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2kris:
wait oh na for lab we go do these one

lol!!! Not at all dear funny u...in ur bathroom or wait in mine "wink"

What's a sure-p and sure -q pls?

ITbomb:
Lol, dem for do you medicals too nah


Hahaha, aptitude test for SURE-P job that they are not even contributing any kobo

If they have added at least 20k on top, it would have been considered

Wait, I thought this was suppose To be about a flight so what is the details on a blog party again, I couldn't read again Since I was expecting to read About flight instead full deatils of party in abj wetin concern monkey and coconut

My advice, and I would like u to note that I have done it before and would still do when I go to the market soon, I will purchase it

Hydrogenperoxide is a bleaching agent, although it is known for cleaning of wounds and infections but its also serves as whitenning Agent too. Get a bottle of hydrogenperoxide and after ur normal brushing of ur teeth, dilute the hydrogenperoxide with a little water in the ratio of 3:1 that is let the OH be more concentrated, rainse ur mouth with it u can also brush ur teeth having the liquid content in ur mouth, gaggle and leave it there for a while so it can bleach off the dirt bf u proceed..continue until u run out of OH and see the result...u can buy and continue again...,,,,,,,,,,,,,Note am a chemist so I know what am saying

Hmmm hmmm wetin she for use swim before, gown?

Feranmicharles:
Wetin concern me?
Chai... So dis small girl don start 2 dey wear bikini too SMH

Before I start I would like to ask if You love him and what u thought u would be doing in your husband's house, did u think u were just going to be cooking or what?

Now having asked all those. I would advice u think hard about all those questions and change your mindset about just enduring and satisfying him to enjoying yourself while u also satisfy him.

Did u know that it is written in the bible that u should satisfy your husband with your breast? If u don't know go and research and write out all the duties of a goog and perfect wife Heb woman...u might think no, am on my right but u will be justified only when u perform all ur duties as a wife including sex.

For him, if his mind for marrying u is cos of sex, well u guys are married now and God hates divorce so don't even think about it. All u have to do now keep praying for him and since I sense he is a church person, call him so u guys can always pray together..remember a family that prays together stays together...raise prayer points like we will be happy in my family I choose to love him deliberatly and he will also, and so on...its time for u to let go and let God ok

Cool!!!

Yes we do ooo, gat a friend who uses it, but wouldn't let me know how he does it..if I caatch him I will finish him.

simdam500:
do we have unlimited text for twitter now?

Awww all of u are so harsh to op...lol

I don't watch AfMagic and disliked those that watch telemundo...but omo ooo, I don't kw how it happened to me I find myself looking for my heart beats for lola and aroura...am still saying to myself I just want to see how it will end...lol

Plus please, do u kw how I can download the twiter's unlimited text.. So I can type over 76 or whatever words..pls I need help

Hmmm what a news!

My younger sister uses it, I must colobi it from her... And throw this bold 5 away yes

MizTyna:
So i have been hearing about the Infinix Zero for a while,and as a samsung and blackberry loyal customer,i thought it was all talk,until i was given the phone recently. And i can say this,for a phone that will be sold less than 30K,it is virtually a steal! For one,the Camera quality is out of this world! I mean,it rendered me speechless. The screen is HD,with corning Gorilla glass! it even has 3D wallpapers!I played candy crush,while checking Instagram,at the same time tethering(using the phone as a mobile hotspot) and the phone lasted several hours without getting hot! No freezing or apps closing anyhow,the phone is sleek and stylish i just thought something must be wrong for it to be this affordable! And i found out it will only be sold through e-commerce and only on Konga,hence the price since all the outlets expenses and selling to stores who in turn add their own prices is out of the way. Everybody who has seen the phone with me all loved it! The Infinix Zero really is worth all the fuss!

I thought u said $240 000,in words, how come u wrote 240,000 000?

Ishilove:
It appears super star, D’banj

... you issued two post-dated cheques; one for the sum of $240,000,000 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand United States Dollars Only) dated 20/12/2013, and the other for the sum of N15,000,000,00k (Fifteen Million Naira Only) dated 20/1/2014.

