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PoliticsRe: Patients Jonathan Says Federal Road Safety Commission Be Blame For Dana Crash. by kelao: 9:20am On Jun 05, 2012
Its a big lie.
RomanceRe: Is It Safe For A Stammerer To Marry A Stammerer? by kelao: 10:12am On Apr 21, 2012
I have seen two deaf n dumps marry wit 3 kids and all d children speak wel n also understand sign language.so no big deal.
Jobs/VacanciesHow I Made 60,000 In 24 Hours by kelao(op): 9:21pm On Apr 11, 2012
I am an internet entrepreneur and i
Recently, I stumbled upon a problem
online and i quickly searched and
discovered the solution.

While searching the entire net,i discovered
that there is no viable information about
the problem here in Nigeria.


So what I did was I bought the few
information on the problem which I
found online and solved the problem
as a Nigerian.

After solving it, I wrote my own solution in
an ebook and advertised it and eventually
built a list of 400 subscribers in 2 weeks.

I then bought a domain name,created my sales
letter and uploaded the website and sent an
email to my list of 400 subscribers
telling them of the ebook I had just written.

Guess what?

I sold the ebook for N3,500 and made
17 sales.

How much is that?

Thats about N60,000 in 24hours.

ALL Business Models (offline/online) are as
simple as that.

You discover a problem, create a solution
and offer it to those looking for the solution.

It IS that simple.

You can download a more comprehensive report
about how it works on the website below.

http://www.InternetBizNigeria.com
BusinessHow I Made 60,000 In 24 Hours by kelao(op): 9:19pm On Apr 11, 2012
I am an internet entrepreneur and i
Recently, I stumbled upon a problem
online and i quickly searched and
discovered the solution.

While searching the entire net,i discovered
that there is no viable information about
the problem here in Nigeria.


So what I did was I bought the few
information on the problem which I
found online and solved the problem
as a Nigerian.

After solving it, I wrote my own solution in
an ebook and advertised it and eventually
built a list of 400 subscribers in 2 weeks.

I then bought a domain name,created my sales
letter and uploaded the website and sent an
email to my list of 400 subscribers
telling them of the ebook I had just written.

Guess what?

I sold the ebook for N3,500 and made
17 sales.

How much is that?

Thats about N60,000 in 24hours.

ALL Business Models (offline/online) are as
simple as that.

You discover a problem, create a solution
and offer it to those looking for the solution.

It IS that simple.

You can download a more comprehensive report
about how it works on the website below.

http://www.InternetBizNigeria.com
PoliticsRe: N74bn Not Enough For Amnesty Programme- Dokubo Asari by kelao: 11:11am On Mar 21, 2012
What are you guys talking about?
74 billion naira is simply
equivalent to 3 days of oil
production for 26,0000 youths
that brought the oil industry
to its knees.

Is that amount too big
for peacefull exploration of
6 trillion naira worth of oil
yearly?
Christianity EtcRe: Are Spiritual Husbands Real? by kelao: 3:06pm On Mar 16, 2012
Spirit husbands and wife are real demons that are out to destroy lifes of people.deliverance is easy if you meet a strong deliverance minister and not all there money seeking pastors you have all over the place.one good place for total deliverance is the bride assembly,endeavour crescent,odofin park estate,by ijeasha bus stop in lagos.
BusinessRe: What Are The Processes Of Cashing Out A Google Adsense Cheque In Nigeria? by kelao: 7:51pm On Feb 12, 2012
All you need to do is go your bank and open a dorm account.
Once you meet the requirements and the account is opened,
then you can deposit the check.

