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Politics › Re: Wike Son Submits American Passport In Controversial $2.1m Land Acquisition Case by Kelklein(m): 2:44pm On Sep 30
Piki
n wey just dey come from inside Belle don dey face million dollar controversy..

Welcome to Nigeria.

I have always known there are 2 Nigeria.. one for the ruling political elites and one for the rest of us..
Travel › Re: Tanzania Removes Nigeria From Referred Visa Category by Kelklein(m): 2:41pm On Sep 30
This is actually an advantage to Nigeria.. now visa processing wont need so much stress or scrutiny.
Politics › Re: Compare Tinubu And Buhari Government In A Short Sentence?? by Kelklein(m):
Do you all remember when we joked that
anyone that survived Buhari deserved a Certificate of Survival?!?!

I wonder the Certificate we deserve now..

Maybe a certificate of Still-Breathing..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel-Bound Flight Diverted To Saudi Arabia As Pilots Fight by Kelklein(m): 12:16pm On Sep 30
They keep exhibiting these terrorist behaviour but Palestinians and Iranians are the terrorists that must be wiped out from surface of the earth..
Sports › Re: I Have No Privacy Anymore – Cape Verde, Goalie Vozinha Laments by Kelklein(m): 8:23am On Sep 30
Those who are lucky for their palm kernel to be cracked by a benevolent spirit shiuld rememeber to be grateful.. stop complaining sir
Phones › Re: Nigeria Samsung Phone Not Working In UK by Kelklein(m): 9:39pm On Sep 29
Go to the network operator office over there.. its just the SIM setting.. or APN issue..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: IITA Recruitment: International Agricultural Institute Announces Job Openings by Kelklein(m): 8:30pm On Sep 29
You say problem dey when Masters is in the qualifications requirement
Politics › Re: Reps Extend 2025 Budget To December 31 by Kelklein(m): 5:26pm On Sep 29
Lol... they may still extend to mid-2027

2026 budget would start from there..

So no need to do any budget for next year..

Nothing APC do would surprise me..
Education › Re: Young Female Ibadan Student Stuns School After Coming First In 10 Of 17 Subjects by Kelklein(m): 11:05am On Sep 29
This is an old video.. why is it just reaching here 🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: Binani Is a spy for Kachalla Atiku, She Is Not A Normal Person - Babachir Lawal by Kelklein(m): 9:45am On Sep 29
Mr Baba Babachir too needs to yourself..

Ask yourself why always controversy everywhere you go.. na only you?
Politics › Re: Status Of Nigeria’s Political Parties In The 774 LGAs by Kelklein(m): 9:27am On Sep 29
I told someone this..

APC has a spread advantage over all the other parties..
Politics › Re: Some Public Officers Take Nigeria’s Money ‘Every Minute’, Says Olukoyede by Kelklein(m): 10:53am On Sep 28
All the governors are on this table..

The prosperity of these country is in the hands of those 36 people

They hide behind our fake feudal federalism to perpetrate so much malfeasance against the state and get away with it every single time
Politics › Re: APC Wins All The Seventeen Local Government Councils Elections In Enugu State by Kelklein(m): 10:43am On Sep 28
When we are indeed ready for this democracy, the world see it..

If we continue this path, accountability would be thrown out the window..

This is the reason they collected so much money and they cant account for it, after building flyover.

Then on the flip side, this is indeed the best time in history to be a governor of a state because you get to pocket that extra 20% of FAAC sharing that is supposed to go to Local Governments. Just fix your Aides in all the councils and place them on salaries.

All 36 of them are using this template. This is one of the primary reasons poverty prevails immensely at the grassroots.. and it gets worse by the weeks..
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin Or Did We Make It One? by Kelklein(m): 10:20am On Sep 27
sprints1:
na everybody they do this onanism i no see it as sin ooo. I knack babes steady and refuse to spill in their coochie just because am avoiding to be a father that's withdrawal method na
it was a big sin those days
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin Or Did We Make It One? by Kelklein(m): 9:28am On Sep 27
The Bible hardly specifically mentioned masturbation.. the only reference to Masturbation (with regards to spilling of seed) is in Genesis 38.9 - read the story of Onan. Onan was punished by God after he refused to ejaculate into his late brother wife whom he inherited after the brother's death as per the tradition of that period, rather he chose to spilled the seed on the ground.. (first early withdrawal technique recorded).
The act became known as Onanism.
Politics › Re: Dr Mustapha Mohammed Inuwa Returns To APC After Four Years Of Criticism by Kelklein(m): 9:13pm On Sep 26
90% of noises you hear from people that criticize government is all notice-me
Politics › Re: Lagos State Burst CWAY Factory Over Viral Complaints By Consumers. (photo) by Kelklein(m): 8:59pm On Sep 24
They should do same to Eva water..

All of them have been feeding Nigerians rubbish water.. since they know NAFDAC is crippled.


I have always advocated that NAFDAC shoukd be decentralized.. each state should be responsible for regulating its food and Drugs.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ECOWAS Opens Recruitment For Qualified Nationals Across Multiple Sectors by Kelklein(m): 3:59pm On Sep 24
I trust fraudsters to run with this..

If you are indeed recruiting, you shoukd be able to state specifically the positions people can apply for..

