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Petiteee! U?

petiteee:
yea right! u yoruba?

Yea

elegushichilling:
Boss, I really appreciate d info, thanks and I apologise 4 replying late. I will contact my F.O. now.

Nevertheless, my school is Better By Far (Unilorin), Fac of Law. Pls, I will appreciate a fellow student from unilorin who can give a point blank update, who may also be from my faculty or anyone who knows anybody who knew somebody from my school nd faculty who can give me d necessary update. Thanks.

Heeeeeeeeey! President LogoDWhiz see d Minister of justice we have been waiting for!
Now all better by far secondary skul (UNILORIN) graduates here, pls open up oo becos one of U needs ur assistance now more eva b4 oo

petiteee:
see Mr Obs oh sorry Mr Kbs be teasing me! Mon gentle

ofcourse gentle ladies are usually funny nauw and not wrestlers just like in d words of salawa Abeni * gentle lady ni mi emi o kii se fighter ooo*
now again its out of fun dat U typed Obs instead of orientation broadcasting service, isn't it?

biafranqueen:
Good one OP.
But Fashola bought bullet proof too, they forgot but I did not.

But you are all out bias already because you should have also remind us to note that FASHOLA was an elected governor who is subject to criticism and attack from the public coupled with the historical spate of political assasinations prevalent in the south west whereas ODU.AH was an appointed Minister and not elected, hence she couldn't have been threatened by any form of attack unless may be from some Dubious activities of hers as at then instead of working transparently and deligently thus earning proctection from the masses since she was relatively unknown to all and sundry before becoming a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

petiteee:
hahhahaahaaaaa u re sth else! So funny

I bet you are much funnier and and every good fellow around you must be raving comfortably with laughter in your presence. How I wish I could experience that too

Goridoe:
ano fit laff

Na so brother, atleast one truth be say we dey catch fun even if everything including all our comments are lies

oluwafirefunmi:
Yes,I know what it means and the meaning of their terminologies. I need some other information. That's why I said someone who is affiliated with someone who has done it before now.

yes Mr Sambest2 is indirectly telling you that notwithstanding any other guide you shall be having, still find time to visit your skul since NYSC is erratic these days as it has underwent a 3-phase change in its mobilization operation as witnessed by Batch C 2014, Batch A 2015 and Batch B 2015. So there 'could' still be changes with Batch A 2016 and skuls NYSC department/ Student Affairs Office do always have tips and helps to render. Better still tweet @nysc_ng and ask whatever details you so desired.
One Love

Armynu:
As the time of visit this morning, the fellow citizens were seen already running their normal day to day activities: Viewing this topic: Urommarkey, Armynu(m),
osytex, Spanishmario(m) and 2 guest(s) not forgetting to mention the likes of Johndanny Dtobs, kbs468 and my humble self who have all reported to deir various offices already.... Good people, Good City... A very bright morning to you all and a successful day/weekend ahead... Safe.

stay blessed too Vice President

LogoDWhiz:
Okay!

Per your recommendation, I approve the nomination of DTOBS for Radio and TV and NOA.
Ojeifo12. Take note.
Pass it across to the senate and 'cc' them.

But Kbs, I have issue with the ministry of inter governmental affairs. What does it entail?

Can't the ministry of Interior be expanded to accomodate it?

Well its a bit harmonisation cum liasoning kind of functioning among the 3 tiers of government so to say. Ie Federal, state and local government partnership kind of involvement with the sole aim of a better government to citizen service delivery. So going by omoalhajayezz's training as a public administrator as per his first experience, I decided to nominate him for your appendage.
Talking about expanding the interior ministry headed by Yanabasee, I guess the NYSC, Civil Defence, Police, Immigration, Road safety, Forest Guards and a host of other parastatals are already too much for his office

petiteee:
Wait o! Ow d guy take see am smell?
U spread am outside Abi he come smell am for ur room

Hahaaaa why you dey do your fellow sister like dis naa? Even if na lie, atleast everybody dey catch fun here.
Again no forget say naa for 100level, so she too naa jjc in everything, her age then inclusive so she fit spread am for outside because if naa for her room, she no go react the way she talk naa sweet reaction ee go bee out of shyness just like I dey help her answer you so because she go dey shy to respond to dis ur query wey I quote so

