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Health / Re: John Tinniswood: Guinness World Records Names 111-Year-Old As Oldest Living Man by keletex2000(m): 11:12am On Apr 07
Taigaban:
A man in my village dies at age 161years. But never made it to the Quiness world record. I tried hard to convince the children to allow me run a documentary but they refused. As at the time of his death his first son was already 95 years. The first set of his children were women who all died at old age while the man was still alive.

While I am not disputing the fact that that your village man died at a very old age of more than 100.
Have you asked yourself a simple question: " why is his first son only 95 years old, if the man died at 161 years ? "
It means that he was 66 years old when he had his son ! You know that in the olden days , men got married in their twenties....
That age is very unlikely...
If you have ever been directly involved / planned funerals of an old relative with no verifiable age, you will know that those ages that you see on obituaries are all allocated and massively overbloated.
Travel / Re: It’s Getting Harder To Move Out Of This Country Nowadays by keletex2000(m): 4:39pm On Oct 25, 2023
Akano5:


Wow, what about Kuwait?

Or is it that all Arab countries are not good, please someone should tell me what I don't know -- I need to learn.


If you are not in the medical field and probably the engineering field or a footballer, do not attempt to migrate to those Arab countries...

... and a job offer is a must before migrating to those countries, if you have a professional in the aforementioned fields.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Prays For Soludo On His 1st Anniversary As Anambra Governor (Photos) by keletex2000(m): 9:39pm On Mar 26, 2023
Pepperoniq:
After what Soludo said to discredit him. He still accommodate him without having any grudges against him.
Peter Obi is too soft to rule this country. Nigeria need ppl like Osama bin laden to resort this country to it's factory reset.
Nonsense ingredients

Too soft?...
No be so them take chose Buhari over Jonathan. Saying that Buhari na former soldier, that he will be tougher. Now the country don spoil completely....

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Sports / Re: Costa Rica Vs Germany: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 4) On 1st December 2022 by keletex2000(m): 10:04pm On Dec 01, 2022
Swanzi:
I really feel for Morroco for topping the group and still meeting Spain... if only they knew what awaits them they could have lost and still qualified

If Spain dey that good, they no go comot 2nd for their group.

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Sports / The Real Definition Of "Top To Bottom" / "The First Shall Be Last" by keletex2000(m): 11:02pm On Nov 30, 2022
Nov 23
Vs
Nov 30

Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Player To Score In Five World Cups by keletex2000(m): 3:11am On Nov 25, 2022
... First to score in 5 world cups and still didn't win the world ever is also a record, is it?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Player In History To Score 700 Club Goals by keletex2000(m): 9:56pm On Oct 09, 2022
Congratulations to him.
But...

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Family / Re: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by keletex2000(m): 6:16pm On Aug 19, 2022
Ask her when her last menstrual period was. We'd know from there. Even if she was ovulating and somehow got pregnant, that means she hasn't even missed her period, yet. A urine PT cannot even show positive, that early. The chances are very slim. Unless, she was pregnant before you slept with her.
... Looks like a set up.
2 questions: When was her last mensis and how many days cycle does she have?

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Events / Re: Why I Won't Attend My Cousin Brother's Wedding Ceremony Today by keletex2000(m): 6:45pm On May 21, 2022
Now I know that the majority of nairalanders are kids. QED.
Politics / Re: Moment Tinubu Disowned Osinbajo: I Have No Son Grown For Presidency (Video) by keletex2000(m): 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2022
Which son? when you say you are 70?
He is 65. You can't father him.
Career / Re: How Much Is Your Salary? How Many Months Salary Would Make Up Ur House Rent? by keletex2000(m): 8:35pm On Mar 08, 2022
It was my 3 months salary for a 2bdrm flat. After Jakpa, I retained the house (my family is there), now 40% of my monthly salary takes care of the same annual rent.
Religion / Re: #Endsars: Six Things Every Christians Should Never Engage In. by keletex2000(m): 10:16am On Oct 25, 2020
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Akube1z:
Six important things every Christian should never do or Engaged in.

1) Don't Engage in Blasphemy or Laying Curses on the government and the country.

2) Don't avenge or bear any grudge against the people of the government and the citizens of the country

3) Don't Judge the government , Instead pray for the Forgiveness of God over this country.

4) In this trying time, You must not seize to love God and keep His Commandments

5) Don't engage in violence, destructions and non peaceful protests.

6) You must not engage in cruel act , but engage in kindness act and show love to people.
Autos / Re: Neatly Used Chrysler @ A Sweet Price by keletex2000(m): 11:26pm On Oct 24, 2020
... At first glance, having sited the "B", I was like "this is not a Rolls Royce, it's a Bentley? .
Then, one look at the interior pics and I exclaimed" this is not even a Bentley,its a bleeping Chrysler 300!!"
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jill and Joe Biden Test Negative For COVID-19. by keletex2000(m): 7:01pm On Oct 02, 2020
FLYFIRE:
Hahaha....Not many people understand what is happening. President Trump MERELY want the world to KNOW that the vaccine produced by US govt & WILL BE UNVAILED IN WEEKS WORKS FINE. The Democrats & big Pharmas HAVE STOOD AGAINST ANY VACCCINES OTHER THAN THE ONE THEY WANT TO FORCE ON THE WORLD. In two weeks time Trump WILL SHOW THE WORLD THAT THE US VACCINES WORKS WELL & THEN OFFICIALLY LAUNCH THE VACCINE....ANOTHER FAILED ATTEMPT ON ONE WORLD ORDER BY THE SATANIC CULT GROUP.