Both cheques were returned unpaid on presentation by our client. We are further informed that although you thereafter paid the sum of N8, 600,00.00K (Eight Million, Six Hundred Thousand Naira Only) out of the N15,000,000,00k (Fifteen Million Naira Only) (in) Cheque, leaving a balance sum of N6,400.000.00k (Six Million, Four Hundred Thousand Naira Only), you have failed, neglected or refused to redeem the entire or any part of the $240,000.00 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand United State Dollars) cheque.'’[/b]

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It has further been revealed that Henry Ojogho is not the only wealthy man claiming D’banj owes him in recent times. There are a number of others.

'‘Using the sympathy and naivety of unsuspecting investors coming into the game to dupe them is criminal and absolutely destroying the image of the industry at large, because in the long run, it affects and corrupts the judgment of genuine investors who would pull out for fear of being duped,'’ a source told NET.

Below is are a number of names he allegedly owes, according to sources:

WALTER WAGBATSOMA (200,000 Pounds): Mr Walter is a billionaire with investments in major areas, ranging from oil and gas to real estate, banking, equities and even insurance. He is the founder and executive Vice Chairman of Ontario Oil and he’s one of the first men who were said to have handed money to D’banj, with a whopping sum of 200,000 Pounds said to be involved.

PRINCE D. OKONKWO ($200,000): He’s the chairman, Board of Directors of Tetrazini Group of Companies and he is said to have given about $200,000 to D’banj in the name of investing in entertainment. When the issue with Prince Okonkwo got out of hand, D’banj was said to have sought help from Dapo Abiodun, boss of Heyden Oil and Gas who helped him take care of the debt through a repayment plan.

Source:http://dailypost.ng/2014/11/24/dbanj-hit-messy-debt-scandal/

Pls what month will it be out, and I need to know asap plsssss!!! And if u also get mouth, I mean God fathers...

We Are Waiting!

Fingers crossed, waiting To see The end

Haaa, u tried, well done..chai

lalasticlala:
Copy from where? Provide the link bcs I compiled this and posted it here before the massive data loss. Thank God I still have my archives. I see u r new here. By now you would have known me. If I do copy and paste, I must provide the link but most of my posts are my own creation after which bloggers would copy.

Happy birthday pressi, llnp, wish u success in all you do as the wisdom of the Lord fills you up and the spirit of decernment enlighten your ways so as to know how to handdle issues, well done sir

Lol

Victoriousvic:
Picture or adonblivit!

Point of correction, u will say some ladies, because the four girls I mean me and other of my remaining 3 sblings are game freeks, I will mention few of the games me play, both on a PSP, PS,PC and others u can think about, we have been into it since we were little, MK mario, SF, Scorcer, god of war, devil may cry, teken, and so on, so correct it and say some ladies, all the ladies in the house if u agree say yes !

Hi, come with your CV & Passport to 77 Opebi Rd 1st floor, Salvation B/Stop Opebi Lagos State. Be prepared to undergo 2weeks training before proper job begins. Job placement opportunity after 2weeks intensive training. Call Ekanem ?08102952949 1st come,1st served.

I just got That, how true is this

He was just an illitrate in power...I remember tthen, I was only 5 when he came into power, and 10 when he died, yes I can still remember I was confused, cried, and danced too after. Listening to what he was doing to my parents.

Ishilove:
A lot of today's younger generation cannot remember the day Abacha seized power (myself included). But I do remember my dad holding his stomach and having himself a good laugh. Lol. I got this very interesting. article which I felt I should share.

Remembering today in history: The day Abacha seized government
by Adedayo Ademuwagun

November 17, 1993 is one of the most notable dates in Nigerian history. That day, General Sani Abacha seized the government and became Nigeria’s seventh military dictator.

The incident happened at a time when Nigeria was in free fall. Ibrahim Babangida had just left government having ruled for eight years. The economy was bleeding. Institutions were collapsing. Corruption and fraud had become the backbone of the society.

Mustapha is one of the people who lived through the era. He says, “All the 419, fraud, corruption you see today have their roots in the Babangida era. Those things were not only acceptable, they were the norm. You could defraud anyone as long as you were smart enough. All kinds of wrong things began to happen — smuggling, bunkering, drugs — and Babangida encouraged it. Fraud and corruption became the prevalent ways to really make money. The society descended into utter depravity.”