StephanieEze
Na Adolescence things!
He was actually crushing liking wishing loving desiring you then!
But he lacks confido and yarnning power!
Remember its 100!
After secondary skul things!
He must have also heard many things from peer group!
So the only way to muster courage and confido probably according to his thinking is to do that but you crushed and destroyed everything b4 he even started anything when you caught him.
I bet you if he were to be mature in age irrespective of 100level or not, he would actually have taken dating you from there and you wont believe what that portends for LOVE
Modified:
You can see that UndespicableMe has actually buttress the point i am making here with his submission before hand which I only got to know about after seeing the quote by blacq2009

maskamdo:
Was it a professional contract?! Or d op has given the boy a speculative contract.. Anyway spurs will tell us d koko soon enough!!!

Definitely not a pro-contract since he is still a minor and his home club is incharge so they must have handled everything professionally untill he turns 18-the official age for adulthood when every law, benefits and responsibility will start to count for him

ShakurM:
[color=#000050]Sey Spurs fit develop this guy sha ....Arsenal all the way!![/color]

I believe he can easily switch in future afterall Spurs former Captain SOL CAMPBELL did that by coming to Highbury and our former captain and ex-Chelsea star WILLIAM GALAS did same and featured for them likewise the infamous rebel EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR also later played for them too. Notwithstanding he can develop with Spurs and become their hero in their proposed 61,000 *slightly higher than our Emirate just out of rivalry and bragging right claim* capacity stadium upgrade to begin by the end of 2017

johndanny:
Oh! I see you honourable minister kbs468, you like working over time i guess paper work is piln up.. Good morning Sir

Good morning too the Honourable Minister of Foreign Affairs and I can see that your effort has continued to yield fruitful result with our Special Guest Sambest2 coming to the prompt rescue of Oluwafirefunmi the newest Citizen to be Captured and I say a warm Welcome to him

kuchikau:
...
Distinguished senator
how body dey do you na?
E dey scratch abi e dey pain, abi e want sometin?

Hahahaha Well my daling Pweedyuz is incharge of Women Affairs but she is presently unavoidably indisposed, however I can assure senator Banks92 of her availability by the time the federal Assembly commences it oversight function

Chinweukamaka:
I seeeeeeeeee,well gud evening e-famz n hope u all had a splendid day. I just wanna say thanks 4 not mentioning my moniker attorney general minister of information

Well the Vice president Armynu had actually came to my defense not because I am also an executive member but based on the truth of the situation at hand since he actually quoted me for exhonoration.
Above everything, I believe its your own special way of calling on my attention for omitting your moniker as required so neither of us is accusing you of any wrong doing nor criticising you ok

DTOBS
yes your insider is not far from the truth because NYSC must release it program of plan for it activities before this year runs out so as to enable its expenditure proposition for both 2015 A&B as well as 2016 corp members be captured for 2016 Budget since the Federal Government said it shall be embarking on 'Zero' budgeting.Remember also that NYSC tweeted showing the DG's comment about budget issue being responsible for only Batch A&B in 2015.
President LogoDWhiz I want to suggest that GOLDEN CITY TELEVISION, RADIO CORPORATION & NATIONAL ORIENTATION AGENCY parastatals under my supervision should be merged and named as THE MINISTRY OF RADIO, TELEVISION & NOA and I hereby nominate DTOBS to head the ministry while omoalhajayezz heads THE MINISTRY OF INTER GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS as we awaits a lawyer for THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE and someone that has anything that have to do with Barracks for THE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE.
I believe the next step is to mandate your spokesperson Ojeifo12 to do the needful as the National Assembly under the leadership of greatestman and kuchikau are already demanding for such before they begin there oversight functions

Darey00:
in my dept we filled something like mobilization form like 4 months ago.tho' it was meant for us to go with 2015 b15,i dont see any reason for us to fill anoda again

Mr Dare, pls get in touch with your skul as soon as posible though it may not necessarily be to re-fill mobilization form but to atleast let them know your status now relative to B15 mobilization expressing your readiness for the next batch of A16. And this advice is equally meant for every well meaning CITIZEN and visitors alike

Barbwirepro:
[color=#770077][/color]I Discovered Here That Some Universitites Have Filled Some Forms. Which Form Is That? Becuase None Of Us In Our School Has Filled Any Form. I Discovered Here That Some Universitites Have Filled Some Forms. Which Form Is That? Becuase None Of Us In Our School Has Filled Any Form.

