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PoliticsRe: ₦14.83 Billion Earmarked To Feed Over 91,000 Prison Inmates In 2026 by Kelklein(m): 5:04pm On Feb 11
A quick calculation shows about N163,000 to feed one inmate for the whole year 2026

If you divide it by 365.. that's N446 per day per inmate..

If you factor in corruption that would take at least 75% of this amount.. each inmate only gets 100 per day.. you see the reason for the watery beans everyday?!

Moral of the story: stay away from crime ⚠️ that would put you in a Nigerian Prison for one day.

If you are outside, bad as e bad, if your legitimate hustle fetches you 1k per day as profit or wages.. that is 365,000 per year.. it's better than being incarcerated behind bars and one government official is buying a new jeep on your head while you waste away..🤔🤔

Think about this when you are less busy!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Re-nominates Ex-kebbi Governor, Dakingari As Ambassador by Kelklein(m): 5:00pm On Feb 11
They should make it clear so we understand..

Are they Renewed Hope Ambassadors hoping to deliver their Polling Units or the Country's Ambassadors..

Because I don't understand again..

In my close to 4 decades alive, I have never seen where Ambassadorial positions generate so much controversies in this country..

What is all these?!
Music/RadioRe: Zule Zoo Set To Celebrate 20 Years On Stage With ‘ultimate Thank You Party by Kelklein(m): 2:36pm On Feb 11
GenFunction:
Michael Aboh is late,The slim fair guy.
ok
Music/RadioRe: Zule Zoo Set To Celebrate 20 Years On Stage With ‘ultimate Thank You Party by Kelklein(m): 2:36pm On Feb 11
skywalker240:
Michael Aboh
ok
Music/RadioRe: Zule Zoo Set To Celebrate 20 Years On Stage With ‘ultimate Thank You Party by Kelklein(m): 11:02pm On Feb 10
kolamilan:
Mike is late bro. I remember this event vividly
oh.. that's really sad to hear
Music/RadioRe: Zule Zoo Set To Celebrate 20 Years On Stage With ‘ultimate Thank You Party by Kelklein(m): 10:07pm On Feb 10
lenghtinny:
When last did Zule zoo singangry

By the way, I don’t think Kerewa was released in 2006.

Rip to the late guy
none is late.. I think you are confusing them with the Danfo Drivers.. most people thought the same thing tho
Music/RadioRe: Zule Zoo Set To Celebrate 20 Years On Stage With ‘ultimate Thank You Party by Kelklein(m): 10:05pm On Feb 10
This group wey wan spoil children with bad dance move that year.. the kerewa dance move 😂😂
PoliticsRe: Senate Sets Up Committee To Harmonize Electoral Amendment Bill by Kelklein(m): 7:09pm On Feb 10
People should put their eyes and ears on the ground...

To forge no dey hard them..
PoliticsRe: 'My Oga' - Fubara Hails Wike's Vision (Video) by Kelklein(m): 7:08pm On Feb 10
These two are the most confused characters in the history of Nigerian politics..
PropertiesRe: How Do I Handle This Prepaid Meter Issue With My Neighbors? by Kelklein(m): 2:51pm On Feb 10
Host78:
Hello guys

Please I'm having electricity problem with our new neighbour and I'm confused with what to do right now.

Here's the issue:

So we live in a compound where 3 rooms are connected to one prepaid.

So 3 of us donate to fund our prepaid meter.

A few months ago we were paying 4k and this usually last us for 2+ months. The reason I believe is that all we had to power is ceiling fans and charging of our devices (phones and laptops)

But ever since we got our new neighbor, the light bill has suddenly increased.

This month alone, we've recharged 8k+ individually and by my calculations, it'll cost each of us 12k+ for light to reach us for one month.

This is a significant jump from the 4k that will normally cover us for 2+ months.

I'm really not happy about this and don't know what to do right now.

I can't imagine paying 12k+ a month just to power my ceiling fans and laptop.

I have spoken with her and she told me she's using only fridge with the light, which I don't quite understand, how much our bill has jumped so significantly.

Please any suggestions on what to do will be welcome.

*File photo
If you are using AEDC, just know that you have been upgraded in December from your previous band to a higher band..

The useless people that did it did not notify anybody..

It's s criminal way of increasing tariff across board.. the light situation remains the same but bands have been upgraded..
PoliticsRe: I Was Never Tinubu’s Friend — El-rufai by Kelklein(m): 2:31pm On Feb 10
So the whole 2023 was two of you trying to play a fast one on each other and he outplayed you..
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham Reacts As Lady Confesses To Paid Attacks Over Photo With Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 7:17am On Feb 06
Oyibo has a word for all these rubbish.. reverse psychology.. chasing what is not chasing you.

Guilty conscience no go ever allow evil doers and their supporters rest..

But is it so hard to simply tell everyone wetin wetin una really discuss and move on..

All these gaslighting na wa 🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Coastal Logistics May Push PMS Near N1,000/litre, Dangote Refinery Warns by Kelklein(m): 9:28pm On Feb 05
Abracadabra economy..

The dollar is reducing but fuel is increasing

It's ok..
PoliticsRe: 2027: Senate Rejects Mandatory Electronic Transmission Of Results by Kelklein(m): 8:33pm On Feb 04
How do you ask a thief to support the fixing of CCTV camera in a facility he constantly steals from..

It won't work..
PoliticsRe: Video Of Oshiomhole Massaging lady's Foot Is AI -generated - Media Office by Kelklein(m): 6:48pm On Feb 04
All of una for that Media team dey mad.. dem suppose sack una for this raw display of madness and stupidity..
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Better Now Than 3 Years Ago" - Wahab Okoya by Kelklein(m): 6:32pm On Feb 04
So you need a 19 Yr old spoilt rich kid whose father wines and dines with the power that be and could call off an EFCC hunt on his son when he was caught abusing the currency.. to tell you your daily living reality..

