₦airaland Forum

Armynu:
Well said Minister of Information, I am sure that by now datigbogirl is well enlightened..

Thank you sir and I have equally read mjblink's submission as my impatience initially was as a result of envy and luv for her

Mikkyboy008:
Oops.Sorry sis.These questions are way above my intuition and knowledge as regards NYSC.I'll have to ask the house to help out on this one.
Mr President Sir and My honourable minister of information,any info or help as regards her questions?
Cc:LogoDWhiz
Kbs468

Thank you Honorable Minister. Datigbogirl has adequately been responded to

datigbogirl:
How are you so sure the next batch is Feb/March? you be winch abi you just wan sell your market sharpsharp?

calm down miss. Its no longer news dat nysc tweeted under its handle @nysc_ng dat it shall be reverting to 3 batches as its used to be because d present formation was due to shortage in budget and tentatively A16 is btw Feb/Match.
Portal shall be opened from d date dat shall be indicated on d Time Table to be released hopefully before this year runs out.
About ur own case of abscondment, U can read more about dat on remolization @ nysc.gov.ng but I would still suggest that you revisit ur skul to lodge a complain so as to b on a safer side since you have lost ur login details, besides you said last year which means U ar refering to C14 or so and NYSC has undergone two series of changes with A15 and B15 mobilization pattern, equally you can create a twitter account, follow and tweet ur questions as it affects U directly so that we wont be feeding U wit info based on assumptions since U ar lagging behind wit many batches already
GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC is a name we gave to dis thread out of fun and as a republic, it means there should be a government in place hence d desire to av leaders who would be directing affairs of a funtional government all for fun and I am sure U ar already catching it urself. Incase dis ar d constituted authorities here
LogoDWhiz-president
Armynu-VP
greatestman-Senate president
Kuchikau-DSP
Kbs468-Attorney General and Minister of Information
Ojeifo12-presidential spokesperson
Banks92-Senate Majority Leader
yanabasee-Minister of Internal Affairs
Johndanny-Minister of Foreign Affairs
sent4rina-Minister of works and Infrastructure
arnomec-Minister of Land and Housing
spanishmario-Minister of finance
Pweedyuz-my daling and Minister of women Affairs
prettyjo-Minister of Health
biotechshola-Minister of Health [state]
dammybravo-Minister of sports
Omoalhajayezz-Miniser of Inter Governmental Affairs
egushichilling-Minister of Justice
spymate-Minister of Arts and Cultural Heritage
Mikkyyboy008-Minister of Science and Tecnology
Mistarsam-Minister of Agricultural resources
Harbioollah-Minister of Petroleum
LMEAyedun-EFCC Chairman
dhupsy-my daling and DG NAFDAC
DTOBS-DG Radio Television and National orientation Agency

mjblinks:
I have but tell him to be patient with women. Did he think is easy with my friend that he is taking a second wife. Don't he know that no woman is ready to share her man.

but they knew they ar two as our house is already transiting from double glory to multiple glory. Howeva I av rescinded the plot to also multiply my wives.
So d status quo happiness dat existed btw pweedyuz and dhupsy will be maintained

mjblinks:
I want to dedicate this page to my sweetheart






Sent4rina








For your luv






And support.









Also to my brother














Spanishmario








For your brotherly luv.






To all my friends in Golden city.



I luv u all.

What a sweet turn of event from former First Lady to being the First officially recognised executive female Governor! I am happy for d family and ur kind gestures towards restoring my own family too

amodu:
I hope he has paid the necessary charges before showcasing his wares?

Cc: LogoDWhiz
CC: Armynu
Cc: Kbs468

Minister of Finance Spanishmario should be aware of dat for d Taxation and marketing departments ar under his supervision

Armynu:
That's great... DTOBs wants all to himself. He won't even limme find one... Anywhere I go he goes? Help me ask him is he MTN

Lol. Good morning everyone.
But its like I saw you wen you were on a tete-ah-te wit Yudeeeikay?
Btw if he is really then he should be ready for heavy fine for failing to disconnect as at wen due even tho he can still keep Airstarkane subject 2 U and d presido not taking a second which could only b quashed by Omolola1

dhupsy:
Good nyt guys...

perfect nyt kiss 4 u queen and DG

Armynu:
Hahahaha.. Naso sha. Tor u go buckle up bdat o... I trust u sha.

