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 Romance / Re: Please Help! My Relationship Is Becoming Something Else by Kelklein(m): 8:15am |
Clevagal: That's fine.. He would come around 😉 na just nyanga |
| Romance / Re: Where Did The Dead Bodies Go? (photos Included) by Kelklein(m): 10:55pm On May 05 |
My questions about the catacombs.. how did they get the skulls and long bones to be arranged so cleanly... was it after the dead-bodies' flesh have rotten?!.. were the bodies subjected to some kind of chemical treatment that removed the fleshes and allowed the bones to be collected and arranged..?! More clarity is needed as to how these supposed 'genocide' or holocaust or whatever it was, took place..🤔🤔 All I know though is that the heart of man has always been wicked since day1 of creation.. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Do You Remember This Buhari Picture by Kelklein(m): 10:25pm On May 05 |
Buhari was a clear indication that no one-man is coming to save Nigeria.. our disunity is epic. It won't allow even a leader with good intentions to thrive... Tho Buhari enjoyed alot of goodwill which he didn't really capitalise on either knowingly or unknowingly, which led to the supposed failure of that administration in terms of putting the economy on track.. Nigeria does not need a messiah, though some argue that a good leader would spring the needed change into action but we need to first of all find a way to let Nigerians have a united front.. make everyone understand their role in the national discourse and the need to have all hands on deck.. This system of 'elite versus the rest of us' currently being run would lead to a disastrous end. It's only a matter of time 2 Likes |
| Health / Re: Britain's Fattest Man, Jason Holton, Is Dead (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 9:59pm On May 05 |
If you read 'Fastest' man at first in the topic, gather here 😊😀 102 Likes 2 Shares |
| Technology Market / Re: Brand New Oraimo BurnaBoy Spacepods For Sale (pics) by Kelklein(m): 9:57pm On May 05 |
Ecardz:Let's deal 40k LAST. |
| Family / Re: Notice To Quit by Kelklein(m): 9:42pm On May 05 |
Most landlords do this when they want to increase the rent.. You people (the tenants) should try and contact him if you can, to have a meeting with him to really know why he's doing this.. If he insists on you leaving.. start looking for another apartment 3 months to the end of your rent expiry.. no biggie You might even be lucky to get an apartment better and more affordable than this one.. I have had a personal experience like this one before.. I took it as a challenge to move to a bigger better place.. I was a bit lucky tho.. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Please Help! My Relationship Is Becoming Something Else by Kelklein(m): 9:25pm On May 05 |
from your post, it's clear that your boyfriend is not the 'calling' type.. since you knew this, you should have tried to keep up with him by either calling him more or via messaging, say Whatsapp.. most people who are not the calling type are always very active with messages and replies.. use that to always get the attention you so craved from him.. Also, don't assume he's fine.. you can always try to probe him if you observe any changes in his attitude mood.. he seems to me like someone who just wants a quiet life.. As to whether the two of you would decide to end up together.. only the two of you can answer that and not outsidaz.. My advice tho is that you call him and let him know why you were angry.. and try to sort things out. And the two of you should grow up and stop 'breaking up' everytime you have a slight argument..🤔🤔 |
| Autos / Re: Neatly Used Toyota Camry For Sale In A Very Good Condition by Kelklein(m): 6:39pm On May 05 |
when they want to be mischievous.. they deliberately leave out the year.. that's probably an 03 Camry 🤔🤔 1 Like |
| Culture / Re: Kebbi Governor Laments Gang Up By 'prominent Personalities' by Kelklein(m): 3:24pm On May 05 |
Ignore the adversaries, they would always be there.. focus on whatever it is you are doing. Take care of your state citizens.. My only problem with Nigerian governors is that they don't do enough with the little that they get.. all of them are consumed by Klepto spirit which makes them to steal public funds with reckless abandon.. the system gives them free hands to make or mar their states, most of them choose the latter. 🤔🤔 |