🤔🤔
BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates To N1,394/$ As US Dollar Weakens by Kelklein(m): 10:21pm On Jan 30
So, The dollar is weakening against all currencies worldwide..
PoliticsRe: FG Target Sachet Water Reduction, 2.5 Billion Litres Consumed Annually by Kelklein(m): 7:42pm On Jan 27
I'm very sure in my house alone we consume close to 1m litre.. because we buy 10 bags every 3 days..
PoliticsRe: Altered Gazette: Minority Report Overtaken By Events - Reps Deputy Spokesman by Kelklein(m): 5:37pm On Jan 25
This is totally absurd.. People need to face punishment for forgery of a National document.
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act Amendment Will Be Ready Ahead Of 2027 Polls - Akpabio by Kelklein(m): 9:29am On Jan 25
InvestSmart:
You seem to be very sure of this 🤔
I have been here long enough to know the pattern. In their mind, they would do some in 2nd term..
PoliticsRe: 2027: We Are Going To War In Oyo, We Have Federal Money, PDP Must Go - Ajimobi by Kelklein(m): 6:02pm On Jan 24
Whoever still have this mentality is not a student of history..

Were you here in 2015.. did you witness how the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria took over the whole Country.. intimidating everyone with how they had the Federal purse and can do and undo..

Nigerians humbled them..
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act Amendment Will Be Ready Ahead Of 2027 Polls - Akpabio by Kelklein(m): 8:09pm On Jan 23
The amendment will not be ready before the 2027 polls.. who wants to stake 2m on this ..?!?!

I will bookmark this post.. and show you all later.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Heads To Supreme Court To Challenge Appeal Court’s Decisions On Akpoti by Kelklein(m): 1:26pm On Jan 22
So the altar call was a scam..🤔🤔

Before God fa
CelebritiesRe: "Anu Adeleke: Davido is Going Down Soon" - Kemi Olunloyo by Kelklein(m): 12:19pm On Jan 19
How does something a partially mentally unstable person says make front page here.. like I dont get🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Crisis: Worst Is Over, Says Gbenga Daniel by Kelklein(m): 12:02pm On Jan 19
People can't still afford basic stuffs.. salaries still can't take people home. Those who lost their jobs still haven't found another.. fuel is still not within reach.. prices have skyrocketed 500% over a 6 year period..

So when you say the worst is over.. explain how

This is the same 'worst' that you all have been in denial of.. ever since?!.. the same worst that you have been turning the corners ever since?!

The people don't deserve this..🤔
PoliticsRe: PDP Dismisses Rumours Of 2027 Election Exit, Says Litigations Pose No Threat by Kelklein(m):
Every time you see "PDP said.." in the news, the next thing you are checking is the faction that said. That's a big problem. Then I must commend this Ememobong PR guy, they have at least tried to bring some decency to the fold with their utterances and pronouncements, unlike the other group that think nothing of the implications of their selfish actions..

I think those who wanted PDP down are very happy with all of these. They have them exactly where they want them.. 🤔🤔. With technically 2 governors left months to a general election, these bunch of selfish spoilers must be very proud indeed. Not only would they deliver their polling unit, they delivered an entire party to their paymasters.
PoliticsRe: On The Suit Seeking Deregistration Of ADC And Four Others - TonyeBarcanista by Kelklein(m): 1:13pm On Jan 16
The suit is one of those sponsored by you-know-who to frustrate people from joining the ADC citing plethora of court cases.. both the legit and frivolous ones..
PoliticsRe: Delta Governor Donates 65 SUVs To Traditional Rulers by Kelklein(m): 12:53am On Jan 15
It just seems as if government has money to do every other thing but to lift the people out of poverty.. 🤔🤔
RomanceRe: He Mistakenly Slept With A Married Woman by Kelklein(m): 5:18pm On Jan 14
Everyone knows he's not talking about his friend right?!🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: “tinubu Will Never Dump Wike For Fubara – Wike Is An APC Asset, Fayose Declares” by Kelklein(m):
I told someone this yesterday. His destructive and disruptive tendencies are still valuable assets to them.. And also, dropping him means more chaos than there is already, as he controls the Local Government Chairmen, Hof A and majority of the Federal lawmakers.. these are the people that finance parties and elections. The only ace Fubara has is that he controls state funds which is huge and having meander his way into the party at the Centre..

In Rivers, it's the battle for structures.. while Wike wants every control under him which he calls Rainbow Coalition, Fubara has the support of the central Party which is the main party that matter. Close watchers can only watch how the Turaki led opposition PDP wrestle the rest of whatever is remaining of PDP in Rivers with Wike, and how Ameachi's new ADC takes its own share of
the struggle for the people's support at the upcoming polls.

Rivers would be an interesting place indded.
PoliticsRe: 'God Don't Let Me Grow If I Make Odili To Cry' - Wike (Throwback) by Kelklein(m): 5:53pm On Jan 13
He lives only in the moment..

A typical life of a drunken master.
PoliticsRe: “tinubu Can Sack Me If He Thinks I’m Useless” — Wike Sends Defiant Message by Kelklein(m): 5:44pm On Jan 13
Ekaka14:
A drowning man gasping for straws and reaching for any floating straw? grin
I do not think Wike is drowning really..

I think he understands that the President can't afford not to have him on board because the president understands how destructive he can be and it's not too late for him to be so..

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