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Politics / Re: I Will Not Take A Bribe, Even If It’s ₦1 Billion - Edo INEC Commissioner (Video by Kelklein(m): 2:10pm On Sep 21
Dey play my fans

Even Mr Yk swore that he was unbribable.. but when baba see offshore account money, tori change..

Check this woman out by next year after this assignment, everything go change.

Being an INEC state commissioner for an election is once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that makes you for life. Go and check, she will never do any public office again after this.

Seun knew what he was asking. This is who we are. Corruption-personified.

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Politics / Re: Edo Election: Police Officers Chanting, Showing Their Preparedness (Video) by Kelklein(m): 6:58pm On Sep 20
APC would take Edo on a platter..

Before you come for my throat, let me break it down for you..

We live in a country where INEC ensured that voters participation percentage, popularly called Voter Turnout has never exceed 35% in recent times.. INEC loves this.. it ensures that their shenanigans are kept to a manageable level..

Political gladiators in the ruling class boldly kahut with INEC and Judiciary to rig the whole system.
Business / Re: 0.005%: CBN To Reintroduce Cybersecurity Levy On Electronic Transactions by Kelklein(m): 2:47pm On Sep 19
The government is even pitying us the way I see it.. we are a defeated people.. a suppressed people.. a docile people.. anything they deem fit to apply now would fly and nothing would happen..

I just bought fuel 1300 right now in Abuja.. just a 10litre keg at 13k and I almost wept..

We are on the ground literally.. even if they introduce 3 different levies right now, it would fly and nothing would happen..

They know this so well and they are applying it πŸ’―πŸ’’

I drove from Masaka to Abuja City centre yesterday and it took me 4 hours.. a journey that is supposed to be 20-30 minutes.. I just shook my head and told myself the people allowed this.. because they simply refused to ask why?!

It's a defeated situation.. nothing 'anyone' can do about it.. let's just live it.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Operatives Surround Kogi Govt Lodge In Search Of Yahaya Bello by Kelklein(m): 12:04am On Sep 19
Just the media attention he wanted..

Every move is planned.

Why the EFCC is playing along needs to be explained.. someone in EFCC could even be part of this hatched plan.

This is not how to fight corruption.

You are either fighting corruption resolutely or you are not.. EFCC is still playing around Bello for now.. Nigerians are watching keenly πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Politics / Re: 25% Of FCT : My Personal Views Not Relevant To Supreme Court’s Ruling – Agbakoba by Kelklein(m): 8:26pm On Sep 18
Alex80s:


Go back to school, When you learn more, you can now correct yourself...

I am even surprised he posted a comment of five lines today.. hin comments no dey pass one or two lines. Illiterate trolls can't chew, digest and express opinions of their own with their own brains.. the best their brains can process is just as they are told: troll and insult, then collect your 30k. 🀯🀯
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Leaves EFCC Office, Yet To Be Interrogated by Kelklein(m): 8:10pm On Sep 18
Nigeria is an impossible place..

A 'wanted' man came to your office .. you did not arrest him but pretended like you didn't see him.. He actually came for a photo-op with his own media cameras so that it would be widely reported that he was there.. a mission he accomplished.
You then entered your office to declare him 'wanted' again..

Indeed there are two different countries in this place.. one for the rich and corrupt.. and one for the poor, oppressed and defeated..πŸ€”πŸ€”

Helpless Innocent young people were charged of treason just for carrying placards and protesting to seek for good governance but what could be more treasonable than stealing the commonwealth of the masses and converting public funds for personal use. The rich use their wealth to protect their loot in Nigeria because the laws are weak.

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Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Unveils National Unity Fabric (Designed By Mofinyinfoluwa Bamidele) by Kelklein(m): 5:02pm On Sep 17
I can authoritatively tell you that there are two Nigeria.. one for the rich and one for the poor..

Those guys up there don't know what it means to go to bed on an empty stomach.. and you can't blame them.
Crime / Re: I Didn't Run Away - Ex-dss Boss' Son Abba Bichi Reacts To Alleged $2m Theft by Kelklein(m): 1:57pm On Sep 17
Ahmed0336:
Never knew he plays soccer.
na one of those quota kids back then.. I'm sure if he wanted to play Basketball for the Tigers too, dey for give am.

