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RomanceRe: Man Lives With His 2 Big-sized Girlfriends, Wants Them To Gain More Weight (pix) by kelitacliff(m): 4:26pm On Apr 06, 2019
Griiiiiin:
Missionary is a person that carries the gospel to another country..lol
can I carry the gospel to your country? cool
RomanceRe: Man Lives With His 2 Big-sized Girlfriends, Wants Them To Gain More Weight (pix) by kelitacliff(m): 3:29pm On Apr 06, 2019
SaucyBenks:
Have missionary with a plus sized lady n you'll know how in there feels... Ooh feels like current ran through my body right now embarassed


Ogbono! if you know, you know...
please what is missionary? Help a brother grin
CrimeAnother Nigerian To Be Beheaded In Saudi Arabia by kelitacliff(op):
Barely five days after the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia executed Kudirat Afolabi over drug-related offences, another Nigerian national, Saheed Ayinde Sobade, was allegedly nabbed on Thursday, April 4, with 1,183 grams of cocaine powder in Jeddah.

The Cable reports that Abike Dabiri-Erewa, a senior special assistant to the president on foreign affairs and diaspora, made this known while speaking at a programme on Arise Television on Friday, April 5.

#infonaija #SaudiArabia
Source: https://www.informationng.com
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's son's award shows his surname has officially been changed to Dikeh by kelitacliff(m): 6:10pm On Apr 05, 2019
Why are youths in Nigeria so useless oh Lord, crying over infinitesimal issues; if a lady decides to change the name of her child and the so called father is somewhere taking brukutu and ogogoro and does nothing about it, then why are youths crying for him. How is it your business that the boy's name was changed; are you the mum or dad? are you the one feeding, clothing or paying his school fees? Why not mind your business instead of wading into issues you know nothing about and basing your judgement on what social media feeds you. Stop being stupid please and mods enough of this Tonto and Churchill issues abeg their are more pressing issues we could channel our attention to
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by kelitacliff(m): 10:37am On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
Nice one.
Nope, don't bother.
okay then.. have a blossom Wednesday
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by kelitacliff(m): 10:34am On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
Nice one.
Nope, don't bother.
okay then
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by kelitacliff(m): 10:28am On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
Really? I hope it's true though. smiley
You see; different guys have different ways of approaching a lady and it goes a long way in telling what he actually wants. I wouldn't want to derail her thread so maybe I'll pm you if that's ok with you.
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by kelitacliff(m): 10:18am On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
True, that's why most of you take to your heels when you hear a no sex relationship. smiley
Lol... at least not of all of us; when I see a lady I like, I have my expectations but sex is obviously not part of it.
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by kelitacliff(m): 10:08am On Apr 03, 2019
Preshy561:
You see.
Wether you give them sex or not, they must still cheat.
Sex is not the basic prerequisite for a successful relationship; love and understanding is. And not all of us cheat as you make it seem. She can choose to stay with him and be happy forever after or not, majority of us wouldn't have accepted we have a girlfriend in that chat(it doesn't justify his actions though). The op should just take her time and think things thoroughly
CelebritiesRe: Ufuoma McDermott And Her Kids Looks Adorable In New Photo by kelitacliff(m): 11:59am On Mar 31, 2019
Cholls:
my brother you dey everywhere like kilode....sey you no know say na olosho full here how you come expect make dem get website
grin oloshos go need E-commerce website too nah, you go order online depending on your spec, you fit book as well sef
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by kelitacliff(m): 9:25pm On Mar 25, 2019
MissRaine69:
So let me get this right
You have not gone from charming to vitriolic only because I turned your “handsomeness” down?
I am sorry be as angry and as caustic as you like, I would never be with a man who exhibits the level of emotional intelligence you have just demonstrated. I would rather marry a goat.
I am not interested
I don’t care how handsome you are
I don’t care about your wealth or lack of it.
Now I don’t now how explicit you want me to get. But if No is not sufficient, you are beyond redemption.
Gone are the good ol' days when you enjoy naira land, if their is any thing that pleases me these days it's the near perfect sentence structure and you did good with this no offense to the other brother
LiteratureRe: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by kelitacliff(m): 9:11am On Mar 25, 2019
kokakola:
Anyone interested should drop his email and mention me...
mrpheco@gmail.com Thanks man
FamilyRe: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by kelitacliff(m): 7:49am On Mar 14, 2019
greatnaija01:
REMEMBER.......... NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST.
Brotherly please kindly explain this part
CrimeRe: Borno Bomb Attack: Killed Eight, Injured 14 Persons by kelitacliff(m): 11:33pm On Jul 29, 2017
Too bad
FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Wanna Leave Me by kelitacliff(m): 10:15pm On Jul 29, 2017
teresafaith:
You are a wicked, selfish, and a self centered person.