Like I always suggest that one should read atleast the last 3-5 pages ealier before any current last page as a guide on what is going on here, I now plead that you read atleast from page 88 in other to clear your doubt about what you saw ok.
All the same welcome

Darkchocolate:
Awww...well done for luring me out of the shadows where I was lurking. You did well. Bravo!

I must confess that you are such a fun and beauty to be with as your lips suggest

CITIZENS! According to the adage 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'
in order not to fall victim of the above, let me express the humorous side of me by saying that in the NIGERIAN nation, the newly appointed Minister of Information is usually being tagged LIE Mohammed on social media, a name coined from its actual nature of LAI Mohammed.
I now ask you all, DOES MY ACTIVITIES AS MINISTER OF INFORMATION GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC EXPRESSES THE NEED TO TAG ME 'LIE Kbs468' ALSO?
Note: We await your responses and comments from all citizens and the general public in order to make the administration serve you better.
Cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
greatestman
kuchikau
Kbs468
Ojeifo12
yanabasee
Johndanny
Sent4rina
arcnomec
Agoro1
Spanishmario
Spymate
Harbioollah
Pweedyuz
dhupsy
mjblinks
Prettyjo
biotechshola
mistarsam
ClassicTutor
dammybravo
Mikkyboy008
Omoalhajayezz11
Banks92
amodu
Kingley3218
DTOBS
dayo23
femiti
Richiy
Shuaibbs
Greycious
Elvis506
Stlaibrowne
SuperO
Tellasola
Teemakagu
Abdulikoko
Kufrebssy
Dottune
Aktiveiyke
Dafoly
Jubreelguy
Besea
Yorme
Grocery
Winta2007
Gabrielmorinho
Haaywhyjames
Ceceliaa34
Vannesa
12dave
Lauranicky
Chiomieblaq
Heybel
Gosjo1
Lekside23
Tunex23
Mschubby
Kle4d
Kraspo
FOXXYY1
barthchuks
hardams5050
Mevsu
Sirguy542
Taeewo
jaybiz007
Darey00
ashakemi
Chisophia
rosalieene
Essential824
Yudeeaikay
Phykel
Harmony222
MizPosh
conqueror221
teemama20
Oluwadamilorlah
Kechmann
Koolmark
Fireson
FASH23
DimmyDammy
SasquareT
OsamaBush
Imm4real
Dudecollins
ruthobaz
Aksquared
winningsun
sabatok
dominion92
enemercy01
Tolumiide
Sitesell
gwason
nnadozieopara
Barbwirepro
Sheylarhh
flimsy2
mickyswagg2
bidx1
Dhameelarhay
Meklex
gbemmy2k10
izuoff
Ovicky
Ocheori
Happysmokey
Kennedybello
Oladistinct
Meek75
AnibabaQuadri
Teeboy15
Abbeyunique2
Nyfa
Rokudaime
Dopemonies
Chinweukamaka
Kangol99
ChizzyB
lekside05
Happysmokey
Val601
Oluwafirefunmi
We dont even know the whereabout of the Minister of Planning and Logistics in the person of Agoro1 to give us update on the GOLDEN CITY POPULATION CENSUS he is conducting. However the above list is what I can lay my hands on for now but pls if your moniker is missing or you are not actually a CITIZEN, notify us as such because some of the monikers were actually gotten at the airport, so may be they were actually there for a stop over to board another flight enroute their various destination, hence Foreigners.
Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information

ruthobaz:
Hello everyone. I finished my exams in September and our results are still being compiled (UNIBEN). Can we still make it into batch A'16?