This is rúbbish as far as I'm concerned
Business › Re: NMDPRA Uncovers Fuel Under-Dispensing At Filling Stations Nationwide by Kelklein(m): 5:57am On Sep 23
It's a pandemic and it's worrisome. 8 out if every 10 fueling station criminally adjust their pumps to underdispense fuel.

Just another symptom of how an average Nigerian wants to cheat another.

Despite the huge pump price, the managers of the fueling station still act in cahoot with the fuel dispensers to shortchange poor and hapless Nigerians who are already being severely battered by its own government they hardly notice all these small criminalities.

The top management and owners may be unaware of these goings-on
Health › Re: Lagos Factory Scandal: NSCDC Uncovers Illegal Juice Production Facility by Kelklein(m): 8:58pm On Sep 22
Fake products prevalence in the country are at an all time high and all the madam in charge could do was laugh it off when questioned.

She's currently in her second tenure. The way they hustle and lobby to be retained for ṣecond tenure, if they put half of that energy in their work, we wont have so many fake products everywhere. 90% of sachet waters being produced in the country do not meet quality standard for consumed food. Most 95% are made in people residential backyards.. and they all have NAFDAC numbers.. and you wonder why our life expectancy is just 50.

No be life we dey live for here.
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike’s All-white Party: Ladies’ Outfits Spark Reactions (Photos/Video) by Kelklein(m): 8:15pm On Sep 22
It was indeed a grand gathering of who-is-who in the hookup business.. 🤔🤔🤔 cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Hits Moscow With ‘largest Ever’ Drone Attack by Kelklein(m): 10:12pm On Sep 20
Later they would exchange dead bodies.. 5000 to 150 🤔🤔🤔

What type of war is this one
Celebrities › Re: Obasanjo Guests On Bae U's Curiosity Made Me Ask Show by Kelklein(m): 11:07am On Sep 19
Lol.. Baba wey dey quick vex
Business › Re: 61% Of Nigerian Adults Face Severe Financial Distress — EFInA by Kelklein(m): 2:37pm On Sep 18
They should check the statistics well.. 9 out of every 10 adults i know right now including myself is struggling severely from epidemic of empty pockets.

The one out of the ten not struggling is one with old money..
Politics › Re: Wike Is An Asset To APC, Should Not Be Embarrassed - Jibrin Defends FCT Minister by Kelklein(m): 11:55am On Sep 18
An asset indeed..

A man who can sacrifice his own party to gift to a ruling party is indeed an asset.

A party is like a table standing on four legs.. if one leg is not there, the table is as good as not tongue having any legs. This was what happened to the PDP. He and his co-travellers in the SS and SE held unto their own legs and refused to join it to make the table stand at all.

The courts in their un-wisdom keep awarding victory to the ones holding one leg of the table to ransom.. as the legitimate claimant to the table. Because you know who controls the courts.

Yes, he's an asset. But only for a while.

Travel › Re: Fuel Price: How We’re Coping – Commuters by Kelklein(m): 8:21am On Sep 16
If we are to go by APC people's narration - we can say Drivers are now getting money

But it's all phantom money. Now a driver can collect a total of 40k from all passengers and buy fuel with 30k for the trip. Thats 75% expenses on fuel alone. He's left with 10k to do every other thing.

Before now.. this same driver for this same trip Would have collected 15k from all passengers.. bought fuel of only 5k (33% fuel expenses) and still had N10k left to sort himself.

This is the current predicament of drivers.
Agriculture › Re: How He Built A Profitable Broiler & Layer Chicken Business In Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 7:38pm On Sep 15
Yankiss:
Good. The right thinkers create jobs for themselves and others. The lazy ones join political badwaggons.
like the one you lots do here for 30k per month.. how did.you suddenly link this to politics now..
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija; Araga Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by Kelklein(m): 8:52pm On Sep 13
This is the first Big brother that, in the 7th week nobody can tell who is the likely winner. Weird indeed
Politics › Re: Adeleke’s Aide Olalekan 'Emir' Ajagungbade, Reportedly Killed In Ile-Ife (video) by Kelklein(m): 6:44pm On Sep 13
I don't even know him.. but i feel so touched

No one should have to die because someone wants power or someone didn't get power..

Just man's inhumanity to man..

Why cant we all live in oeace
Business › Re: Petrol Hits ₦1,430 In Abuja As Strait Of Hormuz Crisis Worsens by Kelklein(m): 5:44pm On Sep 13
Exactly this period in the life of the previous administration, they introduced cash scarcity some months to the general elections.

Nigerians groaned. They were using money to buy money. APC and late Buhari insisted no going back. It was Héll. Till today nobody has accounted for that mádness of a policy..

Fast forward 4 years later, APC and Tinubu is insisting no going back on the pains and sufferings they have foisted on the people.
They have refused to strategically use part of the oil windfalls to cushion the harsh effects of these senseless increments on the lives of the common people.

Wíckedness is the only explanation 🤔🤔

You don't treat your citizens like this.
Family › Re: Wife Made Her Husband Sign Agreement To Refund Money Used For Restocking by Kelklein(m): 6:33am On Sep 13
Just another classical definition of your money is our money. My money is my money
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya: PLO Lumumba Walks Off Stage After Governor's Arrival Interrupts Speech by Kelklein(m): 7:16pm On Sep 12
The governor just practicalised the same thing he speaks about every day

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