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Oluwatola5: Lolzzz... Saka-Jakes

jakesund: Guys with the way things are going..e be like...i go port go houdegbe north american uniii oh

d strike is killing mehn...

Samtolly4JESUS: The PUME season is over a long time ago....

Anyways, Thanks Boss

Oluwatola5: Lagos, eng edu,and m not a predite

Fynestboi: who mocked God :

John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about

that.. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Oluwatola5: ok, av jxt done d@

Samtolly4JESUS: The supreme wonder of the gospel is its present
realization of life - life of such unfathomable and
enduring quality that it cannot fade for all eternity.
Other religions may claim to have the answers to the
present misery of the individual, but what does it profit
a man to achieve harmony with nature yet lose his
soul? Jesus offers eternal life now. He said, "I am the
resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will
live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and
believes in me will never die" (John 11:25,26). God
bless you. REINHARD BONNKE

Oluwatola5: alryt dr

Fynestboi: lolz me wan go stat to dey teach bk.. Coz i nid money gan..

shakur07: Jan ke .. Yhu no talk feb or march na to go find work join to ma work oh ..шξ must carry money enta skool

Oluwatola5: lolzzz....matured? Well, i dont fink am intrestd

Fynestboi: atleast callng it off wud elp

Fynestboi: atleast callng it off wud elp

Oluwatola5: how do u run d group? Onlyn or wut?

Fynestboi: na bad news jare.... Walahi ASUU MOUTH DN BIG PASS LEVEL..

Fynestboi: even d most powerful pasito cnt name the

Fynestboi: even d most powerful pasito cnt name the

Fynestboi: even d most powerful pasito cnt name the

Oluwatola5: ok, wuz d group all about?

Oluwatola5: ysterdai wuz also my day of hold-up 10nks 2 Empty Hen, i wuz held up 4 jxt 2 long den i did d reversal of wut Saka did, i portd 2 Etisalat

laryom1: thank you very much. But i'm currently in kwara state. Plz is anybdy here dat can help me? I can send you d card dtails. Plz help me my fellow nairalander. God wil help us all.

Oluwatola5: i hope it ends wen ASUU call of d strike....*winks*

jakesund: Phtemie and kejilee i dey hail oh

Ghydyon: dos dat mean dat 80% of aspirant here use MTN cos it rilly contributed to d scanty house yesterday...



MORNING FELLAS
HOPE YOUR MORNING IS GOOD

laryom1: Pls my fellow oauites. I purchased my result cheker scratch card. Bt in d course of sctrachn, 4digts out d serial number nt d pin scratchd away. Plz help me on dz. How can i do it? Dos dat av d card, is there any resemblance btw d card no n d serial number

Mikkie31: its no biggie bro,i was just curious when u said aau. Anyway,tanx for the wrong info.

Samtolly4JESUS: Eku Owuro oo

Ao Ji Re bi??

Samtolly4JESUS:

Great observation boss! The organizers actually intended to make it more elaborate buh the indifference and lacklustre attitude of other aspirants isn't helping matters.. So they were left with no choice.

Now, anyone who wants a re-shuffle of appointments should voice out their Opinions and the organisers will see to it.

Thumbs up!

papindinho: u are welcome Dr. Lee

Samtolly4JESUS: Kejilee

Samtolly4JESUS: We never hear anything about ASUU and FG
Na inside Coven them do meeting ni