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AirstarKane:
Ki lon sele eyin omo Golden City what's good?

Faaji nsaaaaaaaan!
Lori ere idaraya ti apa boooluu EPL ati El-classico idije odun yi larin Real Madrid ti wan da oju bole latari pasan iya ati Barcelona ti o yege lori won

shuaibbs:
Just spent a staggering 5 hours 10am to 3 pm on the queue for pms (petrol), don't know whether that's how it is at other senatorial districts or maybe it's the new norm, but as a distinguished senator, I would like to draw the attention of the president of the senate, and indeed the executive council to this economy crippling oddity!

Thank you.


Cc
Logodwhiz
Greatestman
Kbs468
Harbioollah
et al...





#Cheers

Distinguished Senator, I believe what we need to do is for the DG RADIO TELEVISION & NOA to carryout a massive awareness and sensitization program to encourage Citizens to key into the Federal Government change agenda ELSE HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THE INTENTIONAL SCARCITY OF PMS JUST BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED THAT ITS NNPC STATIONS SHALL HENCEFORTH COMMENCE A 24HRS SERVICE ACROSS THE NATION BECOME A PROBLEM? IF THE INDEPENDENT MARKETERS SELLS AND DISPENCE PMS AT SAME PRICE AND OUTPUT AS THE NNPC STATIONS, WHO WILL GO AFTER THE NNPC STATIONS THAT ARE FAR AWAY FROM ONES VICINITY? But because they are used to earning huge profits in the petroleum industry through dubious means, so they dont want any change hence the non-selling attitude causing scarcity every where all in a bid to force a reversal of that policy

johndanny:
Good morning my good people of Golden City hope u all slept well, have a lovely weekend

you too

AirstarKane:
Good morning Y'all. I came home you were asleep how are you? Golden city peepz today is Saturday, what's happening in your area wedding,engagement,birthday etc I want to eat jollof rice

Hahaha
you have been away from home for 3 days full unexplained, yet you want me to invite you for another outing? Do you want DTOBS to accuse me? Or you want both pweedyuz and dhupsy start suspecting me?
Better stay home and explain why and where you have been for 3 days because you only came in on the 3rd night while was sleeping and I guess it must have been the security man that opened the gate for you

Pls we have followed the tweaking step outlined in page 12 but the reply is 'file does not exist' after trying to generate IMEI before actually applying the changing procedure. Even after browsing other methods, when it comes to downloading, its either Jumi.a or wecha.t install prompt page that appears

LogoDWhiz:
*smiles*

I believe all is well.

And I believe latest by March. We'll be in Camp.

And we'll all see a good place as PPA.

As for me I just want a PPA with a conducive environment.
With free accommodation and a low-level cost of living.
Then I don't mind if I teach or work in ministry

3-in-1>Amen oo and #basedonbelieve
>Yes that's what we all desire but the truth is that the experience is not usually palatable at all because you need to see CMs hustling for accomodation with students around student hostels in my skul since the skul resumption is just 6 weeks *and many have not resumed because of harsh economy such that the skul itself did not implement the #5000 late registration fine* after being told that CORPERS LODGE is already filled up while collecting their acceptance letters.

Sambest2:
If your result have gotten senate approval before/during NYSC start requesting from various institutions (Senate of most schools have already approved their students results ) and your department have no (or few) backlog of awaiting PCM of previous set(s) then you are good to go.

Thank you sir for coming to his or her Aid. But for IghravweIG's mind to be at rest I suggest he or she visit skul or contact colleagues so as to keep abreast what is going on in his or her skul presently

DTOBS:
Good day ladies and gentlemen of golden city.
This is a little info about our waiting for service year...
From our informant at the NYSC headquarter,we were made to understand that Batch A of 2015 CMs service year is "likely" to be shortened so as to pave way for the incoming Batch A of 2016 which is tentatively February/March. This means that instead of A15 passing out April,it is possible (final decision rest with NYSC as it is yet to meet over that officially) that they pass out Earlie February or mid February.
Like I said before,it was a little info I could get from our informant at the NYSC headquarter.
Thank you all!
DTOBS
DG, Radio,Television and NOA.
cc: LogoDwhiz
Kbs468
Armynu
kuchikau
greatestman
Airstarkane
yanabasse
Sent4rina
Omolola1
mjblinks
spanishmario
all golden city citizens.

