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Jamesdman:
#368
Dedicated to the embattled spixytinxy.


Hmmmmm... I smell conspiracy!!!

Abi. LogoDWhiz doesn't know the difference between political politics and matrimonial politics especially when a lady, not just anyhow lady even but Spixytinxy for that matter who is crazingly unrelenting on everything about me Is the principal actor

ademasta:
Seriously, you are the ambassador of this thread. No doubt! As per MissOyin, obey the clarion call o... Oh sorry! Ademasta's call.

No need to be sorry for anything as i am obeying both calls since she is my personal person by virtue of the GUNNERS SPIRIT while at the same time obeying the best of the call *aimed at putting a smile in ur heart as u read* by you and to ur satisfaction

youngprofdguru:
How market with our predictions dat day?

But we all failed naa. And last night was my day with tonight capping it all by the time MAN CITY VS LEICESTER CITY ends in a draw or at worst LEICESTER CITY lossing out

mschubby:
oh my baby boo....... I love u baby

Love you more

mschubby:
woman!!! my hubby kids are also mine o. I love our babies

Ever since I met U before finally bringing U home, I always feel, think and see special qualities in, about and around you and its the same traits U've brought to my household. Be rest assured that no one can take ur place in my hat

mschubby:
Thanks dear. will spoil him a little tonite with my new skills

Hmmmn I cant wait to be tutored but after revealing the skills to me via practicals, U will also tell me where U are learning them from oo because I am a jealous man

spixytinxy:
which yours, if u like ursef don't come near my babies

Look Mschubby will soon have hers and pls whatever U would do out of jealousy, dont do them in the presence of my children oo, so they wont be learnig bad home management techniques.

Anyway before they will grow to start learning from seeing and observation, U should be over the unnecessary stress U are giving urself

iphemama:
Pls can you enlighten me more about uyo and especially d allawee part...and also how dere camp looks like...thanks

In summary, the camp site is ok and lively

The allawee part reveals from investigation that the state pays #10,000 but only to those posted to state schools and establishments excluding federal institutions and parastatals as well as private organisations

How are U? U've not been a regular face here? Hope no trouble?

Merry christmas and a happy new year in advance

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, dere is God ooooo, anyways let wait for kbs to come nd mk his decision

Which decision? Is it not clear enough to U? Even if U cant listen to me and Mschubby out of rage, ur reliable friend DTOBS * even though I dislike that kind of friendship btw a male and a married woman outside of work environment* has advised U, LogoDWhiz did same and just recently justified19 clarified things to U still, MissOyin too did her part, yet Ofi ada korun. Did U ask urself why ur brother-IghravweIG had to abandon U because of ur stubborness? If I don't still love U, won't I take the hard route by proving that i am the Man of the house? Or simply choose to divorce U? Now our daughter will also grow up and one day come home with a suitor, what if her fiance decided to carry out a background investigation and he ended up hearing stories about U? U may talk of the male twin too but that won't be a problem as hearing that his dad is a politician as former Information Minister and a lawyer as one time Attorney General and that will settle everything?

jtchukwu:
Hope you had a lovely day.

I sure did. Thanks Man and Wish U a properous New Year in advance

mschubby:
hehehehe spixytinxy is planning to pour me acid oooooooo. kbs my love please come and see ooooo

She dare not try it for the kind of shame, regret and sentence that would follow because I wont spare her anything as my office Minister of Information will do justice to any eventuality and my doubling as the Attorney General also means that the law will take its full course.

Besides, as a damage control tactics, U are moving in with me to my newly acquired mansion located in the Paradise island of Golden City republic because I need to get additional babies from U so as to finally clip her wings and make her melow down a bit since the likes of pweedyuz, dhupsy and Olasum are business oriented, traveling up and down as they kept on denying me my right as their husby

MissOyin:
I enjoyed the game too. You need to gve ur luv equally to all ur wives. As d okanlawon don't allow Spixytinxy feel abandoned.

Thank U for ur advise and atleast U understood everything urself as I am not abandoning her oo and will never think of that let alone taking the decision of abandoning her, atleast if not for anything but our babies.

[quote author=habib55 post=41432942][/quote]Well, whatever it is U are considering, U should bear it in mind that after making ur choices of 3 states, then U should start working on where U want to go for ur service in each of the states so that when U finally get ur call up state, ur recommendation letter should then be ready in that state by the time U hit camp and then make it availabe to NYSC officials in camp or

If the letter is not ready before camp and you where posted to another place, U will only need to resume in the PPA U were posted to and inform them to give U a rejection permit or letter or note so that U will now go and present ur letter to the state secretariat or zonal secretariat or Local govt secretariat

MissOyin:
DTOBS whatsup na? Up Gunners Kbs468

DTOBS IS A BLUES MAN AND HE SHOULD THANK THE REFEREE FOR FAILING TO AWARD 2 CLEAR PENALTIES TONIGHT ELSE HIS RELEGATION SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED ALREADY.