| Celebrities / Re: Why The CBN Has To Stop Street Dollar Trades by Kelklein(m): 2:48pm On May 05 |
You have a point.. the only problem is that even the Banks are crooked.. they get Dollar allocations too like the BDCs but they hoard instead of transacting with them.. The EFCC is trying to clean up the system of street-trading and we can only implore them to sustain the monentum.. it's going to be hard tho. They deserve some commendation for the little they have done esp in Zone4 Abuja.. that place used to be a free-for-all but there is some level of moderation now.. An analogy is almost like those that trade fuel on the road. It is those who need them and patronise them that are encouraging the trade. If nobody is buying, you won't see them on street.. but then you have to move your car from A to B and the fueling stations have endless queues or no fuel sometimes.. The wayout is to boost your foreign reserve via exports and productivity, and discourage the need for Dollars as much as possible.. Productivity is a double edged sword.. because it makes Items people would pay dollars to import available locally and earns you foreign exchange when you export excess to outside country... the government only pay lip services to banning transactions in dollars in the country. People still pay their wards school fees in dollars.. The political class are still converting their loots into dollars on a daily basis.. the EFCC and NFIU needs to device a means to nip money laundering at source.. but again the Banks have not been helping..! Nigeria is wild.. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (5 - 0) On 5th May 2024 by Kelklein(m): 2:29pm On May 05 |
You have got to give it to Chelsea tho... their determination to at least overtake ManU deserves commendation 😀😀😀😀 4 Likes |
| Autos / Re: Lexus ES 330 Foreign Use by Kelklein(m): 1:57pm On May 05 |
You forgot the year sir.. oh sorry you didn't forget.. it was deliberate..  It is 2004! |
| Celebrities / Re: Wofai Fada's In-laws Saga... Should Parents Choose Who Their Children Marry? by Kelklein(m): 1:49pm On May 05 |
There may be something the family knows that the guy is not aware of.. he probably might have been carried away by nyash.. Just saying tho.. I think they alll should sit and iron this out.. this public drama is unnecessary Now it's going to be another episodes of 'keeping up with the Cole family'.. |
| Education / Re: Trinitate International School Impressive Jamb Score Card by Kelklein(m): 9:17pm On May 04 |
Impressive 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 One point that needs to be made is that some of these students from Private schools are not new to CBTs.. some schools even organise private practicing class for CBTs.. Aside being brilliant, your Use of Computer skills can also help you to be more focused and organised.. which can translate to higher scores in CBTs., as you are able to properly manage your time compared to someone taking the CBT for the first time on that exam day. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Kelklein(m): 9:10pm On May 04 |
Itohanmiwa: People that follow his posts know that it's all a cruise.. People create different cruise here on Nairaland just the way it suits them.. I know a guy here who post alot about broke life,, he may not necessarily be broke like that in real life 1 Like 1 Share |
| Business / Re: 2000 And 5000 Naira Note Is Overdue. Inflation is Triple digits by Kelklein(m): 9:06pm On May 04 |
Two trends I have observed in present day day Nigeria: 1. Government of the day and every preceeding government do not understand the fact the countries population is growing rapidly hence a need to include the extra mouths in government.. 2. Things that benefit the generality of Nigerians are always difficult to do by the government. e.g the last census exercise was done about 18 years ago.. less important things esp those that involve stéaling of public funds are done faster.. The current realities in the country right now demand that we create more currency supply and more states across the regions.. |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Interview Experience by Kelklein(m): 8:45pm On May 04 |
I once attended an interview many years ago where the interviewer asked me.. he and his wife just built a very beautiful bungalow, what color would I advise them to paint the stairs.. Mumu me, na so I go talk say 'blue'.. he asked why blue. I said because blue is my favorite color.. Everytime I remember how foolishly confident I sounded eh, I just laugh..😀😀😃 4 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Data Disproves Commissioner’s Claim That Lagos Is Africa’s 7th Largest Economy by Kelklein(m): 8:25pm On May 04 |
