₦airaland Forum

INTROVERT:
Wow..... we have many mad men on nairaland that need such transformation.

I besich u to reciv c'mon sense by da blood of God....

Deejay1000:
Please I want to ask You a question...
Yesterday evening, while I was drinking garri, a small ratroom was looking at me and shaking its head. Please what does it mean?

Lolx.... Bros oyo na ur name oh

Here is my problem wit our ladies:
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, the problem is how you do it, stop making sound like a car crash...
2. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem,its very sexy, the problem is wearing ur min and looking nice but wen u see guyz, u try to pull it down now forcing it to be long don't u see that u are deceiving urself?..
3. Loving ur man is not the problem infact its not bad but changing ur surname on facebook and putting his surname when u have not even been introduced to his mother/father.... Nne! jux chill, in a little time ur update will be "men are wicked and cheats"
4. Saying that all men are the same is not my problem but who asked u to date them all?....
5. Bleaching ur skin is not a problem, but
having white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs,are u a zebra?...
6. Snapping pix in different cars and updating it on ur DP is not a problem but my problem is ur father a car dealer or do u do photo shopping!!!
7. When a guy stops u on the road "hey pretty watz up how are u doing... I like u and would like to know u" then u reply "sorry I don't talk to strangers"... I bliv on facebook its only ur family generations u talk to? My problem is don't let God to slap u to shut up..
8. Reading my post is not my problem, infact its well, but the problem is reading without liking or commenting..

insycarc:
The annoying thing was that the woman refused to come out of the SUV after killing 8 people.. Why wont they beat her.. Am sure she must have been claiming right and trying to call people... If it were your sister/brother/friend the woman killed and she refused to drop from her SUV to explain what happened, do you think you will take it kindly with her when she drops from the car?

Bros.... Abeg try to re-read da post bfr u comment rubbish!!
Wre did u read that she refuse to drop or she felt unconcerned about what happend.. Park well joor oh!!!

Inspectahdeck:
Patience is virtue

So many careless drivers in Nigeria.

Very sure she was distracted by either her phone, radio etc.

RIP to the lost souls

Bro its an accident not an intention act.... Lukin @it frm da other angel, da devil jst acted cos from wat I red her bafday is da followin day...
All we need to pray is not fall into any temptation.. So help us God

adewaletb3:
The idiots are taking over this world God help us.

pls enlighten me bro

I JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL ABIA STATE UNIVERSITY....[ABSU] DO YOU LOVE YOUR SCHOOL?
* u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep... let me have the list of those that have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be FUL... I would have been a 3.20 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find... try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
* In ABSU you don't need to go far for anything... right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).
* UNIMAID guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave am for sch go bk house?.
* u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back------- class don full. Lol
* come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
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Abeg like and share to ur friendz let's hail dis great Institution.
3 good gbosa for our fantastic ABSU

I have learnt in this my life how to catch the following:
If u want to catch Rat, use a fish If u want to catch Dog, use a bone If u want to catch a monkey, use a banana If u want to catch a thief, use a police If u want to catch fish, use hook worm If u want to catch Man, use Woman If u want to catch woman, What will you use?

Prayers that will make God answer u this year by fire by force...
1. Every spirit of dasukigate holding my money release them by fire in the name f Jesus.
2. Holy spirit locate my missing budget in the name of Jesus
3. Every evil tonpolo blowing up the pipeline of my breakthrough holy ghost fire
4. Let da angelic efcc of heaven arrest all da corrupt enemies in my life.
5. lord jesus bomb all da boko haram trying to bomb ur good will in my life.
6. Lord jesus provide a good and big umbrella that will shield me n my family from da wicked rainfall of da enemy... Then provide me wit a broom to sweep out all the evil footsteps and charms from my home. Amen
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Happy Blessed Sunday Pals

No boo is vacant, every is occupied.... So its either u steal one or snatch one.
Da choice is urs love

TheLastIdiot:
I love doing tins that seem weird when making luv. I like oral and anal sex I even do analingus to girls. I luv to lick d bodies of women, but clean and pretty chics oo! I don't see it as being a pervert as these are wot give ril pleasure. Am I normal?

Bros no vex did u say lick dia bodies aswell....... U rili need a hot water deliverance on ur tongue.. Pls lez I frget go fr check up abeg

HateU2:
See question o
I will unboyfrnd him nd take money
Life is too short to be poor

Dat ur statement "unboyfriend him" sweet me scara fr hre joor.... Na pple like una make facebook no gree put dat one as button fr relationship stats
Hehehehehehe

Menh... Me go visit Don Baba own oh!