Since adsense is in euros,tell the bank you need a euro based
Domiciliary.

cheers mate
BusinessRe: Shopping With Africard by kelao: 7:46pm On Feb 12, 2012
Yes they do accept it,
Go ahead and use it
PoliticsRe: Federal Civil Servants Have Not Been Paid Their January,2012 Salary.why? by kelao: 7:44pm On Feb 12, 2012
No be small thing o
PoliticsRe: A Policeman Shoots A Bus Passenger In My Presence by kelao: 6:23pm On Feb 12, 2012
Too bad,
Afam do you live in Ojo
BusinessRe: Forbes - How To Make Money Online by kelao: 7:20am On Feb 12, 2012
The simplest method is by selling simple
information products like i do

http://internetbiznigeria.com
HealthRe: What's The Best Insecticide For Lagosian Mosquitoes? by kelao: 1:22pm On Jan 25, 2012
Go to any chemist arround you and ask for SNIPPER.
small bottle is 200 while big one is like 2,000.
You use the rambo pump to spray the whole house and you
will see all insects laying in state.
PoliticsRe: Army Deployment In Lagos Was Requested By Lagos State Govt - Army Spokesman by kelao: 10:21am On Jan 20, 2012
What the army spokesman is saying is this-----OP MESSA soldiers have been in the streets of lagos working with the police to protect live and properties for a long time and they are still the same soldiers deployed to ojota.Simple
PoliticsRe: Facts You Must Know By Pst Tunde Bakare by kelao: 10:19pm On Jan 15, 2012
Pastor tunde bakare is just taking trash!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Removed - Full Transcript Of Press Release From The Pppra by kelao: 4:13pm On Jan 01, 2012
Nice move! Supported!
PoliticsRe: Attempts To Set Church Ablaze In Bayelsa By Man Dressed In Turban by kelao: 10:32am On Dec 29, 2011
So of all newspapers its only daily trust,a pro northern newspaper that carried the news.
Hmmm i smell a rat,
Christianity EtcRe: Why Infant Baptism Should Stop! by kelao: 10:13pm On Nov 27, 2011
THE TRUTH ABOUT INFANT BAPTISM

Most Christian churches todaybaptize babies by sprinkling water
on them and calling it “infant baptism”. But nowhere in the Bible
can we find where the Apostles of Jesus ever baptized babies.
Infant Baptism is not a Biblical teaching; it is a dogma of the
Roman Catholic Church. There's nobody ever sprinkled in the Bible.

In the Old Testament, we will find that the the high priest circumcised the
babies on the 8th day. Leviticus 12:2-3, “Speak unto the
children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and
born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days;
according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall
she be unclean. And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin
shall be circumcised.”

But in the New Testament, the only way the apostles dedicated the babies
unto God is by bringing the little ones to the Lord Jesus. Jesus lifted them up in His
hands, and blessed them, saying, "Suffer little children to come
unto Me, and forbid them not: for of such is the Kingdom."
(Matt. 19:13-15; Luke 18: 15-17). Thus, this is the correct
Biblical formula for dedicating babies unto the Lord.

Water Baptism is a confession that an inward work of grace has been
done. Yet little infants has no knowledge of sin. Of course, the
baby is borned in sin, shaped in iniquity, comes to the world
speaking lies, and they're sinners by nature. But when Jesus
died at the cross, He died to take away the sins of the world.
And when a baby becomes a human being and is born into this
world, they have no sin of their own.

The Blood of Jesus Christ already atones for the baby’s sin.
And therefore they have no repentance to be done and no water
baptism is required of them, not until they reach the age of accountability.
The baby comes to the age of accountability between the age of 12 to 13 years
old. During such age, the child knows already what's right and
wrong. Therefore, it’s the proper time for him or her to repent
for what he/she has done. And when he/she repents, then's that’s
the time to undergo water baptism (Acts 2:38 - “Repent and be
baptized, ”) by immersion.
Christianity EtcRe: Many Men Of God Have Deviated From The Truth by kelao(op): 10:57am On Nov 14, 2011
dankol:
I am realy troubled by dese words especialy d last point mentiond. Dou som of d points u av mention i av also thot abt dem. I went a mog who told me, your salvation is d most important thing irrespective of d church u atend as there is no church u wnt find one or two faults wit
i want 2 serve God bt im confused. And i just cnt stop goin 2 church, my dilema wil wosen. Wen u said change your pastor or church, hw are u sure u are nt movin 4rm fry pan 2 fire.
Do you reside in lagos? If you do kindly take your time and visit the bride assembly church @ odofin park estate, Ijesah bus/stop
Lagos. Services are held on tuesdays 9.am,friday 10 p.m till dawn and sunday 8.00 am. or any end time message church near you.
NB: We dont have branches but sister churches.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghaddafi Is Gone, Now They Are Killing Themselves by kelao: 10:50am On Nov 14, 2011
Christianity EtcMany Men Of God Have Deviated From The Truth by kelao(op): 9:58pm On Nov 08, 2011
WARN YOUR PASTOR: Our Apostle Paul has laid a curse on any minister who preaches any other gospel contrary to what the Apostles have preached (Gal. 1:6-9). Many preachers have gone out of the Bible and are preaching all manners of heresies.
Nevertheless it is written, preach the word, be instant in season, out of season, for the time has come when Church goers are not enduring sound doctrine but after their own lusts are heaping to themselves teachers with itching ears and are turning away their ears from the truth unto fables (2Tim. 4:1-5).