You have rightly been answered by president LogoDWhiz, however do not despair ok, so always come around as we are ONE UNITED ENTITY IN THE COURSE OF SERVICE TO HUMANITY SINCE WE BEAR THE SIMPLE NAME PCM *prospective corp members* UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE VIA THE ISSUANCE OF CALL-UP NUMBER!

DTOBS:
To all great ife in the house, how has been our day?
The latest info I have for us is that all complete final year (2014 set and extras students) results has been sat upon by the senate and the same return back to the department while the NYSC copy was sent to the DSA.
You can do well for yourself by calling on your HOD/Part advisers to find out about the list and check for your names. After you've satisfied that your name is on the list, get prepared for convocation come 2nd week in December and Corper wee tinz come February/march.


Aluta continua, Victoria ascerta

DTOBS!
Let me start by guoting Arsenal's ALEXIS SANCHEZ response to his country man-ATURO VIDAL's comment of only a few minority in Chile actually celebrate the KING and his success *actually refering to Bayern Munich's 5-1 victory over Arsenal in champions league* and I quote thus
"In life you win and lose etc...but life still goes on and you do your best... The positive person is the one who falls, gets up, shakes it off, patches themselves up and smiles at life and says 'Here I go again'."
I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU WERE ALSO ON-BOARD THE PLANE OF INDEPENDENCE FROM B15 THAT INCLUDES myself, Armynu, Johndanny, Sent4rina, arcnomec, yanabasee among others who are also prominent here.
My reason for quoting Alexis Sanchez actually is to sum up every or any other motivational speech for now and not in any way to reply any criticism as the case with him.
Have a super freaky day CITIZENS
Sign: Attorney General & Minister of Information

Barbwirepro:
It Came To My Hearing That Filling Of Mobilization Form May Start By December 3rd of this year 2015 For A16. How Through Is This? It Came To My Hearing That Filling Of Mobilization Form May Start By December 3rd of this year 2015 For A16. How Through Is This?

Although you must have been responded to but let me state it clearly that NOT ALL SKULS ISSUES MOBILIZATION FORMS TO GRADUATES AND THOSE THAT DO USUALLY DO SO AT THE POINT OF ROUNDING OFF EXAMINATIONS OR AFTER THE GRADUATION RESULT HAS BEEN RELEASED IN ORDER TO EXCLUDE THOSE WITH SPILL-OVER AS THE CASE MAY BE

omoalhajayezz:
Ma Honourable Minister...alwayz feelin u as u keep d ministry rolling. Am gonna try ma best too, in shaa Allaah. hw ur family sir?

Its good to know about your confidence, desire and readiness to take up the next after school challenge in life as a man.
Alhamdullilah *Thanks be to GOD* and I believe same applies to you over there

Darkchocolate:
Oh dear...pray tell what exactly embarrassed you about the comment?! I'm all ears or eyes!

yes! My pranks on you actually worked!
When you told me that you are shy behind the scene, that you wont answer me but I made you fell for it as you have just responded and even waiting to hear me out

Ikengawo:
So someone is calling our government to be accountable and you're insulting him?

This is why I'm PDP all day. It seems that the rational half of Nigerians have shifted to PDP because the fanatical/ignorant half has fully conquered APC. The only people making sense today are PDP. The only governors not owing money are PDP. The only politicians that face their work and not the media are PDP. The Senator is doing his job by providing checks and balances while you as youth are doing your miserable job of looking for grown men to call baba and follow blindly.

