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MERRY CHRISTMAS IN A SHORT WAY AT THIS HOUR TO ALL CITIZENS OF GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

MAY THIS NEVER BE THE LAST FOR ANYONE OF US AS WE LOOK FORWARD TO A FAVOURABLE AND PROSPEROUS HAPPY NEW YEAR

OUR BETTER IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, OUR BEST IS YET TO COME



GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
kbs468
greatestman
kuchikau
Agoro1
Spanishmario
Spymate
Harbioollah
Pweedyuz
dhupsy
mjblinks
Ojeifo12
Yanabasee
Johndanny
Sent4rina
arcnomec
Prettyjo
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biotechshola
mistarsam
ClassicTutor
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Grocery
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Kle4d
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FOXXYY1
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hardams5050
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Taeewo
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ashakemi
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Kechmann
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dominion9
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izuoff
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Babalumi
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Olasum
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jaloms
Jamesdman
MissOyin
abdulmumini60
kapable75

Pls do give a mention if your Moniker is missing.

Sign: ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MINISTER OF INFORMATION GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

Oya dhupsy come and explain your own side of the story to me before tendering my divorce letter officially to you because I actually showed the letter of my purported divorce to Spixytinxy and Olasum as a leverage for successfully wooing them.

You know That I can't just divorce you like that without facing the wrath of Wrapper like I once told pressy LogoDWhiz since you are a National figure as DG NAFDAC, hence any divorce notification will gain National prominence in that regard.

kapable75:
funny u!
And what if 'we' don drink the cup of tea?

well the 'Cup of tea' as being referred to does not necessarily mean a physical cup with tea mixture as it's content, rather the burning issues as high lighted in DTOBS's Press release which lead to your remark about my sheathing sword and retrieving all Arsenal to back yard, hence the cup of tea once again is proverbial and you all have drank it with me from the foregoing while the remnant tea left in my cup is to be finished at my house like I said before

spixytinxy:
don't b vex my olowo ori, ale nobody, try to reason wit me too

Ofcourse I no dey vex with you naa as I dey always reason with you jejely since but the report and self confessional statements wey I get about your particapade annoyed me naa

dominion92:
I can't stop laughing

abi naa. And some people want us to be thinking about the next 69 days which Ofcourse should have been more than that before now.

kapable75:
But all thesame, DTOBS have been nice and i'll be very glad if u carry all the arsenal self go back yard.

Haaaaaaaaa in the voice of SALAWA ABENI, *GENTLE MAN NI MI EMI O IKII SE FIGHTER OOO*

and

Not in the voice of FELA ANIKULAPO KATI, *I NO BE GENTLE MAN AT ALL AT ALL*

So feud se fini in French

and

feud is finished in English

but what is left now is my own cup of tea as regard managing my domestic affairs

spixytinxy:
IOlasum shld do dat cos an resting, it not easy takin care of twins. Too tired to cook

Just thank your stars that the twins now have the un-official name as kikelomo, else you would have seen my anger for the first time ever because you didn't think of fatigue when you went party dancing like Omoge

[quote author=kapable75 post=41316555][/quote]Chai DTOBS, see what you've caused now, how can an e-boss engage his e-surbodinate in an e-War? My Arsenal were only on guard for peterveo nee oo and I have given him a warning already

Abbie25:
They have their ways I guess. But since av been in the school, av witnessed 3convocations for the 4yrs I was in school.

Alright

Beckytee:
tanx @kbs468

You are welcome dear

MissOyin:
You tried tho . Its oyinkansola

hmmmn. It sounds strange to me anyway but sweet to pronounce and in it's meaning though. May be it's because I've been far away.

ayosco2008:
Well if anybody in her school is posted for stream 1 and doesn't show up in camp. Then that's automatic stream 2.

Abbie25's point actually that they might not even be opportuned for A16 REGISTRATION ENTIRELY WHICH MEANS THE QUESTION OF STREAM I OR II DOESN'T EVEN ARISE BASED ON THE MOBILIZATION ARRANGEMENT IN THEIR SCHOOL WHICH IS SUBJECT TO CONVOCATION REALLY, HOWEVER, I WOULD LIKE TO ADVICE HER TO BE OPTIMISTIC AND POSITIVE ABOUT GOING WITH A16 FOR IF THE SCHOOL DOES NOT HAVE BACK LOG OF PCMs AWAITING MOBILIZATION, THEN IT WILL SPEED UP IT'S CONVOCATION AND MOBILIZATION PROCESS IN ORDER NOT TO MISS OUT OF THE SCHOOL'S NYSC QUOTA FOR A16. SO JUST KEEP HOPE ALIVE!