Oga VP I was initially thinking wit my brain and not my heart else I shuld av seen and hear dhupsy close by. so I denounce d tag of womanizer afterall Airstarkane is already signalling DTOBS

Sent4rina:
Haven't i told u to calm down, that she will surely come bak to u...

U sure did and above all, dhupsy b rest assured dat we are very well luved by d entire GOLDEN CITY CITIZENS and its our duty to reciprocate their kind gesture by keepin dem happy alway both in terms of our official duties and privat life
MODIFIED: AS THE CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNOR OF THIS PAGE, I PERSONALLY SUMMON ALL WEED AND GANGER DEALERS TO COME DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE COS MY GOVERNMENT IS BENT ON INCREASING INTERNALLY GENERATED REVENUE FOR BETTER INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT AS WELL AS CREATING JOB OPPORTUNITIES FOR BOTH MENTAL HEALTH WORKERS AND MEDICAL INSTITUTIONS THAT SHALL BE TEACHING AND GROOMING THEM FOR EXPERTISE.
Sign: GOVERNOR (Kbs468) of 116 STATE in GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

dhupsy:
Lolz...tnk u, dt am silent doesn't mean am not wt u guys.

ofcourse I personally know dat but d public wont believe me nauw because everyone knws dat action speaks louder dan voice nauw so whateva I say or talk about us wunt make meanin to dem but atleast once in a while like dis pleases me and everyone as well

Sent4rina:
Kbs468 hope u are happy nw, dhupsy is around.

Absolutely beyond words are my excitement but u can see d change in my tonation and dat actually came on sighting her

Yes yes yes I can see d Dchiefpriest, wen I see d Chief Imam and Reverend father or Arch Bishop, I shall formerly announce d prayer team of GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

dhupsy:
Can't laf ooooo

dats y I trust & luv U more cos u take life soo easy and u knw I only meant to make u laugh d more just as I am used to doing

Dailytori welcom and pls com and intro ursef so dat I can b sanctioning ur stories if dey ar reputable and credible

My daling dhupsy the DG NAFDAC pls forget about d divorce tin post u saw, it was actually a ploy to make u turn up as I was jealous of some of our cabinet colleagues and now dat u ar here I say welcom

Armynu:
You are on fire today oh!!!! Hilarious post got me laughing like mad....

Lol
VP yes naa cos from her moniker, if Airstarkane is not a pilot den she must be a Radio presenta becos if na TV, she go use sumtin like screendiva

mjblinks:
Now she is my friend and I accept. Don't reject old wine for new wine.

convince her to forgive me cos dats d beuty of luv, quarrel to make up is d reflection of 2ruh luv instead of pretending dat romance is 100% success story

AirstarKane:
Signing out for tonight to all beautiful people in here I love you&let there be Light good night&see you tomorrow by God's grace

haa sweer no man is proud to be tagged a womanizer publicly else I for date U too cos i am already attracted by ur moniker. Gud nyt and sweet sleep

LogoDWhiz:
You know say I love u too right?


Kbs468, what does the law say about multiple wives?

ofcourse d law dos not forbid a sitting president from marriyin more dan one wife but d only attachment to dat is dat only d most senior in terms of who was mareed 1st will asume d office of d FIRST LADY

Sent4rina:
Lolz.. See my oga don vex finish. Abeg, she went on an arrand. She'll come bak to u pretty soon..

*i dey laf in chinese*

Abeg help me tell ur swiity mjblinks say me no vex wit her decision to b wit U oo make she no kon tink say as I take defend presido mean say I hate her b4 she kon dey influence her friend pweedyuz

LogoDWhiz:
I've chosen one.

Omolola1.

ok but I have to do some research things so dat d mistake of the past wont be repeated. Meanwhile part of d research is that U will continue ur background job sir

Armynu:
No no no no..... Its too early to do such. Give them time. You know, not all ladies want to be in the limelight.... You should try and meet dem personally and know what's bothering them. Maybe d office they are holding is weighing on dem. Also, try and see if you have not met deir needs or demand in any way... It shall be well.