>Arcnomec surely the TT will clear all our doubt
>Armynu yes for i am prepared for any how it goes
>DTOBS atleast your info has just confirmed all we have been speculating and certainly our thoughts about PPA trouble and NYSC decision are related
>LogoDWhiz certainly a drastic action must be taken else we may never have A B and C batches again
>Naturally, every Batch usually observe only 11 months in PPA with the 20 days camping experience and day/days of passing out parade also considered as 1 full month hence the reason behind paying FIRST ALLAWEE IN CAMP before decamping
>FINALLY, BELIEVE YOU ME ALL, THIS SPECULATIONS AND CONTINGENCY CONCERN WILL NO DOUBT INFLUENCE THE ANTICIPATED TIME TABLE AS WHATEVER DECISION IT IS, SURELY THE BUDGET WILL DEFINITELY CAPTURE IT.

lonngmann:
No p bro...am sure you miss her

Thanks man...Infact I miss all of them but solace in Mum, maternal grand Ma and Auties

gentlegenius:
You spoke well... I see wisdom written all over your comment.

GOD Bless You Brother atleast I feel happy and satisfied that someone could reason along with me. I wouldn't have been surprised by the number of likes and share if I had written something in the affirmative to the OP's action anyway.

Sent4rina:
You made an obvious point here. Its left 4 NYSC crew to regulate the mobilizatn ish dis year or neva.

Though the issue of PPA can nt be over look, buh they should retrace their steps and fall bak on track.

Biotecshola also made a valid point too and likewise Koolmak but one point they didn't quite observed very well is the fact that IN THE PAST WHEN BATCH A B AND C HELD SWAY, THERE ARE NO CMs FOR STREAM II ACROSS MAJORITY OF STATES LIKE A15 and B15 ARE PRESENTLY DISPLAYING EXCEPT FOR THE BH STATES THAT HAD TO WAIT FOR OTHERS TO DECAMP BEFORE STREAM II RESUMES CAMPING. HENCE IF WE CAN GET THE TOTAL NUMBER OF CMs FOR A14 B14 C14 AND THAT OF A15 B15, THEN COMPARE, I BELIEVE THAT WE MAY SEE NO CLEAR CUT DIFFERENCE.
We should also remember that B15 stream II will also camp and decamp to polute the same PPA they are complaining about now.
NOT FORGETTING THAT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT RECENTLY COLLAPSED OR MERGED SOME MINISTRIES TOGETHER HENCE THE NUMBERS THAT USUALLY GOES TO SOME MINISTRIES BEFORE WILL NOW JOIN THE EDUCATION TRAIN AGAIN BECAUSE THE TREND IN NIGERIA IS THAT WHATEVER TRANSPIRED AT FEDERAL LEVEL IS USUALLY REPLICATED AT THE STATES LEVEL AND THIS WAS RECENTLY OBSERVED IN IMO AND NASARAWA STATES.
We should just hope for feb/mar but if everything turns out otherwise, then we should not be disappointed after all, NYSC ACTUALLY USED THE WORD TENTATIVE which everyone could check up its meaning

LogoDWhiz:
I think everything will fall in place

Ameen by his Grace

Koolmak:
Brother, l understand your choice and use of words, the thing is any information that has any bit of contradiction to our hopes of Feb/March ain't comfortable at all.

Brother person too don tey to be out of 1st degree palava oo. But still i dont want you to be disappointed oo incase feb/mar did not materialised because my reference to the meaning of the word as used is actually the word 'TENTATIVE' as it applies to NYSC TWITTER HANDLE

Koolmak:
Forget am. A16 billed for Feb/March won't be postponed. Why will they postpone it? NYSC has always had 3 batches per year so please stop all these assumptions that can give us high BP.