Sit there and be looking for pity party

Wicked man
looking for cheap attention, you have gotten it oya run along
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: CSKA Moscow Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 21st October 2015 by kelitacliff(m): 9:40pm On Oct 21, 2015
I man u won't win nd won't lose
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: CSKA Moscow Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 21st October 2015 by kelitacliff(m): 9:01pm On Oct 21, 2015
I think man u can still win dis. Gunnerzz all the way
LiteratureRe: My Escapades In The North-by Dioxidane by kelitacliff(m): 7:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
GODWINYSR:
EPISODE 20
‘Dioxidane, please make me whole again’,
she murmured.
‘Be careful what you wish for’, I whispered.
I quickly went to my jean and brought out
the condomizing agent from my wallet and
condomized my mamba.
I went back and knelt between her legs. Our
eyes locked as she reached out and guided
my mamba to her punana, her feet on my as
$ pushing me gently forward.
**? Chisos!!!**
My mamba was suddenly engulfed in a heat
like never before as it buried itself into her
tight channel.
I could not move as her legs held me
pressed into her with surprising strength
while my balls rested firmly on her upturned
a$s.
Her mouth was open but no sounds came
out as we watched each other. She
loosened her leg’s grip and I was able to
move again.
I pulled almost all the way out before slowly
sliding all the way back in, repeating this for
several minutes.
‘Waaaiiyooo, waiyoooo, waiyoooo…’, were
just wails I was hearing and that made me
increase my tempo. I smashed my mamba
faster and faster as she thrust up to meet
me heading toward the ultimate bliss. After
several minutes of smashing, pounding and
grinding, she reached hers first.
‘Waaaiiyooo.. Waaaiiyooo… Don’t stop…
Don’t stop… Don’t stop…’, she repeated over
and over.
I was still smashing her as I watched her
head roll from side to side; her wide opened
eyes had a wild look in them as her mouth
sucked in great gulps of air.
The pressure from her feet on my a$s
increased and forced me to smash into her
harder and harder.
‘Waiiyooooo… Waiiyoooo…. Waiiyoooo…
Waiiyoooo… Warrrshhhhh,’ she screamed.
Her legs tightened around me, pushing my
mamba in as far as it would go and her
punana clamped around it like a plier.
I could no more hold myself. Jet after jet of
my juice erupted forcefully from the head of
my mamba into the CD.
I was fuuu*cking spent! My arms could no
longer support me and I collapsed on her
gently.
We stayed in this position for some time, her
legs loosely wrapped around me with my
slowly deflating mamba still buried in her.
After some minutes, I grudgingly went to the
bathroom to clean myself up and dispose of
the used CD.
I sat on the bed next to her still reclining
body and stared down at her. Her feet were
on the floor and half of her Buttocks was off
the edge of the bed, but somehow she
looked completely relaxed.
I looked deep into her eyes, expecting to see
signs of regret, but only saw happiness in
them as she stared back at me. Stretching
out on my side facing her, my legs dangling
off the bed, I lightly drew small circles on
her skin starting at her navel, and working
steadily up to her chest, careful to avoid
touching her over sensitive ni*pples…
‘You are a badt boy, so this is what those
girls have been enjoying’, she muttered
shaking her head.
She turned on her side to face me and
began running her fingers lightly through my
hair.
‘I told you to be careful what you wished
for’, I said.
She drew me closer and began kissing me
again. Before long, mamba was activated
once again…
**#RoundTwoStraff**
I was still sleeping when I heard my phone
ringing. I checked and saw it was MA. I
looked around and saw I was alone in the
room…
**Ah an, which time dis woman comot for
here ?**
Me: Hello…
MA: Dioxidane, good morning…
Me: Good morning…
MA: Did I wake you?
Me: Yeah, you did… Hope your night was
fine…
MA: **Smiles** It was fine…
Me: I didn’t see you when I woke up…
MA: I got up early to prepare… We would
soon be leaving for the airport…
Me: Oh, yeah that’s true…
MA: Dioxidane, thanks for yesterday…
Me: Oh, It was nothing…
MA: And hope you understand that no one
can find out about what happened…
Me: Nothing happened…
MA: Good… I’ll be waiting for you at the car
park…
Me: Ok, I’ll be there soon…
We got to the airport and waited for more
than two hours before her cousin finally
came out.
Damn! MA was a learner where her cousin
was, in terms of beauty. She had a tall slim
frame and was light in complexion. Her skin
glittered like gold.
I just stood there staring in awe at her
beauty while both of them were hugging and
exchanging pleasantries. MA suddenly drew
her cousin towards me and I heard her say,
‘I want you to meet someone’.
MA: Dioxidane, meet Summaya… Summaya,
Dioxidane…
Me:**Stretching my hands towards her**
It’s a pleasure to finally meet you… I’ve
heard so much about you…
Summaya: **Smiles** Same here mister…
Hope the things you heard about me were
not horrible…
Me: Naa, trust me, they were lovely…
We all laughed and walked to the car park. I
was still feeling the smoothness and
softness of her palms on my hands. Her
