₦airaland Forum

dailytori:
Lol..Well, I've just been following this thread and also waiting for my second semester results to be out. But as I don finally see am and no problem at all . I think its time to introduce myself.

Dailytori

Accountancy

Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike

Which to serve in Port Harcourt

Alright, congratulations and Welcome officially

FASH23:
Please who knows when the mobilization form will close? Pls update me if u knw anytin abt it

No specific date since the NYSC official TT is not out yet bu if you know that your skul has back log of PCMs awaiting mobilization before your set or after yours or you were much in number especially from your department that graduated same time, then dont wait further from going to skul now for lobbying as all of you might not be mobilised at the same time. Take care

Omolola1:


Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Pardon your first lady for hardly visiting the section...
This is because the President and myself have been busy lately, he leaves me tired most of the time.. you know what they say about 'young couples'?
I'm sure ya'all do

Wao! You are justly forgiven and we must admit that its indeed a cheering a news to hear that president LogoDWhiz is actually equal to his conjugal responsibilities but no other person should know about this because that will be disastrous for people to know that we shall be having the FIRST FAMILY's BABY out of wedlock and that will have a dent on his political profile as that will amount to an act of irresponsibility in the face of law but as the Attorney General, I will always find a clause in the constitution to back up that while remembering that NO ABORTION as we must lead by example.
So what U should all be doing is praying to GOD for forgiveness

Koolmak:
The topic doesn't look conventional, but agree or disagree in less than 100 words that MARRIAGE IS A SCAM.Thanks

Bros I have 7-point reaction to the above
>Are you a Blogger?
>Are you married? Athough an affirmative response is not compulsory
>I think the married ones among us in reality are best placed to answer the above poser!
>However as Attorney General and Minister of Information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC who is happily married to both pweedyuz and dhupsy, in less than 100 words, I say MARRIAGE is not a scam if I understand the definition of ur word SCAM as being referred to.
>Again in face dressing my point above, Marriage is only a SCAM in summary to either of the male or female individuals invoved in a union depending on the foundation with which the marriage is based. IS IT FOUNDED ON NATURAL LOVE? ON FINANCIAL MUSCLE AND GAINS? ON JUST EXTENDED FAMILY CONNECTION? ON EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND AND QUALIFICATION? ON INHERITANCE? ON FACIAL BEAUTY AND EXPRESSIONS? IS IT A MARRIAGE OUT OF DESPERATION DUE TO FAMILY PRESSURE? OR IS IT MARRIAGE FOR AN OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE AS COLLATERAL FOR CERTAIN NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL BENEFITS? IT COULD ALSO BE TAGGED A SCAM AFTER BREAKAGE OVER LACK OF
ADULT SATISFACTION.
>So the list is on and on but above all, the word SCAM wouldn't have been compatible to MARRIAGE in expression if the clause 'FOR BETTER FOR WORST, IN HEALTH AND IN SICKNESS, IN AFFLUENCE AND IN LACK FOREVER TILL DEATH DO US APART' is respected to the latter.
>Note that I refered only to the male and female unions alone as the Legal Marriage among GODLY individuals and not otherwise. So let me stop here as we await contributions from other citizens including principal officers.

Koolmak:
Shey if Buhari makes a campaign promise to increase corpers alawee in February 2015 or if senate passes the bill in August of an increase in the allawee to 49800, no be FG dey talk so?

>Morning brother. Well I have no access to all PMB's campaign clips so pls if U have prove of that lets have it.
>Again I repeat THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY NEVER PASSED INTO LAW THAT BILL ON ALLAWEE INCREMENT BY GEJ, IT WAS ONLY ACKNOWLEDGED AND DELIBERATED UPON, THEREAFTER IT WAS THROWN OUT AS IT FAILED TO PASS THROUGH FINAL READING. I BET YOU THAT PMB WOULD HAVE HAD NO CHOICE THAN TO PAY THE PROPOSED #49800 IF IT HAD BEEN PASSED INTO LAW.
>About your topic proposition, bring it on as our learning didn't end in the lecture Rooms/Halls and it shall never end till Baba GOD decides otherwise

amodu:
Meaning there is no continuation in Nigeria government

Morning senator amodu. Well we can't say that categorically because that is the norm with National Assembly such that any Bill that wasn't adopted and passed will never be heard of again unless it is being re-sent or re-sponsored, only Bills passed into Law can be re-visited and amended, so this provision explain the reason behind rushing to pass so many Bills into Law in the last fews days left for them to vacat their seats.
But I still blame GEJ because if he was really sincere, he has after 90 days of non-passage power to append his signature on a Bill into Law if N/A fail over the Bill he sponsored as president but let me be fair to him that for now as I type this I don't know the nitty-gritty of that power and the circumstances he was to apply such power

AirstarKane:
Good morning beautiful family of Golden city. Have a lovely 24hrs living,loving &be happy no matter what. I love you.