CALM DOWN BRO AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANY BP RISE AS MY CHOICE OF WORDS ARE IN LINE WITH MY STATEMENT ie
FEARED-my fear could be reversed
ONLY TREND-no other reason whatsoever
COULD JEOPARDIZE-not MUST jeopardize
ABOVE ALL, REMEMBER THAT NYSC ACTUALLY USED THE EXACT WORD 'TENTATIVE' IN THE TWITTER MESSAGE AND I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE WHO SAW THE COMMENT WILL AGREE WITH ME. OFCOURSE WE ALL KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD AS USED

lonngmann:
All i can say is ur grandma was wrong about tall men

Hahahahahahaha dont mind me. Those are some of the things that makes me remember her when she is chatting with me about my Dad and his younger bro because they are tall

I SHAKE MY HEAD FOR THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY.
CAN ANYONE BELIEVE THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY CONDEMNED THE OP FOR HIS IMMORAL ACT OF ADULT SATISFACTION BEFORE MARRIAGE? I MEAN HE SAID GIRLFRIEND AND NOBODY SAW ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT AMONG ALL RESPONDENTS BEFORE I CLICKED THE REPLY BUTTON FOR MY COMMENT.
ITS JUST TOO RIDICULOUS THAT SAME PEOPLE WILL DRESS TO KILL ON SUNDAYS AND FRIDAYS WITH THE INTENTION OF OBSERVING THE CEREMONIOUS WORSHIPPING CONSULTATION WITH GOD INSTEAD OF MAKING THE CONSULTATION A UNIQUE ONE IN EVERY SECONDS OF THE DAY THROUGH THOUGHTS, ACTIONS, STATEMENTS AND DEEDS

ezou28:
I am 2016 Batch A Prospective Corp Member.
I want to know which state have more state allowance for corps members?

Bro welcome and let me reply you this way:
PLS DO NOT PEG YOUR 3 CHOICE OF STATES TO STATE ALLAWEE ALONE AS THAT EQUATION IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOR GOOD AFTER STATES GOVERNORS RAISED ALARM FROM THEIR MEETING THIS WEEK THAT THEY CAN'T PAY MINIMUM WAGE ANYMORE OWING TO SHORTAGE OF FUND FROM FEDERAL ALLOCATION. SO IF THEY CANT PAY WORKERS ANYMORE WOULD YOU EXPECT THEM TO CONTINUE PAYING THE LARGE NUMBER OF CMs RESIDENT IN THEIR STATES?
HOWEVER, CALM DOWN AS WE WILL SURELY KNOW ABOUT THE EXACT TREND OF PAYMENT WHEN B15 CREW HITS THEIR VARIOUS PPAs OK AND I AM ASSURING YOU OF THAT

lonngmann:
Good morning!
Who is the classrep here?

let me put a smile on the faces of GOLDEN CITY's CITIZENS this morning includin you as suggested by biotechshola.
Now here it goes,
MY GRAND MUM USED TO SAY EVERY TALL HUMAN HAS HIS OR HER BRAIN UNDER HIS OR HER FEET.
So from your moniker, she is equally refering to you as you could not observe that this is a country of its own. What you should have asked is WHO IS THE CLASSREP OF SO SO AND SO COURSE IN SO SO LEVEL OF SO SO DEPARTMENT IN SO SO FACULTY/COLLEGE OF SO SO SKUL so that your collesgues concerned would reply accordingly since this country has different schools under the ministry of Education among other ministerial institutions present.
Hahahahhahhaha
Pun of humur intended bro and welcome

mickyswaggz:
I had the same question in mind but thanks for clearing that

You welcome bro and that is why we said this forum is not all about fun and political mimicry as everyone too is expected to say something and anwers or assistance can only be made available when questions are being asked after all as the saying goes 'A PROBLEM SHARED IS HALF-SOLVED'. So again everyone should feel free about anything including questions

deipiero10:
So I went to report to my ppa at jos north LG secretariat and was astonished at the number of coppers there (about 60 or more) in that small place. Most of us got rejected and now have to find another ppa. I'm not familiar with this area so any suggestion will be appreciated. Studied business economics and Finance.

