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Car TalkRe: What Song Makes You Drive Fast? by keletex2000(m): 10:15am On Jun 26, 2016
Paper,paper.........Bone thugs
Bone,bone, bone....Bone thugs
Wake up...............Bone thugs

Riding dirty... kamilionaire
TravelRe: A Call For Ban On 18 Seater Buses From Long Distance Journey by keletex2000(m): 4:09pm On Jun 25, 2016
My rule; interstate,I drive my self. East to/from west or East to/from north, it must be coaches /'luxury buses'.
I don't compromise. Safety first.
HealthRe: Primaries Surgery Examination West Africa 2016 by keletex2000(m):
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PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate Suit Adjourned Indefinitely, Lawyer Files Fresh Motion by keletex2000(m): 6:21pm On Jun 16, 2016
...even if he has masters degree or Phd,if he doesn't have the WASC/SSCE /GCE as the case may be, his PhD is null and void. "You can not build something on nothing", that's the saying.

Ephemmm:
[s][/s]

Can you show me the section where it was mention that SSCE Certificate is the only qualification for Presidency?
PoliticsRe: Who Wants Our President Dead? by keletex2000(m): 11:14pm On Jun 10, 2016
I laugh at some people's foolery when they say he will die very soon...
That guy has at least 16years to go...
He will even do two tenures(i.e 8years) without breaking a sweat.
The one's that die are those least expected to.

RIP Coach S. Keshi
EducationRe: Stop Laminating Certificates! by keletex2000(m): 4:54pm On Apr 23, 2016
....We all know that lamination of a document is irreversible. Most people in support of lamination of certificates are those who have already laminated theirs. Since, lamination of has potential demerits (employer skepticism in the authenticity of said documents)
I advice we do not laminate documents. After all, lamination isn't the only way to preserve documents.

My late grandpa 's unlaminated documents are still intact.(including his first sch.leaving cert issued in 1943... 73yrs ago!)
Car TalkRe: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by keletex2000(m): 4:21am On Dec 18, 2015
Hello brothers,
My 2003 G35 front suspension is completely defective, following tours with very bad roads in the past. I need the two front shocks, the two ball joints and the two control arms or their bushings.A price quote of these parts will be valued...
Thanks in advance.
TravelRe: 10 Most Powerful Passports In The World by keletex2000(m): 11:58pm On Dec 06, 2015
fados4sure:
Those drug dealer?
English Language, 0%.
PoliticsRe: Ladipo Market Crisis Deepens by keletex2000(m): 5:15pm On Jul 11, 2015
madamoringo:
Why don't they just go to Biafra with their market? It is called Ladipo market, a Yoruba name, owned by Owoyemi family + Mushin LG = Yorubaland. Must Ibos dies on another man's property?
...grade 3 mental retardation.
RomanceRe: My Conscience Is Haunting Me For Having Sex With A Teen by keletex2000(m): 3:58am On Apr 05, 2015
Listen dude,I'm going to be as straight forward as possible. I ain't supporting you, either. Because I'm even more brutal than your dad who is more brutal than her dad. You best believe that....