That year, after Babangida cancelled results of the June presidential election that Abiola won, there were riots in some parts of the country especially the south-west. A lot of

Nigerians had looked forward to 1993 as the year they’d be free from dictatorship, and they put their hope in Abiola and the 1993 election. They called it Hope ’93. So they were both furious and gutted when Babangida nullified the election and held on to power.

As the country boiled and support for Babangida faded, he set up an interim government in August and appointed Ernest Shonekan to head it, with Abacha as the vice. Then he left Aso Rock. Some people believe he stepped aside as part of a calculation to tacitly work his way back into Aso Rock.

Anyway, people rejected the interim government, rioting continued and a federal court declared the government illegal. The situation grew more chaotic. In the middle of this, Abiola and his supporters continued to heap pressure on the government in order to force a change in his favour.

Three months later, it happened. That day, Abacha and his soldiers marched into Aso Rock and coerced Shonekan to resign. Then he took over the government.

Timothy says, “Many of us were very happy when Abacha took over. We just wanted Shonekan to go away. His government didn’t get any respect. We didn’t vote for him. Someone just picked him and installed him there. Nobody wanted him. In fact I think if the interim government had lasted some more time, there would been catastrophe, because Shonekan didn’t have the mandate of the people and he couldn’t control the army since he wasn’t the constitutional head of state. So when Abacha kicked him out, I was relieved and hopeful again that we would soon have our man, MKO, in the place.”

But Abacha obviously wasn’t interested in that direction. Soon after he became head of state, he began a bloody tyranny that Nigerians who lived under his rule would never forget.

Mustapha says, “If there’s anything that Abacha would be remembered for, it is that his regime was a regime when blood flowed freely. They imprisoned. They killed. Abacha had people killed either because they were opposition or because he needed them for human sacrifice as his witches wanted. You’ll just see a brand new car park, people would step out and shoot someone and drive away. That was the end. He was merciless.”

“By then, life was tortuous for the common Nigerian,” says Bose. “That time, things were not as costly as now. If you had N100, you could cook a potful of soup with a lot of meat and all that. But how would you get that N100? You couldn’t even get kerosene. It got to a time, because of the hardship, people invented a stove called Abacha stove (everyone remembers it till today). That stove, you get an empty tin and stuff it with saw dust. Then you add a little kerosene and light it. You’re ready to cook. Such was the poverty that we suffered.”

“I remember that it was around then I lost my bank job because the bank downsized,” Deborah says. “I was a single mother living with my two kids in Lagos. I became so poor that I had to relocate with my children to my home town. At least, my mother would take care of us there and we would live with her. We won’t have to pay rent.”

Nigerians endured all that for five years while Abacha continued his plot to remain in power for as long as he was alive. Then on June 8, 1998, he died.

Deborah says, “I remember my daughter was watching the news and I was sitting outside with neighbours. Then she came to tell us she heard in the news that Abacha was dead. You should see the joy! We danced. we sang. We wept. We had never been that joyful in a long time. Even the Hausas in the kiosk across the street were rejoicing.

“My girl was only nine and didn’t understand what was going on. So she asked me why everyone was so excited to hear that a man died. I told her, ‘Juliana, that man was a bad man who tormented us, and now that he’s dead, we have hope for the future again.”

https://dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Sani-Abacha.jpg

Source: http://ynaija.com/remembering-today-in-history-the-day-abacha-seized-government/

Haaabaa does not mean a thing, but might mean two things though "wink"

Seun:
Frank Edwards, the well-known gospel musician, posed for a selfie with Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's daughter, Sharon Oyakhilome, and called her a "super star" and "my personal person". What do you think that means? To me, it sounds as if they are dating each other.

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Source: http://instagram.com/p/vYp06THMbw/

Is that the person that says she is size 6 or 8 if I hear! She doesn't know where shebelongs, and op is right, if its not bom bom then its injection!

Ishilove:
The butt is 100% natural!

Or so claims Former Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria, (MBGN 2005), Omowunmi Akinifesi who has denied injecting butt implants to make her 'assets' bigger.