Sorry bro and wishing you all the best. However where ever go ensure you move around in multiples atleast in twos or more.
Thanks for this info all the same.
Cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
greatestman
kuchikau
Ojeifo12
yanabasee
Johndanny
arnomec
sent4rina
biotechshola
Mikkyboy008
DTOBS
pls all citizens this info is for you whether your moniker is mentioned or not.
I FEARED THIS IS THE ONLY TREND THAT COULD JEOPARDIZE OUR HOPE OF MOBILIZATION COME FEB/MAR, I MEAN PPA AVAILABILITY BECAUSE AN EXACT SCENERIO ACTUALLY PLAYED OUT ON TUESDAY WHEN I VISITED MY SKUL AND I SAW MULTITUDE OF CMs AWAITING ACCEPTANCE LETTER WHILE SOME ONLY CAME DOWN TO THE UNI FOLLOWING A REJECTION EXPERIENCE FROM THEIR ORIGINAL PPA AND OFCOURSE THEY WERE SUMMARILY REJECTED AGAIN WITH THE DEAN S/A SHOWING THEM A LARGE BRIGADE OF EXISTING/SERVING CMs.
SO IF COMPLAINTS ARE RIFE ABOUT THIS PROBLEMATIC TREND, I GUESS NYSC WILL HAVE NO CHOICE THAN SHIFTING OURS TO A TIME WHEN A15 WOULD HAVE ROUNDED OFF NOT FORGETTING THAT B15 STREAM II WILL BE HITTING CAMP NEXT WEDNESDAY

Greycious:
morning guys, pls I have a question. I schooled in the northcentral zone, my state of origin also falls in the same N/C. But my place of birth & residential address is in the Southwest (Lag precisely). The issue is that I wish to serve in the same s/w (lag/ogun). But I heard that I wont be able to select any s/w state. how true is this & is there any way out?.

Hello and good morning bro, I dont know if you have been answered but here is what is required.
DURING ON-LINE REGISTRATION, ONLY YOUR STATE OF ORIGIN AND SCHOOL's STATE OF DOMICILE WILL NOT POP-UP AMONG THE STATES YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SELECT ONE OF THREE STATES IN ANY OF THE SIX GEO-POLITICAL ZONES. THE ONLY EXCEPTION FOR STATES NOT POPPING UP IS WHEN THE STATES HAVE BEEN FILLED UP HENCE THEY WILL AUTHOMATICALLY BE REMOVED FROM YOUR VIEWING

Sammie2310:
I am bro... dats why I was posted to UST...

Alright then and congrats man.

Sammie2310:
I am bro... dats why I was posted to UST...

Alright then and congrats man.

biotechshola:
Do u knw that we exercise at least 36 muscles in our body when we smile? Try Keep a smiling face always..it's the least u can do for yourself.

Thanks for the insight Minister. We promise to always force citizens to do just that

biotechshola:
Eagerly waiting for d day kbs468 will ask at d altar dat ''anyone who dosnt want logoDwiz nd omolola to be joined as husband and wife should raise hs hand or keep mute forever'' until them, am watching in 3D..

Lol but all I know is that you are a Minister too and as such you wouldn't want to jeopardise our effort and dent the Image of GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC before the eyes of the international community and those present and well seated otherwise the Jegarization of any Orubebeism from you wont be difficult to come by.
BTW, president LogoDWhiz had in the past suffered a near-similar experience when we lost mjblinks my family friend to her sweety sent4rina, he actually kept his cool as a gentle man of calibre who knew that women reacts emotionally to what they hear while we men react to what we see, Hence he succeeded with Omolola1 just in a carbon copy of what tranpired between those described above.
So move on and press other buttons while we await d dee day afterall you are in medical line as Minister of [state] Health, so getting a new spouse shouldn't be difficult

Sammie2310:
Rivers State University of Science and Technology

#smiles#

sam pls are you also a first class graduate too? Just want to confirm if there clamouring was a mere charade. Could choose to mention me somewhere else if you are not confortable with my question thanks

2el:
How do I redeploy after 3month ??