On a lighter note,you are so on point getting her pregnant that I just feel for the poor girl...
Get her some postinor 2 if it's still within 72 hours of your unholy act. Adios.
AutosRe: Clean Peugeot 607 V6 by keletex2000(m): 7:53am On Apr 03, 2015
Good morning,ma. May I know about fixes to be made on car. I'm interested in car.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Presidential Elections: The Voice Of Man, Prophecies Or Guess Work by keletex2000(m): 10:12am On Apr 02, 2015
Op, you forgot to add....
Snr. Pastor Akin Alabi of Nairabet Ministries World wide even, left his specialty in sports prophecies to delve into politics, prophesying that GEJ will win (1.4), while Buhari losses (2.0)... Prophet of doom!!fake!!
AutosRe: Toks Volkswagen Bug 2006 Model. Convertible by keletex2000(m): 10:07am On Mar 29, 2015
BalogunOlajidAd:
U went and commented scam on my post y? What is the prob u call me scam u posted urs and I posted my is the car for u? Pls u are on nairaland to post ur ad okay same as me or did I stole ur car? Is not fear okay
In addition to the Scam Alert,
U go fear gbaguan na!!!
AutosRe: 3months Used 2004 Mercedes Benz C320 (quick Sale) by keletex2000(m): 10:18pm On Feb 22, 2015
Still available? mileage?
AutosRe: Clean Tokunbo A4 Audi Quattro 2004 @1.2M (08096577304) by keletex2000(m): 4:03pm On Feb 22, 2015
Mileage? Is price negotiable?
AutosRe: Sold!! Spotless Toks 2006 BMW 325i For Quick Sale...sheer Driving Pleasure by keletex2000(m): 11:02am On Feb 13, 2015
A nice clean car you have there. However, we both know its isnt a 'tokumbo'... Happy sales,nonetheless.
AutosRe: 2002 Bmw 3series Forsale(registered) by keletex2000(m): 5:05pm On Feb 04, 2015
Any front/side pictures? Price?
AutosRe: Audi A6 2007 Model @700K by keletex2000(m): 10:31pm On Jan 23, 2015
Still available?
AutosRe: Accord 2004 by keletex2000(m): 11:13am On Jan 11, 2015
800 bro. I will bring cash. Tomorrow
PoliticsRe: "If Not For Goodluck Ebele Jonathan We Wouldn't Have Won The Nations Cup"- Yobo by keletex2000(m): 5:09pm On Jan 08, 2015
I was momentarily disoriented when Yobo said that on live T.V. I was like what the f##k. Mods please,make my day and forward to front page....
RomanceRe: Opinion:three Reason Not To Marry A Lady Older Than You by keletex2000(m): 9:15pm On Jan 03, 2015
Well,age,they say, is just a number and its a case of mind over matter. All the same,if you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Peace.
RomanceRe: 15 Ways To Know If You're Not Ready For Marriage by keletex2000(m): 4:57am On Dec 20, 2014
... Apparently, I am even more ready than I think.
...let me take 1 more year to be even more ready.
AutosRe: Infiniti Fx 35 Registered For 1.3m - Available by keletex2000(m): 8:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
Good day,Sir/Madam. Still avalable?
CareerRe: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by keletex2000(m): 7:59pm On Nov 05, 2014
... More power to your elbows,brothers. Keep the hope up,its the society we found ourselves in. It took me 7months after induction to get placement. UPTH trained, now at NDUTH. One.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 10th September 2014 by keletex2000(m): 8:43pm On Sep 10, 2014
Bafa-bafa and their fans....
...Cant wait to see the look on their faces at 90' mins
Go Eagles ,go!!!
HealthRe: The Doctor's Guide To Overseas Training by keletex2000(m): 10:01pm On Aug 28, 2014
Please,Dr Lomaxx...
keletex2000@yahoo.com
Thanks.
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by keletex2000(m): 7:07pm On Aug 11, 2014
Good old days.... I remember them all. Let me give this one (in full)

Firstbank 100 years anniversary in 1994

Man pass man,bank pass banki o. Firstbank na u be no 1.
The bank wey first start business for nigeria o,don reach 100 years old.
First bank o,una well don o. First bank o,una do well o.
Bank wey dey every corner for nigeria o...(First bank o,una well done o)
Wey don dey 100 years still dey strong and never tire o...(First bank o,una well done o)
Bank wey dey 'helepu' business man and 'helepu' farmer o...(First bank o,una well done o)
For sports ,arts and culture,nko....(First bank o,una well done o)
Wey don dey hundred years still dey strong and never tire oooooo...(First bank o,una well done o)

Firstbank nig plc,a hundred years of banking...
BusinessRe: 10 Words People Who Lack Confidence Always Use by keletex2000(m): 7:56pm On Aug 09, 2014
How about...

If one doesn't "read more" or be informed about Ebola disease, one "might" contact this highly infectious disease.
But, I pray you "won't" be infected and I'm confident that my post made sense.

...Am I confident?
huh
Car TalkRe: Guess The Car by keletex2000(m): 7:17pm On Jan 05, 2014
The Second red car looks very much like my Grandma's Toyota Crown of those days.... miss the car

@op and all: I love cars and I'm so good at identifying cars that I can tell from just the door handle or even the side mirrors... smiley

Happy New Year
PoliticsRe: Best Military Rule Worse Than Any Democracy – Ihejirika by keletex2000(m): 10:18am On Nov 23, 2013
Nigerians,the most tribalistic people on earth. Just because he isn't from ur part of the country,he is a now a politician. Same shameless hypocrites would have showered praises and commended him ,if he were from their tribe...smh
Car TalkRe: What Do You Want In A Car Before Purchase? by keletex2000(m): 5:46pm On Nov 22, 2013
Factory AC, manual drive, 6-cylinder,leather interior, not more than 10years old and preferably,German.
AutosRe: Extremely Superclean Golf4 For Sale *TOKS* by keletex2000(m): 9:30am On Sep 13, 2013
Goodmorning Shomobaba, another nice golf 4 u have there. Happy sales. What about the red one?is it still available?

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