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Politics / Re: N950/litre Dangote Petrol May Justify More Importation -marketers by Kelklein(m): 1:26pm On Sep 17
Nigeria is an impossible country πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
Crime / Re: Dangote, Damina, Modi: How Tinubu Is Secretly Winning The War On Terror by Kelklein(m): 6:48am On Sep 17
Politics / Re: Pump Price Of PMS; NNPC Limited Press Release by Kelklein(m): 8:47am On Sep 16
Foreign Exchange is the big elephant is the room..

Hopefully the government is able to rein that in..
Events / Re: Ladies Twerk For A Dead Man During Burial Ceremony (Viewers' Discretion) by Kelklein(m): 10:17pm On Sep 14
I just knew it was Ghana before opening the video..

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Car Talk / Re: Vibration Of Engine When AC Is Turn On(Honda Accord 2011) by Kelklein(m): 6:25pm On Sep 13
Your Engine Seatings is/are broken.. have them checked and replaced.
Technology Market / Re: Standing Gas & Electric Cooker + Oven (almost New) by Kelklein(m): 6:14pm On Sep 13
Location
Car Talk / Re: Is My Car Distance Coverage Reading In Miles Or Km (pics) by Kelklein(m): 6:09pm On Sep 13
The odometer reads the distance using the speed on top..

So it's in miles
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beautiful Woman Tatoos Trump 2025 On Her Cheeks by Kelklein(m): 6:07pm On Sep 13
Removable tattoo..

Just for clout!!!
Crime / Re: Silence Is Not Golden At This Point By Barr Michael Akpala Jr by Kelklein(m): 5:48pm On Sep 13
In this clime, Supreme Court takes orders from politicians.. it's like taking orders from the same accused person you are supposed to sentence.. very disturbing.

Same Supreme Court declared a candidate who came 4th in an election, the winner of that election.. taking orders.

Now Edo and Ondo election would have alot of prefilled EC8 forms flying around. If only the had thought those who did that in Kogi a lesson instead of rewarding them, it would have served as a deterrent to those making such plans.

INEC has abetted so much of these malfeasance, Supreme Court has simply blessed it.

The ordinary folks should just look up to God for help.
Politics / Re: Marketers, Refiners Demand Total Subsidy Removal. by Kelklein(m): 2:28pm On Sep 12
Here we go again..


Back to square zero.. after all the suffering and still suffering πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Politics / Re: Fuel Landing Cost Rises, Marketers Fear High Dangote Petrol Price by Kelklein(m): 7:49am On Sep 10
Nigerians survived the SHEGE stage..

They are currently at the SHEGE BANZA stage that was foretold..

The next stage is just by the corner - The SHEGE DAMBURUBA stage.

Brace up for impact my people.

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Politics / Re: Is Protest Treasonable? - Punch Editorial by Kelklein(m): 7:10am On Sep 10
Better still, Tinubu should correct the errors that threw more Nigerians into multidimensional poverty, which led to the protests in the first place.

This is my highpoint of the editorial. An error they should humbly admit and ask for forgiveness from Nigerians. Then take steps to correct them. Anything less than that is absolute nonsense
Politics / Re: Nigeria Becomes 3rd Largest IDA Debtor, Secures $2.2bn Under Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 8:24am On Sep 04
Politics / Re: Our Reforms Will Lead To Economic Growth, Says Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 8:09am On Sep 04
An African adage says "you can't wake a man who pretends to be asleep"..

Any 'reform' that promotes hunger on a massive scale among the common folks shouldn't be called a reform. It's an 'error' you all have refused to admit. But you will admit soon when election approaches and you come back to offer the people a fake crocodile apology.

