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Factory Fitted AC
Leather interior
Power locks, windows, mirrors
ABS
Thumb Start
Power Lock
First Body
Interior: cream leather and Formica trim
Airbag - All airbags intact
V6 Engine

just shipped into naija these month

Price: 3.5m (negotiable)

contact - 07068660999

Jodesky:
The moderators should move this to the ''Jokes'' section.

if u no get money, look n pass is allowed

ifnyioj22:
Brand new?

its a clean just came in less than a month...

very clean and fresh honda pilot, never used here in naija and not wit any scratch available for sale
completely in working perfected condition just buy and drive direct from US
interested buyers should pls contact

kc - 07068660999

come for ur inspections

location - port harcourt

price - N3.7m (Still Negotiable For Serious Buyers)

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Listen my people, our president is still not getting himself and Lie Mohammed has suggested he should appease the gods, so he is giving out N50m to anybody who could bring the items below for rituals;
1. Two virgins from unizik(especially from masscom Dept)
2. Two oko poly girls that can communicate with correct English for 2mins without sweating.
3. A Yoruba pot of stew that has no pepper and excess palm oil.
4. Two nnewi beauty queens that knows the president of Nigeria
5. An IMO STATE girl that have not been a runs girl before.
6. Four boys from IMT that are not DJs
7. Three girls from NSUKKA that will not be smelling ogiri ogiri
8. Two boys from EBONYI STATE that are not mechanics
9. A fair IMSU girl that has less than four boyfriends and three aristos
10. Four boys from MADONNA that doesn't masturbate.
11. 6 ANSU uli campus male students that don't stay off camp..and are not cultists
12. 1 Caritas female student that have not lodged in a hotel before with the boyfriend after vacations
13. Eight NEKEDE female students that have not slept with a guy who could afford them 3Noddles to eat
14. Five ABSU girls that has never traveled out for runs...
15. 5 kano men that has never tasted gworo
16. 2 fulani that has not pursued cow.
17. 3 yoruba boys that can pronounce "help" instead of "eep"
18. Two girls from ogbomoso witout mark on their face.
19. A calabar pure virgin and not second hand virgin
20. One agbero from aba that has never tasted or smoked weed before.
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Pls for more information contact the P. A to the president or minister of information

TheCongo2:
yeah but your original question was about going to those countries as a visitor, you didn't indicate that you want to go and settle.

thanks bro but what do u think

TheCongo2:
All of them are good to visit

thanks bro.... but i get people telling me canada is better to go and settle over

i am about to prepare and get a non-immigrant visa out of nigeria. i have 3 countries in mind but i need opinions on which is best for me to go.
i have
#1 - CANADA
#2 - AUSTRALIA
#3 - USA
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pls which do u guys think is best to go as a non-immigrant
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ur opinions will be useful and helpful to me.... thanks

07068660999

lol.... boys no go hustle to shoop again

Heya... RIP to da dead

She fine scatter oh

Thief n amuroba

Wrtin concern her and da post.. People can poknoz enh.. Girls sha na dia mata

I see zombies every were... Zombies everywhere!!

Naija sef una no fit appreciate da small tin pesin do, any how una go still condemn da pesin... If da pesin no do una go cast am but wen in do una go still use dat dirty mouth cast am kwa.
I taya fr una oh

Still available.. Don't miss out

This is a sweet ride that u can't resist and still fresh. Just 2weeks old in naija soil

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Buccatee:
2mil

Sory can't go for that bro

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Still available

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New arrival just came into nigeria from US still fresh and sweet looking machine
Lovely features:
Keyless entry
6loader cd
Power mirror
Power tapping glass
Remote key start
Ice cold chilling a/c
V6 engine
Leather interior
Daylight running
Auto night light up

Price - 2.8m
Contact - kc 07068660999 whatsapp n call
Location - port harcourt.. Rivers state

The murder suspect is nick ask me why?
Go tru ur calender:
June = 30days (Gerry)
April = 30days (Julie)
Sept = 30days (Jason)
Oct = 31days (Nick)
Nov = 30days (Sophie)

There by everybody in the office worked for only 30days of the month except NICK who worked for an extra 1day (31days a month). So he is the primary suspect cos were was he on the 31st?
For me NICK is my prime suspect.

so inspiring and warmed... God bless our mothers.
like if u love ur mother and share if ur mother will live long to carry all her grand children.

kingdompropty:
My questions are many for @Rotimi Amaechi.

