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He seems to have everyone by the balls at this point.. More like saying I double dare Tinubu to sack me.. |
Na your Nigerianness enter you for US.. if not, wetin you sef dey do with those things for there.. na for Naija you fit get get buyer for those kain things, nobody go buy am for there |
Lol.. 'the law would protect the poor' Allah ya' isa 🖐🏼 |
But they have been comfortably wearing European white gowns to church all these while.. Shouldn't you all be happy that it's getting closer home.. Why the hate, dear fellow Africans (women!)..🤔🤔 Nigeria would be the first to liberate itself completely from the white folks.. we have done it with movies, we did in Music, now dressing.. next would be football.. |
In case you haven't gotten the memo yet.. the biggest business in Nigeria currently is politics.. |
Omo military rule is hard sha.. na every week dem dey try this guy.. If na Democracy, just bribe whom you need to bribe.. release enough money to whom you need to release it to, and everybody go calm down. |
Turning math upside down in an attempt to bamboozle his gullible supporters.. You can't percentage a percentage.. percentage increment or decrease is already what it is..just subtract the percentage.. |
Shouldn't he just keep quiet in this fight among politicians.. must you help your oga to insult your brother just to justify your pay.. |
N30.7m. . Is it for eba or is it for gari.. That's like a newspaper allowance in one office there.. which court or judge allows its time to be wasted like that... some of these smaller cases are used to cover up a major theft..🤔🤔 |
Everyone knows the paymaster right..🤔🤔 |
Lol.. he no wan make Nigerians drag am like last time.. He's been fantastic tonight tho.. Sharp passes.. good positional play.. His combination with Onyeka has also helped.. We need to work on the defence tho.. if the Mozambicans were strong, they would have punished us the way the defences have been doing.. |
You will see them buying big big houses and properties on top of other people's sweats... thiéves!! Smugglers and smuggling enablers 🤔🤔 What money cannot do in Nigeria does not exist.. |
Why Shame no dey una body..🤔🤔 |
I guess she saw the calibre of people currently in power and asked herself.. "why not?! at least, even though na Ambassador, e go fit me gan for dis government.. na we we" |
Nigerians men are stupendously generous towards women..esp when they want to sleep with her.. The scope works evey single time anywhere across the world.. |
Damage control.. Did you mention that the money was released before I put it to you that you lie about not touching the 30bn.. with the situation of things in the country right now and you all's propensity to steal every available funds at site.. All of una be thief both the givers and the takers |
Dude was clearly a hustler, entertainer and content creator but the people with their fearful religious minds took it personal.. He would have made more money tho if he had brought it the Ark Concept to Nigeria..🤔🤔 |
You say somebody is inconsequential, still his cough gives you all headache Just news of defection bring all these explanations laidis.. Indeed no peace for the wicked.. |
That's Wuse Bridge not Wuye.. |
Access Bank are very mean with their PND.. Once an account is flagged, they post a PND.. I'm mentioning this from past experience.. Also you are coming to this conclusion based on what one customer care officer sitting behind a counter told you.. he or she may not necessarily have all the info and reason for the PND which was likely done from their Headoffice forex/crypto department.. The PND might have been due to some recent activities on the sender's account which is unrelated to your transfered funds.. Let me narrate to you all briefly what Access Bank did to me.. It was one hot weekend. A Phishing account chatted me on WhatsApp claiming to be Leo from UBA. I initially thought it was the real account and might have revealed some key details to it.. So I immediately called UBA customer care to Temporarily block my account that I would come on Monday to unblock.. Fast forward On Monday morning, I went to a UBA branch and within 5 minutes, account was unblocked.. You see that nothing concern access Bank in all of these now.. That same day, I wanted to transferr money from my Access and couldn't. That was when I noticed the PND on top of the App. I went straight to one of their branches.. that was when they explained to me that they got an intel from UBA over the weekend.. That the last transaction to that UBA before the report which was a Transfer from my own Access Account to my Own UBA should be flagged. Hence the PND on my Access.. I said okay, check the account.. the transaction was a self account and it has nothing to do with the report.. and besides the people I reported to have since unblocked my UBA.. Ladies and Gentlemen, it took 5 tedious days of Back and Forth before Access Bank removed the PND on my Account, after filling numerous forms, writing letters explaining what happened and submitting IDs.. i wont forget that experience in a hurry.. |
Looks like they find it difficult to differentiate movies from real life.. Real-life Marriage requires deeper commitments, personal sacrifices and more openness(no secrets).. |
Una go think say na play play now until they turn Your country to Libya and it won't be reversible.. If they really want to help, why not give the Nigerian Military more ammunition and Equipment.. |
e no sha reach her mind.. Women?! Why is she looking for 38/40.. so that she no go fit born again for the husband or max born only one.. |
e no sha reach her mind.. Women?! |
He probably had done this DNA secretly when the girl was with him and it came out negative.. which was why he was drawm more to her sexually.. But then.. all his calls for DNA now is a diversiónary tactic from the abuse allegations.. does or matter whether you are the biological father or not.. you have abuse the young lady and the trauma would remain with her for life.. |
Power too sweet for Naija.. So how people are struggling for traditional stool And e no still pass the money wey politicians dey bring during elections.. |
2015 - 2025 was a lost decade in the life of our nation.. APC won't offer anything good even if they rule for 40 years.. Lies and Propaganda may take you to the top but they won't help you rule.. |
You hid sinister clauses behind the good oness.. Why are our leaders like this..🤔🤔 |
Potentialfada:Lol.. 😅😅😅 |
Shouldn't there be a law against this proxy arrests especially of family members..🤔🤔?! |
FIFA, UEFA and CAF should consider banning some celebrations that endanger players' bodies and lives.. like back-flipping and knee slidding on grass.. such banned celebrations should attract yellow cards.. |