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AshawoGirl:
You can get a new bae now she's off. Can u swear she is not forking another dik. Stop being holy dude.

Where u dey sef

If i catch u...u go scatter

Standardst:
It will cum to pass!!! Lol

Nice

Fkforyou:
Why is the plumpy one laughing as if someone is fingering him... ??

Alaileko

Ifexxy:
Senate president, Bukola Saraki last night took to his Twitter handle to say he spoke with president Buhari and they joked about him working late.

Nigerians voted for a president that would stay to run their affairs not president from far lands! Nigeria needs president on ground not ruling from foreign lands. A president whose health is failing him should have courtesy enough to resign!

okokhaerat:
it is with utmost disappointment that I write on behalf of the thousands of students that stay in various hostels at oke-odo, mfm and sanrab axis of university road, ilorin.. The issue of robbery and burgling has become a daily activity. We are never safe, we even get robbed as early as 9pm in our various hostels. Funny thing is, I'm sure the school authority is aware of this new development, but somehow choose to ignore because their own children are not affected. If it happens that we students decide to solve our problem ourselves, the police force who isnt doing anything about it will show up and blame us for jungle justice. Well if every student can be like me, we would be our own security. I hope this gets to the right channel and something be done quick before things start getting interesting.
#i am omo-ola

Your safety is in your hands guys,don't dull yourself

femijck:
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I am not understanding! I hope you are kidding right??

azimibraun:
I have signed out. I would have illuminated you a bit. I believe if you stll stay on line, one of my kind will come around. But in the meantime. "Read more, learn more." life is beyond Buhari and Nigeria. You have a larger world to deal with after fixing a bit of Nigeria. No let Buhari matter reduce you to one with B.sc Buhariology.

Peace. No point educating you sir.

azimibraun:
Name or list the policy and programme of this administration the conotes incompetence? Talk is cheap. Break it down sectoraly. Which policies are you uncomfortable with in what sector of the economy? We are waiting because you must also suggest best practice and produce a superior theory to that of the government. Your time starts now. Don give no excuses. Mr No Excuses.

You only need to look around you,its so evident and all pervasive. APC got it all wrong from the start,and is it getting any better?NO! Except you just want to delude yourself.

tomakint:
........ask yourself how much Obj inherited from the military in 1999 (about $3.8 billion) how much was oil then (around $9 per barrel) yet dollar vs naira was stabilized and no recession of this magnitude you wanna know how? He went on a rebranding of Nigeria to the outside world that is, he opened Nigeria to the frontiers of business globally and gradually our oil, telecommunications, bureau de change, capital market, maritime, agriculture and other sectors started picking up. I ask you now, what has your Buhari done so far to fight this recession? You know what he did something your lots are fond of doing and still doing, blame Good luck Jonathan. Obasanjo had all the excuses in the world to blame Abdulsalam, he never did but did something reasonable, engaged the best brains at his disposal to turn the tide. Learn and be wise.

Don't mind him! He thinks propaganda rather than action gets the job done.

Sibrah:
There was record oil earning for PDP to impress but they loot everything.
ICPC & EFCC mentioned in the so called apt response were toothless bulldogs that were barely awake in PDP's 16 years. It is not about volume but impact bros . . .

What has APC created except crisis. From day one in government it has been monumental crisis instead of monumental change they promise. Please stop excusing confused leadership n obvious incompetence that one can not even begin to list! Abeg if you don't have anything better to say just shut up! SMH

Crownofwealth:
IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS THAT I TYPE THIS. THE CORPSE OF THE TWO MISSING POLICE OFFICERS WHO GOT LOST IN THE BUSH IN THE PROCESS OF THE SCUFFLE BETWEEN THE UNIFORMED FULANI HERDSMEN AND THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE HAS BEEN RETRIEVED. THE CORPSE WERE BROUGHT INTO THE AREA COMMANDERS OFFICE THIS EVENING IN UGHELLI BEFORE THEY WERE SUBSEQUENTLY TRANSFERRED TO THE MORTUARY. THE BODIES WERE SERIOUSLY MUTILATED WITH THE HEAD CHOPPED OFF. THE DEATH OF THE TWO GALLANT OFFICERS IS INDEED A BIG BLOW TO THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE.

Pastor suleiman is right afterall.

MasterofNL:
https://www.naij.com/1086811-invite-goodluck-jonathan-questioning-northern-clerics-security-agencies.html

Fools

KanwuliaExtra:
You must be mistaking me for someone else.
Wetin concern me with AREWA-ODUDUWA SATANIC UNION OF AFRICA?

Ok. Noted

doubleportion:
THAT HOW THEY ARE AND THEY RULED YOU AS A PRESIDENT AND AS A POTENTIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, THE POSITION YOU ARE DYING TO GET TO

U my man!

fuckingAyaya:
when those northerners re done with u, u will regret ever been a vice president

Story.