God desires gallant Ministers who will stand for the Truth even if it will cost them their financial support, popularity and friends.
WARN YOUR PASTOR: He should stop making merchandise of you (2 Pet. 2: 1-3). The gifts of the spirits are freely given and Pastors are to minister freely to God’s people. The gifts are not for making money (Matt. 10:1&cool. It is contrary to the scripture to trade with the gifts.
WARN YOUR PASTOR: It is insult to the Christian faith for any Church to encourage their sisters to participate in fashion parades or beauty contest. (Deut. 23:17-18; Num. 25:1-5). These are worldly activities that have no spiritual significance.
WARN YOUR PASTOR: It is wrong to collect Tithes, offerings and vows from members of the congregation who are involved in shady deals e.g. Fraudsters, Prostitutes, Ritualists, Corrupt Money Bags, Bribe takers etc. If the Pastor is sincere, let him tell this to the people during every offering. It is an abomination (Deut. 23:18). By the number of offerings taken during each fellowship you know the purpose of setting up that Church.


WARN YOUR PASTOR: It is wrong, warn him to stop lying that God told him that a certain number of people should bring a specific amount of money for a particular Project in the Church, when God did not say so. Such a Pastor is under very serious judgement. 2 Cor. 9:7, Deut 16: 16-17 tell us that offerings should be made willingly and as able. The practice of stating the minimum amount and even waving your offerings so that people will see how much you are offering are all unscriptural. Offerings are done in secret (Matt. 6:1-4). Even in the building of the temple, the people gave willingly and not by task (1 Chron. 29:6-9). Ministers must follow the admonishment of Paul for the need to maintain their integrity before God and the congregation (1 Thes. 2: 4-5, Acts 20:33-35).


WARN YOUR WOMAN PASTOR: She is carrying out a responsibility that is not hers. She is not in the will of God no matter the anointing. God has placed every believer in a specific position to serve Him. Apostle Paul thus set the Church in order and thereby forbids woman leadership in the Church. He even gave the reason in 1 Tim. 2:11-14 and told them concerning any matter being settled in the Church, women are to keep silent and find out from their husbands only at home. (1Cor. 14:34-38) This was not written only to the Corinthians as some renegade Pastors teach. Paul said it was to all Christians in all Churches till Jesus returns. (1Cor. 1:1-2) The positions of authority in the Church are Apostles, Prophets, Evangelists, Teachers and Pastors as in Eph. 4:11-16. Deacons are Church Wardens whose qualifications are given in 1Tim. 3:8-13. none of these offices belong to the woman. The Revised Standard Version (RSV) in Rom. 16:1 referred to Phoebe as a deaconess. This is an unscriptural term injected into the scriptures in 1950 by Satan through unrevelated translators. In the KJV she is called Servant of the Church and her duty was to carry Paul’s epistles from one local Church to the other. The Bible says that the deacon should be the husband of one wife. Nowhere does it say that deaconess should be the wife of one husband. (1Tim. 3:12) When God has set a standard let no man revise it. No woman liberation movement in the Church. The woman lost the equality position- wise since the fall in the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:16) Do not misconstrue Paul’s meaning in (Gal. 3:28) Yes, we are all one in Christ Jesus being all redeemed by the same Blood. But when it comes to leadership offices as servants of God, to take care of the Sheep and the Pulpit, Paul says woman should keep silent and not usurp authority over the man. The woman should not give instructions to the man either at home or in the Church. The Bible has no room for woman Evangelist, Deaconess, Ushers and woman Pastor including the Pastor’s wife if she is one.