palms felt like that of a baby……
Summaya sat behind me in the car while MA
sat beside her. They were so engrossed in
their in discussion. It was obvious that the
two were very close. I adjusted the rear view
mirror to catch glimpses of Summaya.
I tried engaging her in a conversation, but
from her replies, it was obvious she was
either too tired to talk or simply not
interested. I got bored and just concentrated
on driving till we got to Katsina.
*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
*** ***
Over the next few days, I was so busy with
activities that I rarely had time for myself.
Prince and I were working on a CD project
so we were together most times.
It’s was one of those times I received a call
from Zainab. She said she needed to see
me. I told her I would see her later in the
evening before lessons with her brother, but
she said she needed to see me immediately.
She told me she was at Crispy (a fast food
joint). I left Prince and went to meet her
there.
Of course I couldn’t be seen hugging or
touching her in public so I just sat at the
table where she sat. I could tell from her
facial expression that she wasn’t happy.
**Wetin I do?**
I was wondering what I’ve done or said to
make her feel that way. Everything had been
smooth so far and I didn’t see any reason
for her being downcast.
I asked her what was wrong, but she didn’t
reply.
Me: Talk to me naw… I was busy and you
asked to see me, now I’m here… What’s
wrong?
Zee: **Tears slowly dropping down her
eyes** Dioxidane, I’m pregnant….
abandoned project
LiteratureRe: My Escapades In The North-by Dioxidane by kelitacliff(m): 7:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
GODWINYSR:
EPISODE 20
‘Dioxidane, please make me whole again’,
she murmured.
‘Be careful what you wish for’, I whispered.
I quickly went to my jean and brought out
the condomizing agent from my wallet and
condomized my mamba.
I went back and knelt between her legs. Our
eyes locked as she reached out and guided
my mamba to her punana, her feet on my as
$ pushing me gently forward.
**? Chisos!!!**
My mamba was suddenly engulfed in a heat
like never before as it buried itself into her
tight channel.
I could not move as her legs held me
pressed into her with surprising strength
while my balls rested firmly on her upturned
a$s.
Her mouth was open but no sounds came
out as we watched each other. She
loosened her leg’s grip and I was able to
move again.
I pulled almost all the way out before slowly
sliding all the way back in, repeating this for
several minutes.
‘Waaaiiyooo, waiyoooo, waiyoooo…’, were
just wails I was hearing and that made me
increase my tempo. I smashed my mamba
faster and faster as she thrust up to meet
me heading toward the ultimate bliss. After
several minutes of smashing, pounding and
grinding, she reached hers first.
‘Waaaiiyooo.. Waaaiiyooo… Don’t stop…
Don’t stop… Don’t stop…’, she repeated over
and over.
I was still smashing her as I watched her
head roll from side to side; her wide opened
eyes had a wild look in them as her mouth
sucked in great gulps of air.
The pressure from her feet on my a$s
increased and forced me to smash into her
harder and harder.
‘Waiiyooooo… Waiiyoooo…. Waiiyoooo…
Waiiyoooo… Warrrshhhhh,’ she screamed.
Her legs tightened around me, pushing my
mamba in as far as it would go and her
punana clamped around it like a plier.
I could no more hold myself. Jet after jet of
my juice erupted forcefully from the head of
my mamba into the CD.
I was fuuu*cking spent! My arms could no
longer support me and I collapsed on her
gently.
We stayed in this position for some time, her
legs loosely wrapped around me with my
slowly deflating mamba still buried in her.
After some minutes, I grudgingly went to the
bathroom to clean myself up and dispose of
the used CD.
I sat on the bed next to her still reclining
body and stared down at her. Her feet were
on the floor and half of her Buttocks was off
the edge of the bed, but somehow she
looked completely relaxed.
I looked deep into her eyes, expecting to see
signs of regret, but only saw happiness in
them as she stared back at me. Stretching
out on my side facing her, my legs dangling
off the bed, I lightly drew small circles on
her skin starting at her navel, and working
steadily up to her chest, careful to avoid
touching her over sensitive ni*pples…
‘You are a badt boy, so this is what those
girls have been enjoying’, she muttered
shaking her head.
She turned on her side to face me and
began running her fingers lightly through my
hair.
‘I told you to be careful what you wished
for’, I said.
She drew me closer and began kissing me
again. Before long, mamba was activated
once again…
**#RoundTwoStraff**
I was still sleeping when I heard my phone
ringing. I checked and saw it was MA. I
looked around and saw I was alone in the
room…
**Ah an, which time dis woman comot for
here ?**
Me: Hello…
MA: Dioxidane, good morning…
Me: Good morning…
MA: Did I wake you?
Me: Yeah, you did… Hope your night was
fine…
MA: **Smiles** It was fine…
Me: I didn’t see you when I woke up…
MA: I got up early to prepare… We would
soon be leaving for the airport…
Me: Oh, yeah that’s true…
MA: Dioxidane, thanks for yesterday…
Me: Oh, It was nothing…
MA: And hope you understand that no one
