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Teemama20 are you still shy? after being on Nairaland for 2yrs running?
lreneidiva and arrenius15, you are also both sighted
Now since Minister of planning and logistics is unavoidably absent for a while now, I hereby implore every new moniker that has never had his or her own mentioned as a classified list should hence forth mention my moniker so as to be captured in the next updated census figure to be released soon
WITH LOVE FROM GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC
sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information Golden City Republic

Val601:
Sweetie..I went to school to make sure my name was on the Senate list, only to find out that one of my lecturers omitted my name in his list nd he travelled to America.. I had to find a way to look 4 my result, it was really stressful dear, stress almost killed ur Mrs.

Keyperson, et cet-era you see why I always suggest getting in touch with ones skul?
Val601 sorry about the stress you passed through OK, Golden City have missed you tremendously as Mrs science and technology of our dear Republic

InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I'm flattered, but I'm engaged

Ofcourse you have and was actually done in my presence hence my reason for advising greatestman and shuaibbs to back off as you have a certificate to that effect.
So for now continue to enjoy your honeymoon with arnomec pending your approval as a Minister of Education <State> as your job specification shall include everything about specialty requirements of a graduate

keyperson:
Pls m yet to start clearance cos i got a job immediately after defence.if i do it in jan,hope it wont affect my mobilization.

I say Congratulation and you have been answered adequately but let me chip in by saying that the entire process of mobilization varies from one skul to the other, take my skul as a case study WHERE INSPITE OF SEEING ONES NAME ON THE SENATE APPROVED RESULT AND GRADUATION LIST, ONE IS STILL REQUIRED TO FILL MOBILIZATION FORM DEMANDING ONES NAME, DATE OF BIRTH, EMAIL, JAMB NUMBER, PHONE NUMBER, ADDRESS, COURSE OF STUDY AND CLASS OF DEGREE WITH PHOTOCOPIES OF JAMB SLIP, STATEMENT OF RESULT/CERTIFICATE AND CLEARANCE FORM WHICH WE HAVE GRACIOUSLY DONE IN MID NOVEMBER.
So I will advise you contact your skul or colleagues from same skul to ascertain the present situation of things over there in order to avoid had I known.
WITH LOVE FROM GOLDEN CITY
sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

DTOBS:
chai! This guy don go orientation camp tire as ghost Corper. What do you want for your gift?

well since my household has been witnessing double double blessings, so I believe that beginning from this last ember month, it shall now be multiple multiple blessings hence having Missmossy as a third wife as gift would not be a bad idea

handsomjulee:
hello ma fresh gradutes!do lagos state and abj pay every mambers of hr servin corpers? Bcoz i dey hear side talk say sum wil b paid while som wil voluntary work..hw tru bcoz i wunt play wit ma state alawee

No be lie. state allawee payment decision is not unilateral in those two states. it's all about gambling selection because luck determines what you earn as allawee so standard of living as a Corper is not uniform except if the selection is based on life and opportunities after Nysc.
Hmmmn Airstarkane I think we need to revive #BeyondNysc

InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I see my name. I'm not even quoting anyone Good Afternoon

Good afternoon the undisputable, I say congratulation because your new found boo with certification from my office is not only a competent architectural, physical and structural design expert but also a good and artistic heart designer who will meet up with your sweet, comfortable, joyous, kind, gentle touch, romantic and lovely heart expectation.
I say once again welcome onboard

greatestman:
Kneel down let me pray for you. But I think you have your missing rib here.
Me as the Senate president, has no one that is why I want InvisibleGirl to be the wife of the senate president.

Just pray for me as an emergency prayer Warrior and leave InvisibleGirl out of everything as she is now engaged with arnomec, after all, being the wife of the Senate President will amount to restricting her to the kitchen which she is Ofcourse vehemently against as her union with another federal executive member-arnomec will afford her the opportunity of becoming the Minister of State for Education which I know president LogoDWhiz will proudly approve her nomination

arrhenius15:
Happy new month to all PCMs of the great Golden City. Trusting God 2 see us through to the promise land.