WARN YOUR PASTOR: Remind him that Heb. 13:4 is still effective today. It is wrong to wed any couple that have defiled themselves before the wedding date, by sleeping with each other or where the woman is already pregnant before the wedding date. They have sinned and must be told to repent and not celebrate their sin. God is against all ungodly fashion trends in the Pentecostal Churches and their new generation Pastors who permit micro- mini, back dresses, tights, Shaba, see through, low neck and show blouses, form fitting dresses, body hugs, hot pants, etc. Women who wear such commit adultery each time a man lust after them. (Matt. 5:28). Christian couples have no right to even kiss each other until they are pronounced husband and wife by the Pastor. It is abomination. A Church that stands for holiness will not encourage that. Tell your Pastor to stop kissing other men’s wives and single sisters while claiming. 1Thess. 1:5:26 to justify his action.


WARN YOUR PASTOR: Ask him where he got these titles from: Rev (Dr.)Mrs., Rt. Rev., Most Senior Apostle, Arch Bishop, His Eminence, His Holiness, Commander, Pope, etc, Who made him God’s General? The Apostle who brought us the gospel told us they are our example. What title did they bear? Jesus himself warned us of this Spirit- please read Matt. 23:1-2 and if you are sincere you will not take any title that is unscriptural. Drop them now and humble yourself. Jesus Christ, your master was so common even among the twelve Apostles that they needed a Judas to identify Him to the enemy. Pastor, remove that special seat you kept and decorated for yourself and your wife in the Church. Remove that special robe that distinguished you and your wife from the members of the Church. As we see today so- called Pentecostal Bishops wear crosses hanging in front of them like their Catholic masters. That was not known with the Lord Jesus and His Apostles. The Pastor is now too big to even carry his own Bible. He has employed someone to carry it for him when he goes to the pulpit. By this he simply tells the congregation that he is bigger than the Bible or it is too heavy for him to carry. That is pride, God hates it (Pro. 6: 16-19).


NOTE: That today before you can be crowned a Pentecostal Bishop, you must have built a big auditorium and has paid a deposit of at least N2.5m to their organization. In the Bible, a Bishop is a mere preacher or an elder. Every member of the five fold ministry (Eph. 4:11) is a Bishop or an overseer. There can be more than one Bishop in one local Church (Philippines 1:1-2). This is the apostolic practice. To put one Bishop over many congregation as they do today is anti-Christ; a carryover from the Roman Catholic Church which the Bible called the mother of harlots (Rev. 17:5)


WARN YOUR PASTOR: It is no longer the Church of Jesus Christ when he sets up the Church as his business empire i.e. the husband is the general overseer (chairman), his wife assistant overseer (managing director), while the children or relations are in charge of their financial collection (business proceed). (Acts 6:1-6) tells us the ministers should have no business with welfare and finances of the Church. Deacons are to be elected by the Church to take care of that. Your Pastor has no business being the signatory to the Church account though he oversees and coordinates the activities of the entire Church. What was the position of Peter’s wife in the Apostolic Church? But we all see how Church leaders are cleverly grooming their wives to take over the “business empires” when they die. The true Church of Jesus Christ does not run as a family business.


WARN YOUR PASTOR: To stop teaching people how to speak in tongues. Nobody taught disciples how to speak in tongues on the day of Pentecost (Act 2:4) nor did Peter teach Cornelius and his household how to speak in tongues as the Holy Spirit gave them utterance not as the Pastor taught them. Speaking in tongues is only one of the gifts of the Holy Spirit (1Cor. 12:1-11).
Also, 1Cor. 12:27-31 tells us that all cannot speak in tongues. 1Cor. 14:23, tells us that if a stranger enters the Church and hear everybody speaking in tongues he would think the people are mad. The Church order for operating the gifts is clearly given in 1Cor. 14:1-33.