These are the same people who promised to stabilised the Dollar at 300 in the medium term and achieve 200 on the long term. So they have seen that good governance is rocket science afterall

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Technology Market / Re: ♨️ Samsung G. S21-ultra Snapdragon For Sale(3months Used) by Kelklein(m): 8:07am On Sep 04
Why do I have a feeling, this exact post and pics have been posted here before sometimes ago.. πŸ€”πŸ€”
Politics / Re: What Taiwo Oyedele Actually Said About VAT by Kelklein(m): 7:36am On Sep 04
Bobloco:
Mr Taiwo is just being clever by half

The bottom line is that VAT will still be increased

exactly.. and something tells me Cybersecurity levy too would come back under a new nomenclature.. πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Politics / Re: What Taiwo Oyedele Actually Said About VAT by Kelklein(m): 7:28am On Sep 04
..My committee's proposal for VAT is to reduce the rate to zero per cent (0%) for food, health, education, and exemption for rent, transportation, and small businesses. Our data shows that these are the areas where the average person spend almost all their income, meaning their VAT burden will reduce. The upward rate adjustment is on other items to partly offset the reduction in rate and exemption for basic consumptions ensuring that the masses are protected.
since May 29 last year, everytime I hold 50k, fuel collects 35k inside. And this has been consistent to this day. You all are approaching this matter from the wrong place.. I thought this committee people are supposed to be smart. Fixing the fx is the only thing that would bring relief to Nigerians and Tinubu himself.

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Politics / Re: PidomNigeria: Police Declare Journalist David Hundeyin Wanted by Kelklein(m): 6:57am On Sep 04

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Politics / Re: Be Moderate In Your PMS Price, Segun Showunmi Begs Dangote by Kelklein(m): 3:25pm On Sep 03
This is madness. There is no other words to describe it..

How can we have a country where the highest currency denomination cannot buy a litre of fuel..

If this isn't madness, I don't know what else is?!!πŸ€”

Well, Congratulations Nigerian.. if you are reading this, you have survived the SHEGE stage.

Welcome to SHEGE BANZA stage..

The SHEGE DAMBURUBA is still at the front.

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Travel / Re: South Africa Denies Nigeria’s Basketball Team Visa To Participate In U20 FIBA by Kelklein(m): 2:53pm On Sep 03
Well done South Africa..

That's how you treat a sleeping giant..

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price Seen Hitting β‚¦β€Ž1,300/Litre On NNPC Cash Crunch by Kelklein(m): 8:38am On Sep 03
I told you all the first year was the best year..

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Shege Banza that was foretold..

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Politics / Re: NNPC To Become Sole Buyer As Dangote Refinery Begins Production by Kelklein(m): 9:24pm On Sep 02
Now they want to spoil an otherwise lofty idea.. πŸ€”πŸ€”

What NNPC cannot spoil does not exist..

This is an NNPC that could not keep its complete stake in Dangote Refineries due to recklessness and lack of foresight..

This is an NNPC that 'dashed' all of their over 500 Retail outlets to a partisan interest. They shouldn't touch anything that has to do with Nigerian Energy Security, ever again. They should do whatever they like with the government refineries in collaboration with the useless government but stay away from Dangote refineries.

Dangote has the capability to sell directly to major marketers. The intermediation is not necessary. It's just to suffer Nigerians more by adding their own profits. Nigerians need to speak out. What kind of people are we sef.. just watching these people march your heads on the ground. πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Crime / Re: Bandits Kill Policeman, Vigilante In Sokoto & Take Their Two AK-47 Rifles by Kelklein(m): 9:05pm On Sep 02
We have seen more than 20 Headlines on Bandits, Kidnappers, Boko Haram in 2 days.. what the f is going on..πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

If I'm the President, I would give a directive, I don't want to see any security head in Abuja for next two Months.. all should relocate to the North East, North West zones asap..

But ooh.. this is Nigeria. The masses and common people are not priority..
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Garki In Sokoto, Kill 3, Kidnap Several Others by Kelklein(m): 10:48am On Sep 02
No decisive actions against them hence they run haywire..

I watched the video where they seized the military APC, you could see these are young people between 14 - 25 yrs...

All those children that the Northern elite have refused to ensure they go to school, these are the result we are living with today.. and we would live with for a considerable period of time.

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