nobody is surprised really.. propaganda and líes live here..🤔🤔 In 2019, N27trillion was around 70billion dollars (@360 exchange rate) Now, that N42 trillion is around 29billion dollars (@1400 exchange rate) Mr commissioner, you have degrown sir.. 19 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance / Re: What Might Be Her Reason For Ignoring My Calls by Kelklein(m): 11:49pm On May 03 |
Ok she travelled. You didn't mention tho whether she would be back or not My advice.. wait till she returns before you continue.. It's even possible she went to a village where they have limited network.. |
| Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Loses As Appeal Court Rules In Favour Of EFCC by Kelklein(m): 11:43pm On May 03 |
ttobizz:He will...to waste more time.. he has money. |
| Politics / Re: Aregbesola No Longer Member Of APC – Osun Ex-commissioner, ADEBAYO Adeleke by Kelklein(m): 6:26pm On May 03 |
Ogbeni has always made his position clear which led to the fall out in the last guber elections.. But one is surprised at all of these considering he is one of the Jagaban products.. More revelations are expected as time flies by tho.. Nigerian politics is a complex web.. nothing is revealed by what you see or hear.. 3 Likes |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: It Is Obligatory For The Man To Have Intercourse With His Wife On A Reasonable B by Kelklein(m): 6:01pm On May 03 |
As a doctor, I can tell you for free that women, esp matured and married have sexual needs at least during their ovulation phase which happens every month for a period of 4-6 days.. the layman way of calculating this period is by counting 10 days after the start of her period.. As nature would have it, this is the period when she's most fertile and sexually needy.. it's important for every man to understand this.. As a husband, you would observe that she's more receptive and less resistive during this period... EVERY MONTH!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: We Have Issued Preliminary Impact Assessment For Lagos-Calabar Expressway by Kelklein(m): 5:40pm On May 03 |
Trying to be smart by half.. Preliminary Impact Assessment is different from Environmental Impact Accessment as stipualted by the law.. If you still allow yourself to be bamboozled by this corrupt propagandists, then you probably deserve to be 🤔🤔🤔 |
| Technology Market / Re: Brand New Oraimo BurnaBoy Spacepods For Sale (pics) by Kelklein(m): 8:41pm On May 02 |
Available |
| Autos / Re: 2001 C200 For Sale 1.9m by Kelklein(m): 6:05pm On May 02 |
See big man car of that year.. 🤔🤔 |
| Romance / Re: I'm Inlove With A Girl On IG by Kelklein(m): 2:47pm On May 02 |
Are you sure you haven't been chatting or messaging an AI 2 Likes |
| Phones / Re: Galaxy S22 Ultra 5g | 256gb | 12gb Ram | Snapdragon | Dual Sim|550k by Kelklein(m): 2:44pm On May 02 |
If you are sure the upgrade caused the line.. You can downgrade the software to the previous version.. Pls don't ask me how to do it.. ask google |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Declining Economic Activities Worrisome – CBN by Kelklein(m): 4:20pm On May 01 |
They hate to hear dissenting voice.. I can bet you my PowerBank that the innocent dude would be asked to resign or be sacked in the next couple of months.. how dare he speak the truth about the economy. 🤔🤔 5 Likes |
| Phones / Re: Samsung Note 20 Ultra For Sale... by Kelklein(m): 2:20pm On May 01 |
This was the last Note Samsung made in 2020. Now they have collapsed the Note features into the Ultra of the Galaxy S-series.. A great phone but the op already said it's negotiable.. it's left to you to negotiate with him. 1 Like |
| Family / Re: How Many Days To Learn Manual Driving Perfectly As A Newbie by Kelklein(m): 11:32pm On Apr 30 |
Depending on the expertise of your trainer and your ability to learn fast.. On the average 2 weeks.. assuming you practice on a daily basis. 3 Likes |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Re: Jos DISCO Restores Partial Power Supply To Gombe On 330KV Transmission Line by Kelklein(m): 11:29pm On Apr 30 |
There should be at least 36 Discos.. one per state.. they would get serious that way |
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