Blessed Morning to you too and all citizens as well. We should Just keep sharing the message of Love, Peace and Unity as the basic rudiment of Godliness so that the last phrase of the Nigerian Anthem will not only be rhetorical but practicalised for doing that is Godly

arcnomec:
This is to inform all PCM's of Abia state polytechnic that error list for nysc mobilisation has been pasted today at student affairs unit...........feel free to check your name across the said list,as the final list will be out by 1st week of December .............

And I say congratulations to everyone involved as that was almost the expression used by our Dean S/A in my own skul. 'Come back for correction of error by the end of this month or first week of December'

amodu:
The rumour is not an issue that started during PMB's dispensation but GEJ's own when it was said that a daily feeding allowance of #500 will be included.

What I heard then was that he has approved it and sent to the National Assembly to do the needful which they haven't till now.

The GEJ's attempt was already a foregone conclusion when the bill failed during its second reading if i am not mistaken in the era of the 7th National Assembly. So if that dream is to be actualised, then PMB must re-send a new Bill to that effect but would that be possible? When he is still battling with the idea of #5000 monthly stipend for unemployed graduates and the disadvantaged elderly due to economic melt down?

Yudeeaikay:
it's YUDEEAIKAY Sir

oooohhhh so sorry about d mix up Ma and be rest assured that it's been well noted

Koolmak:
The FG only talk, they don't talk and do....they never play the blues after their reggae.

No no no the FG never said anything about increment oo. When diverse groups were clamouring for the scrapping of NYSC program, so the DG now said they are looking forward to modifying it in future by not making it compulsory so as to reduce the Number and thus a possible increment in the allawee. Then when the DG went to visit PMB, Mr president now said he is assuring them of his total support and would never scrap NYSC program. So that was how the rumours of increament began spreading like wild fire

Mikkyboy008:
I want to use this medium to congratulate Mr President for this great achievement.I wouldn't have asked for a better First Lady.Madam first lady-in prospect,in the person of Omolola1,i congratulate you on your ascension to the first family of this great nation.I wish this union a marital bliss.
Furthermore,Mr Attorney General Sir,i wish to draw our attention to a vacant post that supposedly will be of a huge essence on the date of the glorious ceremony.Although there haven't been any threat prior to this date in this our nation,we should not forsake the safety of our president,first lady,cabinet members and well wishers on that day.In a nutshell,i'll like an appointment to be made in the vacant office of The Ministry of Defense.
Lastly,i don't think i'll call it 'secret admirer' as you earlier said cos the whole house knows i've made public my intention of taking Val601 as the missing rib of my ministry.Of which i've had no reply thus far.Madam first lady,if I were to make my first wish to you,i'll ask for that match-making to be a reality cos I believe your words to your fellow gender will go a long way.
God bless this great city.
Sign:Minister of Science and technology

Cc:LogoDWhiz
Omolola1
Kbs468
Val601

>Thank U for your Sos message over Val601 before hand even though I know she is a pretty simple sweet Lady who will definitely see the romantic side of ur message as expressing how much U care about her. All d same there is no cause for alarm as all the ladies in the house will surely do their things and see to the success of our expectation.
>Thank U again for appreciating mr president and he himself has responded appropriately to the situation of things regarding the Defence Ministry. Above all, there wont be any cause for alarm as the permanent secretary of the Ministry is discharging the responsibities of a Minister judiciously pending the appointment of a substantive Minister as the chief of Army staff, chief Naval staff, chief of Air staff as well as that of General staff are cooperating with him diligently

kuchikau:
.... Very close to ABUJA
#Iamawiseman#

dats lovely and #ofcourseweareallwisemenandwomen#

LogoDWhiz:


Lovely.


Kbs468, you know what next to do!