Amen Brother and same to you too as a fellow Citizen

DTOBS:
chai! see how invisibleGirl dey cause katakata for here...even Kbs468 no wan gree again.Anyways,ThankGod for my Airstarkane, she's more than enough....; D

When you hear Corper wee from soldiers then you reply Waa and move towards them but try do the normal standing attention while saying it oo. so where is my gift?
I was actually referring to Missmossy and spixytinxy oo because InvisibleGirl and arnomec have a certificate of engagement already from my office

johndanny:
I hope say no be fairly used o cause me i like to purchase my stuffs brand new

Habaaaa! for where! you no see as yudeeaikay dey scare? hope you know say naa gold and diamond dey scare like that hence the high monetary and usage versatility attached if not naa ten ten kobo bend down select zone you for meet her oo , so all you need to do now is how to bring her versatility to bare for our collective advantage and in particular your personal romantic experience

lovechardy:
pls i've done the JAMB reg no validation before and saw my 2009 JAMB REG NO still valid,,, but now i tried checking on JAMB site its no longer found.... What should I do?
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my JAMB REG NO IS 92472126DD

l want to assure you that there is no cause for alarm since Jamb had once confirmed the number. What you only need to do is to lias with your skul in order to keep abreast with what is obtainable over there as regard mobilization so as to have the opportunity of being enlisted on the skul Senate approved list that shall be sent to NYSC. so forget about checking any anything on JAMB SITE OK

spixytinxy:
my Bene oooo. Lol

Chai! I believe you are as cute in laughter as you are while smiling.
emmm shuaibbs and greatestman come to my rescue ooo because right now all I need are prayer warriors-Alfas, pastors or prophets and Babalawos alike because the seeing spirit has overwhelmed me seriously. After all, InvisibleGirl and arnomec have come together as below.

Mikkyboy008:
This issue has been on my top desk for quite a while my AG and my office is yet to bring a resolution that will be Of benefit to Golden city and her Citizens.I'll be sure to let you Know as soon as a formal agreement has been made.
From the office that aids in this country's development infra structurally and otherwise,i wish us All a blessed new month.

Very well noted and appreciated as we here in the ministry of Information also formally wish every citizen a victorious last ember month celebration

Omolola1:
Happy new month...

It's been a great year, really

Absolutely first lady and we would surely cap it up with a Stormy Earth and breathtaking matrimonial festival. Be rest assured

johndanny:
Chai! Honourable Minister so you still de remember all those our folks for B15 mehn you tight.. I salute you

Honourable you know that B15 is one big and huge family that we cannot easily set aside nauw but we are only giving them a break for now for them to settle down before they will start giving us feedback particularly about the latest in town with regards to what is obtainable now as STATE ALLAWEE following the economic meltdown.
Now listen attentively, I over heard your conversation with Airstarkane and I want to tell you that Yudeeaikay is available waiting for you since VP Armynu has decided to pitch tent with dominion92 , so kindly take my offer with keen interest oo because the forthcoming National Matrimonial festival is certain and I won't like our foreign partners meet you single oo when they eventually arrived

whodohgeepee:
Ah greet y'all! Am a batch B corp member currently serving in Unilorin! Well, ah was reading through when ah saw some arguments for and against! Well, all ah wud say is anyone is entitled to say anything, sometyms we just av to keep mute nd let sleeping dogs lie, am sure if none had said nothing bout it, it wouldn't drag for long! Irrespective of whatever class of degree one has, glory shld be accorded to D Almighty! And being a first-class doesn't guarantee a first-class future, even a 3rd class can outseat a first-classer; all is bout packaging nd self-improvement! Ah wish everyone d best! God bless!

Thanks Man and infact your special envoy from the United Nation did magic as Sanity has now been restored here in Golden City.
God bless you too and have a splendid last ember month celebration. Hope you are hearing from faithluv5?-your one and only luv of B15

Armynu:
Kbs468 you want ban abi? Or you want a restraining order? Laughing (hysterically) but not joking.

haha? how come the message got to you? this era of unregulated proliferation of online social media is becoming a threat to one's integrity and National security, I hereby summon the Minister of Science and Technology-Mikkyboy008 for an immediate attack on this menace

tellasola:
Before people begin to circulate pirated, fake, china, and aba made NEW MONTH greetings to you,
I wish you and your entire family the ORIGINAL HAPPY NEW MONTH with NAFDAC registration no: 01-12-2015:
between, it's the CHRISTMAS MONTH!
I wish you MERRY!!!

Thank you for your originality, that's 9ice but I must inform you of the outcome of the meeting I had with the BEEF ASSOCIATION OF GOLDEN CITY CHAIRPERSON which in summary told me what he is always thinking of as shown below and I now ask you, Armynu, Airstarkane and sent4rina that dont you think that is what other members of the association are also planning?

spixytinxy:
hahaha, funny. Hope I will b getting a position soon

Good morning. Dont worry since VP Armynu had informed me of your readiness and little contribution in ur zone during electioneering campaign of this Administration

AirstarKane:
Hmmm good evening o I missed a lot choi see drama hot like akara. How's everyone? I missed you guys cos I missed sha. Ermm @ my great ife peepz how prep na. Who's through with clearance? @ presy I hail o,@ oga kbs468 your head is intact

I can see wedding bells soon :oabi una no dey see ni oga o. If I no mention you no worry I dey write list ashimapeyin ko ti kan yin. I love y'all