Alright sir but I have tried my best except DG NAFDAC dhupsy who actually responded and ever since its no longer Uhuru at all

dominion92:
Good
Everyone seems to be online tonight

Hi Building Technology expert. Can U help build a romantik hom 4 U and I?

mjblinks:
My luv am always with you. Never u 4get that.

where did u keep ur friend? I will divorce her oo tell her like that and I will also move for her sack as Women Affairs Minister

LogoDWhiz:
Yes. With all due respect too.

Yes, I have enough to choose from. So as you.
But this one is mine! My precious! *in smeagols voice*


I'm not joining anything. Btw, only Kbs468 has the power to join anybody.

PS kor, BS ni.

Minister, do you want more workload.
It seems like your work schedule is light nowadays.
No wonder you're trying to do the impossible

Presido the omnions now lies with you to Choose btw Airstarkane and Omolola1 as the next FIRST LADY because I cant allow another fellow Cabinet member jeopadize our effort of announcing a new first lady again.
Besides Omolola1 would U go wit a president and d office as first lady or with a Minister and become personal Assistant of carrying files about?

VP Armynu and my fellow cabinet colleagues pls dont you think its high time I divorce my two dalings? Pweedyuz and dhupsy are not representing my interest adequately both in public functions as executive members and in the bedruum. I cant seek d opinion of the presido now because he is also trying to patch up d bedruum aspect too. May b divorcing Pweedyu and taking up Dominion92 and also nominating her to replace pweedyuz as women affairs Minister will be very gud port folio since her related academic fields hav been taking by both arnomec and Sent4rina

Armynu:
Where is kbs468? Page 111 yay!!!

yeeeeeeesssssssss I am sure I didn't miss dis one. So carry go as FTC Governorship status is for dictating fun unlike goal scorer feat of B15

Armynu:
Sorry Dtobs... Today seems to be my day..... 105, 106, 107 and now 108. I deserve an award don't you think so dominion92?

Well congratulations on ur success so far but as the Attorney General, I am in the position to interpret the law, hence I HEREBY BRING TO OUR NOTICE THAT EACH PAGE HERE IS THE MAP FOR EACH STATE SO EVERY FIRST TO COMMENT IS AUTOMATICALLY THE GOVERNOR, THEREFORE SUCH BENEFICIARY OF FTC IS ADVISED TO EXERCISE HIS OR HER DUTY AS GOVERNOR JUSTIFIABLY BECAUSE GOLDEN CITY IS THE MOST FEMALE GENDER FRIENDLY NATION OF THE WORLD WHERE THEY CAN EASILY BE FEMALE GOVERNORS.
AFTERALL OUR MOTTO IS ' everything that is out there can be found here but not all things here can be seen out there' a motto that mjblinks exploited to denounce the office of the FIRST LADY though her heart was originally poisoned by the Hon Minister of Works and Infrastructure-Sent4rina

kingsley3218:
objection Attorney, your first suggestion is allowed, some of my coursemates who reside in lagos got lagos in their postings and they selected it as their third choice. Your place of residence is not an issue for selection.

contratulations to him or her and I think he or she falls into category 12 meaning by virtue of 3rd CHOICE and may be his skul has a small entry for LAGOS.
BTW, CAN YOU PLS GIVE US AN IDEA OF WHERE HE OR SHE SCHOOLED, THE 2 NEXT OF KINS HE OR SHE SUBMITTED, STATE OF ORIGIN AND THE 2 OTHER CHOICES SO THAT WE CAN CLEAR THE AIR ON THIS SITUATION OF YOUR COURSEMATE? REMEMBER ALL WE ARE DOING IS TO HAVE A GUIDE ABOUT OUR CHOICES TO BE MADE. THANKS IN ANTICIPATION AS I ALWAYS STRIVE TO GIVE A LEGITIMATE INFORMATION

LogoDWhiz:
It's Dominion92.
You can ask VP Armynu for more info!

ok VP please do the needful as files on your table are piling up sir

LogoDWhiz:
Okay. No problem.


Kbs468, help me evaluate the lady and let me know what ministry will fit her best.

Thanks.


Signed: President

who is that in particular and what did she said initially? Cos I missed everything