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froshniccur

DTOBS:
Shebi i sha don do wetin you want, you now have spixytnxy and Olasum.... Hope you are happy?

Abeg make we no go revive already healed wound ooo. Shebi you too don taste wetin you want taste?

Beckytee:
hmmm! tanx for the advise, this is d reason y I don't like this new system of choosing ooo. don't know the north that I will pick now hmmm! tanx for the advise, this is d reason y I don't like this new system of choosing ooo. don't know the north that I will pick now

KEBBI is not a bad idea though as it is one of the two closest Nort Western states to the North Central zone relative to ABUJA. The other one is KADUNA

others North Western States includes
KANO
JIGAWA
ZAMFARA
KATSINA
SOKOTO-closer to KEBBI

The North Central states includes
FCT-ABUJA
NASARAWA-closer to ABUJA
KOGI-closer to ABUJA
NIGER-closer to ABUJA
KWARA
BENUE

North Eastern states are usually picked by southerners only because of redeployment for security reasons particularly the choice of
BORNO
ADAMAWA
YOBE

whereas, redeployment is not easy to come by in
GOMBE
BAUCHI
TARABA


so analyze and make an informed choice because naturally, every Southerner that picks any Northern states usually gets posted irrespective of the arrangement being made particularly if such choices were made along side the dominant hot cake choices of
ABUJA
LAGOS
OGUN
ENUGU
AKWA IBOM
RIVERS
KANO
KADUNA

Bye.

DTOBS:
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE DG, RADIO,TV AND NOA

It has come to my notice that some persons are hell bent on seing my humble self image tarnished! For the avoidance of doubt,I've been loyal to both the office of the president LogoDwhiz and my immediate boss Kbs468. Since the two of conspiring against my humble self and my office is very degrading to my reputation the I've used so many years to build...
Now these are my decisions:
1. Spixytnxy, please dont come to my place again oooo as your hussy is having another mindset towards our outing!
2. Olasum, you are free to be with Kbs468 as long as that satisfy you and clear all this mess on ground!
3. Airstarkane, you are always welcome back home anytime any day.
LogoDwhiz and Kbs468 z I won't hesitate to tender my resignation letter if this defamation of my humble character persist!
4. I will remain myself as from now on and discharge my duties accordingly (I.e if the president and the AGF still consider my presence in the cabinet useful)
Finally, I remain a loyal member of this great city and will continue to do all that is within my power to lift it to its greater height.
Thank you all for your time and God bless...
democracy ooooooo

That is Good of you. And pls note, No one is trying to DEFAME as you claim but again because you have direct access to the media, you went ahead to use public sympathetic language in your address.

No problem, every feud is over now and like I once posted that in every challenge/contest, the ending is usually the summary and the most important message is contained in there just like your above and my own finishing line now in the spirit of Eid-Maulud today and Christmas tomorrow. So continue to be the good ambassador that you are used to being ok

MissOyin:
None of the above tho. Okay I get

Alright. I am not a good guesser or predictor it means, so ultimately I will loose out alot if i am into sport betting so to say, although i am faithfully bared from such by the way

dominion92:
Still waiting for my own portfolio

Ok since your hussy-Armynu nominating you will be seen as a selfish agenda and for the fact that arnomec has taken your most qualified office, let me call on the attention of pressy LogoDWhiz to forward your name to the red chambers through his spokesperson Ojeifo12 for the portfolio as Minister of Labour and productivity before I summarily update the cabinet list.

By the way, is the recess undertaken by the senate president-greatestman and the DSP Kuchikau along side Banks92, amodu and one Kingsley.... Not long over due? Anyway there is separation of powers, so let me not comment further for the fear of cry of executive interferance on legislative functions

MissOyin:
Kebbi is not bad tho, if your PPA is in Birnin kebbi. My cousin is serving there

Oyindamola or Oyinlola? Which one, I am not saying it is a bad place whatsoever, but if she didn't have plan for it is my explanation. But you also said IF HER PPA IS IN BIRNIN KEBBI! What if she is not posted there?

Abbie25:
Lolz. It's a federal university na. Haba!

hmmmmn ok. May be they are not into Money making Convocationeering activities by virtue of who and who they invite as guest and Honourary awardees else you can't invite me this year and do same the following year nauw, I won't come oo

Beckytee:
can I pick it like this; Lagos, Port Harcourt and kebbi

I want to believe You mean

LAGOS

RIVERS

KEBBI right?

