportunity to become more and become better but the choice to make the best of it or otherwise is solely yours.
Meet me at the top.

Dr Kazeem Abolore. S (KazRem)
Academic Excellence Coach.

adex15:
Plz enof of d trash..its nt compulsory u must comment on my post..If u nid d offer go it and stop behaving as knower of All..Prof indeed..Abeg park well jooorr..

Eyaah sorry no vex. Thank you.

[quote author=adex15 post=37480836][/quote]I didn't say you can't introduce joke. You didn't introduce joke where I quoted you.

adex15:
I was coming 4rm ejigbo on sat go du smtn sha..I dey insyd marwa @ dah tym, na hin I kon see Vacancy 4 al Science tishas @ Dickson intl schs buh iono anytn abt d sch just passin by nani..Wen u get 2 powerline bus stop @ ejigbo, its treckable 2 d sch lyk 7mins sha..buh no b big sch lyk dat ooo..Dere is no harm in tryin..Al da best

Bro/Sis. I am sorry and I do not mean to show off nor to embarrass you. This is a teaching forum and I think we should be formal except in few cases. Aside that, you are also a teacher. I guess you understand my point. Thanks.

Is the op a moderator?
This topic too suppose to make FP.

Kire? Op which one is yours here?

Omotayor123:
What is climax

Climax is that point when a guy (or a lady) has the utmost enjoyment and ecstasy of s*x. He or she feels like being in cloud seven. It is a land of no return. Understood? Next!

icebebe:
Pls is d exam timetable out,n wen is exam starting?

Time table is not out. It is result of last semester that is out. Pop exam will most likely starts September ending and e-exam starts afterwards.

hiswords7:
Pls.....who is offering GST 201? Please let's talk as the TMA seems absolutely not in the manual. Please help if u have done your TMA

I have done the tma 1-3 of that course using the course material.

Pimiento:
Please help! are we to go to our study centre to check our results, or it will be available on our portal? I have checked my portal and didn't see any result oo. It's my first exam (Ent and Biz Mgt 200 lvl)

No, you will sew it in your portal. Be calm. Meanwhile pm me I have something to ask you as regard your department.

These recent crashes is getting too much. Aviation ministry, what is happening?

jcmaiah:
Please what will it cost a new student to complete two semesters at NOUN.
Secondly, do they go for NYSC.
Finally is that certificate going to get someone a job? I graduated 7years ago with HND and I swear the market isn't too favorable in terms of the pay. I dont want anybody close to me graduating with that. But I make sure they get an ND at least before going for a direct entry which makes them available for ND or HND/Deg jobs.
jboixxx. lacostar100. Kazrem. lakeB

Certificate only irrespective of the class doesn't get one job. Getting job is a function of many things among which are your certificate, information you have access to, network among others. But my advice is this: since you have HND try to do a professional course in your area of discipline, network with people and LET THEM KNOW YOUR CURRENT STATUS. May God see you you through.

LOUIS6:
Do you have any direct email link to the HQ?

I do not. It's better you go physically. Such issues are better solved physically than virtually

rittyben:
Working at a better school now. Good salary, and they pay for 12 month. So am gonna be paid August salary for staying at home.
So private schools are good. Some are slave masters

Thank God for your life. But always remember that it's not how much you earn but how much you save and eventually invest. Don't eat away your future. Better days ahead I wish you.

Omotayor123:
I'm more than that!
I'm Omotayo Lasisi

OK ooo. Aku odun ano

LOUIS6:
Hello... Mr Kazrem




I was unable to sit for 3 courses in my 100 Level second semester exam last year November.

Last semester which was my 200 level first semester , I had to re-write those 3 courses...

but now dat the results are out.. I could not see the results of those 3 courses i re-write..

but i could only see my normal last semester result. Is there anyone that re-write exam last semester?

Has someone has suggested, write to HQ. Go to HQ to complain

Nyckeh:
Heard tomorrow is d matric, v nt been able to pay my fees due to some reasons, hoping to pay on or b4 middle of sept. Is dere still hope for me to write exams ds year or 'l v to wait till next year Feb to register?

You can pay then and write exam this semster provided portal hasn't been closed. I learnt portal will be closed by this month end buy usually they will still reopen it before final closure.

ajasa4link:
Bro sincerely u gaffed by turning down that topic. U should've given the topic a try,especially when the topic is not too hard compared to other government topics. I mean even if u are not prepared, u could've given them a definition of constitution which u can easily form in ur head on the spot, tell them about the 1999 constitution, talk about d provisions of the Constitution concerning number of senators, number of reps in d house, state house of assembly, exclusive list, etc... Just these things would've been enough, am sure they too will not expect u to tell them every damn thing about d topic. I just hope u will be called for the job.

You have said it all bro . In fact he ought to have told him he didn't prepare for that topic but will try his best. With that he would have guided himself with "safety net". And from experience, at least to me personally, you do well when you teach impromptu (in micro teaching) because you purge out everything you know which will show your versatility.

I doubt if he would be called back.

adeh39:
She's around jare.....just on lowkey
How are u doing?

Doing fine.
You haven't checked your mail in recent time?

Omotayor123:
Bring gift first

Visit your mail.

jaybee3:
What plans do you have for my sister?

Are they genuine?

Do you have a job and source of income?

How many kids do you have?

How many concubines do you have?

What's your take on polygamy?

What's your take on your potential wife being a housewife ?


Oya answer the questions before i step in

All of these because I want to marry omorayor123. Is she Omotayo Buhari or Omotayo Osinbajo

Results are finally out!!!!!!

Aminat508:
Thank you so much @Op


Omotayor123 Adeh39 come and read this oooo

where is adeh39? It's been long I saw her here. Abi I no take note ni?

na lie joor