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Piki n wey just dey come from inside Belle don dey face million dollar controversy.. Welcome to Nigeria. I have always known there are 2 Nigeria.. one for the ruling political elites and one for the rest of us.. |
This is actually an advantage to Nigeria.. now visa processing wont need so much stress or scrutiny. |
Do you all remember when we joked that anyone that survived Buhari deserved a Certificate of Survival?!?! I wonder the Certificate we deserve now.. Maybe a certificate of Still-Breathing.. |
They keep exhibiting these terrorist behaviour but Palestinians and Iranians are the terrorists that must be wiped out from surface of the earth.. |
Those who are lucky for their palm kernel to be cracked by a benevolent spirit shiuld rememeber to be grateful.. stop complaining sir |
Go to the network operator office over there.. its just the SIM setting.. or APN issue.. |
You say problem dey when Masters is in the qualifications requirement |
Lol... they may still extend to mid-2027 2026 budget would start from there.. So no need to do any budget for next year.. Nothing APC do would surprise me.. |
This is an old video.. why is it just reaching here 🤔🤔🤔 |
Mr Baba Babachir too needs to yourself.. Ask yourself why always controversy everywhere you go.. na only you? |
I told someone this.. APC has a spread advantage over all the other parties.. |
All the governors are on this table.. The prosperity of these country is in the hands of those 36 people They hide behind our fake feudal federalism to perpetrate so much malfeasance against the state and get away with it every single time |
When we are indeed ready for this democracy, the world see it.. If we continue this path, accountability would be thrown out the window.. This is the reason they collected so much money and they cant account for it, after building flyover. Then on the flip side, this is indeed the best time in history to be a governor of a state because you get to pocket that extra 20% of FAAC sharing that is supposed to go to Local Governments. Just fix your Aides in all the councils and place them on salaries. All 36 of them are using this template. This is one of the primary reasons poverty prevails immensely at the grassroots.. and it gets worse by the weeks.. |
sprints1:it was a big sin those days |
The Bible hardly specifically mentioned masturbation.. the only reference to Masturbation (with regards to spilling of seed) is in Genesis 38.9 - read the story of Onan. Onan was punished by God after he refused to ejaculate into his late brother wife whom he inherited after the brother's death as per the tradition of that period, rather he chose to spilled the seed on the ground.. (first early withdrawal technique recorded). The act became known as Onanism. |
90% of noises you hear from people that criticize government is all notice-me |
They should do same to Eva water.. All of them have been feeding Nigerians rubbish water.. since they know NAFDAC is crippled. I have always advocated that NAFDAC shoukd be decentralized.. each state should be responsible for regulating its food and Drugs. |
I trust fraudsters to run with this.. If you are indeed recruiting, you shoukd be able to state specifically the positions people can apply for.. This is rúbbish as far as I'm concerned |
It's a pandemic and it's worrisome. 8 out if every 10 fueling station criminally adjust their pumps to underdispense fuel. Just another symptom of how an average Nigerian wants to cheat another. Despite the huge pump price, the managers of the fueling station still act in cahoot with the fuel dispensers to shortchange poor and hapless Nigerians who are already being severely battered by its own government they hardly notice all these small criminalities. The top management and owners may be unaware of these goings-on |
Fake products prevalence in the country are at an all time high and all the madam in charge could do was laugh it off when questioned. She's currently in her second tenure. The way they hustle and lobby to be retained for ṣecond tenure, if they put half of that energy in their work, we wont have so many fake products everywhere. 90% of sachet waters being produced in the country do not meet quality standard for consumed food. Most 95% are made in people residential backyards.. and they all have NAFDAC numbers.. and you wonder why our life expectancy is just 50. No be life we dey live for here. |
It was indeed a grand gathering of who-is-who in the hookup business.. 🤔🤔🤔 ![]() |
Later they would exchange dead bodies.. 5000 to 150 🤔🤔🤔 What type of war is this one |
Lol.. Baba wey dey quick vex |
They should check the statistics well.. 9 out of every 10 adults i know right now including myself is struggling severely from epidemic of empty pockets. The one out of the ten not struggling is one with old money.. |
An asset indeed.. A man who can sacrifice his own party to gift to a ruling party is indeed an asset. A party is like a table standing on four legs.. if one leg is not there, the table is as good as not having any legs. This was what happened to the PDP. He and his co-travellers in the SS and SE held unto their own legs and refused to join it to make the table stand at all.The courts in their un-wisdom keep awarding victory to the ones holding one leg of the table to ransom.. as the legitimate claimant to the table. Because you know who controls the courts. Yes, he's an asset. But only for a while.
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If we are to go by APC people's narration - we can say Drivers are now getting money But it's all phantom money. Now a driver can collect a total of 40k from all passengers and buy fuel with 30k for the trip. Thats 75% expenses on fuel alone. He's left with 10k to do every other thing. Before now.. this same driver for this same trip Would have collected 15k from all passengers.. bought fuel of only 5k (33% fuel expenses) and still had N10k left to sort himself. This is the current predicament of drivers. |
Yankiss:like the one you lots do here for 30k per month.. how did.you suddenly link this to politics now.. |
This is the first Big brother that, in the 7th week nobody can tell who is the likely winner. Weird indeed |
I don't even know him.. but i feel so touched No one should have to die because someone wants power or someone didn't get power.. Just man's inhumanity to man.. Why cant we all live in oeace |
Exactly this period in the life of the previous administration, they introduced cash scarcity some months to the general elections. Nigerians groaned. They were using money to buy money. APC and late Buhari insisted no going back. It was Héll. Till today nobody has accounted for that mádness of a policy.. Fast forward 4 years later, APC and Tinubu is insisting no going back on the pains and sufferings they have foisted on the people. They have refused to strategically use part of the oil windfalls to cushion the harsh effects of these senseless increments on the lives of the common people. Wíckedness is the only explanation 🤔🤔 You don't treat your citizens like this. |
Just another classical definition of your money is our money. My money is my money |
The governor just practicalised the same thing he speaks about every day |

having any legs. This was what happened to the PDP. He and his co-travellers in the SS and SE held unto their own legs and refused to join it to make the table stand at all.