Adaure4ever:
Ouch. Not again

Lolx... Why do u say so!

abuaoyen:
Wickedness in low places

Help me see da type of wickedness

WHY ARE PEOPLE WICKED??
How can somebody chukwu kere eke wey God create go come just unplug my phone wey dey 10% come plug him own weydey 95%, come still use my own dey play Temple Run ?? Naija maka why? Ndinmadu sef.

Pheals:
Thank God our case is not like that of Indians

Hehehehe.... U dey fear!

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100] mothers.. Right??[/color]

Yes oh my brother... I can imagine my own mama list how in go be!
Heheheheh.

bqlekan:
guy, you no let me finish am nah

In pepenazi (illegal) voice "wait continue"

bqlekan:
guy, you no let me finish am nah

In pepenazi (illegal) voice "wait continue"

bqlekan:
lets assume we men are the ones to make list... here I go
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A oil well for the family
A buggatti veyron for the groom's father
Audi 8 for groom's mother
20 plots of land for the bad belle neigbours

Lolz..... Oh boys yeh!! U concurrrrrr!!!

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100] I trust my mama... The list go big pass dictionary..[/color]

I just can't stop lafin here oh...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Wetin go dey your list? [/color]

Bros u supoz no na, dat tin wey go swag ur life for street.

Menh it really fucking irritates me a lot seeing a guy urinating talk more of walking arround my rom naked.... Dem send u abi u be gay, i go jst use better cameron pepper baptise dat him black yansh/dick over night wen him dey sleep.
Abi dem swear for da guy neh!!!

My fellow NLs (boys/men) imagine were our nigeria marriage culture is like the india culture were the girl comes and pay for the mans dowry/grooms price (bridal price) instead of the other way round!!
Them go hear am for list, especially when things needed for igbankwu (marriage right) are listed and given to the girl's family.
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Omoh guys!! In go make sense wella!! Cos my list go bad oh

cruzita:
op pls add this :all the ugly girls u knew 5yrs ago are now married to rich handsome dudes while the beautiful ones are still single.how come

Cruzita..... Baeb u dey observe wella oh, well sha them still they make choice for market!!

dollyjoy:
beauty they says,fade with time but that is the first point of attraction,that not withstanding,a beautiful face without nice attributes is useless,


so you see?a man can date a dazzling beauty without attitude but at the end settle with a monstrous looking woman with nice and lovely attributes..

every man what peace!

Dollyjoy abeg help me tell am oh him no oh!
Every fine girl is a hit back to back
Ogbeni if u want fine girl go and collect them!!

**You Will Agree With Me After Reading These Facts**

(1) Most black girls you knew five years back are now white... N White R Now Black
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(2) 98% of our girls today believe that
attachment hair is better then their natural hairs.
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(3) Girls also think fixing of Nails, eye lashes and other foreign bodies makes them more sexy but that's a big lie. It doesn't work always. It even makes some of them much ugly!
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(4) Girls always want to end up with tall handsome guy without knowing how beautiful his heart is or how focus the guy is.
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(5) They always want to speak like English girls each time guys approach to them but later end up in throwing blunders..
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(6) Because of this inferiority complex, they've not been able to see the natural beauty in them.
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(7) Be yourself, be original, it pays because black is Beautiful.
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REAL BEAUTY IS IN THE HEART AND NOT IN THE FACE.
TRUE OR FALSE??

5 Little stories of life.
* Life is not a problem to solved but a reality to be
experienced.
* Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fools, a
comedy
for the rich and a tragedy for the poor.
* Life take on a new meaning by kicking up to the next level
either by omission or submission, don't be upset, if
anyone
over take u! Just try harder to over the people u
can.
* Life is a song- sing it, is a challenge- meet it, is a
dram-
realise it, is a sacrifise- offer it, life is love - enjoy it.
* Life is a journey of the wise, u fall and rise up each day,
no
matter what life brings to u! Never give up..
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Life goes on and on

sickstars:
Suit ursef bro
U typed it
Read in btw ur lines.

My bro i can't seeing wat ur sawing oh

Cholls:
my brother best of luck.

Cholls pls help ur brother to find na

sickstars:
Who wana marry a humanbeing who quantify a woman with an object

Wat is da object thre?