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PoliticsRe: Wike Kicks As Oyo Court Lifts PDP Convention Ban by Kelklein(m): 7:10pm On Nov 05, 2025
Nothing he hasn't done to frustrate this party and how they still allow him do all of this, beats me..
PoliticsRe: PDP BoT Backs Damagum, Hails Oyo Judgement, To Resolve Crisis by Kelklein(m): 5:39pm On Nov 05, 2025
The problem with you all in that PDP is that na all of una chook hand for oil..

Everyone there is clandestinely working underground in one way or the other for the opposition, including the elders. That is why it's difficult to hold the centre. Cos only truth and sincerity of purpose can do that.
CelebritiesRe: Former Adult Actress Lana Rhoades Wants Her Videos Deleted To Protect Her Son by Kelklein(m):
Lol.. when they say this, they are technically asking more people to go search their videos and watch them more..

Only core adult site customers know her before, now everybody does.

So it is a planned work to get them into the limelight again and get more views and hence more money. If not, mention one adult film star that this has ever worked for..
PoliticsRe: PDP Writes INEC Over Suspension Of Anyanwu, Bature, Others by Kelklein(m): 11:40pm On Nov 04, 2025
No be who first run go police dey win case..

The Secretary who attempted to overthrow his Chairman while some saboteurs were playing the drum for him in the background. They were quick to write to INEC. They were quick to invade the Party Secretariat. I love how the elders allowed them to display their 5 mins of insanity.

The elders should be resolute and tackle the problems from the root. They know where the roots are.

If the convention eventually holds, they should be resolute against those who used the plight of the party to cash in by aligning with the opposition and pinching the party in its wounds from the opposition camp. All in the name of payback.. the persons you claim to be paying back against have since left the party for you..

the elders must act immediately except they too are complicit in all of these.. they owe that responsibility to party posterity that would come after them.

A word is enough for the wise..
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo: President Trump Must Not Meet With Tinubu Yet by Kelklein(m):
The picture below made me believe the insecurity in Nigeria was a creation of the political class..

For those that were too young when it happened close to 11years ago.. the white man seated was John Kerry, the US Secretary of State under Obama.. when he visited Nigeria in Jan 2015.. the others seated were the newly formed APC members scheming to oust the then President Jonathan. They hosted and treated a US Sec óf State to a separate State welcome with flags of both countries as you can see behind. Those people were virtually running a shadow government while there was a sitting government in power, at that period in time.

All the things they got away with then have become treasonable offences today. Same United State they were begging John Kerry and Obama to intervene in Nigerian affairs then is suddenly not welcomed today.

Karma is indeed a b*tch.. what goes around, comes around full cycle.

PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Consultant Neurosurgeon In Anambra by Kelklein(m): 10:33am On Nov 03, 2025
The reason the ruling political class are suddenly jittery over Trump Declaration is because their nyash has been opened on an international scale.. their irrespónsibility and inability to protect all Nigerians are now in the international media.. hence they feel threatened esp their re-election..

Nothing bothers a politician more than their re-election.. but them this is just history happening full cycle. While in opposition, they took turns to report the GEJ government to America
Christianity EtcRe: Man Shares Incredible Transformation: 6 Years As LGBT To Finding Christ(photos/v by Kelklein(m): 5:57pm On Nov 02, 2025
It's all in your head..
PoliticsRe: Planned Convention: PDP NWC Suspends National Secretary, Legal Adviser, others by Kelklein(m):
Simple and short.. These guys work day and night to make sure this party is sabotaged by openly cahooting with oppositions. what can be more antiparty than that?! Same people turn around to take a party to court to stop a convention?! Do you know what a convention mean.. it's like stopping a swearing in of a new administration or stopping an election from taking place all for your selfish pecuniary gains..

The problem with that party is that all of them in one way or the other even those disguised as leaders are working for selfish interests.. there is no united front to work in the interest of all and salvage the soul of the party.
SportsRe: Nobody Collected $1.2 Million For Kebbi Stadium – Shehu Dikko by Kelklein(m): 7:24am On Nov 01, 2025
Political language..

When senators receive billions in Constituency funds.. they tell you, nobody receives any money. It was executed by the Executive.

Same applies here.
PoliticsRe: Court orders PDP not to go ahead with National Convention by Kelklein(m): 4:30pm On Oct 31, 2025
Nobody is really surprised, right.

They kílled that party long before now from within..

We are all just waiting for the burial date to be announced.

Just some few elements cashing out on the death of the party and using the proceeds to arrange for its burial..