YES OYIN UP GUNNERS! I actually enjoyed the game while I took a break away from my troublesome Spixytinxy who out of rage over my affairs with Mschubby left the babies crying their ass out, I think she has lost focus, if not she know she cant do anything with me now because of the 1 week old babies yet she has become restless.

Mschubby love, I will soon be with in bed ok, I am still discusing football matters with dear MissOyin first

Divineluv14:
Ebsu

Come on cheer up OK. why wearing such a look? Is the school not approved by the Nigerian Government? or is your course not accredited by NUC?

Just take your studies seriously OK and leave every other thing to God OK

DTOBS:
I've always been in my right senses!
You,LogoDwhiz and Sent4rina connived to paint me black in the presence of Airstarkane, but thankGod Airstarkane is back into my waiting arm.
Spixytnxy has no fault in what is happening in your home rather you re one making her go through stress of pregnancy which could have terminate her pregnancy and now that she's given birth you still won't give her peace of mind!
Dear Airstarkane, Am getting dinner fix for tonight, what will you like to take...?

Dear Spixytinxy, I am sorry for whatever misinformation or misrepresentation you were made to believe by DTOBS OK,

I guess it's time I heed the advice of Shaquille O'Neal as below while you also follow the other philosophical Obama quote after it

Pidggin:
Buhari speaks: How we intend to fund Nigeria's N6 Trillion budget What does this topic have to do with B.H?

Niger-Delta militants, OPC, Biafra and co are also agitating for self-actualization, our president also needs to be fair and conduct interviews in the local dialect of these people too, or don't you think so?

YES THAT WAS THE TOPIC BUT DIDN'T HE TALKED ABOUT SECURITY TOO?

IS THE SUCCESS OR FAILURE OF THE BUDGET AS PROPOSED NOT DEPENDENT ON SECURITY?

WAS BH ALSO AGITATING FOR SELF ACTUALIZATION LIKE OPC, NIGER DELTA MILITANTS AND BIAFRA TOO?

WERE THE ABOVE MENTIONED AGITATORS AS VIOLENT AS BH IN THEIR APPROACH AND STRATEGIES?

WERE THE REASONS FOR SELF ACTUALIZATION BY THOSE GROUPS NOT PREMISED ON POOR GOVERNANCE, MISMANAGEMENT, CORRUPTION AND UNDERDEVELOPMENT?

SO IF THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS CORRECTING THE BASIC PROBLEMS BEHIND THE CALL FOR SELF RULE IS APPLYING THE PSYCHE OF SPEAKING IN HIS DIALECT TO HIS PEOPLE WHO ARE BEHIND THE PRESENT SECURITY SITUATION AS THE OPC, BIAFRA AND NIGER DELTA MILITANCY CAN ALWAYS BE SOLVED THROUGH DIALOGUE, SO BE IT.


ABOUT SPEAKING IN OTHER DIALECTS, IF HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THOSE DIALECTS, SO BE IT TOO AS WHATEVER HE SAYS IN HIS DIALECT WILL ALWAYS BE READILY INTERPRETED FOR YOU AND I, AS WELL AS OTHERS JUST LIKE THIS VERY ONE WE HAVE ASSESSED

LADY, I UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT BUT PLEASE LOOK AT MY POINTS AS SEEING YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR WHERE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU HAVE LIFE WHILE THE IMAGE IS LIFELESS AND ONLY THEIR WHEN YOU YOURSELF IS AVAILABLE AND STANDING BEFORE IT.

mschubby:
Thanks Boo but I hope other wives won't be angry o if I start leading morning devotion in the house

Not at all. They know that my decisions about Godly activities are final and binding, so they don't get upset about that, besides they have all assume same role before.

StarryV:
Hello family, i just wanna inform you all that today is my birthday. Come and celebrate with me.

Hip Hip Hurray!

Happy Birthday lovely

A resounding success awaits you henceforth in all your endeavors pretty.

Amen

Oya remove that e_ or what do you call it. No wonder you didn't come to inform us on time because you care less about us while we care more than you can ever imagine in case you don't know, know that now alright.

Keep the smile permanent and genuine OK

YES IN LINE WITH OUR PROMISE OF A REGULAR UPDATES ABOUT THE HAPPENINGS AROUND NYSC TWITTER HANDLE, HERE AGAIN ARE THE LATEST TWEETS AS THEY APPLY TO US ALL

IghravweIG:
Let's just we recover from our Shocking defeat... I believe we can.

Yes we can as I believe that the support of her majesty MissOyin will spure us to a resounding victory

yanabazee:
IN ADDITION TO THIS,

YOU HAVE TO NOTE THAT IF YOU'RE POSTED TO A PRIVATE FIRM, YOU'LL NOT RECEIVE STATE ALLOWANCE. BUT MOST PRIVATE FIRMS TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO PAY HIGHER THAN THE STATE WHILE SOME PAYS BELOW OR EXACTLY WHAT THAT STATE IS PAYING.