If there is no interpretation then speak it to yourself in your closet, not in the Church. (1Cor. 14:10) warns against just speaking of what you don’t know because you may be cursing God without knowing. Don’t you know that Demons also speak in tongues and even prophesy? Be sure your gift is not the one your Pastor gave you but the one you received supernaturally by the Holy Spirit. And every true gift will line up with Bible irrespective of what the Church believes.


WARN YOUR PASTOR: A church with a headquarters, with branches all over, having appointed and paid ministers to watch over these branches, sending tithes and offering to the headquarters is not scriptural. All local assemblies are sovereign and responsible to the leadership of the Holy Ghost alone and not receiving instructions from any headquarters on what to preach etc. The Church must be run the apostolic way. When through evangelism a local Church comes up and an able ministers prayerfully selected is ordained to oversee that assembly, he is not to be taking instructions from any headquarters but only liaised with other ministers as the need may arise. He is independent. Pastor Tunde Bakare of Latter Rain Assembly caught this revelation and granted independence to the branches recently. Every true Pastor must also do the same. There is no denomination in the Bible.

Dear Reader: Note the following Prophecies: 1 Tim. 4:1-2, 2 Tim. 3:1-9, 2 Tim. 4:1-4, 2 Pt. 2: 1-3, Jude 3-23, Tit. 1:10-16, 2 Cor. 11:1-15, Rom. 16:17-19. (Please read these scriptures thoughtfully). They all speak of the conditions of the Church at the end time. You and I know they are fulfilled now. People have departed from the faith. The grace of God has come down with a message of RESTORATION of the Church back to the apostolic doctrine and faith. Isaiah 48:20; 52:11; 2 Cor. 6:14-18 and Rev. 18:1-4 are crying out to true believers to come out of the erroneous assemblies and faiths and return to the word.
This is our sincere attempt to draw your attention to some of the abominations that have crept into the Church, as was the case in Israel (Is. 28:8-10). These self-called Pastors are fulfilling Prophecies; therefore do not fear to change your Pastor or Denomination, if necessary. You are to run for your life.


And damn the consequences in standing for the truth. God started the Church with RECONCILIATION MINISTRY and because of what heresies have done to the Christian faith; God is ending the programme with the RESTORATION MINISTRY. He planted a pure word based Church at Pentecost as seen In the New Testament. If that Church brings out a branch, it must look, believe and teach the same. We are that branch and the harvest is near. Be restored to the Bible truth of the hour.
For more information on the subject of restoration and free sermon books preached by the man God has used to spear head this restoration visit http://www.brideassemblychurch.org
BusinessRe: Which Nigerian Credit Card Works On Facebook Advertising? by kelao: 9:14am On Feb 27, 2011
You can use a zenith bank websurfer card
Christianity EtcRe: Pressure On Offerings And Thanksgiving Offerings. by kelao: 3:09pm On Jan 07, 2011
how much offering did you put that you are comming
here to complain?

Offering is a part of worship
BusinessRe: New Scammer ( Austin Azubuike ) by kelao: 10:36am On Dec 12, 2010
sorry dude,austin is dead ok!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduates Needed In An International Financial Firm Based In Lagos by kelao: 10:31am On Dec 12, 2010
Foreign AffairsRe: Argentina, Uruguay And Brazil Recognize Palestine As State by kelao: 6:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
Dont distort history.
Its only a blind man
that will say bethlehem and jerusalem
belong to arabs.
PoliticsRe: Acting President Goodluck Jonathan And His Too Many Grammatical Errors by kelao: 11:20pm On Apr 16, 2010
even the British has accents and make grammatical errors
so whats the big deal hissssssssssssssssssssss
FamilyRe: What Would U Do If Ur Brother-inlaw Slapped U by kelao: 11:07pm On Feb 15, 2010
will packing out solve the problem?
You guys talk about divorce as if
its bread and butter.

Have a divorce person/people ever opened
up to you?

Let them settle their differences,
packing out is NEVER a solution.

If Agbero slap her will she pack from the world?

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