1. A honorable minister for a ministry as serious as his should not shut down for a mere house of assembly election. Nigerians are suffering!


2. A minister must learn to observe decorum in all he does. @ Amaechi has continued to unimpress me.


3. He couldn't win Rivers state governorship, how does he expect to win the House of Assembly.


4. If he listened to an intelligent @Mrs Wike he will learn that politics has gone beyond children talk. Vote your conscience.


The Rivers people I know, like Bayelsa have 0 tolerance for anything APC.

5. Finally, like his former mentor. Is the blood of any voter worth his political future?- GEJ

hey mr. man ur questions is so silly and useless with no directions. let me help amaechi in answering those nonsense questions of ur accordingly

1. he is the minister of transport and not ur financial minister or minister of affair.

2. first of all he was never elected/assigned to impress u alone so stop making it ur personal interest but general intetest (if him no impress u my by brother impressed by him.

3. mr. man he wasn't in any way contesting or trying to contest but rather helping to contest. the one he contested for irrespective of all odd he faced he still succeded and win it mightly. he is only here to do what everybody will do if in same shoe wit him.

4. by the way are u refering to mr. or mrs. which ever but have it in mind that has always been the way nigeria politics is, pls stop talking like a stranger in naija.

5. mr. man he never told u he was coming to kill anybody all in the name of politics but i qoute u he said "wike should come wit his thugs and let them fight man to man"... if u are a thug go and fight him then. staying in ur house during the election will not kill u.


qoute me wrong most of us here commenting and spitting out trash don't even in any way have voters card, has never voted before, has never been or met any of the politicians one on one before and probably don't know anything about the two political alies yet we come online and be ranting out mouths, abusing ourselves, insulting each other over people that don't put food on our table, people that don't care about day to day life runnings.... be wise naija
amaechi has his faults... fine!
wike has his own faults.... fine!
let them go and sought it out, don't be surprise after all this tomorrow the both alies will make it up as friends and brothers back, while we are here fooling ourselves about and around them judging who is good and who is bad.
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happy sunday nairalanders

Honestly all this shit i see happenin around our country politicians is really crazy... For me i will say Ben Bruce is jst an empty drum who make no sense n seek fr attention so that at da end of da day he will get sum uneducated illiterate nigeria clapping n hailing him. Let me state out sum few tinz and if am wrng quote me bad:
Senator Bruce talks a lot about shits n nonsense because its only an empty drum that makes very loud noise fr pple to hear. I hear him talk abt ur country education yet all his 4kids study out shore of naija wiit none studying here in naija. Yet he talks about patronising naija project (charity begins at home).
U accuse an ex-govnor for spending 80million plus on a dinner for sum1, was it ur money? was it taken direct frm da government purse? Did table it in the house/request for it then it was givin to him
..... C'mon use ur c'monsense to know that as ex-govnor 80mil is a chicken change compare to what he has gotten for the past 8yrs in seat.... Though its a money that was to be use to help out nigerians but point me a politician in nigeria including u senator bruce that is a saint and I will show u a real niger delta militant that's has never kidnapped anybody before.
He talks about helping the youths of the country.... How many of our graduate has he created employment for in a year.... Not to talk abt his home wre his representing.
Talk.
I have watched him on tele in the house but never seen him make any contributions in as much as he contributes on twitter n other social media empty words.
He makes lot of empty noise that has no effect on nigeria only to make sum pple feel his makin sense in as much as he has not done anytin fr any of us here on this nairaland.
If u want to know n find out whether he does what he preaches about let him come in an open media and let's throw him a questions like; where did u attend ur university, where n where did u have ur mansions, how many made in nigeria product (cars, clothes, shoes etc) do u use, where do ur kids school, what have u done for ur community n ur country citizens, how many scholarship have u offered to strangers u meet on the street, how many strangers have u inspired n helped out?
Before u remove the sand from sum1 eyes remove d one from ur eyes first.... A pointing finger shud not forget that 3fingers still point back at him...... Even the bible say charity begins at home!! #pls-am-only-trying-to-give-him-a-c'mon-sense#

Well its not bad someone learning or teaching his kid how to drive at early age cos of sum family/home casualties like wen help is needed urgently...
My elder bro learnt how to drive at the age of 14 while i in particular learnt how to drive at da age of 12. But i made my first express driving at da age of 13 driving my dad 505 peugeot car.