The above is a good example of being completely irrational in a bid to propagate unfounded conspiracy theories.

Let me educate you, vaccines are not given to people that already infected with a disease. This is because vaccines are for prevention and not for cure.

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Politics / Re: Abuja Disco Hikes Electricity Tariff by keletex2000(m): 9:33pm On Sep 02, 2020
I was surprised. I paid for 2k worth of electricity and recharged,but what I got seemed more like 1k worth of power. I just came online here to confirm. Na wa for this regime. We'll survive.
Autos / Re: EVERYTHING CAR AC PARTS by keletex2000(m): 8:59am On Jul 16, 2020
Good morning, Sir/madam. Nice thread. Do you have compressor and condenser for 2003 Infiniti g35? Happy sales.
Car Talk / Re: Please I Want Someone To Suggest A Suv Between 2.5m To 3.5m by keletex2000(m): 12:58pm On Apr 13, 2020
eziezi90:
1. Don't buy a car, in this lockdown period. Need for extra finance might arise

2. If you must, look for distress sales. Unfortunately many will sell cars and property to stay alive in this period wink

3. Buy a Toyota smiley

4. Buy a Toyota smiley

5. Highlander or Rav4

6. Make some external modifications to stand out e.g tints, rims, bodykit, stickers or whatever shocked shocked cool cool

7. It's your money, go with your guts. That way, you can only blame or praise yourself angry cool

8. Congrats on buying a car. Be safe out there smiley


Nice points you raised. However, 3,4 and 5 are invalid because the op doesn't want a Toyota SUV. All good SUVs aren't Toyotas.
Autos / Re: Various Types Of CAR Android Screens For Sale by keletex2000(m): 11:26am On Mar 16, 2020
Good day.
Do you have the android screen for 2004 infiniti g35?
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by keletex2000(m): 6:45pm On Mar 13, 2020
Corolla this, Toyota that. You guys are derailing this thread. Anyway, I trust Amdman. He will soon flood the thread with like 10 Toyota Corolla cars, different models,so that all Corrolla lovers can put their money where their mouth is...

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Will Not Ban Nigerians From Travelling To China – Lai Mohammed by keletex2000(m): 11:43am On Feb 26, 2020
Did he actually say that Nigerians in Wuhan hasn't indicated interest to be evacuated from China?
Hmm... Mr.Lai, you lie.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Will Not Ban Nigerians From Travelling To China – Lai Mohammed by keletex2000(m): 11:39am On Feb 26, 2020
Did he actually say that Nigerians in Wuhan hasn't indicated interest to be evacuated from China?
Hmm... Mr.Lai, you lie.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Qassem Soleimani's Hand Before And After The Attack (Graphic Photos) by keletex2000(m): 11:06am On Jan 04, 2020
I hope it wasn't just the ring that was used to infer that the general died in the drone attacks. I say this because it's evident that the rings in the two pictures are not the same.
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by keletex2000(m): 9:19pm On Aug 10, 2019
The gas mileage of the g35 is not really that poor/bad unless there is an issue or you are often stuck in traffic.

I have being using the g35 (2003) for 4+years and my combined gas mileage is about 20miles/gallon on regular petrol (without boosters).

Daily driver. That's the only car I have, sef.

HeavenlyBang:


07-2010 have Aux, definitely.

Octane boosters help improve quality of fuel. Nigerian fuel is bad.

In terms of fuel consumption, probably AN SUV like the Acura MDX. Also the LX470 should be similar.

Parts are available but not as available as the ES350. ES is very very popular and shares parts with the Camry Muscle V6, so it shouldn't be that surprising.

I don't see anything particularly complex about this car's mechanical aspect. Just be sure to keep to factory standards, especially with the electrical parts.
Career / Re: Is It Too Hard to Cope With Pregnancy Or Pregnant Employees In Your Workplace? by keletex2000(m): 6:08pm On Jul 27, 2019
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Autos / Re: Nissan/infiniti Parts Store On Opebi Road by keletex2000(m): 7:12am On Jul 22, 2019
Hello Nissparts,
I need a/c compressor and condenser for my 2003 infiniti g35,pls. Do you do those?
Phones / Re: SONY Xperia Phones Discussion Thread by keletex2000(m): 9:48am On May 12, 2019
I'm addicted to my xperia z1(since 2015) my problem is that the body/case needs change and I wasn't able to find it anywhere. Anyone with scrap z1, I'm buying for the parts...
Autos / Re: Quick Sales!! Sharp 2008 Toyota Camry Muscle @1.6m by keletex2000(m): 11:01am On Apr 15, 2019
Nice ride you have there. How do I inspect and negotiate. Serious buyer.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2007 But It Has Been Upgrade To 2009 by keletex2000(m): 6:05pm On Apr 13, 2019
Location in Abuja?. I want to come for inspection and price negotiation. Serious buyer.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by keletex2000(m): 11:32am On Dec 29, 2018
keletex2000:
December 15 2018, IDP IELTS, ABUJA.

I hope I am not the only one whose screen is being graced by the page below...


...Candidates from same center have seen their results while I am yet to see mine. Should I be worried?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by keletex2000(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2018
engrkaz:
I had my IELTS on the 15th of December. LRSW: 7.5,9,7.5,6.5.... So sad....WIll try again next month

Good morning, bro

I'm yet to see mine.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by keletex2000(m): 11:10pm On Dec 28, 2018
coolangel54:
NO, MY SIS/BRO. I sat for mine in Ph and it's displaying same. have you been able to check?

No results, yet. I will have to call it a day at this point, to continue checking tomorrow.
Goodnight.

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