Anybody there who is still interested in being a party man should either join the APC like others have been doing or join the ADC.

The only reason PDP still looks like a party is because there are still a few governors and lawmakers wearing the toga of the party but deep down their souls have left there or some have indeed sold out esp those disguising as leaders of the party.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: CDCFIB Releases Names Of Successful Applicants by Kelklein(m): 2:02pm On Oct 30, 2025
This is the kind of thing that opens room for manipulation and fraud.. you made an announcement and over 24 hours later, nobody has seen any list anywhere. Why the hurry to announce when you are not ready.
PoliticsRe: Genocide; Mike Arnold Findings With Northern Imams On Ending The Carnage by Kelklein(m):
Why is anyone taking character like this seriously.. why is he trending on the Nigerian space ffs..

if that man that wears Aso-oke up and down is your associate, I see you as birds of a feather.
PoliticsRe: Top 25 Countries With The Lowest Quality Of Life In 2025 by Kelklein(m):
Well captured 💯💢. Na this one we dey carry first. Always at the front of every negative statistics across the globe..🤔🤔

No where in the world do we have such a percentage of the population going through so much, and they have a government who only thinks though a narrow lens of elitism, cronyism, kleptocracy and nepotism.

It's a wake-up call for the leaders and policy makers. You can't put the people you lead through these much and go to sleep.. your conscience suppose dey príck you small..
BusinessRe: Dangote Rally Calls As Naira Strengthens, Asks Dollar Holders To Sell Them by Kelklein(m): 9:20pm On Oct 29, 2025
Naira is such a speculative currency.. too many people just holding their money in dollars waiting for naira to rise..

This interview alone caused over a N30 appreciation in the currency. That's huge for a currency that can rise by only N5 in months..and mostly falls for the most time.
PoliticsRe: Hurricane Tinubu: Taraba, Plateau, Adamawa Govs Face Defection Drama by Kelklein(m): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2025
StreetFight:
Politics is strategy. JAGABAN has it
True
FamilyRe: Marriage On The Brink Of Collapse by Kelklein(m):
Are you sure you didn't just make this marital problem up in your head.. cos I understand o..

God bless you with a peaceful marriage, only you dey use your hand and mind dey find problems..

If you are worried other people may be fúcking your wife, these are normal worries that comes across every man's mind once in a while..you just concentrate on being a better man and enjoy your marriage

And why in a hurry to ask her about the booking before the said date.. why not take a photoshot of the booking reminder that popped up, allow her to actually go for the booking and play her the tape when she returns.

If you really want to ascertain what's going on and decide what exactly you want to do, you have got to grow up and handle this with all the maturity it deserves.

Good luck to you sir..
PoliticsRe: Hurricane Tinubu: Taraba, Plateau, Adamawa Govs Face Defection Drama by Kelklein(m):
Emilokan may be terrible at governance but you have to give it to him, man knows the right button to press to woo people to his side.. he understudied the weakness of an average Nigerian elite - and fed that weakness. Trust me this is not an easy skill in Politics, esp when done on a national scale.

If you want to know how difficult it is.. a governor in this country was stifled by his godfather in office and even later placed under SOE.. throughout the period of that ordeal, he couldn't woo a single House of Assembly member to his side from the opposing camp. That gift is only for those that know the game.

Once again, well done, emilokan 🙌🏼🙌🏼
BusinessRe: 7 Red Flags When Shopping Online In Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 9:16am On Oct 29, 2025
If it's not a trusted and famous source or you personally know their location and store, don't pay and wait for delivery. Once you ask me to pay you anything before you deliver

Those that trust what they are selling would gladly do Pay On Delivery and sell very well. Understandably some Nigerians are notorious for wasting vendors' time and waybill only to cancel the order at the end.
CelebritiesRe: Social Media Erupts As Regina Daniels Is Spotted With A Mystery Man by Kelklein(m): 9:13am On Oct 29, 2025
shiná don dey her eye tey tey

And also I see small pikin dey worry the girl well well..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: "FG To Expand Cash Transfer Beyond 15 Million Households" - Wale Edun by Kelklein(m): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2025
Nobody is saying you didnt share the money o, but nobody can also say you indeed shared the money.. that's worrisome and deceitful.

Na only dem get the social register. Na only dem know the people wey dey the register.. (the register is not online in this age and time). Why not put online and make it classified so it can be verified and confirmed anytime not necessarily by the public but by independent civil groups. No, the more secretive it is, the more money can be cornered in the name of social investment.