Very gud presido and let me b d first to congratulate U over d consent of Lady Omolola1 agreeing to belong to d first family.
>Let me now notify Foreign Affairs Minister Johndanny on any interest of participation by our oversea partners.
>Minister of Planning and logistics Agoro1, ur office must also b involve with d upcoming funfair and festivity oo.
>Minister of Arts and cultural Heritage, Spymate remember that dis is an opportunity to showcase d best of our culture to the world with d aim of boosting tourism.
>Finance Minister spanishmario b ready to order d CBN Governor to credit d precidency's account for d celebration
>LMEAyedun pls no need 4 any investigation although d celebration involves economic and financial activity but we wont b reckless in expenditure to d detriment of d citizens
>dhupsy my daling and DG NAFDAC pls get in touch with d best company in terms of food and beverages to be consumed
>Pweedyuz my daling and minister of women Affairs pls organise ur female folk irrespective of political divide as it is all about women on that day.
>Mjblinks pls kindly render a helping hand to ur friends and my dalings on d task át hand.Do also prepare ur hand over note which ofcourse I knw shall be emotional
>Minister of land and Housing arnomec you knw what to do about d 5-star Hotels to b booked for our foreign guests
>Minister of Agricultural Resources mistarsam pls prepare a speech detailing our government's desire to diversify d economy by refocusing on agriculture and agro allied industries as we look forward to maximizing d opportunity at hand economically
>DTOBS ensure all Radio and Television stations are agog with d latest info in d history of GOLDEN CITY and d importance of Marriage since 'The family' is d basic unit of any soceity
>dammybravo Minister of sport pls give d go ahead for an international friendly match for our female soccer team
>Ojeifo12 pls notify other Ministers dat president LogoDWhiz's desire is for every federal executive cabinet member to attend d occasion along side their spouses even if they ar not wedded yet ofcourse U should remember that the Villa's principal staff members wont be left out including urself
>VP Armynu I believe U av also decided btw dominion92 and yudeeeikay because U knw as d VP sitting beside d president, ur spouses will also be by ur sides
>greatestman, Kuchikau, Banks92, amodu and kingsley3218 pls pass my bill on the prohibition of mr president from taking anoda wife while in office into Law immediately to avoid crisis in future as unknown beauties must be jealous of Omolola1 by now
>Other Ministers pls the presidential spokesperson will communicate further details to U although mjblinks will always relay dis message to her swithart sent4rina.
>Finally, Minister of Petroleum Harbioollah pls ensure that d present fuel crisis is nipped in the bud for a sweet and smooth celebration so dat d citizens will not accuse us of negligence to their plight.
>Hahahahahahaha its time for us to knw d secret admirers of Airstarkane, Richiy, grocery, vannesa, Besea, ceceliaa34, ChizzyB, ruthobaz, chisophia, Essential824, Yudeeaikay, MIZPosh, rosalieene, ashakemi enermercy phoebe Val601, datigbogirl, iamtaiwo, Nyfa and others
>Cc
Yanabasee
Mikkboy008
elegushichilling
ClassicTutor
biotechshola
prettyjo
omoalhajayezz
>Sign: Attorney general and Minister of information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

AirstarKane:
Ekaaro o, Ntutu Oma,Ina kwana
I dey hail my Goldencity family. Good Morning and God bless you. Don't forget to share love,light and peace. I love you

ke ma ina kwana sarauniya. An wayi gari lafiya? Tabas aka ce daga harshen gaisuwan ki gare mu duka a GOLDEN CITY

DTOBS:
As at this time of the day, I am the only one here...maka why?
LogoDwhiz (_boss), Kbs468 (boss), Armynu(boss), amodu (boss), Sent4rina (boss), yanabasse(boss), kuchikau(Oga), greatestman(Oga at the top), dominion(princess), Airstarkane (sweetheart).... etc....are you guys still sleeping?

Not at all. For me I was consulting with Baba GOD ceremoniously that time because normally we are expected to consult with him every seconds of our life both in thoughts, actions, judgement and deeds.
I hope your emergence as the Governor of dis state of 124 is not dubious else U risk impeachment
oh sorry I thought its because U are the Governor was y U mentioned dat time of d day.

dominion92:
Its nice but I would implore us to start whatever ideas we have in mind now and not wait until the service year is over. If we commit her hands and heart to achieving it even before the end of our service year, we could be an employer of labour
#BeyondNysc

The future is bright

ofcourse the whole Idea is not about waiting till after but beginning from now. Lets have more suggestions.
I must warn dat Agriculture has its down side to mean the starting environment, which is usually grassrooted so If you ar used to city life den U must understand dat adaptation to change of environment is ur first challenge in life. #Believenow #breakdangotesyndrome #BeyondNYSC

kuchikau:
.... This reminds me of the lands I bought while in my 200L. **Breakthedangotesyndrome**

That is a foundation depending on location #BeyondNYSC

Moyanbe:
This is a welcome development from me. I believe agriculture have a long way to solve the problems in Nigeria likewise others too. I will implore others to #talktheirown. Am a proud Agricultural student and also practising it as a business and profession. Check my website www.farmlifeng.com Am open to any interested candidate. Meanwhile, I will like to vie for Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development.