The ex-beauty queen who shared recent pictures of her bottom while vacationing in Monaco, took to her Instagram page to clear the air after the photos caused a hulabaloo after going viral.


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Source: http://instagram.com/p/vbunhYxzqd/

Here's the original picture that led people to believe that her bottom had been surgically enhanced:
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Source: http://instagram.com/p/vZPufGRzjB/

So there folks, our Omowunmi is no Kim K. Although, IMO her butt looks suspiciously like she is wearing 'Yodi', aka Butt Pads aka Booty Pads.

Check it out:

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I think this is not silicone, but 'yodi' in action

This is the movie

Sile12:
13. YEH VAADA RAHA.(THE PROMISE, 1982).

Vikram Rai Bahadur is the only son of Mrs. Sharda, and sole heir to a vast business and estate. While vacationing with his artiste friend, Raja in Kashmir he meets a poor beautiful girl named Sunita and falls head over heels in love with her.
Vikram goes back to Delhi, to ask his mother's permission and blessings to marry Sunita, but she refuses telling VIcky about Sunita's parents and past. Also saying that if her name is joined to theirs, their business will suffer as Sunita's presence is inauspicious. His mother's words anger Vikram and he goes back to Kashmir and tells Sunita they will have a quiet temple wedding. On their way to the temple their vehicle meets with an accident against a truck. While Raja sustains minor injuries, Vikram is badly hurt and hospitalized, and Sunita's face is severely disfigured. Mrs. Sharda goes to see Sunita and offers her money to stay away from Vikram. She tells Sunita about her disfigurement and emotionally blackmails her by saying "think how Vikram would live with an ugly and disfigured girl like her. Hearing this Sunita agrees to stay away from Vikram but says she doesn't want Sharda's money. Sunita is transferred to a hospital in Delhi, where Sunita's local doctor, Dr. Sahni together with a doctor in the Delhi hospital, Dr. Mehra restore her disfigurement by plastic surgery. On the day that she leaves, Vikram regains consciousness and asks for Sunita, But his mother tells him that Sunita is dead.Months pass and Vikram longs for Sunita, not eating properly, not living his life, not looking after himself. Meanwhile in these months Dr Mehra is doing his job beautifully, he fixes Sunita's disfigured face and gives her a new face. She quickly recovers, and cannot wait to give the good news to Vikram, but Vikram is unable to recognise Sunita and she believes that he has forgotten her. She returned returned home and changed her name to Kusum.
Vikram and Kusam later came together and sang together, hearing her voice reminds Vikram of Sunita's voice and he continuously re-listens to her voice's recordings in order to figure out whether it is Sunita's or not. But Vikram and his Mother noticed Sunita's presence in Kusum. Dr. Mehra calls Sharda(Vikram's Mother) to his hospital and explains to her how he had given Sunita a new face after her disfigurement. He tells her how Sunita is Kusum and Kusum is Sunita and how Kusum.

Might not get a job because he is so proud and arogant...cos iam a firstt class then the people that have been there before you came are now less than u are cos u have a first class, I am talking out of experience..;ust be humble, know like u know nothing

mikky4all:
Was discussing with a friend today and we talked on graduate with first class. I will like to know your opinion and your say on reasons why a first class graduate might not get employed

We will keep praying without relenting!

iterator24:
www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/bomb-explosion-sporadic-gun-shots-kano/

Cool, awesome!

oroagba:
A boy from Coventry has become the youngest computer specialist in the world.
Ayan Qureshi is now a Microsoft Certified Professional after passing the tech giant's exam when he was just five years old.

Ayan, now six, whose father is an IT consultant, has set up his own computer network at home.

He told the BBC he found the exam difficult but enjoyable, and hopes to set up a UK-based tech hub one day.
"There were multiple choice questions, drag and drop questions, hotspot questions and scenario-based questions," he told the BBC Asian Network.

"The hardest challenge was explaining the language of the test to a five-year-old. But he seemed to pick it up and has a very good memory," explained Ayan's father Asim.
Mr Qureshi introduced his son to computers when he was three years old. He let him play with his old computers, so he could understand hard drives and motherboards.