can find out about what happened…
Me: Nothing happened…
MA: Good… I’ll be waiting for you at the car
park…
Me: Ok, I’ll be there soon…
We got to the airport and waited for more
than two hours before her cousin finally
came out.
Damn! MA was a learner where her cousin
was, in terms of beauty. She had a tall slim
frame and was light in complexion. Her skin
glittered like gold.
I just stood there staring in awe at her
beauty while both of them were hugging and
exchanging pleasantries. MA suddenly drew
her cousin towards me and I heard her say,
‘I want you to meet someone’.
MA: Dioxidane, meet Summaya… Summaya,
Dioxidane…
Me:**Stretching my hands towards her**
It’s a pleasure to finally meet you… I’ve
heard so much about you…
Summaya: **Smiles** Same here mister…
Hope the things you heard about me were
not horrible…
Me: Naa, trust me, they were lovely…
We all laughed and walked to the car park. I
was still feeling the smoothness and
softness of her palms on my hands. Her
palms felt like that of a baby……
Summaya sat behind me in the car while MA
sat beside her. They were so engrossed in
their in discussion. It was obvious that the
two were very close. I adjusted the rear view
mirror to catch glimpses of Summaya.
I tried engaging her in a conversation, but
from her replies, it was obvious she was
either too tired to talk or simply not
interested. I got bored and just concentrated
on driving till we got to Katsina.
*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
*** ***
Over the next few days, I was so busy with
activities that I rarely had time for myself.
Prince and I were working on a CD project
so we were together most times.
It’s was one of those times I received a call
from Zainab. She said she needed to see
me. I told her I would see her later in the
evening before lessons with her brother, but
she said she needed to see me immediately.
She told me she was at Crispy (a fast food
joint). I left Prince and went to meet her
there.
Of course I couldn’t be seen hugging or
touching her in public so I just sat at the
table where she sat. I could tell from her
facial expression that she wasn’t happy.
**Wetin I do?**
I was wondering what I’ve done or said to
make her feel that way. Everything had been
smooth so far and I didn’t see any reason
for her being downcast.
I asked her what was wrong, but she didn’t
reply.
Me: Talk to me naw… I was busy and you
asked to see me, now I’m here… What’s
wrong?
Zee: **Tears slowly dropping down her
eyes** Dioxidane, I’m pregnant….
abandoned project
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos From Bike/tipper Accident In Ketu This Morning (very Graphic) by kelitacliff(m): 5:24pm On Jul 31, 2015
IYADARA:
May those of us who can't do without this means of transportation be a victim......(amen)
come on, that is a cruel and wicked prayer considering the fact most rural areas still make use this
BusinessRe: With No Doubt. Fiverr Is The Very Easier Way To Earn Money Online by kelitacliff(m): 10:57am On Jul 20, 2015
mrpheco@gmail.com
RomanceRe: OMG!!!! Just See How A Guy Seperates Two Ladies F!ght!ng (see Photos) by kelitacliff(m): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2015
chimerase2:
Holding a fallen heroe undecided
I have nt seen u around here 4 a while
SportsRe: New Development On Jara And Cavani Issue by kelitacliff(op): 11:40am On Jun 28, 2015
I wonder why sum1 will poke a players as*s on d pitch
SportsNew Development On Jara And Cavani Issue by kelitacliff(op): 10:33am On Jun 28, 2015
The defender is facing disciplinary proceedings over a controversial incident in the Copa America quarter-finals
Omnisport
Jun 27, 2015 22:24:09
Copa America organisers CONMEBOL have opened disciplinary proceedings against Chile's Gonzalo Jara following an incident in the 1-0 quarter-final win over Uruguay.
The defender was involved in a clash with Edinson Cavani that appeared to provoke the Uruguay striker, whose subsequent reaction was punished with a second yellow card.
Having already been booked, Cavani was punished for raising his hand to Jara's face, with the latter falling to ground theatrically.
Television replays then revealed the provocation that had sparked Cavani's reaction, with Jara appearing to prod the Paris Saint-Germain forward in the backside with a finger.
The CONMEBOL Disciplinary Tribunal opened proceedings against the Chilean on Saturday, and it is expected that a decision on any potential punishment will be made before Chile's semi-final with Peru on Monday.
The disciplinary tribunal has also received a complaint from the Chile Football Association (ANFP) against several members of the Uruguay team following the match, with that case set to be examined once the Copa is concluded.
According to the Fifa disciplinary code, any suspensions that surpass the duration of the Copa will carry over to the qualifying matches for the 2018 World Cup.
Jara's German club, Mainz, have already suggested they are prepared to part company with the player following his actions.
Speaking to Bild on Friday, Mainz sports director Christian Heidel said: "He knows that if an offer comes, he can go.
"We do not tolerate that. More than the prod, however, it is what comes afterwards that makes me angry. I hate theatrics more than anything."

HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 2:58pm On Jun 25, 2015
seankay:
Chisos!! shocked
thou shall not call the name of the lord in vain cool
HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 2:57pm On Jun 25, 2015
iomoge2:
Y did i open this page?
is it scary grin
HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 6:13pm On Jun 24, 2015
During the past centuries, people who were born with unusual malformations or features, they very probably earned their living by showing themselves for the public in circuses. Their look was so scary and unbelievable for the people back then, that they paid happily to see these “creatures”, as they referred to them. Take a look at these 9 individuals who were side show workers and had to tolerate people looking at them for fun

Schiltzie, also known as “pinhead”, was born with microcephalus. This condition caused a sloped forehead and an abnormally smaller head and brain.

HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 6:11pm On Jun 24, 2015
Francesco A. Lentini

He was a successful circus worker. Hi is a pair of conjoined twins, having the legs and genitals of his brother attached to his spine.

HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 6:09pm On Jun 24, 2015
9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public 8/9
Len and Ernie

Ernie Defort, the “Two Boys, One Head” was born with a parasitic twin attached to his sternum. When he was 12 years old, they decided to surgically remove his twin, because his health started to deteriorate as he grew. He refused the surgery because he was emotionally attached to him.

HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2015
Mignon, the Penguin Girl

She was born with a condition called phocomelia, which stunts the limbs and fingers, and as her name shows, his fingers were fussed in such a manner that they were similar to flippers.

HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2015
Nicodemus, the Indescribable

His real name was John Doogs and he was born with turncated limbs. He was also known for being remarkably strong and talented in acrobatics.

HealthRe: 9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public by kelitacliff(op): 6:04pm On Jun 24, 2015
douard Beaupre

He was the eldest of the 20 children of his family and he was extremely tall. at the age of 17 he was 7 feet tall and still continued to grow. Instead of working for a circus, he decided to become a strongman

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