KanwuliaExtra:
We already know his health status!
Yaradua PART 2 status!
Keep sending money to TINUBU jor!
Nor be una contract plan be dat?


Fowl nyansh don open!!!!

Whoooooo hoooooooooo!!!!!!

Whr u keep ur sense when u dey follow dem dat time? SMH

axeman2:
MUMU VP YOU DEY FEAR U NO GET LIVER
OSINBAJOR IS A COWARD.

Its called wisdom man. Ode

ebosie11:
Below is how President Buhari's aide Garba Shehu reacted to rumour that President Buhari is either critically ill or dead.....




https://web.facebook.com/GarShehu/?hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE&fref=nf

Its either this man thinks nigerians are fool due to excessive hunger or he is a slowpoke

saaedlee:
I speak less, but try laying your useless hands on my kid n I'll empty bullets into your brain. Who gave you permission to hit my child...

You are not even fit to have a child cos one day you ll empty bullets in your childs brain. Arant nonsense

FlirtyKaren:
Prominent politicians in Delta State, indigenes have besieged the Osubi Airstrip in Okpe Local Government Area of the state where ex-Governor James Ibori is expected to land.

According to reports, following the news of Ibori's arrival, markets and shops in Oghara, country home of the former governor, have been shut.

Olorogun Paul Abu told Punch at the airstrip where thousands of persons are awaiting Ibori’s arrival:

“We’re excited our brother is back hale and hearty. Today is a remarkable day and a day of joy.
“Whether you accept it or not, Ibori is a phenomenon and an institution in Nigeria political landscape. Our people need his contributions towards their advancement. Politics in Urhobo Land will surely wear a new look.”

Seen in the crows are: the serving Secretary to the State Government, Mr Festus Ovie Ages; Chief Andy Osawota; Chief Patrick Five; Chief Dennis Emonemu; and Olorogun Paul Abu. Udu council Chairman, Mr Solomon Kpomah, his Sapele, Okpe and Ethiope West counterparts, Chief Ejiafe Odebala, Prince Godwin Edjiyere and Solomon Golley.

The Managing Director of the Delta State Oil Producing Area Development Commission (DESOPADEC), Chief William Makinde, Mr Vincent Uduaghan, Chief John Nani and among others.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/photos-politicians-deltans-storm-osubi.html

These people no get chill o! Imagine,they actually went to go and welcome ex-convict.

malware:
We've heard one side of the story... so we cannot make an objective and unbaised assessment of the whole issue until we hear from the DSS.

Meanwhile, I strongly did not agree with the part which says that the alleged DSS operatives collected the victim's monies...

All prophets of doom trying to smear the image of DSS are on a futile journey and will never live to see that happen.

You go kill them ba?

saaedlee:
When you think others aren't sane, then you've got a problem.


For your info, don't ever lay your hands on any child!

You are a complete mofo best for the scum if you are encouraging children this way.how i wish its you and i,you would be roting your ass in prison before you close that your gutter mouth!

qleap2all:
The ops or the law must have put jara as the pics does not correspond with the exaggerated narrative. The DSS action while condemnable is not new as civilian parents do act in such manner. I support all demands of the school in addition the student must be expel and the teacher investigated to determine why the female student should behave in such manner since she wasn't the only one being punished

She get people wey get power na and believes say na banana republic we dey.

saaedlee:
Stupid teachers, I laugh when I saw the report yesterday, unu get luck say no be my pikin

Idiot

vedaxcool:
This people are just sick and acting dumb... every fool now chants DSS like a canary. .

Another one spotted

omenkaLives:
With access to the internet, every idiot can now day whatever, whenever and however. No evidence whatsoever to show DSS was there, but just as every other hate induced comments from certain group of persons who litter cyberspace, evidence is "irrelevant" just as long as the subject makes their preferred bogeyman look bad!

Just yesterday, they rained insults on the same organisation and the President because of some misreported story, only to get the detailed report of what really transpired, a report which showed neither DSS nor the president was involved in the incident in any way!

Keep the hate burning fellas, hopefully, someday, you'd reap the reward of all your "hard work".

It seems you are pained because you are one of them

EdifiedCEO:
Former Delta State governor, James Ibori, returned to Nigeria today after he was released from prison in the UK last month.

Here's what Nigerians are saying about his arrival:

http://www.newshelm.com/2017/02/what-nigerians-are-saying-about-james.html

What kind of country is this sef

softMarket:
Afonjas have taken over this thread!

See as dem dey talk rubbish!!



Btw Abacha and ibori,who is a bigger criminal?

All of you are criminals

subtlemee:
I so love and admire this man for his humility

Who ever carved dis ur eye brow is a master artist girl!

subtlemee:
I so love and admire this man for his humility

Who

Xcelinteriors:
What is wrong with her outfit? Not that she's exposing any part of her body.

She is wearin crazy jean lik a crazy person. No befitting of the place she went!

Built2last:
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