Well, a word of advice pls,

I can't remember your state of Origin and school's state of domicile right now but I must state clearly that If you don't have any plan to go all the way to KEBBI and you only made the choice for making sake, pls kindly remove it and replace it with the one you have plans for, else you might find yourself their as that is the essence of making 3 choices, although one can still find him or herself outside of one's 3 choices anyway

MissOyin:
Okay nice meeting you Attorney General and Minister

you are welcome adorable fellow Citizen and hope you will be a good and law abiding Citizen as the nation needs every hand to be on deck for a smooth and successful sail to our collective desired destinatio

Abbie25:
Well, we have to convocate first before we can go. Their way of doing it since

Do you mean your school convocate every year? I can't believe this! Is it a private institution?

MissOyin:
LogoDWhiz sorry why are you called pressy?

Now listen carefully

Our Nation called Golden City gained Independece from NYSC BATCH B15, but while we were still under colonization, he quickly ran oversea seeking assylum in this Republic, so after our independence application was granted, we now unanimously elected him pressy by virtue of being the first to settle down in this Golden City of ours. May be I should re-produce the executive and legislative governing lis of this country again for the benefit of all. Thanks. In case you are wondering, I am the Attorney General and Minister of Information Golden City Republic

Abbie25:
Okay na. Whichever it is, You both look good together. Am sure you will figure it out together.

Chai! Spixytinxy did U see this? So tomorrow for church, my prayer go be make NYSC no give U OYO at all. Hope say Olasum no go vex for this my talk ooo

Abbie25:
Oh! Lest I forget, May not get the chance to say this tomorrow so here goes : A Beautiful Merry Xmas to everyone on nairaland/prospective corpers. May we get the chance to always post topics/comments as always. We will not be reduced by sickness nor death. Success will always be ours in all our endeavours. See you all at the top. Even if you no wan climb up, I go push you and God go push us up together. Remain blessed people. Abbie cares

Have a blast tomorrow and remain blessed too. My best of care and kind words this day goes to your sweet daughter and give her the best of tomorrow to remember for life, in particular a nice memorable simple pix relative to this message will do pls

Abbie25:
Lolz very funny. I dunno if am the best person to be giving you advise. But wait o! I actually thought you guys were joking around sef. Are you serious about becoming a father?

You know the last time while trying to explain situation of things to you, I actually sworn, now if I do that again, it will just rubbish my earlier stand, so I won't do that again but I believe you wouldn't want to hear my twin son do the below to me. would you?

*Whispering* see Armynu was only joking nee oo while explaining things to you in my absence the other day.

Omolola1:
Lol...
LogoDwhiz is free to take another
It's Christmas! A time to share and be merry :p

hun sharing and Merry wey be say na pheripherial. E no pass her tongue oo let alone pass through her throat enter her belle oo

IghravweIG:
****Hands Kbs a Cold bottle of Heineken Beer***
Oya drink beer make u high small, Shebi as me nor come dey for our celebration for d victory over man city, Una keep drink for me ni?
Now u dey speak proverbs dey give me. Abi u 4get say Spinxitiny na my sister.
So drink beer make u koolu ur temper, u na my padi.

Hahaaaaa. you noo need to stress yourself nauw, just a gift of chilled kunu or malt for do me naa. Because if I take beer come hi, naa that one go worst oo because I go just dey talk beyond control.

Oya you too no vex say we no remain celebration owambe choppings for you as I was carried away with over joy

DTOBS:
Ladies and gentlemen sneh of the golden city. I am very happy for your goodwill messages towards me and my birthday mate, oluwadurotimi1. We appreciate you all and wish you all the same as you've wished us.
Once again, we (mi humble self and oluwadurotimi1) are very grateful to you guys.



In other news, I sighted Oga yokiti message to golden city citizens earlier.Please house let's all abide by this rule to forestall any break down of law and order.
Kbs468 and LogoDwhiz, hope am still on the track.


BTW: I never receive Olasum bday wish with a 'YES' answer to my proposal oooo. I believe she is planning big for me.

And now the party is over. I don't do night party cos am a child of God.....

See as him mouth sweet for Mic after him don taste wetin he no suppose taste behind my back

DTOBS:
Please who knows the whereabout of Kbs468, he was not at my bday party...and he's still not here.

Thank God everyone is aware of the reason for my perceived absence which you took advantage of

DTOBS:
I no get anything for mind oooo.... Kbs468 is around now ooooo just come and slip over for proper arrangements!

I no blame you. l blame my wife-Spixytinxy wey attend your birthday party

spixytinxy:
as I don born, sisi don start be dat ooo, can't miss party jollof rice, nd me want to pakulumo. Olasum is very very free, me na omo elepo ooo. Suitors don full ground

whatever but please always heed doctor's advice by letting our babies grow a bit OK. Oya come and make the jollof and fry the plantain I bought yesterday as I have cut some. see for yourself