>We are all fine oo Mrs Airstarkane DTOBS
>Let me inform you that you missed nothing actually while away as nothing compares to your sweet weekend romance with the best Baby Boo in the world according to you anyway
>Because my darlings Pweedyuz and dhupsy also acknowledge and appreciate me as the Best of the Bested on planet earth hence our constant Honey-moon trips to Mars, pluto, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus and even Sun since our bodies have genetically developed cooling fins
>Though I almost cheated on them over the weekend because they were away when I was spying on dominion92, Missmossy and Fireandice in the absence of Armynu but Johndanny and one other were around
>you know as Attorney General, I must always say the truth and nothing less but they can't also blame me because like I always say, We Men react to what we see
>while you Women react to what you hear, so the spark plug was ignited and their was a steady flow of current still running the Beauty Circut of Missmossy,
>Though mjblinks- a family friend who was sighted on Satelite TV had earlier encouraged me to be patient with you women but the spirit of seeing is very strong more than anything
>Or is it because I can easily manipulate the law and filed a Divorce?
>Just check out the following product of seeing philosophy resulting in high sale of Super glue
>LogoDWhiz saw Omolola1
>Sent4rina saw mjblinks
>Armynu saw dominion92
>DTOBS saw you Airstarkane
>Shuaibbs saw InvisibleGirl and was never intimidated
>arnomec saw the same InvisibleGirl and made bold his intention to kiss her lips and fingers *Shuaibbs e b like say dis 1 na unanimous point decision against U oo just like Tyson Fury had over Vitali Klitchko oo*
>The City Assembly chambers inhabited by greatestman, Kuchikau, Banks92, amodu and kingsley3218 are codedly doing their thing
>Other Cabinet members such as yanabasee, Ojeifo12, Spymate, Harbioollah, mistarsam,Spanishmario, LMAyedun, Omoalhajayezz, biotechshola,Mikkyboy008,dammybravo and elegushichilling are not left out of the coded moves all in a bid to make the National Matrimony coming up a huge sucess
>Agoro1-Minister of Planning and logistics is not also left out and I hope the Golden City Census is still going on because the motto of your office is work-in-progress oo
>Prettyjo you haven't revealled your hubby to us oo or are you codedly and Culturally collaboring in the lab? After all, You and your fellow Minister of Health [State] are always sampling varied Species of culture mix in the lab
>Because dhupsy actually told me how you guys made her job of overseeing the Administration of Food and Drugs Easier in collaboration with SOG that is yet to have a DG
>I am convinced I should suggest GiftUbani who I am using this opportunity to congratulate on your posting to ENUGU state if eventually mobilized by ABU as you wouldn't have any serious competion for the state from your skul
>Finally na GOD WIN as Presido can equally serve GOLDEN CITY meritoriously by doubling as Minister of Education just like PMB assumed the Ministry of Petroleum Resources since the Substantive Minister of Education in the Person of ClassicTutor is practically Non-performing
>Let me not put my stamp so that the news will not go viral for the fear of being lynched by my Sweeties

Missmossy:
Hehehe



It's making sense, lost in some of the details though. Many people here already.

How you doing

I am superb dear.
Ofcourse as the days draws nearer, we would expect many to storm here with their mind-troubling questions after securing the green light for a possible mobilization come A 2016 tentatively in feb/mar and then one would be overwhelmed by the rate at which the pages shall be spanning up daily.
Finally most of the details you have missed would be brought to the fore once in a while and you will surely get back the whole gist

amodu:
Ekuule oooo



Congratulations to me.

Congrats man but I thought you are also an alumni of Oba Awon Adaniduro University (OAU) who is still awaiting Convo?

yanabasee:
Kbs468, iduno what's working you.... But you've gotta IGNORE... Dude, this fellas aint worth the stress, why kill urself over nothing?

I read down on what these two imbeciles
(stlaibrowne
, InvisibleGirl) wrote, and I smiled and shook my head....

Mtchwwwww.... Just do ya thang! Don't reply f00ls... Just reply people you're cool with....

Fact is.... I miss B15 thread.... Never seen a family like that on here....