Let me start by asking how is Akwa Ibom? In your first 4 official days of reality outside a 21 days militarised camping experience.
I must admit that we couldn't come rejoice with you guys here on your camp vacation eve as we were also busy celebrating our 100 states centenary milestone in our GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC, although your 'failure' to honour our invitation to you as foreign partners was quite understandable as you also had tight schedule as at then.
Incase you dont know, myself and LogoDWhiz along side Armynu, yanabasee, Johndanny, arnomec, DTOBS, sent4rina and a host of others have been saddled with the responsibility of steering the affairs of that republic known to you all as NYSC BATCH A16 THREAD.
So back to your question, I think the era of redeployment whether in 1st, 2nd or after the 3rd month is gone for good with the Idea of 3 choices made during registration except if someone has an undisclosed ailment that shoul d have taken one authomatically to prefered single state of choice for access to adequate medical attention.
LOVE YOU BATCH B15 AMBASSADORS AS YOU ALL HAVE MADE US PROUD BY NOT INVOLVING YOURSELVES IN CAMP DISMISSAL SYNDROME ACTIVITIES and I think we must celebrate this with ogas at the top-seun, yokiti, crazyman, ogbeche77 as WE LOOK FORWARD TO EMULATING YOU GUYS. In P-square's voice *Well done well don well done*

Omolola1:
Pray, tell...you obviously got the wrong meaning.
Now, you should ask the Lord for forgiveness

I saw where U used emoticon but its not showing on Nairaland posts again so we have to react as things appears

Omolola1:
Pray, tell...you obviously got the wrong meaning.
Now, you should ask the Lord for forgiveness

Note worthy I admit I am wrong in assuming beyond ur meaning even though what I said is still within the truth of our soceital experiences. Besides U knw no one is listening since its between U and I, so what did you actually mean by
'Pardon your first lady for hardly visiting the section...
This is because the President and myself have been busy lately, he leaves me tired must of the time...you know what they say about 'young couples'?
I'm sure ya'all do'
U know I double as the Attorney General so i am in the best possible to give meaning to comments as evidence and pass judgement accordingly. So once again let me hear ur meaning first.Remember no one is close by

Omolola1:
Pray, tell...you obviously got the wrong meaning.
Now, you should ask the Lord for forgiveness

i am listening

eji2015:
Please guys, when do you Nysc batch C going to camp?

If you mean NYSC Batch C of 2016 then barring any change, it will hold by this time next year.
But if you are refering to this year, then no Batch C however Batch B 2015 Stream II is scheduled to hit camp 24/25 November

KoddyAfrik:
15B jux passd out guess its time 16A started....I rep 16A

Welcome but B15 is not done yet as STREAM II camping is due to commence on 24/25 November

Val601:
OMG! I can't stop blushing @Mikkyboy008 I would love to be your Mrs Minister of Science and technology..

Mikkyboy008 have U seen how she has proven to be what and how I described her? Congratulations by the way and keep looking forward to d day

Koolmak:
l like your comment gan.
Am not a blogger....Am as single as 1 too...From what have heard, even partners in marriages whose foundation were laid on 'solid rocks' tend to feel they are scammed at some point. And those vows, l think they seem to be forgotten just as they are been made, if not the institution should not be recording such failures.

Yes SOLID ROCKS whose chemical constituents are nothing but LIES.
As far as HUMAN ADULTS continue to SABOTAGE TRUTH AND SINCERITY in its daily dealings, definitely failure, chaos and commotion will always be the END RESULT OF SABOTOURS.
Let me end it this way, A child who while growing up lays claim to things and toys that doesn't belong to him or her by raising alarm and shedding tears has admitted, believed and expressed LIE as a convinced TRUTH, so as a GROWN UP HUMAN NOW, THAT CHILD SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONVINCED OF THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE NOW, BUT REVERSE IS USUALLY THE CASE AS PEOPLE LIKE AND CHERISH CONTINUEING IN THAT MENTALITY THEY HAVE GROWN AND DEVELOPED WITH.
ANOTHER SIMPLE EXAMPLE IS THE LIFE STYLES IN NOLLYWOOD AND THE EVENTUAL REAL LIFE SITUATIONS OF DIVORCE COMMON AMONG THE SO CALLED CELEBRITIES WHO DONT NORMALLY PRACTICE WHAT THEY ACT ON SCREEN BECAUSE THEY DONT BELIEVE IN WHAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER RATHER IN THE MONETARY ASPECT OF THE MOVIE STORY RELATIONSHIPWISE ESPECIALLY AMONG THE FEMALES