"I found whatever I was telling him, the next day he'd remember everything I said, so I started to feed him more information," he explained.

"Too much computing at this age can cause a negative effect, but in Ayan's case he has cached this opportunity."
Ayan has his own computer lab at his home in Coventry, containing a computer network which he built.

He spends around two hours a day learning about the operating system and how to install programmes.
When the boy arrived to take the Microsoft exam, the invigilators were concerned that he was too young to be a candidate.

His father reassured them that Ayan would be all right on his own.
The test is usually taken by people who want to become IT technicians.

Ayan Qureshi at the compurer
The exam invigilators thought Ayan Qureshi was too young to be a candidate
Ayan's mother Mamoona is training to be a GP.
The family moved to England from Pakistan in 2009.

"I'm very happy and very proud, I don't want to see him set a world record every day. But I want him to do his best whatever he does in his life," she said.
Ayan says he hopes to launch a UK-based IT hub similar to America's Silicon Valley one day, which he intends to call E-Valley.
He also wants to start his own company.

Source: http://m.bbc.com/news/technology-30054140

She's pretty

slimmy05:
The hidden story about Dame Fakabelema Patience Goodluck:

Born 25th, October 1957 in Port Harcourt. She is a Mathematician, Psychologist, Biologist, Teacher, former Banker and a philantropist.

She obtained the National Certificate of Education (NCE) in Mathematics and Biology from the Rivers State College of Arts and Science, Port Harcourt. She then proceeded to the University of Port Harcourt and studied for a B.Ed in Biology and Psychology.
She also holds Honorary doctorate degree in Social Welfare Administration, Hansei University, South Korea

Mrs. Jonathan started her career as a teacher at the Stella Maris College, Port Harcourt and Sports Institute Isake. She then moved to the banking sector in 1997, where she established the first community bank in Port Harcourt called the Akpo Community Bank. She served as Marketing Manager of Imiete Community Bank. She returned to the classroom briefly again as a teacher. Eventually she was transferred to the Bayelsa State Ministry of Education, where she served until 29 May 1999 when her husband became the Deputy Governor of the state. On 12 July 2012, she was appointed as permanent secretary in Bayelsa state by a Governor, Henry Seriake Dickson.

Mrs Jonathan has been recognized locally, nationally and internationally for her philanthropic work and political pragmatism. She received the “Beyond The Tears” International Humanitarian Award New York, USA, in 2008, for her role in the global fight against HIV/AIDS; the African Goodwill Ambassador Award (Los Angeles, USA, 2008) and the recipient of the "Wind of Change" Award from the South/South Women’s Organization.

When Goodluck Jonathan served as Governor between 2005 and 2007, Patience Jonathan served the state in the capacity of the first Lady of Bayelsa State. During this period, she founded many philanthropic and women empowerment programs, among them are the A-Aruere Reachout Foundation (AARF), which she set up to improve the status and earning capacity of Nigerian women and youths. The foundation already has its focus on supporting and assisting children with heart-related problems.

Beautiful, bold, devoted Christian and a compassionate mother.

Yes, she still cooks for her husband despite her busy schedules. In recent times she has been spotted at Utako Market in Abuja buying groceries.

Believe me, u would, but it takes the fear of God and determination to stay away, be wise Not to meetin a private place, make ur meetings public

faithugo64:
most ladies believe that a guy who loves you would never want to sleep with you untill he marries you.so here is my question

is it possible to love someone and not have the DESIRE to kiss,hug or have sex with him/her?

Please i don't mean having sex with the person,i mean is it possible not to have the DESIRE(wanting) to be intimate with that person.

NOTE: HERE AM NOT TALKING ABOUT AGAPE LOVE O!!!

Reading this is making me laugh myself out where I Am, but I feel you, you did well though, I wish the interviewer could read and see how much you are willing to learn and change From Your sturbon ways. Because to learn you must first identify your flaws and ask how To solve them which I see in You, and Also u Have the Spirit of team work, now not cos u Can't work with ur so called people that won't play their, but because u would argue with or should I say talk to them in getting it done, because u can fit talk..lol, I believe u will be called back, by the way what did u study, and how did u Draw up the graph?