@kbs468 If you like cool rap musics.... Download this music.... "Heard about me -- Rich Homie Quan" thank me lera!

pls pls I beg of you, atleast I have made known my reason for the continued reply initially and it had came to a full stop.
I will surely do as suggested even though I am a fan of complete blues but a terrible singer to that effect who only enjoys the lyrics.

hotman0095 pls let bygone be bygone and spare InvisibleGirl of any further critical verbal assault OK as we are one and belong together.

arnomec pls try get additional higher capacity external SD Card/storage device and transfer the files and apps as most of these gadgets actually utilizes more than 40% of the so called follow come ROM gigabytes, most guilty of this are Android devices instead of deleting them. also try download antivirus, phone boosting and trash cleaning apps in other to free memory space of your gadget

biotechshola:
Talking about Kogi election, in my opinion, i think faleke deserves to be given the mandate, i mean it was a joint ticket for him nd late Audu and victory is ascertain.
Considering the fact that the number of Eligible voters ( those who have PVCs) is not up to 25,000. #Myopinion

I thought APC has decided to put forward one Yahaya Bello instead? who is of the Ebira extraction? thus spring up protest from both the camps of Ighala origination to which Late Audu belonged and that of his Son's advocates

nnasino:
hi, everyone. I'm a 2016 batch A hopeful also. Please does your home address affect your posting. For example, if my home address is in lagos state does it stop me from being posted to lagos state? thanks

No and my No is not 100% certain but based on the experience from B15, remember that you will also supply the names and address of 2 next of kin, so inductively no one was supposed to be posted close to one's family's zone if the integration thing is to be respected but I was proven wrong with B15

spixytinxy:
Wow, thanks all, feeling loved, am happy to be here

Ofcourse you should because ours is a Republic that is gender sensitive, hence a rousing welcome for you, InvisibleGirl and the pleasant re-union with Missmossy. Incase you don't know my darlings Pweedyuz-The Minister of Women Affairs and dhupsy-DG NAFDAC are unavoidably absent for now as they are part of the first lady's entourage to foreign nations with respect to the forthcoming Golden City-first family's matrimony

LogoDWhiz:
Start it!
Bring up a topic!

Action not words only

Honestly if not that the general perception of the public would be that one has conceded defeat, else I shouldn't have been replying some comments.
Remember how Airstarkane came up with the idea of #BeyondNysc and arnomec as well as biotechshola among others if I am not mistaken actually suggested we look at Agriculture before we started keying in by relating the Idea to the economic diversification agenda of Nigeria's Federal Government. How many persons actually even contributed b4 the topic was dropped? still in the absence of any positive contrary contribution? Just look at what he typed again after I had earlier on encouraged him to kick-start anything and see if He won't have a follow up instead He kept hitting on the word 'Childish', I guess the public can now decipher who actually deserves to be brandished 'Childish'. This definitely is the last reply that I would ever make in response to whatever form of antagonism again

InvisibleGirl:
Lol. Thank you o!

Otin da oju timi oo.
Henceforth this should be the kind of post we would be seeing from you.
After all, you should have known that once someone comes online and reads previous posts, you would expect a reaction relative to such post, hence like someone said A Born Again shouldn't dwell in the past else what would you yourself make of His or Her repentance?
Henhee, the other NORTH WESTERN STATE I FORGOT IS KEBBI STATE.
Bye.

handsomjulee:
pls house i have 3 questions to ask?
1.sum1 should detail me on MOBILIZATION isues bcoz i dont no if am d one to do it our my skul
2.is it nysc dat wil send us call up no or my skul and wen do we xpect it
3.is it possible for me to pick rivers akwa ibom and lagos (hw do u see d combination base on 2 south south state)
NB i skuld in enugu

welcome
1. Naturally your skul does everything including sending your details to Nysc before your eventual ability to register online as scheduled on the TT that is yet to be released.
However, we advise you to visit your skul now in relation to the mobilization so as to keep abreast of how things are done and having the opportunity of being short listed since most skuls usually have higher number of PCMs than the skul's Nysc quota.
2.Only Nysc allocates call-up numbers and that would come into effect within the scheduled period as shall be indicated on the official TT, to be reflected on the call-up letters as shall be printed within the specified period by only those who would pay the #3045 while those who would not pay shall get theirs from their skuls even before the online printing Date that would be specified on TT
3.You cannot pick more than one state from each region except if they are the NORTH EASTERN STATES OF BORNO, ADAMAWA, BAUCHI, YOBE, TARABA, AND GOMBE THAT ARE PRONE TO SECURITY THREAT AND THUS WOULD NATURALLY EXPERIENCED LOWER PATRONAGE DURING ONLINE REGISTRATION JUST AS InvisibleGirl experienced last term during B15

kobonaire:
if you want to take this title from Man C, you got to take the points where/when you can.

Hmmmmn thank you for your thought but now I want to believe that WENGER is actually a course to ARSENAL going by the history of Tittle failures and Injury crisis ever since he assumed his Managerial role in 1996 and the recent experience with Shefied Wednesday in Capital One Cup, a Trophy He has never won where we lost and 2 players got injured as well as the lost of 7 points out of possible 9 to SPURS, WEST BROM ans NORWICH CITY with they multiple injuries that followed butress my point.