It doesn't make any sense coming on the news to make announcements of phantom money disbursements every now and then. Not an atom of sense.
PoliticsRe: See Where The 20% Poorest Nigerians Live by Kelklein(m): 8:47pm On Oct 27, 2025
Buhari was just an evidence that no single leader is going to take away your poverty.

At best, they just come and enrich themselves and their cronies..
PoliticsRe: Sowore released on bail, calls the Police an irresponsible organisation (vid) by Kelklein(m):
I remember one young school girl video that went viral on social media sometimes ago.. she was driven away from school over school fees and she said something like 'una go beat, and pursue me tìre..' cos she said she won't stop going to school.

This Sowore situation just reminds me of that stubborn girl..

Oya make una pick him again na.. na una go tìrẹ las las..😅😅
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers No Longer Interested In Legislation – FCT Rep Chinedu by Kelklein(m): 12:01pm On Oct 27, 2025
Because there is free allowances and Constituency money whether you legislate or pass any bill or not.
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Approves Creation Of 6 New States by Kelklein(m): 11:00am On Oct 27, 2025
simpleseyi:
YES, the South East will never be at the same level with others, we guarantee you that
Even with all your marginalising them, they still pass you in every human development indices..

Gerrarahere, Mr tribesman..
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Approves Creation Of 6 New States by Kelklein(m): 8:25pm On Oct 26, 2025
Currently
NE - 6
NW - 7
NC - 6
SW - 6
SS - 6
SE - 5

So to balance the SE you decided to add one to everyone... still back to -1..

Technically, you haven't done anything..
PoliticsRe: He Acted Swiftly And Panicky Because Of Coup, Not Insecurity– Shehu Slams Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 6:25pm On Oct 25, 2025
In summary: the rate themselves more than you x1million..
PoliticsRe: FG Releases ₦32.9 Billion To PHCs, Urges Nigerians To Monitor Funds by Kelklein(m): 5:56pm On Oct 23, 2025
Since we have shown ourselves as a people incapable of financial discipline, interventions should be channelled in form of subsidies, tax credits and exemptions, direct cash transfers to beneficiaries monitored by the World Bank itself, etc..

Once there s a middleman involved in any intervention, transaction or contract in Nigeria, just know say the money otilor..
PoliticsRe: 25 Countries With The Largest Homeless Populations by Kelklein(m): 5:44pm On Oct 23, 2025
Na this one dem dey see us.. 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Court Sends Nnamdi Kanu’s Brother, Lawyer, 10 Others To Kuje Prison by Kelklein(m): 2:26pm On Oct 21, 2025
Na this one dey quick them well well..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Obidient Movement In Anambra Endorses Governor Soludo For Second Term by Kelklein(m): 9:10am On Oct 21, 2025
There has been a lot of misconceptions about obidients - who an obidient really is answering how some groups have cashed in on the 'movement'.

This has been often said. Obidient is anyone that follows Mr Peter Obi and believes he's an outlier from the regular kleptocratic Nigerian politicians that abound today.(Kleptocratic is different from kelptimaniac .. don't mix up the two). He s supporters transverse ages, ethnic groups, diaspora and professionals who believe if given the chance to top leadership, he would infuse his disciplinary approach to governance into the country and turn our clearly frugal system into one that is prudent and have enough to cater for its impoverished masses.

The only other Nigerian leader who enjoyed such goodwill was the late President Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Lagos State Police Command Statement About Lone Protester by Kelklein(m): 7:54pm On Oct 20, 2025
The message has been passed loud and clear.. FCT Central Area was under complete shutdown today.. even till this evening making it hard for commuters transversing to their various destination to pass as armed men Mount serious guards.. If only they can deploy a tenth of that energy against bandits and kidnappers, people won't be in panic mode across the country like this.

What is the point of holding the man in perpetuity, charge him on time or let him go.. the Judiciary should do the right thing and stop allowing itself to be used to willing tools in the hard of the Executive to carry out recklessness.

A word is enough for the wise!!

PoliticsRe: Gov Otti's 'write-your-will-before-you-rig' comment Not A Threat - Abia Govt by Kelklein(m):
I don't know why mischief making BATist want to turn this around.. comparing the governor's speech with some thugs in NURTW leadership..

The governor warned those that want to commit crime of rigging to desist or face the consequences.. the NURTW thugs warn those that want to carry out their civic duties doing the right thing by voting the candidate of their choice to desist and allow them carry out their rigging.

How are these two the same now..🤔🤔 in a normal country, should this even be a subject of argument?!🤔🤔

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