Avictomama:
I had this experience last year and posed it on ma blog. fter reading and laffing over it today, thought i should share. Enjoy

I attended my first post graduate interview yesterday and it was ...phew! I purposely incorporated the word 'corporate' in the title because it was not actually my first interview. I've had other interviews for teaching, sales boy, 'Danfo' driving etc but this was the first major sensible one with prospects of a good pay. As usual, I would not pass on a good opportunity to learn something new cos for me, each encounter and event is an opportunity to learn and become better. Now I don't want to be selfish in this case cos I know most of us are job hunting. So i'll reveal my experience and the lessons learnt.

The interview was for a bank job (Name withheld for security reasons) and it was conducted at their headquarters in Victoria Island, lagos. Now if you are going for an interview in a corporate
firm, dress real properly - lesson no one. As suggested by the interviewers, use a white or blue shirt with a nice tie and if you have a jacket(suit), put it on. I actually went with an unironed ash shirt - 1st ghagaun for me.. I hoped it was overlooked 'sha'. Please also get a good leather shoe. I was so ashamed of my shoe that I had to keep hiding it under the table. I wonder why my wordrobe is so awkward!

The interview started on a lively and friendly note and although I was nervous, which I hear is normal, I was suprisied that I was still able to compose myself. Kudos to me (lol...). Another thing I learnt is that most times, those interview seminars we attend and tips we get.are actually a waste of time if you dont start inculcating them into your character before any interview, cos when the chips are down, those pretentious tips you learnt would fly away and your real character would show. Some interviewers actually know how to reveal the real you. I discovered that I started well, used some of the tips at the beginning like how to close the door, requesting for a seat, etc but as the interview got tensed, I started to say 'yea' sometimes instead of 'yes'. So my advice - if there are courtesies you need to practice in an interview, start practising them in front of your parents and friends now!.

Third lesson - dont lie or make spurious claims on your C.V. You might be asked to defend some of your claims. I was told (Since I claimed to be proficient in the use of microsoft word and excel) to describe how to draw a pie chart on a microsoft word document. Thank God I didn't mess up... I have notice that most people seem to feel that I am not a team player and the interviewer affirmed it although I tried to prove him wrong. I don't know where this idea is coming from. Maybe its from the way I talk. When he tried to prove that I am not a team player, he asked about the people I would not want to work with in a team and i told him I could not work with people who would not play their part in a team. He then said that it shows I'm not a team player. Abeg how do team players behave?

Another thing- have interesting hobbies. The interviewer seemed to be interested in the fact that I am a creative artist and he even opened, read my blog (I mean this one) and showed it to anyone who entered his office during the time of the interview. He was fascinated about it. There is one area I messed up very badly though and I'm still calculating the implication - I forgot about my project. I cant say if it was tension or the devil but I couldn't say more than a thing when asked to state three things about my project findings. Imagine! and if there is anything I have always been proud of, it is my project work. More painful was the fact that I started remembering them one by one after the interview while I was on my way home. If I had answered that question fluently, I believe I would have nailed the job!

Don't be too assertive. I was asked to define communication and stated that it was the exchange of information between two parties. One of the interviewers told me the word 'exchange was wrong and I argued back and forth with him until I remembered that I was actually being interviewed. I dont know why I have this stubborn 'I no go gree attitude'. God help me.

Lastly, how do you answer the question of 'where do you hope to be in the next five years?' I tried playing smart but 'them no gree'. I told them that I hoped to be contributing to organisational goals at a higher level. They told me to be specific and I replied that I hope to have gotten two promotions in five years time. What do you think of that answer? Also, what is the best reply to this question?

On a lighter note, It is advisable not to look too dashing. I guess I was cos they were all accusing me of having multiple girlfriends. One of them was so persistent about the girlfriend stuff. They were all joking though. I don't know if I looked like a guy that would have multiple girlfriends. If you know me very well, what do you think about that assertion?

Pls pls pls, don't get the news wrong there is nothing wrong with Charisa and her brother Chairo Munroe its just him and his wife with other of his staff that died in his private jet coliding with a crain at the. Private airport while going for the leadership sumit that even the richest Black woman our very own, mrs. Florunsho alakija was. Suppose to speak too