So you believe you have made a valid point right?
1 If there is no power supply and no use of generator, will he and the entire members of staff be able to sit and work bearing in mind that he is now in charge of 3 in 1?
2 Even if He does that and felt the pains we are passing through, will that automatically reverse our suffering after the one month?
3 After feeling for one month and sitting up to proper solution which may include increasing the number of gas powered stations, increasing hydro Dams, employing electricity supply using solar panels, using wind turbine like in Northern Africa etc
4 if the gas stations are to be given priority, wont that imply a process of reducing gas flaring which involves burning and wasting of gas that should have been adding to our petroleum earnings?
5 All the above suggestions as well as the road, rail and housing works to be embarked upon, dont they involve the signing and award of contracts?
6 Wont the contracts to be signed have time-frame for completion? Or can what has not been done in 16years be feasible within that one month of no light for him?
7 Are contract execution and completion not subject to finance?
8 Talking about finance, does the total revenue expected for a year as usually indicated in the annual budget gotten within the first month of the year?
9 if number 8 is the case, then we should expect a miraculous turn around even within the first 6 months because money will always be readily available. But ask yourself, is that the case?
10 Let me stop here. In essence, what i am trying to say is that THE USE OR NOT OF A GENERATOR FOR ONE MONTH IN THE EVENT OF POWER FAILURE DOES NOT IN ANYWAY RELATE TO AND CANNOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM WE ARE FACING NOW IF THE PEOPLE YOU ARE ROOTING FOR COULD NOT DO IT EVEN WHEN OUR MAIN SOURCE OF REVENUE SOLD FOR THE PRICE PER BARREL IN THE HISTORY OF PETROLEUM MARKETING WHICH MUST HAVE RAKED IN ALOT ONLY FOR SOME FEW (WHO CHOOSES TO LOOT RATHER THAN DEPLOY IT FOR OUR BENEFIT AND UPLIFTMENT) TO HAVE LEAD US TO WHERE WE ARE NOW

johndanny:
they have not, how schools go start to upload names wen Nysc never release TT and their portal is not open

No its not about NYSC portal-upload-and-online checking or confirmation yet. Everything is still limited to each skul yet, so if someone do not enquire now and ensure that one is shortlisted especially older graduates like us, by the time the official TT comes out and the skul had already compiled its total QUOTA, they will not tell you the KOKO rather they will be turning one up and down until ones name will become missing from the portal when the time comes, this is usually the case with the skuls having HIGHER number of fresh graduates and/with OUTSTANDING ones

dhupsy:
Angry!!! Noo I'm not, what for? How's ur day going bro?

Ok good to know you have a beautiful heart too.
Oh my day has been wonderful and interesting especially for seeing such a pleasing remark from you.

elegushichilling:
I need a regular update so as nt to miss d scheme again. Most importantly for me, I will like to know d appropriate period when schools will b compiling their mobilization list to d NYSC so that prior to that time, I can disturb my faculty officer not to forget to include my details for dat list as that as become his regular doings. He told me last time that i'am late nd they already compiled d list. Abeg o, somebody with accurate info should pls reply me

I guess you have been rightly advice and responded to by both the VP Armynu and Tolumiide.
About the official introduction, I also believe that will help you alot and Tolumiide too is not left out of this. If you have however done that b4, then forgive me. ONCE AGAIN THE NYSC COMPILATION IS ON-GOING ACROSS ALL SKULS NOW BEFORE THE OFFICIAL NYSC TIME TABLE IS RELEASED FOR SUCH JUST LIKE MY SKUL DID AND EVEN RELEASED THE LIST ON NYSC BOARD ON THE 18th of AUGUST FOR B15 EVEN BEFORE THE OFFICIAL NYSC DATE OF 24th AUGUST. SO EVERYONE PLEASE RELATE WITH YOUR SKUL STUDENT AFFAIRS UNIT/FACULTY/DEPARTMENTAL OFFICERS ONCE YOU'VE CONFIRMED THAT YOU ARE A GRADUATE AND HAVE SEEN YOUR RESULT WITH THE CLASS OF DEGREE BOLDLY INDICATED BEGINNING FROM THIS NOVEMBER!!!

Armynu:
As the Vice President of this great Country, I would like to inform you that the President is unavoidably absent as he is on National Duties, but you could share your suggestion with me. I can guaranty you that whatever it is you are bringing to the table will be looked into very carefully.....
Thank you for having the interest of this Great nation and city at heart...
From: Office of the President
Cc:
LogoDwhiz
Kbs468
Ojeifo12

Thanks VP for the go-ahead permission offered.
Dominion92 there you have it as this country's activities are not restricted to the act of governance alone but also incorporate the day-to-day activities of individual citizens as well provided it doesn't promote lawlessness as we are all graduates and mature adults remember and I bet you all know that jokes, banters, teasers, romance, friendship and every other aspect of fun are not acts of indiscipline ok.