IN MOST CASES, YOU COULD MANIPULATE YOUR PPA, IF YOU KNOW YOUR WAY. BUT NOT WITH THE SOLDIERS AS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY HAND AND CAN'T EVEN INFLUENCE A THING.

I GOT BANNED WITH MY OTHER ACCOUNT, WHICH WILL EXPIRE ON THE 31ST OF THE MONTH... SO I CREATED THIS OTHER ACCOUNT TO RESPOND TO SOME MENTIONS.

OKIS MINISTER OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS.
NO WONDER ABOUT YOUR NOTICEABLE ABSENCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR AHEAD

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From the
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Hmmmn MissOyin, Ademasta will be a lucky Man to have gain access to your kiss and all the eventual benefits therein oo.

IghravweIG:
Arsenal Vs AFC Bournemouth today. Kbs468 What do u think, Do u see us regaining our winning momentum back? What's ur prediction.

Sure because that's what we are good at, Proving that to have have fallen once shouldn't be the end of the world.

I would predict a narrow 2-0 victory over them, though I am not good at prediction but I believe that the whole idea is about returning to winning ways for now whether through good or bad football

AirstarKane:
I love you and always will dear.

pls continue to show DTOBS your undaunting love and may be that will bring him back to his senses.

Spixytinxy hope you are seeing this as the structure you build using cookies is about to crumble

habib55:
Hello,I intend to select one of this south south state due to the nature
of my course and interms of career opportunities, my question is, am I
the one to determine my PPA or they are the one to do so.?
If they are the one to determine my PPA, are they going to send me to
any where the deem fit irrespective of my course of study or they are
going to send me to a place applicable to my course of study ?. question orignally posted by darkchocolate.

To your QUESTION-YES NYSC WILL DECIDE YOUR PPA

IN SUMMARY AS A RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU ARE DIGGING AT, NYSC HAS EVOLVED OVER THE YEARS AND THE POLICY OF POSTING 90% OF CMs TO SCHOOLS AS DIRECTED DURING GEJ ADMINISTRATION IS STILL VERY MUCH IN PLACE.

HOWEVER, AN AMENDMENT TO THAT IS THE POSTING OF ALL FIRST CLASS CMs TO TERTIARY INSTITUTIONS WHICH OFCOURSE WOULD BE SUPPLEMENTED BY OTHERS SHOULD THEY BE LIMITED IN NUMBER.

SO THE REMAINING 10% ARE USUALLY POSTED OUTSIDE SCHOOLS BUT EXCLUDING BANKS UNLESS A REQUEST IS MADE BY A BANK TO THAT EFFECT.

CMs WITH RECOMMENDATION LETTER TO ANY PARTICULAR ORGANIZATION WOULD ALSO BE ATTENDED TO AS SPACES IN PPAs ARE BECOMING LIMITED THESE DAYS

I HOPE MY SUBMISSION ABOVE HELPS

MissOyin:
Good Morning lovely citizens of golden city

Morning dear and today must be our day oo.

BADNEAT:
lolz I'm not teaching...I'll let the hole u picked pass...that's ur xmas gift from me...Merry Christmas to you all

Merry Christmas to you too bro

misspicy:
hmmmmmm,very deep kweshion







waiting for the guys comments

modified*****
My mum used to say something to me

'she said a man who wants to marry you,will not ask for, demand for, or pressure you for sex till after marriage"

well I guess this mentality does not hold water in our present generation

WRONG!
Your Mummy is still right but It is the mentality that abound on social media that the youths of this generation chooses to hold close to heart.

Imagine if the knowledge and the mentality of the Bible and Qur'an were to be strictly adhered to which is the part in which your Mummy's statement is pointing to *And may be she didn't have a deep knowledge of the Bible or Qur'an as the case may be*

I am sure You urself would never be teaching ur kids how to just be falling for every temptation of sex they might be facing, be it Male or Female

BADNEAT:
The Joblessness in this this country is devilishly alarming, this is evident here...if it were in U S or developed countries, I don't think you'll hv a thread like ds gathering 30 pages in just the last day........nevertheless....merry Christmas to you prospective white fowls!!!im already serving BATCH A15....wish you guys d best...can't wait to pass out

Wish you the best too but wait ooo, You said a serving Corp member? I am sure U are teaching in a school, so what kind of legacy are U leaving behind with regards to knowledge and understanding the knowledge? Imparting the Knowledge? And the corresponding comprehension and assimilation by the students and pupils?

I mean U said we turned up close to 30 pages in the last day, have U forgotten it is public holiday period cum christmas and New year break hours too? Or did U observed the same 30 pages or so from the previous days too?

No quarrels oo but just trying to pick hole in ur post and that's all.

DTOBS:
good morning oooo...iyawo kekere....

No, nothing like kekere ooo but Iyawo titun-The newest bride in town

mschubby:
A very Wonderful morning to u all.....in this new week, May God give us a RESULT that will INSULT our enemies.... AMEN

You see why I said you should continue to lead the morning prayer henceforth? it's not only because of your soundness but also the direct access to God Almighty himself. And I say Amen