Good and I think the Agricultural graduate list has grown up 3 or 4 now. #Brainstorming #BeyondNYSC

Henrodah:
Hope that referee is not ghanian

Imagine CAF ooo appointing a referee from NAMIBIA that shares boarder with Swaziland. Its just like Nigeria playing South Africa with the referee from Niger Republic, chad, Benin Republic or Cameroun

emitope:
hi. Nice to meet u...just ddnt wanna b a 'lonely face in the crowd'.

You can only b lonely in a crowd if U choose to. I am alone here on nysc thread since B15 but i am proud of being alone for now tho
Citizens i am off as I wanna watch Nigeria vs Swaziland
BYE

AirstarKane:
You guys are just making my head swell no mind me jare# still on the matter. What I was even proposing is that we can share brilliant ideas or if possible create a team of people with different fields, having projects I don't mind meeting physically(if possible) I believe in doing cos all we doing here is commenting. @ Mr presy what's the way forward. You made mention of networking. I just think we should give ourselves a helping hand, Brainstorm . Citizens of Golden city, go for gold #Beyondnysc

ofcourse we av no better way of brain storming before the prospect of physicallity will be possible than commenting here first before the feasibility of networking which to me must and should be a group of people of like minds business wise.
A think Cutehector has suggested Agriculture which to me is not a bad idea since it will rather amount to keying into Nigeria's Economic cum Revenue generation drive which ofcourse has a great and bright profit inclination given the huge market space before we then diversify into manufacturing and beyond, thus the Dangote syndrome is about to be broken for good #BeyondNYSC

AirstarKane:
Topic: #Beyond NYSC
I was discussing with someone and she told me something,there's poverty in the future and also wealth in the future but what's your preparation to meet the future. I just thought of this,this morning. What will happen beyond nysc whether we like it or not one year will pass but do we have plans for the next phase and if you want to do something big like needing a team it won't be a bad idea to have people that share you view here. I will be happy if we can build multinational companies here. What are you thinking beyond nysc cos it's just a year but after that nko. Do you intend looking for job or creating your wealth.?i just dey talk ni o. We can build teams here na or wetin una think.

Abeg try read am

Hmmmmn I alway believe that I shall be great after accumulating a retinue of friends in secondary skul, another set in University and definitely another set during NYSC as I am already doing here, certainly the set after service will cap it all. Definitely ur idea of #BeyondNYSC is a typical product of the adage 'What a man can do, a woman can do even better'.
I must say the topic is a laudable idea of someone with a good forsight as I wont say perfect foresight because only GOD has the monopoly of PERFECTION However Business and multinational companies have their foundations on simple Ideas with deligent and disciplined program of plan that blossomed with Adequate and dedicated funding. So while we discuss ideas and their feasibilities, people with no initial capital for investment or funding referees can as well plan to take any available job on salary basis with plans ahead since if we critically analyze the age and status of the owners of the prominent companies, they did not start overnight, it took them time energy and resources. There is however light at the end of the tunnel because NYSC is presently running a lending program of between N500,000-2Million for a any workable business with only NYSC certificate as collateral. So between 20-50 CMs can resolve and come up together as one entity, U can calculate what that will amount to afterall the END OBJECTIVE OF EVERY BUSINESS IS TO MAXIMIZE PROMISE THROUGH CUSTOMER FRIENDLY RELATION FUELLED AND SUSTAINED WITH PROPER FUNDING. So the ball is in our court.

datigbogirl:
thanx bro...I've been outta info for long.

welcome sis

Omolola1:
Doing good, DTOBS...hanging in

Omolola1 in case U ar not aware, it is no longer news dat president LogoDWhiz has made known his romantic interest in U and hereby congratulate U in advance as U get set for d fame and pleasure attached to d ofice of d FIRST LADY of GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC. Be rest assured dat an elaborate plan of funfair is undreway to herald ur official assumption of office

Armynu:
I have freed him and I crave his indulgence to do likewise.... Give to ceasar what belongs to Ceasar.... You know, man must start somewhr.

Absolutely yes. But pls press d of dominion92 or yudeeeikay on tym so dat citizens will knw d executive ladies of their officials or U wanna go my of double assault?

Sent4rina:
Ok then.

I guess U have forgoten that mjblinks and spanishmario ar old time friends and besides our Golden City is in Africa thus U knw our culture very well, so encouraging dat kind of pecks btw dem will affect our revenue generation as d Arts and culture ministry headed by Spymate will not be able to generate anytin since foreigners will no longer b coming for tourism for our unique cultural exploitation as nothin will be new to dem anymore